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Nicespice is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever

...and any unhinged, psycho, whack job bitch that threatens to harm her should be band from TUSCL (and the internet in general) for life. I mean, come on, who would want to harm nicespice - she's so...nice.

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What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper?

Q. What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper? A. I don't have a Maserati in my garage. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Short, fun, midday visit

Visited in the afternoon on a weekday, and the place was empty. There was one other patron there, and he'd just finished a private dance with one of the two girls in the club. Girl finishing up…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Back in town for a couple of days

Was in town for a conference so I decided to unwind at Fritz. Baseball game going on so a lot busier than it has been on previous stop ins. First time ever ordering food as…

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NB Elite Men’s Spa

Anybody used the Jacuzzi room at NB Elite Men’s Spa in Tijuana. If so how was it? Did you get the room for 30 minutes or an hour. If an hour did you stay the whole hour?

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How do you get an discussion that threatens the physical safety of people delete

the title says it all

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A 3 yrs summary report

Having been to Follies for 3 years, mostly on Sunday 3-7pm, but never wrote a review until now, hopefully to address some annoyances people have lately. This year they started limiting the amount of…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Blue Dream

The club has always been good. The day shift bartenders, specially Stephanie, provide some nice eye candy to enjoy while dancers make their way around. I like to come in around 7 or 8 just…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Something for everyone

There was no cover walking in around 2pm. I ordered a Coke for $5 and noticed 7 girls sitting around. MI was on stage, mid 20's medium body, white, with a great attitude. Stage action…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Outside of Follies, one of the best dayshits

I remember going to Wax in the early 2000s. There was no air, the girls were ghetto and unattractive and I just hated the place. Now, it's one of the best places in…

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LOL

Was listening to this guy on YouTube talking about dating and him saying sometimes you don't know who the person really is that you're waking up next to - then he says "hell I was married for 11 years…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Never Again

Was in the area on a weekday afternoon and decided to give this place a try. Club is located in a residential area with a parking lot across the street; ample parking was avaliable. From…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

God is this place getting slow and depressing

This place used to be hopping, with the selection of dancers kind of spotty, but there enough good ones to make the trip worthwhile. Now that they have a no smoking policy the place is like…

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Nina

Please change your avatar to a butt shot. Shit like this matters on TUSCL. Thx

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Finally here at Hong Kong!!!

And I see what all you guys rant and rave about. But I think a point that should be made is: have your first arriba experience be with a chica that understands and speaks decent English. Yall know…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Short and sweet

Been a few years since I hit this spot but if your looking for crazy cheap thrills, this is the spot to be. You'll find at least one 8/10 in the bunch with the rest…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Best looking girls in town!!

Born, raised and have done the majority of my early mongering in Paterson. Now when I say this hands down has the best looking girls in town, I mean. I actually had to check my…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

afternoon latinas

There are a handful of Latinas here during the day and I like to catch them towards the end of the shift. They're playful on the lapdance floor and claim they'll do anything and I…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Another visit and another good experiance

The club is closed on Mondays and Tuesdays so I had to wait until Wednesday for my return visit. I went to the Spearmint Rhino on Tuesday, but it was not really to my…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

She's Dead and other Stripper Shit

Stopped in from 8-10 PM. A little slow at 8, but hopping with about 40-45 dancers by 10 PM. 90% white, all at least a 6 with many 8's. Even the 45 year old grandmother…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

A Really Good Time, Most of the Time

The mood really depends on the dancers available but I will say - the majority of the time they have a fantastic selection of gorgeous dancers. Girls with thick thighs and tiny waists, and can really…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

A bit rushed, but otherwise OK

Stopped by on a Sunday at around 5pm. I parked, and another gentleman pulled in the parking lot at exactly the same time, so I high-tailed it in to get the best pick, haha. Good thing I…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Still remains the status quo

I visited the players club on Wednesday evening. I showed up around 8 o’clock, which is earlier than I usually shut up, however that they provide some solid conversation at the bar prior to enjoying…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Decent

It was an ok experience. Arrived at 2pm. Had about 10 girls. None greater than an 8. The first girl that approached my buddy and I was as high as a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

So easy... too easy?

Well, this club's reputation is well justified in my eyes after my brief visit during a road trip vacation. I'm sure everything has already been stated in other reviews, so I'll just say a few…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Not sure how they keep the lights on

The decline of Baltimore in general and specifically Players Club has been well documented. Nothing new to report on the things that matter - lap dance area wall is the same low height on the…

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Does the weather channel ever forecast weather?

I had the channel on for an hour and haven't seen a single forecast. Just a guy standing in the rain. Was hoping to see a storm track and projected rainfall across north and South Carolina. I'm…

Desire

Port Richey, Florida

Might as well have been closed

There were 2 girls working, both string over the laps of the only other 2 customers. Never even came over. Nobody ever went to the stage Bartender was nice enough. Draft ye unflinching was 5…

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Fruit Cakes

Eat or Re-gift? I never bought one, never eaten one or gifted one. Just sits there for a few weeks and then goes in the trash. Who’s the fruitcake around here?

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Wow! How is this legal?

I cannot believe this place exists; in Wisconsin of all places! On my visit, after getting buzzed in, I went with a thick latina for $180. She had several tattoos including at least…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Best in the area

2 PM on a Monday there were three dancers and three customers. $5.00 to enter. Soft drinks $3.00. Dancers were 6's and 8's, small boobs with see through plastic coving the nipples, nice slim bodies.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

As I expected based on TUSCL reviews

As part of my Detroit area club tour, I had to include Henry VIII even though I had been there during day shift on a Saturday approx 1 month earlier. I decided to arrive at…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Sunday business trip

Stopped by on a Sunday night at around 10. When I got there it looked like there wasn’t anyone working. I took a chair and scoped it out thinking it was going to be a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Another good Day

So i have been to Playhouse dozens of times and written a number of reviews. Never disappointed except for the long periods of time they go without any new talent in terms of dancers. Once…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Mid-day delight, BSC is truly never a bad choice

Arrived at around 2:00pm on a Tuesday, parking lot had maybe a handful of cars in it. Afternoon shift so no cover, just an id check and I took a seat a couple rows back…

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

2 hours and I enjoyed myself

This club is rated lower than what my experience was. Others have talked about the layout. The $25 VIP access isn’t very private but it’s neceasary to get a lap dance. My jack and…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Day shift carried the torch

Usually you expect day shift to be awful, but I was impressed. Sure there were some older ladies dancing that weren't all that great, but they worked it and showed some skills. Then the last…

The Dome in Kent

Kent, Ohio

For Now A Regular Bar Again

People need to know the following before they waste their time to make a trip to this club because it's off the beaten path for most of us. I stopped by and was greeted by…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Still a good spot for a drink after work

I stopped in on my way home from work on a Wednesday afternoon. I’ve been here many times, and the dancer quality is good. The challenge is finding a dancer you find hot who will…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Disgusting

Dancers are over 30 some overweight Dances are pricey And the second dancer was arrogant she just wanted to get it over with There was an old lady wearing a fluffy scarf thing Definitely didn’t want to see…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

good times before

I have not been here for a while , I used to get good service from a number of girls Madison and Aubrey- Both had great bodies with nice firm asses and real tits that…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

no luck (is this a social trend ?)

I decided to give this club another chance. On prior visits I kept running into the same issue - of a preponderance of thick dancers. I'm drawn here because it is the closest to a true…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

If your missing Summer here's what happened..

Anyone been wondering what happened to Summer?? Well here I am.. I had to leave Mickey's unfortunately.. I was beginning to have some medical issues and wasn't able to figure out what it was till…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Not sure why they call this a club....

I was out in Cal for a visit, and decided to stop in and kill a little time. Very small club (if you can call it that). very skinny room. When you walk in the…

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OT: Power Semiconductors, recent books about

Much more demand due to electric cars, and solar and small scale energy generation without 60hz rotating machines, and with battery storage, and then more electric trains. Main natural division is into self-commutating and non-self-commutating. Power electronics : devices, circuits and industrial…

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How do you handle aging?

This past year I have aged tremendously. My hair is already beginning to gray, thin, and recede. I have begun to develop nasolobial folds. No wrinkles or crows feet (knock on wood) but I think my skin has lost a…

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I just came back from vacation

Hola Amigos! I just wanted to say thank you to Countryman for spending so much money in Tijuana last month that I had extra money to take my beautiful family across the border on a much needed vacation to wonderful San…

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How does this site compare to 1 year ago?

For those of you who have been on here for a while, how does this site compare to what it was one year ago? Has the quality of the content changed? Is it more trollish than it used…

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Ssrious question : how likely is it for someone to use meth if their S/O does it

I guess thsir is no answer ? I mean , while a person is more likely to use these kinds of substances if someone very close to them uses them, I'm sure many of you have had close relationship ships…

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Ssrious question : how likely is it for someone to use meth if their S/O does it

I guess thsir is no answer ? I mean , while a person is more likely to use these kinds of substances if someone very close to them uses them, I'm sure many of you have had close relationship ships…

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Giving Creme Pies

https://youtu.be/diJML68riLQ This gives me Ideas for my next sc visit. I will give all the ladies creme pies

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Gun shows and blow jobs

Did i mention a 48 pack of Budweiser lol This girl fucks so good im just going with the flow even though she country as fuck

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Hot dancers, bouncer was an "a hole"

Overall I had a good time. Dancers were hot, mostly 8-10 range. Bartenders were hot, especially Lany! I'm in a wheelchair, and I norally don't need help going in and out of nightclubs,…

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How old was you when you popped your cherry ?

I lost my virginity on my 13 birthday to the school slut that was in the eleventh grade lol Had some older friends from the football team hook me up

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Dallas: Is it still all about Baby Dolls?

I’m in Dallas on business, was here two years ago and it seemed Baby Dolls was the place to go. I had a good time there. Also went to PT Club or something like that. Is that still the case? Just…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

First trip to the Cabaret

Previous reviews were very accurate and helpful (especially the parking tip about the lot around the corner). I have never ventured into an urban club like this one so to be honest it was…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Could see myself becoming a regular...

This was my 3rd time here, already wrote a previous review on my evening experience. I’m here to happily say again that the afternoon experience surprisingly did not disappoint! First, there was better... talent, than expected…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Ok at best

I had heard a lot of good and bad things about this club and I was just disappointed. Surprised that I was not charged a cover on Friday but security was chatting it up…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Back on the Horse at Cowboys

It had been a long time since I had visited cowboys and wow I am very happy that I did !!! Place has been updated with new carpet but the layout is still the same.…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Harley Quinn

I went to Diamond after being uninterested in the girls from CRC. I sat for a while looking at the dancers all of which seemed average. This club always has more dancers and more stages…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Good Time

$10 admission, dances are $20 upstairs with a $20 bracelet that is good all night. Dances are nude and are pretty good. No touching the kitty, but everywhere else is fine. Went…

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Fruit Cups

How many fruit cups post on this site?

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You mad bro?

I bumped your thread flagooner

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So we allow our boys to wear base ball caps, but not hoods?

Lmao. The paradox.

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

What Happened to this place?

Visited the Oasis on a Wednesday around 6 pm. It was really slow...maybe 5 or 6 customers and the same number of entertainers. I was pleasantly surprised by the appearance of the girls...white, latino, black...but…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Ive been there a few times. It really depends

Ive been there a few times. It really depends on the night. Last couple of times I was there were very enjoyable

Tijuana

Question to PhatBoy99 about TJ

So one place that is really popular on this website, is the Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club. It’s located in Tijuana, and relatively close to San Diego. It has the massive size and interior design layout of a large Vegas strip…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

EXPENSIVE, GETR OVER IT

EXPENSIVE, GETR OVER IT

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September Challenge

Get a strip club DJ to play this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCrlyX6XbTU

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Mamisan, I am angry with your cousin Chinese Buffet

I got a carryout and it was severely undercooked. Please tell your cousin someone who is working for him is undercooking meals! I could have gotten food poisoning. This is what your cousin Chinese buffet gave me: https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/Neff-Kitten-Sticker-_254936-front.jpg

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Drunk Girl Eyes

I love to buy a woman a drink and I love looking into drunk girl eyes! I was in a casino last Saturday night and there was this lady that had to much to drink. I guess I paid a little…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Lame

Last night, I went there because it was $10 dance night. Something told me that I should've saved my time and money because I had a lame experience there. I figure it's $10 dance night…

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North Carolina

To all the mongers in the carolinas and East Coast please be safe!

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Fruit cups

@ flagoneer i am thinking about getting some fruit cups for the road! What kind do you recommend?

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I have an admission to make

hint: it has to do with turtles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vc1wUx0QVs

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Take the good take the bad

Went to Pt’s on a Wednesday afternoon was really empty when walked in and surprisingly I wasn’t approached immediately by a dancer when I went to the bar and got my drink like at other…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

What the.....

I read the reviews for this place and was (kind of) nearby so I thought I'd check it out. Easier said than done. The neighborhood is super sketchy and I was too…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Unfortunate evening

I've been to this place many times over the years, it's an okay place to be, there are few better but many worse. However, my last visit was a bit aggravating. There were 3 dancers…

Fantasy Nights

Syracuse, New York

Fantasy Afternoon

First time I had been to this club, was in town on business, was a little bit run down looking on the inside, kind of dive bar-ish in its looks. One half is lit…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Consistent experiences and more dancer reviews

I've been to this club several times since my last review in July so this will be a composite of multiple visits since to give an update on some more dancers that I have tried…

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Bumping old posts

It has become popular again. Maybe Founder's idea was right, to close threads after 2 weeks. I mean when people start bumping fishsticks threads you know it has gone too far.

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

This place was great. I rolled in late and met

This place was great. I rolled in late and met a girl named Windy Dae and she was the neatest stripper I have ever met. Wow double wow give that one a whirl and she will blow you away…

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OT: Can you become a lawyer...

...with a criminal record (e.g. B&E, solicitation, possession, etc.)?? Asking for a friend.

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If a stripper keeps coming out of your bedroom and bitching at you, what did you

Q. If a stripper keeps coming out of your bedroom and bitching at you, what did you do wrong? A. You made her chain too long. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A crazy - different experience

So, was in ATL on business with a colleague. We were at bar in Midtown that was a total sausage fest and a couple of young guys we met suggested a tittie bar? Follies anyone?…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Good ass time

Stopped by one night to have a little fun and I truly enjoyed myself. There was about 8 girls working 6 white and 2 black A beautiful blonde girl came over to sit and talk…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

It was okay

First of all, and this is just a pet peeve for me. When I go to a nude strip club, I expect the dancers to be nude. At least at some point in…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

hot or miss

Went there on a Monday night. Looks wise, the place is nice. Cover was 10 dollars. Rum and coke ran 8 dollars and bottled water was 4. Girl giving back massages for 10. She was…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Don't think I'll be back

Went here on a Friday night around 11pm or so. There was plenty of parking but also a lot of people, including a few sketchy ones, hanging around. Went inside and it was packed. The…

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Best way to order Chinese Food

https://youtu.be/lQGCN_l3Kj0 Call 2 chinese places and let them take orders from each other

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Chipping my tooth while eating pussy

The GF has a peirced clit and every time i eat that pussy that medal ball smacks my teeth. Havent chipped a tooth yet but im kinda worried about it Any adice on how to not chip my tooth ?

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I would be pissed off too if I were this fat and ugly

https://youtu.be/o_rY2NNr8PQ

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice setup, but dancer quality

Very close to airport, free private parking, cheap entrance, dark lap dance area, two huge screens with HD projectors showing sports, nice bar tenders, mostly decent two way contact lap dances etc..yes there are many…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Above average small town club

In North Dakota options are severely limited but I was in town sonfigured I’d give this place a shot. Cheap cover, $4/8 depending on time of day, drinks about on average for clubs at $6…

Spot Lite

West Allis, Wisconsin

Not bad

I haven't been to this place in years. One time I went there were no customers and no girls I can see so I literally walked out as soon as I walked in. I was…

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Nicole1994 has many times spoke about killing it on senate floor..and I just rea

Lolol I see u spice

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Heavily armed SC Owner arrested outside Visions Gentlemen’s Club

Sheesh, dont think Ive even heard of this club. I wonder what he does to PL's who LDK https://www.mycentraljersey.com/story/news/crime/2018/09/12/sayreville-visions-gentlemens-club-armed-man-arrested/1283425002/

Starz

Gardena, California

questionable

Medium size club. One big stage on the main floor and I think there was a smaller stage upstairs, but not in use when I was there. One big bar on the main…

Keeders Show Bar

Jackson, Michigan

It is the same old Keeders

And that is not necessary a bad thing. Keeders has it's apeal. Seems like the quality of dancers is less that usual. 3 of them have had babies in the last year. Much damage, but…

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LD Pet Peeve, LD Followers

Ever be in a club where noone is getting a LD, but when you finally get the urge for one it seems like everyone else did as well. Talk about a buzz kill. Im not sure if its the…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

College Back in Session

And I hoped that with nearby college back in session there might be a new energy... new girls... something. Same as in the past, had to pay the $5 entry in the back after walking thru…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Kicked out

In town on vacation, decided to hit the local spots as opposed to the big brands. Dark hole in the wall. Only light coming from the bar directly in front and the main stage directly…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Too empty

So my coworker and I visited this place a few months back after hitting some night clubs in the area, including Sneaky Petes. I felt sorta shady walking up the stairs from the…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Slow Night at Mickeys

I go to Mickeys about once every month or 2. Sometimes days, sometimes nights. I don't pay for cable so I stopped in to watch the Sox game. Paid $5 night shift cover, took my…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

STILL SCANNING YOUR LICENSE

Do you want a SC scanning all of your information onto their computer? Then go to Fantasies. The doorman was up front. They want to know who you are in case you…

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Dancer dollar awareness?

It seems like it is a bad idea to tip a dancers on stage with a larger denomination bill as they aren't always aware who gave them a bigger tip. I read a post on the pink forum where a few…

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Florence

To those in its path please be safe and God speed. Im not looking forward to this crazy amounts of rain in WNC .. We are already preparing for massive flooding. We even have some camp sites open their doors to bring…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Great music, atmosphere, and women

I really love going here. I started my strip club patronage career by going to Perfect 10 cabaret off Highland Blvd, and while I did have fun there it's just not for my type. There…

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Mayans MC

Has anyone started watching that show. Two episodes in and I'm a bit disappointed.

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent and what I wanted

About a 10 girls working, maybe 25 customers. Early so not surprising. More middle aged guys than young, but fairly diverse crowd. No one scary. Metal detector but came before the cover started so did…

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Dont think ill ever marry again

Best of wishes to my boy GACA he is a good dude and has a hot little wife but i dont think i can ever accomplish a second marriage myself. Trust me if i wanted to i could.. Every time i…

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Couldn't cum on second run lol

Lets say this was a fun two pop story Got this bitch in bed and after a five min blow job i bust off in her face then i go to town eating pussy for twenty minutes until i get…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I never got any attitudes from any chicas while i

I never got any attitudes from any chicas while i was there they are goddesses treat them as such and you will reap the benefits! If the chica likes you you will never have a better gfe!

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Bachelor party

I visited for a bachelor party a couple weeks ago. They have several different packages to choose from and all seemed reasonable. We were picked up at our scheduled time. The driver was also a…

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Strip Club Depictions

I'd say I have a limited exposure of the strip club scene due to the fact I rarely travel out of state. I do feel I'm well accustomed to what strip clubs have to offer in the city I…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Second time's a charm

So in my previous review I mentioned that I had a lackluster time, but I felt like I could do better. So fast forward a few weeks and I find myself back at Carnival.…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

what is the usual tip for a $100 stimulus package

what is the usual tip for a $100 stimulus package 30 minute session in a VIP room. Are there any extras ever available?

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Has anybody been here on a recent Tuesday? Are they

Has anybody been here on a recent Tuesday? Are they still just giving air dances or have the dances improved? I am thinking of checking it out on Tuesday.

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Ahem..I got married

Ok:))

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OT: GET OFF MY LAWN

As I enter middle-age, I find myself with less and less patience and harder to just let shit slide (not to say I've ever been a super-patient person but have def gotten worse now in my late-40s; especially living downhere…

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This is for GACA hope you like it

The old man is laying on his deathbed his weeping wife is by his side, he tries to comfort her as he knows it’s his time, he says “ Honey don’t cry, we’ve had a great life together married to…

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Hugo

In September 1989 our golf trip was scheduled for South Carolina -- Hugo. 3 years later we made plans too late and decided wtf, Florida (Doral) in August - Andrew. No problems for 5 years and then we…

District

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Yeah definitely! $60 bottles

We had a great time, visiting from New York I really didn't expect much but District was a blast. We went on Thursday night and they had a $60 dollar drink special. Hottest girls I…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Wednesday night visit

This was my second visit to Spearmint Rhino and it was a good time. I showed up just as they had a 2 for 1 special. Dances were $20 and I got two…

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New iPhones - which one of you fuckers is buying?

Juice, if you have a good weekend in the poker room you can finally upgrade to an iPhone 5s!!!! I’m not seeing much difference between the XR (old version of the X) starting at $749 vs the new big one which…

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Clash of the Titans - Shailynn vs Juice - Week 2 TUSCL Fantasy Football

Well no warm up to the season. Juice and I meet up for week 2 in TUSCL Fantasy football. Juice is currently 0-1 after week 1 and I had a rare tie, I guess just like the Browns and…

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The cripple stool

Is the Cadillac of the poopin stools... Larry the Cable Guy

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Daily Double

No need to describe the ample parking, the renovated interior or the more private VIP rooms because previous posters have. A business associate was making the trip home from NYC and because his favorite spot…

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Stormy Daniels cancels performances in VA NC & SC and it's Trump's fault.

https://www.dailyprogress.com/news/state/stormy-daniels-performance-at-richmond-strip-club-canceled-because-of/article_ab52eef4-095e-5f4d-aedd-daaae058d687.html http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/09/12/hurricane-florence-washington-post-declares-trump-is-complicit-for-dangerous-storm.html

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Limerick

There once was a man named Sweeney. Who spilled some gin on his weenie. That being uncouth, He added vermouth, So his stripper could sip a martini.

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Madonnas daughter

So Madonna when she was younger I would get some dances from her. Maybe even more if offered, she is probably a freak in bed. But her daughter...... One of the ugliest woman....damn! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6158285/NYFW-Madonnas-daughter-Lourdes-just-protects-modesty-displaying-unshaven-legs.html

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

An OK visit but dont like the remodel....

Visited this club again when I was down that way for business. Club outside looks like it is abandoned but ok inside looks. Nothing flashy just above dive bar…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

OK, I was there but ...

The quality and quantity of dancers are down and will probably be that way until the snowbirds start returning. Music is a mixed bag ranging from rock to rap. Smoking is bad since I don't…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Solid day shift

This place was kinda lame for a few months, but lately the day shift has improved. My admission is free because I have a member card (ultimate PL status), but it’s usually 20. Drinks start…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Dancers very hit or miss but great massage girl

Had a free night so dropped in for a drink and some fun. Overall I had a great time but there seems to be a huge difference in the quality and mileage for dances. One dancer…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time at Sapphire. Crushing hard.

So Ok I bought the VIP65 pass online before going which is a pretty good deal as this place usually charges 45 at the door. The pass gets you a drink or two, a vip…

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$4 left in my wallet guess what I spent it on

Bubble tea !!!:)))) Sucks that u boring ass white guys only stick to ur beer and sausage and dont know what bubble tea is lolol Queen poosche out

Mint Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Well I have had worse nights in a Strip Club

Stopped in with 4 buddies paid like 4.50 for a beer. They had a mix of couple of BBW if that is your thing. Hell I can stay home for that and save money.We were…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Place is going Down hill

Stopped in with 5 friends due to one of them getting married for 5th time fool.Well they had about 6 girls 2 AA 1 Latino 3 White . But all were pretty Fugly…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Tame dances, but some nice dancers

First time in Seattle, so I wanted to check out the SC scene. Deja Vu is within walking distance to my hotel, so it was a fairly easy decision to start here. It's on the…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

midnight at The Oasis

after a disappointing visit to Follies at night, I headed over here to Oasis to see if the closings of the Sandy Springs clubs had affected them. parking is free (behind the building) cover is $10 (without…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Update

I arrived at around 10 p.m. Sat evening. The club was kinda busy with what seemed like many dancers working. The difference is valet was the same at $8 but cover went up to $20.…

She She's Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

The Big Waste

I traveled to NOLA and got a hotel just outside the French Quarter hoping to visit the famed She Shes. It opens at 9:00 PM. There is no day shift. I showed up…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Where have all the flashers gone

After watching the b team at follies to de if any girls from the closed clubs showed I headed to fannies. They are repairing the front door where I guess someone drive through it. Anyway…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

night shift review

I stopped by around 11:30 pm on a Tuesday. Parking was $10 (This increase is determined by demand) the pat down was done in front of the club by a security guy dressed in flak…

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9 Questions for GACA

Okay GACA, we need some details. After all, if my math is correct this is like the 3rd girl you’ve had move in with you within the last 6 months. 1. Is your new wife a stripper? 2. If…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

First time.

Was in town and decided to finally check this place out. Got there at 6pm , valet took my keys and inside i went. Doorman asked where I preferred to sit and I took…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Not what I remember

Standard $20 entry fee on a Thursday night. I used to frequent Treasures because it was a cool place to sit and watch dancers and sip on an overpriced beer. The atmosphere is still the…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Obnoxious DJ

I was in town again on a Tuesday and, sadly, the Playhouse was closed. So I tried the SR, partly because I was exspecting that the BYOB and nude side would be open. But,alas,…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

FIRST TIME

This was the only Gardena Club I hadn't yet visited. It's pretty much a bar with semi-private lap dance areas. Cover is really $15, they charge an extra $5 that goes to a drink, no…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Night Visit

So I tend to go to clubs after work or when I just leave work early and want to unwind, but on a night out with some fellas we ended up my spot Desires. Originally…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

The show in town

So I made what now appears to be my annual visit to the club that, under a previous name, Stormy Daniels got her start. It's been long enough that it appears a completely new…

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Ahem... I got married

Yes Shailynn with the girl that moved in. So I'm not going to be nearly as active and may infact just lurk away like I've been doing the last few weeks and days. Anyways thanks TUSCLers. The last four years…

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Come on, people - enough with the trolling - this is a serious site, for serious

...like cumming in your pants.

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Why are strippers like hurricanes?

Q. Why are strippers like hurricanes? A. When they arrive they're all wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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Best nicepsice troll persona?

Who is the bestest and why? Family-Man? Phatboy99? FatherofNIcole? Poosche? Daddy_Tricks? Lil-Baller-100? EchoPizza?

Foxy's Lounge

Altoona, Alabama

I don’t see how it (and it’s employees) survive

Based on the last review, I though I would give this joint a try. I like divey strip clubs/bars, and this is the only one in Alabama that I haven’t been to, so it was…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Yes, it's available

I was in town for the season opener @ the Colts. I stopped by classy chassy for a bit (separate review) because it was one of my old haunts. I hadn't been to Rio but…

La Vie en Rose

Barcelona, Spain

Yo amo Barcelona

La Vie En Rose (LVER) is a escort residence/hotel that caters to your every need. Escorts operate within the law and the Spanish government has decriminalized non-street solicitations. My visit to Barcelona was work-related and short.…

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Favorite Anime

TV: Cowboy Bebop https://youtu.be/jzSU-BuYIiM Paranoia Agent https://youtu.be/0nttSKBJ38k Neon Genesis Evangelion https://youtu.be/K8ZDlDF2s_4 Legend of the Galactic Heroes https://youtu.be/vTCnmPi2HMA Serial Experiments Lain https://youtu.be/yO4myLCfN-Y Berserk https://youtu.be/ocQ6PDiP014 Escaflowne https://youtu.be/fa5kpWjWU_E Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures https://youtu.be/s_1R8iiepJE Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt https://youtu.be/rhVrNfg4nXc OVA: Record of Lodoss War https://youtu.be/l5SHZ6aw_-c Video Girl Ai https://youtu.be/xciqG4eLDAE Inferno Cop https://youtu.be/i3ZbY_xLhzs Hellsing Ultimate https://youtu.be/F8GIVbZfoSM Movie: Memories https://youtu.be/WfiPsidO8ok Perfect Blue https://youtu.be/UXQraSkOOGs Interstella 5555 https://youtu.be/vKkllofI22M Royal Space Force https://youtu.be/TdYgZov_1uk California Crisis https://youtu.be/tH7bEEdRo5Y Macross Plus https://youtu.be/iY05EItRfKQ Feel free to share your choices.

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

After a few months.....

After a few visits here over the past 6 months or so, it seems like the central PA talent pool is somewhat dwindling. On several visits, there were no dancers on stage until 1:30-…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

great looks...little action

As many fellow reviewers have posted, you will not get much mileage at PM unless you are really willing to over pay. Even then it is minimal and not worth the $. On the upside, there…

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Jacksonville seems to have a lot of clubs

Checked out some of the reviews. Might have to trip out there. Seems like it might be underrated. Any thoughts or recs?

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Butch at the coffee shop

Called me brat when she didn't remember my name

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My Idea of a Perfect 10

https://youtu.be/Q6omsDyFNlk God dammit

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Hell of a dancer

https://youtu.be/-2DluB_zUxA

Alcazar

San José, Costa Rica

Better than Salsa

This club was suggested as one that does not rip off visitors to the country so I thought I would have a look. Friendly doorman who said 2 drinks - he mentioned beer or rum…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

Slow and Sleepy

Decided to give this club a chance since I was driving by on I-65 and needed to wake up. It's in a warehouse building and fairly large with 2 stages (one in the…

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Let's Make TUSCL talk great again!

1 Fuck ROBs 2 Fuck Stripperweb 3 Tell us about your PL problems like how how can't believe she doesn't have a bf so we can make fun of you 4 Trolls that aren't funny, don't feed 5 Let's talk about how to get…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Good, but smokey

Went to Night Trips on a Thursday late afternoon and paid the $5 cover to get in. I’ve always liked the club’s layout and normally head across the club and sit over with…

Little Darlings

San Francisco, California

Hustle club

This club is pure hustle. Girls stand outside the club (and they are not that attractive) to lure men in. The cover charge is $20. If they can't get that, they move on…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

New favorite club

The club is very dark and not very nice looking but the friendliness of the dancers more then makes up for it. The bar is to the right when you walk in and you can…

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Whats you favorite stripper song ?

Great song about a doomed Texas stripper. Sad but beautiful. And too familiar for guys in the hobby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOeSwMKYQH4

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Only 3 miles from a strip club, should I check it out?

Have to get up early for work though and feel like a storm wants to follow me around since I didn't go to the beach this year. Might be a few million who feel like that though. For…

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Cant remeber them anymore

First it was tits.. Then hand jobs... Slowly blow jobs then now full sex Ive had so much sex i cant rember them all Almost a blurr if im honest... Just a handful that was at the top of my experience that…

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If you would like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours keep reading

If you would like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours...

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Almost too pretty

Stopped by a club the other night and was literally star stuck. I don't think I've ever actually realized what a stunning beauty was until I saw her. I am pretty sure my mouth dropped open and I froze…

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Called ID on Cellphones

So funny story. I have a habit of never giving girls my real name when clubbing. I use a nickname and figure its ok since most dancers never use thier real names. well long story short I trade numbers with…

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Do top dancers "retire" to OTC

I've been in the game some time, and have noticed a huge drop off in NJ talent this year. 2 years ago I had 7 great club options and these days only 3. And even in those 3 I'd say…

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“Most Americans would be utterly shocked if they knew the depth of involvement t

https://www.google.com/amp/s/static.theintercept.com/amp/the-history-channel-is-finally-telling-the-stunning-secret-story-of-the-war-on-drugs.html "But you can't make people listen. They have to come round in their own time, wondering what happened and why the world blew up around them. It can't last." Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

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Ten in the Wild

Today I saw a 10 today in the wild. It’s been years since I’ve seen on in their natural environment. Unless this girl had some fugly toes, or blue waffle, there was nothing that wasn’t perfection on this…

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Formal Apology to TUSCL from Trucidos

So I accidentally just outed my new identity. With that said I want to formally apologize to the site. I greatly appreciate the advice from the Detroit crowd over the last month and I will keep it short but sweet but I…

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This site TUSCL is entoxicating.

I am new to this hobby. This site has been FANTASTIC. I have had “fun” with 5 new gals in the last 2 weeks alone from this site and 5 the previous 2 week from another site. Good to…

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BTs vs. Flight Club

I am about to head up for work again. My budget is let’s say $850 for the night. I wanted a table reserved for bottle service and got wildly different experiences at both clubs. Let’s just say BTs seems like they will…

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Thanx mr wonderful for giving me a trust on here!!

Xoxo

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Who will be 1000

I see we have 991 HK reviews. I consider that a pretty good milestone. Any guess on who will be 1000. My money is on Country. Just a guess for fun.

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Juice I Heard Florence Is Coming Over Soon To Give You A Blow Job

She will blow your mind!

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2-6 times seems to be the number

After this i get bored with the pussy and need a new one

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Down Syndrome

There are quite a few very bright posters. But the more I read from some of the idiots it makes me wonder if they have Down Syndrome.

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Smoke and Mirrors - Hollywood's Babes

I was reading an article this morning about these two hollywood chicks who are dating: Ashley Benson & Cara Delevingne. I believe I have watched one movie I couldn't even finish with one of them in it. Regardless, they're…

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Self Righteousness

What is with all the calling out lately about comments crossing the line? We do still have a 1st Ammendment, correct? Or did the libtards succeed in squashing the rights of people who disagree with their ideology? Let's stop with…

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'The Old Stripper' Wins Top Film Honors In Las Vegas

A documentary about your ATF? https://www.broadwayworld.com/las-vegas/article/The-Old-Stripper-Wins-Top-Film-Honors-In-Las-Vegas-20180910

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What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?

Q. What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room? A. Shoot her again. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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Does it really smell that bad?

A female patient in her late thirties, single since a few months, wanted to have sex with her gynaecologist. Ar one of her routine visits, she starts the discussion by saying 'Doctor, there’s a fly in my vagina, please get it…

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Who gives a shit about boxing?

I’m not too thrilled about the Canelo vs GGG fight but I’m going to PTs to watch it. There is nothing exciting in boxing anymore like Pacquiao or Mayweather. UFC is getting dull too. I am more excited about Saturday being…

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Thailand or Vietnam?

Looking to have some fun. Thinking about going to Vietnam or Thailand. I’ve been to Vietnam before but wasn’t into the scene then. Thinking on going back. I know this site prefers tj( I love it there too which I…

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9/11/01

Tomorrow is the 17th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. Those of you guys that remember it clearly, what was it like and where were you that day? I was too young to understand anything so I don't remember.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

How so? HK chicas are the sweetest on earth.

How so? HK chicas are the sweetest on earth. Tip them well, $3+ so you can grope more.

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Pedo

https://youtu.be/14UuHmfpyak Say what?

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Strippers that complain

So I've grown tired of listening to strippers complain in the club. I got a girl at home who I have to listen too complain. Now I try to let them know in advance I'm not cool with…