Two bits

19 comments

• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  Some guys here just always talk about women that way.
  
  We have one guy who is always going out with Dream Strippers, and he gives them serial numbers.
  
  SJG
• TrollWarnBot

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  6 years ago

  WARNING - The following accounts are considered to be forum trolls and may not be trustworthy:
  
  san_jose_guy - commonly referred to as SJG this forum member is usually mocked or ignored, his comments should NOT be taken in any way as legitimate
  
  Nicole1994 - definite troll account
• pistola

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  6 years ago

  Might damn well be the smartest observation this chick has ever made...
• Subraman

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  6 years ago

  You fucks are just jealous that he scores bitches because his fit is so saucy in his back brace. And headgear -- although he doesn't mention the headgear much.
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  LOL
• two_bits

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  6 years ago

  "It’s well documented how many internet arguments I have won against him over the years."
  
  Yeah, you're a real internet tough guy, but you've never had the balls to meet me f2f, mano-a-mano, have you? proby because you know I would kick your douchy ass.
  
  I'm sure everyone in your leafy suburb's Home Owners Association would get a good laugh out of you being beat up by a 64 yo man with 3 missing vertebrae.
• two_bits

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  6 years ago

  "And headgear -- although he doesn't mention the headgear much."
  
  True, I don't like to play the headgear card too often, but I'm told it makes me look quite debonair.
• FatherofNicole94

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  6 years ago

  I like name two bits I sell 4th goat name Pooshe Nicole 94 baby nickname in Pakistan for two bits one Mexican Coca Cola and bucket of grain and five banana. If you need back brace dry clean come to shop dearest and bestest #1 law school daughter go Texas foghorns will give directions. No person like smelly back brace.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  ^^^ You probably just reminded him that "headgear" was part of the early script.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Don't forget the fashionable penile-implant which drives the girls crazy
• Lil_Baller100

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  6 years ago

  i fucked two_shits FWB again last night, he apparently can't get it up anymore without ED medications so their sex life is in the dumps
• Lil_Baller100

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  6 years ago

  she is the highest volume hoe i've ever smashed
• Lil_Baller100

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  6 years ago

  that bitch will fuck anyone
• Lil_Baller100

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  6 years ago

  she don't P4P, but she'll fuck anyone.
• two_bits

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  6 years ago

  Jealous haters. FYI, my current (real, not P4P) GF actually quit fan-dancing just to be with me.
• skibum609

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  6 years ago

  Jealous haters. I played cards with Jesus and Mohammed last night. Your turn.
• two_bits

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  6 years ago

  ^^Ah sure, if your definition of a role model Dad is a drunk driving douchebag who has bareback sex with skanky, high volume addict strippers.
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  The middle-class family exists for one reason only, to exploit and abuse children.
  
  SJG
• stripfighter

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  6 years ago

  well then, how else will we know what type of FWB he has?? as opposed to P2P? hmmmmm?? some have short memories and forget easily