Papi Chulo : The Movie

21 comments

• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  Posted a week ago.
  
  https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php…
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  Buy your tickets now, they are expecting a bigger opening weekend than Avengers: Endgame.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  LOL. The lead actor is a homo.
• minnow

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  5 years ago

  Who would have thought of a Papi Chulo movie. Whoever goes to see it, be careful about bending over to pick up spilled popcorn.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  According to imdb.com it's
  "the story of a Cuban-American pervert who writes novels about his bizzaro world experiences getting lap dances from a variety of thick AA women with large naturals."
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^ I thought it was an updated version of Romeo and Juliette, set in Miami about a poor Cuban boy and an AA brick house dancer, who works at the Body Club;)
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  LOL
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  They should've hired twentyfive & flagooner to direct the movie
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  I can’t wait to grab the dvd from the five dollar bin at Walmart!
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  @Papi If they hired me to direct the move you’d be complaining about the casting lol
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Papi, what actor would you cast to play PAPI CHULO ?
• TFP

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  5 years ago

  More importantly, which ebony brickhouses would they cast?
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  @Warrior I’d cast Pee Wee Herman as Papi, and Queen Latifah as the Brickhouse what do you think. ;)
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  ^ LOL - good one
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  I'd cast Tom Cruise as Papi Chulo (although I look more like George Thorogood).
  
  Not sure about the female cast - maybe Halle Berry, Tara Banks, Vivica A Fox, Nikki Minaj, Kim Kardashian
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  I'd have to go to the Body Club several times for research purposes. The movie budget would obviously take care of it.
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  The female lead should probably be me.
  
  https://www.xnxx.com/search/shadowcat
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  Nooooooo. I opened the link.
• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  "I thought it was an updated version of Romeo and Juliette”
  
  Actually, the movie is more like "Romeo and Romeo"! :-0
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  LOL
• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  Does Papi do his own stunts in this movie?