Fruit roll up blow job

23 comments

• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  Juice!
  
  Juice!
  
  Juice!
  
  So what is the cross bow for? How many pounds pull? Compounded, like with pulleys and all? Nice trigger and release mechanism? Use some kind of a lever to pull it back and set in another bolt?
  
  SJG
• pistola

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  6 years ago

  Anyone surprised that Juice has fruit roll ups in his pantry?
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  I hope this chick doesn’t weigh more than you!
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Lol she is 24 5'3" and 140lbs and loves hunting,trucks,liquor and dicks lol
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Its my new civilian GF
• pistola

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  6 years ago

  'loves hunting,trucks,liquor and dicks'
  
  This would make a great tag line on plenty of fish. I'd bite. Lol
  
  
  
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  She is making you her little bitch
• ime

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  6 years ago

  Juice is making all this shit up. Again.
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Ya fuck you jackie
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  I'm picturing a blow up doll with the gaping mouth and juicebox stuffing it with half eaten fruit roll ups.
  
  The crossbow was for later target practice.
  
  Juice be embellishing his spank bank fantasies again.
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  Hey maybe they met at mamisans buffet and shared a spare rib
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  Huh. So, you bought your new girlfriend a crossbow. If her next ask is "A Weekend Guide To Traceless Cadaver Disposal", then you should worry... more.
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  5 to 70 pounds of pressure
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  POF find yes sir
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  What trailer park does she live in?
  
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Juice bought the crossbow for his redneck GF to shoot fruit roll up tipped bolts up his ass. Fucking Porky Peg.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  She just couldn't stand the taste of juice's pee pee. I'm guessing urine combined with chackin' fanger grease from him groping himself all the time.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  How about a blow job while she has pop rocks in her mouth?
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  I think juice is a brave guy to buy the girl a deadly (and silent) weapon. Come to think of it, I think he's nuts!!! ;-)
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  Can't be a redneck without the chewing tobacco
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  juicebox69 has a crossbow-loving girlfriend that uses fruit roll-ups as a sexual aid.
  
  I don't know if it is a true story but I do know that it is a brilliant story! ;)
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Doesn’t it raise several red flags when a girl asks you to buy her a deadly weapon on a first date? Stopping to pickup extra large hefty bags, a shovel, bleach, and fruit roll ups - on the way out of WalMart completes the picture!
  
  Juice - how have things been going - holding that Apple on your head? Target practice can be dangerous!
• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  How’s you get $600? Tips must be rollin in at da Piggly Wiggly.