Papi Chulo : The Movie

Posted a week ago.

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Buy your tickets now, they are expecting a bigger opening weekend than Avengers: Endgame.

LOL. The lead actor is a homo.

Who would have thought of a Papi Chulo movie. Whoever goes to see it, be careful about bending over to pick up spilled popcorn.

According to imdb.com it's "the story of a Cuban-American pervert who writes novels about his bizzaro world experiences getting lap dances from a variety of thick AA women with large naturals."

^ I thought it was an updated version of Romeo and Juliette, set in Miami about a poor Cuban boy and an AA brick house dancer, who works at the Body Club;)

LOL

They should've hired twentyfive & flagooner to direct the movie

I can’t wait to grab the dvd from the five dollar bin at Walmart!

@Papi If they hired me to direct the move you’d be complaining about the casting lol

Papi, what actor would you cast to play PAPI CHULO ?

More importantly, which ebony brickhouses would they cast?

@Warrior I’d cast Pee Wee Herman as Papi, and Queen Latifah as the Brickhouse what do you think. ;)

^ LOL - good one

I'd cast Tom Cruise as Papi Chulo (although I look more like George Thorogood).

Not sure about the female cast - maybe Halle Berry, Tara Banks, Vivica A Fox, Nikki Minaj, Kim Kardashian

I'd have to go to the Body Club several times for research purposes. The movie budget would obviously take care of it.

The female lead should probably be me.

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Nooooooo. I opened the link.

"I thought it was an updated version of Romeo and Juliette”

Actually, the movie is more like "Romeo and Romeo"! :-0

LOL

Does Papi do his own stunts in this movie?