Turn the tables

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LostinFLA
Evil Sheldon!
I think I am going to start asking dancers to buy me a drink to get me interested. Let’s see how that flies.

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ime
6 years ago
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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pistola
6 years ago
In FL that actually might work, lots of lushes and broke gals desperate for even one dance. I might try the you buy one I'll buy one technique first
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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
Others have proposed this approach here. None have come back with stories of success. But take a crack at it and report back.
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shailynn
6 years ago
I've had strippers buy me a drink before, but then again it's usually after I just dumped a bunch of money on them in VIP OR they know I'm ABOUT to dump a bunch of money on them in VIP
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pistola
6 years ago
@DC you haven't been to FL yet. It just might work....
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
You're a trail-blazer - we've had it backwards a long time - in business it's usually the seller that buys for the potential buyer - we've been taken advantage of long enough!
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Nidan111
6 years ago
Last week, a dancer bought me a drink, That was a first for me.
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PaulDrake
6 years ago
I offered early on to my ATF that I can tip you more or buy you a drink. Since then most of the time she buys her own drinks and food.
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Lil_Baller100
6 years ago
only a broke ass bitch makes a hoe buy a drink for his broke ass
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nicespice
6 years ago
Next thing you know, it will occur to you to ask “why don’t YOU pay ME to dance for you instead?”

A stripper will be very taken aback by such a unique and witty line.

“I offered early on to my ATF that I can tip you more or buy you a drink. Since then most of the time she buys her own drinks and food.”

Omg, I’ve been tempted to just ask for straight cash instead of a drink before. Too bad most prefer just the drink...
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