Wtf
nicespice
I get a large sized pizza for my brothers. One of them eats nearly all of it, except for the crust and then throws it out in the trash. And now every once in a while, he will go back into the trash, grab a piece of crust, and eat it.
I tell him to stop being disgusting and to get out of the trash, and then he will turn and look at me and smirk.
Clearly, his intent is just to provoke me. This is not the first time he has done something weird like this before and then run away grinning. Why would anybody get amusement from doing something just to get a reaction? SMH
I tell him to stop being disgusting and to get out of the trash, and then he will turn and look at me and smirk.
Clearly, his intent is just to provoke me. This is not the first time he has done something weird like this before and then run away grinning. Why would anybody get amusement from doing something just to get a reaction? SMH
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Next time don't buy him a pizza.
When I was in college, any leftover pizza was still good for breakfast. Nowadays if I have leftovers, I put it in the fridge.
Worst drink I made in college was chocolate milk with vanilla instant breakfast. Best unusual drink was Miller lite and vanilla instant breakfast. I had to improvise when I ran out of milk with the instant breakfast stuff.
A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.
The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.
The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
Now if he really wanted to be a disgusting savage he should have thrown away the open Papa John's dipping oil packet and then wiped the crust with it off the inner wall of the trash bag. Go big or go home.
^^ dont mock the pizza. We dont all have access to great pizza like the east coast does. You east coasters have no idea what mexican food is. A group of friends took me to a "good" mexican resturant once on the east coast. I asked for salsa when my food came and they brought me a bottle of tobasco. Then O asked if they had pico de gallo and they asked me what that was. A mexican resturant not knowing what pico de gallo is would be on oar with a "good" pizza place not knowing what pepperoni is.
I have a friend who went to was in New York City and his froends took him to a "good" mexican resturant in the city. He ordered Tomales and they brought him hot dogs wrapped in corn tortillas.
Unfortunately Taco Bell is better food that the what east coasters think of as good mexican food. But we will not mock you for that.
By the way skibum, how do you know the difference between good pizza and Papa Johns when you have the munchies anyway?
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