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The Woods Cabaret

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15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552

Monday-Friday 5pm - 2am Saturday 7pm - 2am

https://www.thewoodscabaret.com/

Lap Dance Cost: $10-$20 Avg. Drink Cost: $6-$12 Cover Day: Cover Night:

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Low Expectations, High Satisfaction! I'll be back.

Being a recent transplant gringo, post tourist season, I wondered if places would be friendly and I rarely would go on a Saturday night but the place I tried on a Thursday (Las Chgicas Locas,…

Good experience at a mid-tier club

The Woods Cabaret, La Feria The Woods is on the eastbound frontage road near mile marker 171 on I-2. Don't be surprised if you have to do an extra loop as the eastbound exit is…

Good topless only club near Harlingen

Personally, I prefer fully nude as I'm not much of a drinker, however it is a good topless-only strip club near Harlingen. Entry was $10, beers were around $6 and sodas were $3. Lapdances are…

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