I think it's time for me to stop going to strip clubs and date a woman my own age. I found a good candidate right here in the paper:
A Woman my own Age
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Jump to latestShe works for me
She is still 12 years younger than me but I guess I could try keeping up with her.
It could work, do you play the piano?
Nah. But the two daughters look nice.
Plus, she is familiar with Billie Joel.
She does seem to have a thing for older pudgy balding pianists;)
She looks good for her age but I'd prefer the daughters especially the dark haired one!
and usually beautiful at her age. And a one in 7 billion chance.
Elle Macpherson said that while she was dating and living with Billy Joel in the 1980s, he kicked her out of the apartment because of his blossoming relationship with Christie Brinkley, whom he went on to marry.
You should invite her to the Dallas TUSCL meet
She once went through three husbands in a span of three years. Lawyer up, Jack.
Mail her one of your lasagnas as a gift
She is not Marilyn Monroe, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed if she was doing a good job.
I am traveling for work this week and next. A dancer came with me becuase her family is down here. Her mom joined us for dinner. Even her mother isnt my own age, i'm six years older than mom.
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I would even think of robbing the cradle for her!
Ah, yes! The Clark Griswold fantasy on the trip to Wally World! ;-)
Get yourself a stylish Wagon Queen Family Truckster and cruise up and down her block in it - you think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it


And she has that stripper-like craziness to her.