Lessons learned on nude lapdances

Club was ok- dancers all below average attractiveness except three of them. Two of the hot ones barely stripped regardless of tipping and had a terrible attitude, but the third one got fully nude each time and had no problem rolling the kitty up inches from your face for a couple dollars' stage tip. Decided to get two dances from her, which I still believe was money well spent at the time despite being fairly pricy. But, when I left, I realized the crotch of my pants smelled rancidly like weird perfumy poop skidmarks. The memory of the smell haunted me for weeks. I probably won't come back here if I'm back in town, but if I did, I would definitely ask for the bottoms to stay on if I went for private dances again.

Regardless, if you don't mind the dancers being fairly rough on the eyes, the stageside experience here is definite value. But, I'm worried about the post-turd-matic stress disorder REARing up on me if I walked back in there.