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2 mos ago
The Woods Cabaret15038 W Expy 83
Harlingen, TX 78552
It’s okay
The place is okay. The place has good vibes just to hang out at and the women were okay nothing special
Hours
monday-friday 5pm - 2am
saturday 7pm - 2am
Details
Lap Dance Cost: $10-$20
Avg. Drink Cost: $6-$12
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1 yr ago
The Woods Cabaret15038 W Expy 83
Harlingen, TX 78552
An eloquent review from a curious fellow.
First time there, only around 3 dancers till around 10 pm where the other 8 dancer showed up. The dancers were friendly most good…
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1 yr ago
The Woods Cabaret15038 W Expy 83
Harlingen, TX 78552
Good first experience
First time there, only a few dancer in the beginning but later in the night it turned up a notch. The dancers were friendly…
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2 yrs ago
The Woods Cabaret15038 W Expy 83
Harlingen, TX 78552
good place, but quite during the week
Good place to go too, went at opening hours on a thursday. Very calm, only 2 or 3 strippers at that time though.
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2 yrs ago
The Woods Cabaret15038 W Expy 83
Harlingen, TX 78552
Great place
Great club! So many hot girls here and the lap dances are private and only $20. Kitty is one girl that I find so…
The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552
★6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 7
The Woods Cabaret, La Feria The Woods is on the eastbound frontage road near mile marker 171 on I-2. Don't be surprised if you have to do an extra loop as the…
Day: Friday
Time: Afternoon
Dancers: Unknown
Spent: $100-$300
The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552
★8.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 10Value: 8
Personally, I prefer fully nude as I'm not much of a drinker, however it is a good topless-only strip club near Harlingen. Entry was $10, beers were around $6 and sodas were…
Day: Monday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: Under $100
The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552
★8.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 9Value: 8
After visiting stillettos in Brownsville and jaguars next door, this place was the best of the three. Don't get carried away, this is one of the better clubs in the region…
Day: Friday
Time: After Midnight
Dancers: 6-10
Spent: $100-$300
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3 yrs ago
The Woods Cabaret15038 W Expy 83
Harlingen, TX 78552
Love it
Always have had a great time with my husband. Fun place to drink after getting out of work. Owners are amazing and dancers are…
The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552
★7.0(1 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 7
Was driving from McAllen to South Padre and saw this club on the freeway. I said why not. It's right off Hwy 83 (a.k.a. IH 2) immediately after a used car dealership. Easy…
Day: Friday
Time: Evening
Dancers: 1-5
Spent: $100-$300
