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Papi Chulo : The Movie

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Warrior15Anywhere there are Titties.

I'm not kidding. Papi Chulo, the Movie opens in theaters on June 7.

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Papi, why didn't you tell us you are now a movie star ?

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Cristobal

Buy your tickets now, they are expecting a bigger opening weekend than Avengers: Endgame.

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flagooner

LOL. The lead actor is a homo.

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minnow

Who would have thought of a Papi Chulo movie. Whoever goes to see it, be careful about bending over to pick up spilled popcorn.

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flagooner

According to imdb.com it's
"the story of a Cuban-American pervert who writes novels about his bizzaro world experiences getting lap dances from a variety of thick AA women with large naturals."

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twentyfive

^ I thought it was an updated version of Romeo and Juliette, set in Miami about a poor Cuban boy and an AA brick house dancer, who works at the Body Club;)

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flagooner

LOL

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Papi_Chulo

They should've hired twentyfive & flagooner to direct the movie

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Jascoi

I can’t wait to grab the dvd from the five dollar bin at Walmart!

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twentyfive

@Papi If they hired me to direct the move you’d be complaining about the casting lol

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Warrior15

Papi, what actor would you cast to play PAPI CHULO ?

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TFP

More importantly, which ebony brickhouses would they cast?

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twentyfive

@Warrior I’d cast Pee Wee Herman as Papi, and Queen Latifah as the Brickhouse what do you think. ;)

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Papi_Chulo

^ LOL - good one

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Papi_Chulo

I'd cast Tom Cruise as Papi Chulo (although I look more like George Thorogood).

Not sure about the female cast - maybe Halle Berry, Tara Banks, Vivica A Fox, Nikki Minaj, Kim Kardashian

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flagooner

I'd have to go to the Body Club several times for research purposes. The movie budget would obviously take care of it.

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shadowcat

The female lead should probably be me.

xnxx.com

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flagooner

Nooooooo. I opened the link.

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ATACdawg

"I thought it was an updated version of Romeo and Juliette”

Actually, the movie is more like "Romeo and Romeo"! :-0

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flagooner

LOL

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ATACdawg

Does Papi do his own stunts in this movie?

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