May Allah Bless You, Please Be Nice To My Dearest Nicole

I add hole family very embarrassed about sexies pics of Nicole 94 and wife still crying. Mafi would be mostest upset.

a salaam alaikum

Don't worry dad - we don't think Nicole has yet to receive the hot-beef injection

This troll account is amazing! I’m laughing so hard

wa alaikum salaam What is hot beef injection? Is US drinking game? Mr Tx you sir very rude aardvark glorious pet we own one to keep ants away from 3 goats in Pakistan.

Please be nice to Nicole thank you sirs

O.M.G. I think you should buy some new goats and have them eat her cell phone so she stops posting ant titty pics.

San Jose Guy would like to know the whereabouts of the goats.

You married your daughter? Is that legal? Is Nicole divorced now?

Fuck yeah that's legal in Pakistan

Don't go all jihadist on us.

Q. What do you call an Arab who owns both a goat and a camel?

A. Bisexual.

LOL

Lmao wtf

awwww that's too cute, little nicole and her goats. I can totally see that, being she's so sweet and what not.

but worry not Mr. Allah, this is just a phase for her.

And to everyone that says this is best troll account ...hmmm perpetuating racial /ethnic stereotypes Much.

Wow Queen troll out

NO... I DA PAPPI

Nicole! Umi says no more speak! I already no eat fresh lamb stew and have Chinese invention ramen noodles chicken flavor! Is not same! Go to bed and study umi has been phone with Sprint 1 hour! What is this about marriage? I no yet buy expensive burqa or US thing called DJ! If Nicole married I curse and spit US soil and throw away free Tump hat sell business and no more #1 law school go foghorns and we have connections for cherries and will get cherry stand next to Mr. Khads banana stand! Mr. Khad will be unhappy most but we will share goat milk and give discount to Mr. Khad on cherries. Very upset about marriage talk I did not get dearest lamb stew tonite!

Why you say yourself troll? You are dearest number one law student.

I know who created this account..it was the dude who said he had a Pakistani girl friend once lol.

I got married to DC9428 but then we divorced..Iol talk later

If dearest Nicole soil with fake US marriage I no can sell her to Abdul! Very upsetting indeed!

No way... IDA PAPPY

“I know who created this account..it was the dude who said he had a Pakistani girl friend once lol. “

Lmao then go troll him back. I forget who had the Pakistani ex gf though

No way... IDA PAPPY

No way... IDA PAPPY

Umi now wrapped in three burqas because crying why fondest daughter Nicole keep texting sight. We mortgage dry cleaners to go foghorns #1 law student USA.

^^& FUCK YOU I AM DA PAPPY

Foghorns instead of Longhorns eh?

You would happen to be having an affair with this one, would you? tuscl.net

Allah would not be very happy

Lmao! This troll is great!

Fuck you bitches! IDA PAPPY

WHERE IS FOGHORNS. IMA FUCK THAT BITCH UP

FatherofNicole94 = brilliant!

The whole Nicole1994 family should start posting. Including the goat! ;)

If Umi gives gives you problems, feel free to cum to SC for this white girl pussy ;)

nice try, pizza boy.

Great trolling FatherofNicole94! One of the funniest trolls here! I wish your daughter was as funny as you!

@fatherofnicole94 may i please take your daughter to tj?

There nothing funny about how my bibi treated!!!! Allah will judge you!!! I no nothing about troll just love movie shrekk and remember watch movie with bibi when she little girl loving Disney movie and chicken nugget happy meal!

I go from banana stand and selling goat milk in Pakistan to move to America to drive taxi and buy dry cleaning business to give #1 daughter Nicole94 opportunity that Umi and I never had!!! Allah will be at peace with try to make better!! I no insult you and you rude not welcome in my dry cleaning. No dry cleaning for you!!!

This is quickly becoming a great discussion! Love the reference to Shrek - lol!

Do you fit all middle eastern stereotypes? Is the only flavor of hookah that you will smoke double apple?

I can’t vouch for his driving or dry cleaning - but his trolling is entertaining! He’s far more creative than those movers were. I forget if they were Pakistani - but their posts were too business like.

SirLDAlot - you have some impressive insights regarding FatherofNicole94. Your point is well communicated.

I know nothing about Allah. So, I will accept your insight regarding his disapproval for Nicole’s upbringing.

From my perspective - she has a top notch body - and I appreciate that she shares some great avatars with us.

SirLDAlot thank you for the insight. This explains why Nicole’s mother has been crying all day. Her father understands the mistakes made by his women, and he must work to make it right.

We have differing tastes, as I find NiceSpice, Nina, Waffle, PoleDancer - and Nicole to each look great. It’s all good with me -

Nicole is nice looking in person :) I think Cashman prefers kinkiness over looks, in which case Poledancer wins there (I suspect)

Mr Sir you no nothing about Allah! Nobody perfect and I no #1 daughter is acted like sick camel needing much water! Umi and me we try but America corrupt our #1 daughter. Freedom is beauty thing but US has showed us that maybe to much freedom is bad. Umi can no control dearest Nicole when Nicole start #1 law school. Asian dry cleaner big joke. You take clothng there I feel sorry for you. Asian sneaky peoples. Your wife take expensive Burberry or Gucci blouse to Asian cleaner? Guess what happen Mr Sir. They way they lose item and take to sell at flea market on Sunday to cover husband gambling debt! I never trust Asian dry cleaner!!!! Only Asian thing good is orange chicken from Mr Panda Express. Mr Panda Express fine dining close to dry cleaning and Umi and I go all time. We like because it good Asian food but no Asian work there so we know they no try to steal our money because gambling debts. May Allah be with you good sir even though you are one of many nasties on this site!!

I no Asians! Dirty Philipino restaurant next to my #1 dry cleaning business that get 4.2 star on google. Philipino restaurant get 2.1. I only get 4.1 rating and not 5 star on google because of how smelly Philipino restaurant is!!! Back of dry cleaners I no like taking garbage because dirty Philipino sit outside smoke cigarette and peel lettuce and cabbage all at same time. Who peel lettuce and cabbage in sidewalk of street in US when have a building and not street cart!!! Years ago before my dearest Nicole born who we call Pooshe as baby I have offer to drive taxi in Philipino country for 3 month contract. I turn down because as no want to drive around people who have so bad gambling debt they have nasties sexies to have boy to cut off wee wee and put crazy boy girl on street to make money to pay gambling debts. Is disgust and Allah will judge nasty no wee wee Philipinos!!!

So happiness Umi goat stew. I watch record of tv America best invention #2 to chicken nugget from McDonald.

Please be nice to Nicole and may Allah bless you.

SUCK MY LUMPIA

I no not this lumpia. Is American slang for tiny boy nasties?

I would enjoy NiceSpice’s deep fried lumpia. They are very tasty - and I can never eat just one.

If NiceSpice makes pancit and lechon - I’d be even happier!

^ MMM - now I’m hungry!

I no terrorist!!! How dare you say sir!!! I fully legal papers come to great USA legal!!! Not every Pakistani terrorist! I for send back any people not legal and not come to #1 US right way! I have Trump US baseball hat and am business owner giving good dry clean deals to fellow American citizens. I no not why Americans think all Pakistani terrorist! Do Pakistani think all US women slutty whores because no wear burqa? Do Pakistani think US men fat and lazy because no hard work as child pick spices and care for camels and how you say ethic hard work bad? No so why you say we terrorist. I go US delicacies mcdonalds and pizza hut and Mr Panda Express and no want to go back to desert of Pakistan because I have paper. Very insulting say that Pakistani are all terrorists. I no like terrorists and refuse dry cleaning service to all terrorist!

May Allah be with you.

#1 favorites daughter best law school student has picture look like slutty whore showing sexies nasties but no is she slutty whore she is my sweet Pooshe.

If NiceSpice spends more time with Nicole, it would be great to see Nicole wearing some naughty stripper lingerie - and some naughty clear platform shoes too!

I know Nicole isn’t a dirty girl, but I think she’d look very hot in a slutty stripper outfit...

English second language and own dry cleaners next to smelly Phillipino restaurant probably serve cat meat! Meow special!

I think FatherofNicole94 is cheating on Umi with Mamisan ;) tsk tsk

Poor Nicole is about to have daddy issues

Not to add to Umi’s issues - Mamisan got a goat to lure SJG in. If FatherofNicole94 gets worked up - and sees that goat - things could get very baaaad!

(I know that’s a sheep sound - but I couldn’t resist)

Cat dog all Philpinio food taste like camel messy shit! No speak about #1 daughter sexies nasties pic! I try to get her remove sinners here have nasties thinkings!

I wish that I had the discretion that SirLDAlot has. I am prepared to offer two goats - and a Panda Express gift card - for an evening with Nicole.

I promise to only defile her orally and vaginally (no rawdogging her dumper). This will keep her ass pristine for Abdul.

I would prefer you have the goats. I keep getting offers from a pervert in San Jose - but he gives me the creeps!

Mr Sir you sir gentlemen for no having dinner thinking nasties about Pooshe. Mr Cashboy you sir sinner and nasties man kind of person I warns my #1 bestest daughter top law school student for. I no you type. You like guy when I drive taxi get in taxi with drinking alcohol girl look half his age or granddaughter wearing too much makeup dressed like nasties whore and trying to put his finger in her nasties in back of cab when she trying sleep because drinking. How would you like finger in your rear nasties when you sleeping? No dry cleaning for you Mr NastiesCash!!!!

How does cash man not scare off any girl he talks to cuz of how rough he wants to fuck her..

I would never fuck cash or even Abdul hard..or any other dude

Slow or bye lolol

FatherofNicole94 I did not intend to offend you. You have my apologies.

Would it help if I offered two goats, a Panda Express gift card, a Pizza Hut gift card and a McDonalds gift card?

I will use Trojans when I fuck her - so she won’t get knocked up.

Cash what the fuck u mean. When u fuck me?

I will not fuck u? Lol

I have no interest in her aardvark-like probiscus - and it will remain pristine for txtittyfag.

Nicole1994 I apologize if you found my post offensive. I will wait for your father to respond - to see if my offering was acceptable. I believe it is customary (in Pakistan) to make an offering to the father - before deflowering his hot as fuck daughter.

Umm cash that not how it works..you just showing ur unapologetic ignorance for culture.

If you think talking to father necessary , then um sure..but the point of that is talking to father after the girl has indicated her interest first.

Isn’t this considered a Jahez? Two goats, two Panda Express gift cards, a Pizza Hut gift card, and a McDonald’s gift card - would be a very nice dowry?

I’ve read up on Pakistani culture, and it appears to be male dominated. Did I miss something? I don’t want to further offend your honorable and decent father.

Offer no acceptable!! Dearest Nichole #1 law student top #1 school go Texas foghorns and make many many rupees when my Pooshee crush Senate floor. I dry clean own businessman. I no buy low sell high!! You sir try to make bad deal and buy low! When my Pooshe destroys the Senate floor I sell high to highest #1 bidder. But appreciate offer and respect and kindest of word.
And Nichole watch language do not speak America filth words or I tell Umi. Filth words like white stain on very expensive men slacks as America language very beauty and hole world use. Let dirty Philipinos next door in dirty dining place use filth words to match food!

I will not accept offer from.Abdul

No man can give poshee offer unless he can debate as good as she can..which basically menas only harvard law students

Which basically means ***

My dearest Pooshe when you #1 law kill Senate floor you will many suitors have and we will bid to make sure we get least 1000 goats and free orange chicken from Mr Panda Express and chicken nugget from McDonald. We make suitor give all McDonald bbq n sweet sour sauce. You no need talk to Mr Cash hos offer no good and no dry clean for his clothing from Father!!!

And I no care abdul ig free for life chicken nugget and 1000 goat because 1000 goat mean Umi fresh goat stew three times week!!

Lol I was just joking ..I will most likely be single forever..makes me sad but true

Probably virgin 4 ever too bc I want zero percent chance of pregnancy and condoms dont make me secure enough which meand I would have to get surgery for no pregnancy. And I don't wanna have surgery ..makes me sad but its ok lolol

“Let dirty Philipinos next door in dirty dining place use filth words to match food!”

You’re missing out. It’s delicious!

The Filipino restaurants in my area are pretty solid options, food quality wise. I never got the impression they cheapened out on anything.

If you’re ever in central TX, I’ll introduce you to some really good ones. San Antonio’s restaurants are better, but this one location in Austin has solid food quality as well. The food is only a little below a couple other places. The main reason I don’t prefer that place is the lady who keeps nagging at me to date her son.

How it went: “Do you have a boyfriend? Well I don’t care. My son is very handsome, just graduated, and makes over $100,000 per year.”

I admired her brazenness, lol.

And that’s a pity Portland’s Filipino food scene is mediocre. I’ll have to start learning how to cook the stuff myself.

O sweet little virgin Pooshe!!! Happy proud I am that Pooshe is pure and clean not like nasties US strip club worker. Father and Umi very proud. Umi now put on deluxe burqa buy from Amazon and choose order US delicacy Pizza Hut extra pineapple to celebration. My clean pure Pooshe find better than Harvard law student not #1 school compare to Texas foghorns. Remember Pooshe people go to school does not mean smart. I no ever say you story about Mr Khad son. Mr Khad own banana stand in Pakistan and his son was deluxe in yo yo compete. Pakistan think Mr Khad son can be world champion in yo yo. Pakistan take him to train learn and private schooling best tutor and live in fancy palace with cherry and pineapple all can eat!! Mr Khad son very smart too but one day he 12 years age no want eat more of fancy cherry and pineapple and miss Mr Khad banana stand. Mr Khad banana stand 2 hour camel ride so Mr Khad son go crazy walk to close banana stand and steal banana like dirty thief. Banana stand catch Mr Khad son and cut off hand so no more yo yo Mr Khad son. Mr Khad son very smart and excellent yo yo and books in palace with schooling but very dumb like typical US child. So dearest Pooshe you find one special and we highest bid Pooshe to suitors who can buy goats because if can afford 1000 goats suitor very smart.

No want go US strip club offend by show much skin. I see Philipino worker should call ICE peel carrot in street behind dry clean and put carrot on dirty street. I no never try Philipino food very disrespect to food gifts provide by Allah.

I so happy about clean Pooshe that picture change to honor Mafi Rashaam and Kisha and sweet Pooshe with worms we had give away.

Umm lmao I said no sex not bc of purity but bc I don't wanna get pregnant

Second I didn't say I want boy from top school bc of intelligence

I want husband who is top in debate bc I need someone who wants to be the definition of greatness to the world and who will dedicate his whole life not gorpney or fame ..but you murder senate floor (;

And who will dedicate his whole life not just to money or fame..but to murdering US senate Floor ***

I need king of debate because I will not just be queen of it..but empress of it

So nice to see Nicole's dad show so much love for her <3. Now we know why she won't become a stripper... unless she's ready to show off her rebellious side ;)

“And if you want I'll share my chicken afritada recipe with you.” I PM me anytime you want :)

“but to murdering US senate Floor ***”

Daaang. I’m not fond of politicians but that’s seems a little extreme :p

Lol..u dont have to be scared..I'm only saying that I plan to be I involved with a highly influential position regarding legislation

Dude @Father stfu about religion this site is about tiddays. Other than that you're doing ok trolling lol.

Dude @Pistola stfu this site is about Nicole killing it on the senate floor.

Lmao @nice spice

Ok spice post made me chuckle. I will admit a good post when I see it. But enough about Allah gawd damn

I’ll talk about Allah whenever I want :)

So glad my name is poosche

Very cute name

Pooshe sounds like a misspelling of Porsche - but it’s still kinda cute. If Nicole ever decides to try stripping - she could be Porsche?

Would it help if I sweeten my offer? I could throw in a Dunkin Donuts gift card - if that would allow me full access to Pooshe’s pooper...

Cash I am virgin 4 life cuz I'm too scared of being pregnant ..even with condoms

Not gonna happen between us

Ok - this is my final offer. I’ll throw in an Olive Garden unlimited pasta card. That’s a good deal!

Nicole - I knew you were a naughty girl! You want it in the ass! Thanks for letting me know!

What the fuck.........................

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Lmao Wtf cash is on some rapeyy shit

There’s nothing rapeyy about anal sex after a fine Italian dinner at Olive Garden!

I’m offended by that comment. I don’t engage in non-consentual sex.

@cash if u dont engage in non consenstual sex then dont have sex with someone who has told u she wont fuck u in advance lol

Non consentual**

^Cashman lives by the old adage “ her mouth might have been saying no, but her eyes said yes, yes, yes”

Oh man, I think Cashman is turning the tables when it comes to getting irritated by trolling.

I am just having fun with Nicole. I don’t think she understands my humor.

I’m not joking about rape. I’m simply trolling a troll -

Lol the fact that I did not get genuinely mad which I thought I made obvious shows I am not taking u too seriously ..

Have you tried stripper lingerie yet Nicole? It might be hot - in a dirty way - to see you in some fishnets and platforms - and nothing else...

I never take myself too seriously!

But you're still very much fucked up for saying what u said to me bc just bc I'm troll doesnt mean I'm not a human..more so, I haven't said anything rude to you...lol

Maybe you should spank him ;)

"You might wanna keep Cashman's offer on the table and again consider that she's a 23 yr old sophomore. Just saying."

Not to mention in a thread about age she called herself "23-24," so she is probably 24 by now. People don't stay 23 forever.

Just Google this: "tuscl 23-24 nicole1994". The thread will be the first result that pops up.

@nice spice u can spank him, lol.

I apologize Nicole. I was joking, and it wasn’t meant to be rude, only funny.

However, if NiceSpice is going to spank me? I’ve been a very baaaaad boy! Can I bend over your knee Miss Spice?

Obviously Nicole wants to strip for someone. Someone just needs donuts and pizza. I've been asked by dancers if I was a professional masseuse. Nicole might need it after cash s done with her ass. Lol.

Ok give me massage

Lololol

You know who provides massages that are very satisfying? Mamisan.... just a thought!