Fruit roll up blow job
JuiceBox69Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
After i paid the $600 for a compound cross bow this bitch took me home made a mouth piece out of fruit rollupps and sucked my dick with it lol
Redkeck hoees are the best lol god damn son
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So what is the cross bow for? How many pounds pull? Compounded, like with pulleys and all? Nice trigger and release mechanism? Use some kind of a lever to pull it back and set in another bolt?
SJG
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Anyone surprised that Juice has fruit roll ups in his pantry?
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I hope this chick doesn’t weigh more than you!
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Lol she is 24 5'3" and 140lbs and loves hunting,trucks,liquor and dicks lol
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Its my new civilian GF
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'loves hunting,trucks,liquor and dicks'
This would make a great tag line on plenty of fish. I'd bite. Lol
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She is making you her little bitch
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Juice is making all this shit up. Again.
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Ya fuck you jackie
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I'm picturing a blow up doll with the gaping mouth and juicebox stuffing it with half eaten fruit roll ups.
The crossbow was for later target practice.
Juice be embellishing his spank bank fantasies again.
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Hey maybe they met at mamisans buffet and shared a spare rib
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Huh. So, you bought your new girlfriend a crossbow. If her next ask is "A Weekend Guide To Traceless Cadaver Disposal", then you should worry... more.
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5 to 70 pounds of pressure
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POF find yes sir
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What trailer park does she live in?
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Juice bought the crossbow for his redneck GF to shoot fruit roll up tipped bolts up his ass. Fucking Porky Peg.
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She just couldn't stand the taste of juice's pee pee. I'm guessing urine combined with chackin' fanger grease from him groping himself all the time.
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How about a blow job while she has pop rocks in her mouth?
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I think juice is a brave guy to buy the girl a deadly (and silent) weapon. Come to think of it, I think he's nuts!!! ;-)
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Can't be a redneck without the chewing tobacco
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juicebox69 has a crossbow-loving girlfriend that uses fruit roll-ups as a sexual aid.
I don't know if it is a true story but I do know that it is a brilliant story! ;)
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Doesn’t it raise several red flags when a girl asks you to buy her a deadly weapon on a first date? Stopping to pickup extra large hefty bags, a shovel, bleach, and fruit roll ups - on the way out of WalMart completes the picture!
Juice - how have things been going - holding that Apple on your head? Target practice can be dangerous!
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How’s you get $600? Tips must be rollin in at da Piggly Wiggly.
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