The Woods Cabaret

Being a recent transplant gringo, post tourist season, I wondered if places would be friendly and I rarely would go on a Saturday night but the place I tried on a Thursday (Las Chgicas Locas,…

The Woods Cabaret, La Feria
The Woods is on the eastbound frontage road near mile marker 171 on I-2. Don't be surprised if you have to do an extra loop as the eastbound exit is…

Personally, I prefer fully nude as I'm not much of a drinker, however it is a good topless-only strip club near Harlingen. Entry was $10, beers were around $6 and sodas were $3. Lapdances are…

After visiting stillettos in Brownsville and jaguars next door, this place was the best of the three. Don't get carried away, this is one of the better clubs in the region but it's nothing…

Was driving from McAllen to South Padre and saw this club on the freeway. I said why not.
It's right off Hwy 83 (a.k.a. IH 2) immediately after a used car dealership. Easy to find.
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Always have had a great time with my husband. Fun place to drink after getting out of work. Owners are amazing and dancers are respectful.
10/10 would recommend even if you just want a drink,…