The Woods Cabaret

The Woods Cabaret, La Feria
The Woods is on the eastbound frontage road near mile marker 171 on I-2. Don't be surprised if you have to do an extra loop as the eastbound exit is just past the club.
I arrived Friday about 5:15 pm and took one of the many...

Personally, I prefer fully nude as I'm not much of a drinker, however it is a good topless-only strip club near Harlingen. Entry was $10, beers were around $6 and sodas were $3. Lapdances are $20 and clean. I went on a Monday night so there were not a lot...

After visiting stillettos in Brownsville and jaguars next door, this place was the best of the three. Don't get carried away, this is one of the better clubs in the region but it's nothing compared to world class clubs. Overall square feet of the main room was around 2,000...

Was driving from McAllen to South Padre and saw this club on the freeway. I said why not.
It's right off Hwy 83 (a.k.a. IH 2) immediately after a used car dealership. Easy to find.
About 5 miles before hitting Harlingen.

Plenty of parking when I arrived - early evening. ...