In high school, a girl offered me sex for shoes. I bought them for her.
I had a bitch fuck me while her man waited outside, in exchange for $40 worth of coke
Cheapest dates ever were to In N Out and Carl's Jr
That reminds me of one bitch I bought Carl's Jr burgers for, I bought some for her kids and her man after she got off work and I took her home. She gave me a blow job and smoked a blunt with me in the parking lot of her apt complex.
Buying a cross bow to get fucked lol... hmmmm. You faggor juice. You got a girl to help you shoot that crossbow up your ass!!! Lmfao. Whatever floats your boar. Whatever tickles your pickle. Or blows your pickle clean off. I hope the fruit roll up helps. ..lmfao fucker
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