I'm not kidding. Papi Chulo, the Movie opens in theaters on June 7.
Papi, why didn't you tell us you are now a movie star ?
Papi Chulo : The Movie
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Buy your tickets now, they are expecting a bigger opening weekend than Avengers: Endgame.
LOL. The lead actor is a homo.
Who would have thought of a Papi Chulo movie. Whoever goes to see it, be careful about bending over to pick up spilled popcorn.
According to imdb.com it's "the story of a Cuban-American pervert who writes novels about his bizzaro world experiences getting lap dances from a variety of thick AA women with large naturals."
^ I thought it was an updated version of Romeo and Juliette, set in Miami about a poor Cuban boy and an AA brick house dancer, who works at the Body Club;)
LOL
They should've hired twentyfive & flagooner to direct the movie
I can’t wait to grab the dvd from the five dollar bin at Walmart!
@Papi If they hired me to direct the move you’d be complaining about the casting lol
Papi, what actor would you cast to play PAPI CHULO ?
More importantly, which ebony brickhouses would they cast?
@Warrior I’d cast Pee Wee Herman as Papi, and Queen Latifah as the Brickhouse what do you think. ;)
^ LOL - good one
I'd cast Tom Cruise as Papi Chulo (although I look more like George Thorogood).
Not sure about the female cast - maybe Halle Berry, Tara Banks, Vivica A Fox, Nikki Minaj, Kim Kardashian
I'd have to go to the Body Club several times for research purposes. The movie budget would obviously take care of it.
Nooooooo. I opened the link.
"I thought it was an updated version of Romeo and Juliette”
Actually, the movie is more like "Romeo and Romeo"! :-0
LOL
Does Papi do his own stunts in this movie?
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