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A Woman my own Age

jackslash
jackslash61322904

Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

I think it's time for me to stop going to strip clubs and date a woman my own age. I found a good candidate right here in the paper:

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flagooner

And she has that stripper-like craziness to her.

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Mate27

She works for me

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shadowcat

She is still 12 years younger than me but I guess I could try keeping up with her.

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twentyfive

It could work, do you play the piano?

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Warrior15

Nah. But the two daughters look nice.

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mark94

Plus, she is familiar with Billie Joel.

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twentyfive

She does seem to have a thing for older pudgy balding pianists;)

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440viking

She looks good for her age but I'd prefer the daughters especially the dark haired one!

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Jascoi

and usually beautiful at her age. And a one in 7 billion chance.

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mark94

Elle Macpherson said that while she was dating and living with Billy Joel in the 1980s, he kicked her out of the apartment because of his blossoming relationship with Christie Brinkley, whom he went on to marry.

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Papi_Chulo

You should invite her to the Dallas TUSCL meet

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l00ber

She once went through three husbands in a span of three years. Lawyer up, Jack.

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Papi_Chulo

Mail her one of your lasagnas as a gift

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CJKent (Banned)

She is not Marilyn Monroe, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed if she was doing a good job.

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K

I am traveling for work this week and next. A dancer came with me becuase her family is down here. Her mom joined us for dinner. Even her mother isnt my own age, i'm six years older than mom.

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Clubber

sc,

I would even think of robbing the cradle for her!

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ATACdawg

Ah, yes! The Clark Griswold fantasy on the trip to Wally World! ;-)

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Papi_Chulo

Get yourself a stylish Wagon Queen Family Truckster and cruise up and down her block in it - you think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it

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