“...bimbo sapiens are about to be made obsolete.”
~ Bud Bundy to Kelly Bundy regarding his sexual experience with a Virtual Sex Machine. Episode User Friendly (9 Apr. 1995) from “Married With Children”
Bud was part of an experiment using a virtual sex machine. It emulated and improved the real thing so well that Bud gave up all his Playboys and even rejected his hot new girlfriend Amber (Juliet Marie Tablak, 5’ 2”) who was the visiting niece of Marcy the next door neighbor.
Dialogue between Kelly and Bud: (could not find the clip in YouTube, sorry)
Kelly Bundy: Hey, Bud. What's in the box?
Bud Bundy: Just some old things I don't need anymore.
Kelly: Your porno magazines and your rubber dolls. Okay, Bud, I don't understand. First you blow off Amber. The only woman who's ever touched you without saying, "Excuse me, sonny." And now this?
Bud: Look, Kelly. I don't need Amber, okay. I have her. Dr. Kessler introduced me to cybersex and I can create Amber any time I want.
Kelly: But she's not the real Amber.
Bud: She's better. She does what I want, whenever I want it.This is the breakthrough that men have been waiting for since the beginning of time.
“You know what? It looks like you and your cross-legged "let's talk," gift-expecting ordering-the- most-expensive- thing- on-the- menu, "what about me?" bimbo sapiens are about to be made obsolete.”
Amen

