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The Woods Cabaret

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15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552
(956) 230-2823

Monday-Friday 5pm - 2am Saturday 7pm - 2am

https://www.thewoodscabaret.com/

Lap Dance Cost: $10-$20 Avg. Drink Cost: $6-$12 Cover Day: Cover Night:

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I went to The Woods Cabaret at 18:30 on a Thursday. The strip club was dead, and the guy at the door said there probably would be no dancers working until after 21:00. I came…
3 commentslast: 1 mo ago(sinclair)
Apr 7, 2026, 5:56 PM
Low Expectations, High Satisfaction! I'll be back.
Being a recent transplant gringo, post tourist season, I wondered if places would be friendly and I rarely would go on a Saturday night but the place I tried on a Thursday (Las Chgicas Locas,…
Apr 28, 2025, 1:21 PM
Good experience at a mid-tier club
The Woods Cabaret, La Feria The Woods is on the eastbound frontage road near mile marker 171 on I-2. Don't be surprised if you have to do an extra loop as the eastbound exit is…
Mar 27, 2023, 1:24 AM
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