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Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

On Life Support?

This place is dieing. Went in at MNF halftime, paid $8 cover, no women. A year ago, there were always around 6 dancers during the games, most coming around asking about dances.…

Spearmint Rhino

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Great club - excellent service - true to Rhino

One of the downsides to Rhino in Pittsburgh is that it is located in an industrial area that really isn't close to anything except Rivers Casino. You're going to have to drive here or…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Good Value

I love black women and a good $5.00 dance, so on my recent trip to SoFlo I was eager to try this one out. One thing I'll warn you about is that the street…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Wasted Trip

I have been frequenting this club off and on for over 4 years and it has had plenty of ups and downs. It feels like each time I have come to this club over the…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

First time at Gold Club Rancho Cordova

I was working in Sacramento. I got here last Saturday around 11 pm. First time visit. I believe it was $25 bucks to get in. The cashier put a wrist band on me and she asked…

Babe's Sports Bar & Grill

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Friendly and Chill

Babe’s is one of three establishments that are next to each other. Babe’s is the bikini bar with alcohol (domestic beer $3.75) where the dancers take turns on a large stage and there is no…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Reincarnation?

Growing up in Atlanta, I would ALWAYS hear about a place called the Gold Club- and probably for all of the wrong reasons. It was apparently the cream of the crop, but I never…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls Doesn’t Disappoint

This was my second time visiting Diamond Dolls, the first being a year and a half ago. This visited was on a Friday afternoon from 2:00-3:30; parking was $2.00 (on the side of the…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hustlers, Now Playing In Theaters

First time to Kittens on a weekend in a long, long time. With the game tomorrow, I expected it to be pretty lively and crowded with out of towners. I wasn't wrong. Arrived just past…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Hurry in, this is the two-month warning before Choice is toast

Stopped in after a Twins game to use my ticket for free cover (usually $16 including soft drink). Had not been to Choice at night for 6-9 months and went in with low expectations with…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Simple pleasures, but don’t breathe too deeply

Cheetah in WPB is well-lighted outside with an honest-to-goodness lawn as you pull in front in your Uber. It was around 10 pm on a Wednesday night and the cover was $5.…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Good diversion on a work trip

I visited on a week night and found everyone to be nice, including the bouncers and the girl taking the $15 cover charges at the door. I liked the layout of the place with the main…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Back to BE after a year away

This review covers Friday and Sunday the week before Labor Day Weekend. My co-worker and I were staying at a hotel in the area and of course we had to make sure BE was still one…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

One miss, one hit

Dropped into Subi's for Saturday evening shift after I briefly visited the Cricket. Cricket was absolutely slammed because of some Hawaiian Luau thing they were doing. They had a free buffet set up,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desired a bit more...

Decided to finally check this place out after reading so many reviews about it on this site. I arrived about 3pm on a Saturday. Big, easy parking lot. No cover that time of day.…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Wednesday happy hour

I stopped in around happy hour on a Wednesday. The club is in a very safe area, it actually seems out of place where it is. There isn’t a cover or anyone to check ids.…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Everything plus fetishes

The girls are pretty hot. So after every girl goes to her second pole (no pun intended) they do their rounds. Now there are other girls that will cling to you for extra…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

quesadillas and couches

They have new, clean couches! Two of them. There used to be one ratty couch and a chair. And they replaced the curtains with new, clean curtains. They still don't close…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Thursday afternoon

First time at the hugger in a long while. Stopped by on Thursday afternoon. Place is very dark inside. Beer is cheap and staff are friendly but seem to favor/know the regulars. I actually got…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun time with an awkward experience

I went on Friday night with a few friends to Club Fantasies. One of the guys who ran it, Big John, was a friend of mine and he recently passed so we went for old…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Caitlyn is a ROB

Got a 2 for 30 from Caitlyn -- slim blonde, nice figure, but nothing to write home about. After first lackluster dance she asked if I wanted to do more. I said that was one dance -- she said two.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Rare Sunday Night Oasis Visit

Last weekend I attended one of Atlanta's bigger music festival. The festival music ended around 10 but my two friends were not ready to call it a night. After doing a little research,…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Decent and may return

This place hasn’t changed in years !!! Same no cover to get in but as soon as you walk threw the door the girls are yelling for you and then once you sit down one will…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

All those thinking HL is back to normal...not so fast

Been reading this club is allegedly on the uptick, so I thought I'd stop by. Got there just before noon, not the usual Saturday cool bouncer but a younger kid. He politely wished me a…

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Sometimes you got to wreck the truck

Sometimes you got to reck the truck go get the insurance money, to make the truck payment

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Who'd You Rather: Ashylnn Brooke vs. Gianna Michaels

The first round of the bracket takes a long time. Thirty-two matchups at two days each means we're spanning over two months, plus a day off here and there. We're nearing the end of it, though. We still have seven…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

1st time back in awhile.

It’s been 3 years roughly since I was here last. Back then it was a dive bar but had a lot of fun. I decided to check it out again on Friday, 9-20. It was a little after…

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Aftermath of movie "Hustlers"

Interesting article, wonder if it lasts https://nypost.com/2019/09/21/why-women-are-flocking-to-queens-to-become-strippers/ I'll try to get out there to Queens this week and let you guys know how it is. But something like this might be a nice boon to strip clubs to bring them back up…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Rag Doll, livin in a movie

This club is right around the corner from flashdancers which I had just come from. No parking whatsoever, take the train. It’s midtown area is plenty safe. Walk into a typical bar, the strip club…

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OT: going to my wife’s 20 year High School Reunion.

She is nervous. What the hell does she have to be nervous about? At least she has me to fall back on! Lol. I wasn’t nervous when I took her to my 30 year reunion 9 years…

Blush Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Fast and Fun

My first visit to Blush was short but intense. They place is small that night it was crowded. I was lucky to grab a seat at the bar. Dimly lit and busy. The music was…

Tijuana

Any tips for dealing with traveller's diarrhea?

Got back from TJ and I've had diarrhea for 4 days now.

The St. James

Houston, Texas

A fun afternoon

I hadn't been to church for a while so I decided to stop in and see what was happening. I went at noon on a Tuesday and was charged 5 bucks to get in.…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Hump Day Visit

First time reviewer here for tuscl but I'll give it my best shot. Myself and 3 buddy's were in the area because of a dispensary nearby when someone suggested the SC. …

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Slow dayshift

Club is in Midtown on 45th between 9th and 8th. Came around 2. Parking is impossible so never take your car, take the train. I was in town with my car and had to leave…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Tuesday Afternoon Visit

Went on a Tuesday afternoon right after they opened at 3PM. There were 4 or 5 girls at the bar when I got there. Two of the girls were under 21, the other two barely…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Something for Everyone

Great Friday Afternoon at TC. Large number of girls working and good variety. A little something for everyone. The real eye candy for the day was a newer dancer named "Bloom." Holy…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Jury is out but first night was decent

We had heard the club was going to reopen and I happen to be driving by on the way home Friday night and saw cars in the parking lot and the sign said open Sept…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Good pregame activity

So I had some extra time before a game and thought why have a couple of drinks & take in some views for game time. Got there around 5pm, the day shift was on…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Not bad for first visit

Decided to tour the triangle of Booby Trap, Cheetah’s, and DD, since they’re so close to each other. I’ve done the DD routine a handful of times, so that was my benchmark. But…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Consistently great

Decided to tour the triangle of Booby Trap, Cheetah’s, and DD, since they’re so close to each other. I’ve done the DD routine a handful of times, so that was my benchmark. But…

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Another "EX" dance trying to make a quick buck.

Ex-dancer sues Daytona strip club arguing she’s not an independent contractor https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20190921/ex-dancer-sues-daytona-strip-club-arguing-shes-not-independent-contractor

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good change of pace

Decided to tour the triangle of Booby Trap, Cheetah’s, and DD, since they’re so close to each other. I’ve done the DD routine a handful of times, so that was my benchmark. But…

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New Articles

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So... I gave a stripper an orgasm during a lapdance... lol

Sorry if this comes off a braggy or stupid, I'm just kind of amazed and never thought this happens and need to tell someone. Have you guys ever seen it happen yourselves? Backstory: I've seen this chick like 4 times in…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

so so night at palazio

i went at around 11:30pm on a friday night. lots of people as to be expected. tried to find this pretty girl next door type of a girl i had dances with last…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Local fav

My local favorite spot. Been many times and always have a good time. Almost always have at least two girls to my liking. Good variety of girls, in the past was mostly east…

Bare Assets

Jacksonville, Florida

Why Are They Open During The Day?

I had a little time before a flight so I stopped by this place since it’s kind of on the way to the airport. I shouldn’t have bothered. The club is in a run down…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Very Nice

This review covers two visits, one in the evening and one the next day. For my first visit I arrived at about 11:30 p.m. The cover charge was $15, but waived with a…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Comparing weekdays to weekends

This is my second review of sirens but I have a few more details to add. See my first review and everything there still applies as well. I wanted to see what it was like…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Definitely a 7-Up Place

First-time visitor, long-term monger. Made a quick stop here on a Thursday from 5:40-6:30 and managed to leave happy. Self-parking was $2.00, no cover, bottled water was $4.00. This place is very upscale –…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Great club but left disappointed

Desires is one of my top 10 clubs anywhere. The variety and quality of dancers, the upscale vibe, and the outdoor patio to socialize put it above most places. There are two private…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Good on a Sunday

The ultimate test for a club is to be judged on noon Sunday. So here I go. The club was clean and had fresh air, as opposed to stale/stank from night before. I walked in…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

It Only Takes One

I was in South Florida a year and a half ago and made two trips to Booby Trap – one meh and one great. I am in SoFlo now and was eager to check…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Seems OK; There Could Be More To It

This was my first visit to Club Pink, which I did on a Thursday afternoon from 4:15-5:15. Small parking lot; sign said $3 for parking, $20 for VIP. Parking attendant said "Just give…

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A home improvement project I would happily undertake!

Link says it all 😋 https://www.xnxx.com/video-tuf0rc9/sex_of_angels

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Worth A Look

I headed over to Lipstick at about 10:00 p.m. after getting into Dallas on an evening flight. It’s on Harry Hines Boulevard, which is a heavily travelled main road, so I was surprised to…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Consistently good experience, within its limits

Arrived around 1 PM. Sign on outside of entrance door said “Smoking allowed”. They aren’t kidding. When I left, I drove the rest of the afternoon with the car windows open to clear…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Kona Iced?

I landed at a little after 10p and after picking up my rental car and confirming my hotel would allow for a late check in, stopped by The Landing Strip on a Tuesday about 11p.…

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Get RID of the politics on TUSCL.

I suggest that we use RID. After every members user name we add their political party affiliation. R, D, or I. That way we would all know who the ass holes are and therefor won't need to argue about it…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Quick stop

Sorry but this will be short. I stopped in after a morning round of golf. I haven't been there and was just looking to have a beer and look at some under dressed ladies. I walk…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Meh (but it was quite late!)

First time in Platinum West, but I was in town and, as others have said, this is the only game in it. Let me start by saying that I pregamed in 5 Points (the local college…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Thanks for the talent PH

Me and a few buddies decided to checkout the club to see how much talent came over from the now closed Penthouse. Arrived shortly before 7 o'clock so no cover and got a booth on…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Warming up with an 11, Stormy.

Dropped my at 7pm and paid $7 and got a wristband. I didn't get a beer because I was club hopping. I was there to see stormy, perfect blonde with zero tatoos real Cs…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Feature Dancer Tori Black

Hey guys. It's been a while the last time I came here to review. Fantasies is doing there first ever Pornapalooza by having 4 pornstars in 4 weekends back-to-back starting with Tori Black. I got…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

2 for 2 at hanks

I found myself back in Motown so I hit up H8N. I've been there hundreds of times, but not in the last few months. It's still free parking and $5 entry. I…

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Times must be tough for Roanoke attorneys.

Roanoke attorney, former substitute judge guilty of assaulting dancer at strip club. https://www.martinsvillebulletin.com/news/roanoke-attorney-former-substitute-judge-guilty-of-assaulting-dancer-at/article_2b94c60c-3cbf-563f-b4e3-00114d5a6760.html

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Sky is my new ATF .

My last review disappeared before I was finished. After warming up at Hustlers I went down the street to wise guy to finish the night off. Drove up and saw 3 girls but the door,…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

NEW OWNERS

It is now called uncle bucks boobie bungalow and there is a $5 cover charge in the day time. $2 domestic beer at the moment. New and old dancers they are great. Lots of improvements.

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday buddy bday celebration

Heading to our favorite strip club for a buddy birthday. Valet was expensive this Sunday for some reason. $20 is way to much in my mind, but we did it anyway. $5 cover plus tip…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Late Night trip to Union Jacks

Stopped by Union Jacks late on a Friday night, first time I’ve been here in a while. Parking sucks, there is a lot behind the place with maybe 10 spots that were all taken and…

Tijuana

Review: El Copeo (TJ, Zona Central)

Maybe during a mongering visit to TJ you want to get outside the Zona Norte for some civilian entertainment or perhaps you want to take a BG out to enjoy some TJ night life. El Copeo located about 10 minutes…

Little Darlings

San Francisco, California

Overpriced, worth a peak if you like AA dancers

Little Darlings Weds 11pm $15 cover Topless dances: 1 for $50, $2 for 75, ... Floor dances: $25 Alcohol free Little Darlings was the last San Francisco strip club that I hadn't stepped foot into, so this past Wednesday night I decided…

Allure

Saint John, New Brunswick

Quick visit, slow time of night

As I found out, apparently the evening doesn't start until 10 around Saint John. I got there around 830/9 and was literally the only person there. The bouncer was nice, no cover, passed the meal…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Great Experience on a Saturday Night

Club vibe was amazing. So chill. Nobody hustling you to buy a drink, no girls hustling you for tips. Just took a seat, comfy chair, and got a chance to examine the surroundings. The Saturday…

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OT: Wow - I wonder how they did that

New Chevy Silverado "Invisible Trailer Camera": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1S9f8bdm0

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

The Tucson two step!

Made another jaunt to Tucson over a week ago, and my mission was to hit up 3 strip clubs this time, but only did 2! I've rarely had a bad time at Venom so I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturdy afternoon visit

Looking for suggestions, recommendations etc... for a Saturday afternoon visit to Desire thanks

Tijuana

Anyone here ever used the Hong Kong Metro Express Service?

Anyone here ever used the hkmexpress service that Hong Kong promoted on their Twitter? If so, can anyone share their experience with them and/ or share some tips with this rookie planning his first trip south of the border for…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Great Spot for some late night fun!

After reading a couple of reviews of Jiggles, I decided to give it a shot. I went last Friday around 1:30 since they closed at 3 am. I find parking on the right side of…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not bad, but could have used more hustle

Had a few hours to kill before a flight, so I decided to check this place out. Based on some of the reviews here and on other sites, it seemed like a good place…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

2nd trip to LS

This is my second trip to LS during the day. The club setup is a bit awkward: entrance and vip are downstairs; the bar and stage are upstairs. The stage is shaped like…

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Hot Spring fun...

Naked ladies in the woods... Bit o’ braggin’ follows…. Ever since @Reverendhornibastad wrote about his adventures with Yuni at a mountain hot springs in SE Asia, I’ve been yearning more than normally to get to the great mountain hot springs an hour+…

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Saturday day shift vs Weekday shift

IYE has it been better in terms of more dancers or worse? I’m thinking going day clubbing tommorow to avoid some high cover charges but I’m usually more of a night guy. I’m thinking most people are off but that…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

A great return trip to an old favorite

I hadn't been back to MBOT in maybe a year, and I was curious how the new ownership (which I guess is not so new anymore) had impacted the place. My sense is, not much.…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Expectations met

There was a headliner feature so the reuseable online coupon (free admission if you sign up for their email list, using a valid email is not required to get the coupon) wasn't valid. $15…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Beating the Heat

It's been about 3 years since I've been in this place but I used to be a regular. My ATF worked here for about 10 months before she went off to rehab and subsequently got…

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WHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

mommy shaysh thhath i am number 1 and i am thhe beshth ath thouching wadiesh boobiesh

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Disappointing visit with only a few unattractive dancers

Having not visited in a while, I decided to see how the Cricket was faring with the massive construction project out front. I suppose business was good since the place was very busy with…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Tag Teamed

So Ricks is my usual SC go to in Minneapolis. Generally I can find the type of girl that interests me - a 7,8, or 9 with ample boobs and I won’t break the…

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Subscription porn gains popularity as new apps let models sell directly to their

Dolly, an 18-year-old aspiring online model, was sitting in her kitchen one day in June when an exciting email arrived. Someone had just paid $10 to view her posts for a month on a social network called OnlyFans. Just like…

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Antonio Brown Takeaways

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/20/sport/antonio-brown-released-by-the-patriots/index.html Handjob/extras by immigrant in strip club mall ==> ok Giving your ex girlfriend a pearl necklace and farting ==> bad While I dont intend to spent my entire life clubbing I am glad dancers have limited memories and can keep thier mouths

Politics

Why are so many Democrats still running for president? They need the cash

Voters can be excused for asking why so many people are still running for president when only three Democrats are consistently even registering better than 10% in the polls. The answer is money. Thursday’s debate was just the latest evidence of…

Tijuana

HELP-Planning my first ever visit to Tijuana

I have been a longtime patron at many Philadelphia, South Jersey and Florida Strip Clubs. I also spent a few days in the FKK clubs in Germany and Austria. I recently stumbled upon this thread and to be…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Inner Space

I'd never "BEEN" to La Pearl before. Let me clarify, I'd been upstairs to Outer Space, but never spent anytime downstairs at La Pearl. For those under Mt Rushmore somewhere, it's 2-1 clubs. Got there after…

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“Like Slavery and Apartheid, poverty is not natural. It is man-made and it can b

Ending poverty in America should be thought of an act of justice for Americans who have fallen victims of the Capitalist Pigs, Fat Cats, Robber Barons, Opportunistic Politicians, One Percenters, White Collar Criminals, TV evangelist, Swindlers, etc etc etc etc…

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Zero Sex

I'm curious as to how many of you keep it to LDK, HJ, BJ, or other things besides sex ITC or OTC exclusively. Also, is it because of you or the dancer? I've done OTC FS, but with a few dancers…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Not the best of nights but certainly not the worst

This was probably my 5th time at the Admiral. I’ve been there on nights where dances were amazing and nights where every dance I received was a complete waste of time. This one fell right…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Nice. Exactly what I was looking for.

The entrance stinks of cigarette smoke but not too bad inside. I get in free for being a veteran. So that's nice. Pretty sure UAW members get in free also. It…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

GALLAGHERS A GOOD TIME

stopped by after work. obligatory drink: 7 bucks for a water. you figure 4 or 5 would be ok but 7-well i guess you got to pay that "tax" in order to remain inside the…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

A daytime Fantasy

On a Monday afternoon, I found myself driving South on 45. It was around 2pm and having some free time on my hands, I decided to give Fantasy Plaza a try. There were…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Interesting place not what I expected

Visited Atlanta for work and got taken out to this place. When you pull up it doesn’t exactly seems like the most comfortable scene but everyone hanging out was there for a good time and…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

It will be a long time until I come back here again

I have been here numerous times in the past. I stopped going because of the smoke. It was bad and my clothes reeked when I left there. I figured it has been a year or…

Pleasure Palace

Brooklyn, Illinois

Putting rumors to rest

Although I have been to 4 other clubs in Brooklyn I had always passed on this club because they dancers at the some of the other clubs said that transgenders like to hang out here…

Charlie's Angels Gentlemen's Club

Carman, Illinois

Don't bother.

Awful. By far the worst experience I have ever had at a strip club. I was in Burlington for the night so I thought I would pop over the river to see whats up. I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Not quite old times.

I've been coming into Follies since probably before any of the dancers were born. It has always been a fun club. It has had its ups and downs, and the last few visits…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

OK experience, afternoon is not as good as night

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 2pm. It was dead. I was the only one sitting there, and maybe 2-3 in the dancing area. Girls were reluctant to get up stages because, of course,…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

More Dancers Less DJ Please

Arrived in Philadelphia a little early and thought I would try the "now under new ownership" Oasis. Arrived around 4, plenty of free parking and no cover. Security said the metal detector wasn't working so…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Amateur Nite

Went to The Lumberyard recently to watch the Amatuer Night contest. Me and a buddy arrived just as the show started. Since we arrived just after it started, we didn't purchase the wrist…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Great time, but one girl made the difference

Stopped after work, arriving about 7:00. Been here a couple times and really like the club itself. Many upgrades since my last time to the club. Typical cover charge, guys up front…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

Long overdue overhaul...

Noticed that some overdo renovations were taking place. Previous reviews tell the story of run down establishment. So decided to stop and check if things were improving. They are. Total renovation…

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Our True Purpose in Life

Have you ever asked yourself questions like “Why am I here?” and “What is my purpose in life?” If you are like most people who become preoccupied with such questions you may have found it difficult to come up with…

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Good news if you like looking at women’s breasts

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7485283/Going-topless-effectively-legalized-SIX-states-Colorado-city-drops-ban.html

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what would you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LahcSFleKm8 This song keeps me grounded alot. What would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for…

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Eat KFC’s Doughnut Chicken Sandwich Before It Eats You

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.eater.com/platform/amp/2019/9/18/20872133/kfc-donut-chicken-sandwich

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Sunday no-fun day

Arrived around 7 on a Sunday night. The club was nice enough, but it was completely dead. There was one girl giving a guy a never ending lap dance and a couple of…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Naked Cuban's in Austin

I visited XTC Austin over two days, Tuesday night and Wednesday night. Both times I arrived around 8:30 pm and stayed about two hours. This is a long review, so TLDR - really good club…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Alot of Air Dances and Rude Cuban Girls

I decided to give this place another shot so went Saturday night with few of my buddies. The place was almost empty. The cover was $15 and you have to buy a drink which was $5.…

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Loss of appetite after good sex

For the last 3 weeks I have taken my CF out for lunch after our afternoon delight but have been unable to finish even the smallest of lunches. I wondered about the cause and today I started searching the internet…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Kelly

Went in around 11ish last Thursday night just to see how the girls were. Haven't been in a while. As per the usual, the room was filled with smoke, so it's not the best place…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Happy days are here again!

Okay, so I took this week off of work to get a bunch of personal shit done. Projects were about 80% complete by Wednesday night so Thursday morning I decided to take the old Fat…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Afternoon LatAm Delights.

The afternoon shift is pretty much hit and miss in terms of quality but after some sampling I have settled on 2 regulars, Ruby (Honduras) and Maya (Cuba) - petite LatAm spinners - and this…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Wish there were more girls but still fun.

Okay so the other reviews are pretty accurate about this place. I had a little trouble getting any attention from the dancers while I was here. I have been there in the past…

Fluffers

Sparland, Illinois

Two visits this summer

Ok so been here a couple of times this summer first time i did nit stay since the doorman told me that they did not have any girls working. It was about 10 pm and…

DX-Tohji

Kyōto, Japan

For the rich and stupid

Typical strip club bar in Japan that is waaaay overpriced. Out with coworkers and clients so we had to enjoy the night out and strip clubs or ktv has to be a part of it.…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Another good time in Bloomington

Tried visiting this club again and was not disappointed but don't expect extras. The club is on the south end of town and has a well lit parking lot. Met my the doorman and did…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Getting better over time. -Cayenne ;p

I have been to this place many times. I dropped in around 2 on friday the 13th. The bar and the setup has not changed. No cover but you must buy…

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Who'd You Rather: Kristi Ducati vs. Wendy Hamilton

I've been looking forward to this one. Two fresh faces from the early 90's. --- B-Movie Bracket: Kristi DUCATI vs. Wendy HAMILTON --- Kristi DUCATI Measurements Unvailable (32D?) PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1895 CLIP: (topless dancing) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d67759babe80 --- Earlier in the bracket, we featured Sara Suzanne Brown and touted her spot…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

Meh kind of Club

I arrived after a visit to Sugars and Parkersburg. It is on a frontage road off I-77. The frontage road winds through a large truck stop and on a dark rainy night I got a…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Criket Afternoon on a Tuesday

A couple Tuesdays ago I decided to hit the Criket, mostly because there's no valet there. I got there at 4:15 PM and since it was early there was no cover. After using the restroom…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Fun Afternoon Visit

Details regulars know: free parking, no cover, coffee $3, beers comparably priced, bathroom small and clean, troll-free. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the stage, but otherwise comfortable set-up. Several private booths with…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Fall at Desire

Outside: Large parking lot that always seems almost full and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet may not be open during the day every day. Inside: When you walk in there’s…

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Rate this potential mass shooter

Threatened to shoot 400. Was locked, loaded and ready to kill. In prison garb she is a solid 7.5 https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/09/17/alexis-wilson-mcalester-oklahoma-school-shooting-threat/

Tijuana

How long did it take to get Global Entry?

I applied for Global Entry card at the end of May, paid my $100 and began waiting. It's been 3.5, almost 4 months now, and the TSA website still says "Pending Review", and still no card for me yet.…

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OT: A take on the Impossible Burger - the all new Implausible Burger - LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4mQTNiK1NU

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These new articles are genius

I think I’m going to be a member here for a very long time.

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FYI Desi Dahls is a scam

Any of the girls with an email is a robot. If you email "are you a robot?" it writes back "oh my god this will be so much fun..." it includes pics of a naked woman

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Emergencies

If you really got to shit and the stall is occupied, do you shit on the sink or in the urinal?

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OT: if you need a little extra cash for clubbing, then maybe get a job at one of

The highest-paying company in 2019 pays a median salary of $170,929 — here are 9 other companies that pay the most In addition to offering exciting perks and benefits, employers today are offering competitive compensation in order to attract top talent. Using…

The East London Strip Club Scene

There are few really great places to see naked ladies in London that are anywhere near as much fun as they were 15 years ago. With a couple of exceptions, air dances are common, expensive upsells are frequent and genuine fun frustratingly rare. The least friendly atmosphere I've experienced has been at the club that has in the past offered the highest mileage. Whites, near Fenchurch Street, it a club, not a pub and charges an entry fee (I've paid £20).They often ask to store your bag at the door (I once left a work bag with a laptop in it and it was all present and correct on return). The girls are mostly European and Brazilian. In the standard…

How to meet up with TUSCLers, A Guide!

TUSCL has members from all over the USA, some members are so synonymous with the region/city they club in; shadowcat in Atlanta, lopaw in LA, Papi in Miami, Rick Dugan in Jacksonville, skibum in Providence, Subra in SF, Rogertex in Austin the list goes on and on. Maybe you thought to yourself, "How do I rub elbows with some of the great ones?" When on the road I and maybe you out there often wonder, how do I go about messaging these members to get them to hang out. It's not as easy as it's sounds. It's not just "hey man you wanna go to the club" no we have to complicate this. And maybe also you thought "Why would…

How a Strip Club Amateur Night Changed My Life

The year was 2013. I was 18 and had only recently lost my virginity to a long-time boyfriend. I was a nerd/tomboy (albeit one with great T&A), rarely wore makeup, and had zero fashion sense. The last word I would ever use to describe myself was “sexy.” I was always envious of women who oozed natural sex appeal and charisma. Their self-confidence and flirtatious manner was impressive, and I was amazed by the way they used those qualities to get what they wanted. To me, the women who most epitomized those qualities were exotic dancers. While I have learned over the years that this stereotype wasn’t true, I…

My First Strip Club Visit

I would like to tell my experience of my first visit to a strip club. It was 3 years back when I was 23 and me and my friends decided to visit a strip club on a fine summer evening when we were dining at a restaurant in downtown St. Louis. We searched for clubs in the area and surprisingly found almost all of them in the Metro east side, which is considered to be very dangerous. We selected Larry Flynt's Hustler Club (obvious choice now that I think about it) and were a little bit assured that it was right off the highway exit, so we don't have to go deep in a shady area. I had around $300…

SeekingArrangement.com, A Sage Speaks

All your life, you may have wondered how do I reign in these hungry hoes on seekingarrangement.com? How do I bag these begging bitches? Wonder no more, because a master pussy guru guiding light conquerer has just busted through the door. I am here now to rescue you from your mothers basement. Take my hand now as we venture forth, to the world of SA!!!!!! *QUE STARS WARS MUSIC* I cannot continue without first talking about my experience. I have been a sugar daddy in many avenues, in many a place. Out of my van, on the website Seeking Arrangement....and uh... out of my van. Here we will focus strictly on the app/website side of the house. Lets kick it. BUILDING A…

First Strip Club Experience

Had never been to a strip club before. This was my first experience.... Miami, Florida. Was sitting at a hooters watching an NFL game and getting drunk with the guy next to me. We start talking and he tells me he is an investor. Just made like 30 grand on some amazing stocks and was was trying to get me in the game. He was about 30 years older than me and it seemed he was in a state of wanting to leave a lasting impression on me with his stock advice / celebrating the money he just made. Anyway he tells me of this amazing club in the city called e11even and that he wants to take me. I told…

The Day I found out my ATF was a Man

I should have known.... The hints, the signs, they were all there.... I should have noticed..... We’ve known each other for years, she was athletic, very athletic and I’m into the athletic type. I thought it was a fit for me. We would play one on one in basketball and often times she would dunk over me, I didn’t know any girl that could that. I was wowed, although not as thrilled when her armpit hair would be jammed in my mouth during it but I forgive quickly. She was built too, we would hit the gym together and she would out bench me. And I bench 315. How many girls can do that? Hairy she was too, her legs, her arms, her…

Favorite experience - Panty Limousine

This is my first article. I thought I should share my favorite experience at a SC so far. This was also my first but not last adventure in a VIP room. First, let me tell you something about myself. I love panties, in particular thongs/g-strings. I find it so sexy to see that little piece of fabric wedged between some toned ass cheeks, better yet, a bald pussy. As strippers generally wear and dance in insanely small panties, I am a big fan of SCs. I stopped by a Greensboro club with 2 buddies around 9pm on a Sat night after golf. We called first to make sure that they were okay with golf shorts with pockets - they were. Great…

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A child was wandering the parking lot. Her mom? Working in the strip club, cops

A Miami mother was arrested this week she left her 3-year-old daughter in the car for hours while she worked, police said. Manouchika Daniels works at Lauderhill’s Vegas Cabaret. Daniels, 23, is charged with child neglect without great bodily harm. Her daughter…

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“Taxpayers should not continue paying blood and treasure to protect monumental c

Title says it all.

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“US Taxpayers Have Been Funding Big Business’s Wars for 233 + Years...” “US corp

“Since 1786, Congress has authorized subsidies to Big Business’s demand that US troops protect their unending drive to seize and exploit a weaker country’s raw resources or to monopolize overseas marketing” Title couldn’t say it all.

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Penthouse Club

Why is this Penthouse Club closing been mentioned so many times? Doesn't anyone read before they post that crap?

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OT: UGA verse Notre Dame

This game is too big to take a date to, I will be on the 40 wearing Black

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Why are some clubs open during the day...?

So there are a quite a few clubs in my area where I totally can not understand how their business model works to stay open during the day. For a club that is totally dead during the day why do…

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The penthouse in Detroit has been shut down!

But not the donkey shows!

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Clifford the Big Wed Dog is telling me Detwoit Penthouse is being shutdown

I got a second doghouse right behind there. Now who’s gonna vomit our back?

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This just in Penthouse strip club in Detroit will be shut down

We’ll keep our ear to the ground. Tom back to you.

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The Penthouse in Deteoit got shut down!

Everyone thinks it is because of extras but it is not. It is for health code violations. I dumped a load in their basement... 💩💩💩💩💩

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Girls with big natural B's

Where have all of them gone from the clubs? I have been looking relentlessly in NC,SC clubs, and I don't find that kind. Are you guys in the same boat? Or do you like the slimmer dancers? Or is it just…

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Detroit Penthouse Shut Down ?

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/09/18/penthouse-club-closes-prostitution-drugs/2363207001

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Feature dancer schedule of Pornstars

Is there a discussion thread/ site where you can get a consolidated list of upcoming feature dances from Pornstars?

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The beginning of the en

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/09/18/penthouse-club-closes-prostitution-drugs/2363207001/

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Houston club ?

Got a PM from another TUSCLer asking me if I knew of a Houston club called "The Crazy Bull" in Houston since it's not listed on TUSCL - anyone know anything about it? Seems it also goes by "El Toro Loco"…

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OT: In case you have a few million burning a hole in your pocket

Here’s what it’s like to live on the 123rd floor of the world’s tallest condo https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/18/heres-what-its-like-on-the-123rd-floor-of-the-worlds-tallest-condo.html

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Hickory-Smoked Barbecued Lamb of God

Faced with dwindling attendance after widespread scandals over pedophile priests and the consequent cover-ups, the Holy Roman Catholic Church (NYSE ticker symbol “HRC”) has been forced to reassess its marketing strategies. After millennia of dull, gray piety and flavorless white…

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OT: I usually think stuff like this is gibberish but maybe there's something to

Most people can tell if you’re rich just by looking at your face A new study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology posits there’s a good chance you can tell if someone is rich or poor just by…

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I just got new shoes

I list bought new shoes from my dealer. They must have been laced with something because I was trippin balls the rest of the day

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Who'd You Rather: Kelly T. vs. Vicca

Before this matchup, some explanation: When I was picking pictures, I basically just thought of the first 64 women that came to mind. I wasn't thinking about a bracket or the threads it would create. When a bracket came about,…

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"we lost 19 of our best guys" ~ Kumail Nanjiani answer after Ray Romano asks f

Plot goes like this: Pakistani-born boy meets white American girl. Boy breaks up with girl over cultural differences. Girl falls into a medical coma. Boy (Kumail) is thrown into an intens bonding experience with her parents, Terry (Ray Romano) and Beth (Holly

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Drinking and driving

Yeah I'm chilling on a dirt road Laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones Smoke rollin' out the window An ice cold beer sittin' in the console

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Why doesn't SC'ing feel like cheating?

For the past couple of years I feel as if I have somewhat been deprived. My Wife and I have sex 1-2 a week, but at my age (24) it's just not working for me. I had a ex GF…

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Loyalty?

Over the past 5 or 6 years I’ve written articles, many discussions, and innumerable comments regarding my all time favorite dancer. It should be noted that each PL may only have one ATF. Your ATF may change when you find…

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Vegas escorts

Hi, Do you know where to find the best escorts online? also, what would you say is the proportion of scam/ripoff? and what are the odds of falling in a trap/being held by hotel security? Basically, my concern is, what would you say are…

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Heading to Toronto with the Mrs.....

Looking for some recommendations for clubs for a trip in October. Haven't booked a hotel yet but looking for clubs that welcome couples where the Mrs. gets all the dance fun and mileage!!! Not renting a car but…

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Judge orders Penthouse Strip Club on 8 Mile in Detroit to padlock door for one y

A judge has issued a ruling that orders the Penthouse Club on 8 Mile to padlock their door for one year and orders all fixtures inside to be sold. The battle over the popular Detroit strip club began after the city…

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new orleans

what club gives you the best mileage or xtras in the french quarter?

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Bull Shit Commercials

Most people have heard or read that humans share 99% of their chromosomes with chimpanzees. No one seems to understand this better than the folks on Madison Avenue. Advertisers constantly take advantage of our chimp-like idiocy. When I watch TV…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Shut down again

yeah, I'm pretty sure this place is shut down once again, at least what some of my customers have said

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Dealing with a time limit...

So lately I have been branching out to a few other clubs. These new clubs have fixed 15/30/60 minute VIP options which are a totally new thing for me. A couple of the clubs the managers are awesome and either…

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Article Publishing idea

Put minnow and clubber in charge of determining whether they get published. Yay or nay?

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OT: Rate the slim-and-busty

Me likes - how bout you: https://66.media.tumblr.com/6c563fc4b8886eab4103127274a241e4/db8689815cef8d6a-d5/s1280x1920/ea0dbfeab0a13981302181b2d22c9987dc942319.jpg

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How much would you pay for a blowjob from this girl

She made over $100k on Instagram doing tongue tricks https://thechive.com/2019/09/16/instagram-model-makes-100k-a-year-because-of-her-unique-tongue-action-6-photos/ Link to her instagram in in the link

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“Wars are caused by one country's wish to take control of another country's weal

“There is almost always an economic motive underlying most conflicts, even if the stated aim of the war is presented to the public as something more noble.” Title says it all.

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Favorite Concert Evah

Title says it all. When was your favorite concert? Where was it? Who was it? Why was it? Example: 1977/Boston Garden/Pink Floyd/ In 1977 Pink Floyd toured "animals", floating pig and all. At that time they were…

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Poll: Do you turn the music down when driving through the hood

I recently found my self in Chicago’s rough and tumble south side. I knew shit was real despite that I had some urban music blasting,(to be specific it was “Seal-Kiss from a Rose”) windows rolled down. I come up to…

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Big Al's

How long has Big Al's in Peoria Ill been nude? I was there 10 or 12 years and I do not remember it being nude. Getting old?

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Seeking slender/athletic blonde stripper in OC

Any recommendations on a white slender to athletic built blonde stripper in Orange County, Ca?

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Huge breasts in Brooklyn?

Newbie here. Looks like a really cool community so shout out to everyone here. Was talking to my wife last night and she's dying for me to take her to a strip joint but she was adamant about…

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Neighbor with no bra.......

I am retired with two pensions and now work for my wife’s uncle in agriculture. My wife and I travel in our RV and usually stay on different farms or other non-camp ground locations. We have spent the summer in…

Tijuana

HK next week

Wish I could have made it out there to hang with ya'll this past weekend - looks like I'll be there Mon and part of Tue next week. Ready for some fun with my new CF BG.

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What Happens When We Die?

Nobody really knows for sure what happens when we die. I haven’t died yet but my lack of personal experience with death is not about to stop me from having a theory about it. I’m prepared to wager dollars…

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Who'd You Rather: Akira Lane vs. Shannon Tweed

It's back to the B-movie bracket with the queen of B-movies in the 80's and 90's versus a still-active starlet who should check off a lot of boxes if you are into asian women. Here we go. --- B-Movie Bracket: Akira…

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OT: R.I.P. Ric Ocasek

Ric Ocasek, The Cars’ lead singer, found dead https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/16/ric-ocasek-the-cars-lead-singer-found-dead.html

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OT: Attack on Saudi Oil fields scant attention from the media

The recent attacks on the Saudi Oil fields by Iran supposedly seems to be getting scant attention from the media. Anybody sense this? One of the reasons the US dollar is the world's currency is because we are expected…

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Question for all my Chicago people

Question for all Chicago people, Do you know of any bikini/lingerie bars near 5800 N. Lincoln Ave in Chicago? I passed by place about 8 months ago and I tried to find it over the weekend with no success. It…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still figuring this place out...

... and I’m not sure how to seal the deal, so to speak. First time I was there was early on a Saturday. Got a few dances downstairs, nothin seemed to be happening upstairs. About half the girls were very…

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Dancers who can stay in one place.

Kind of a spin off of the other thread of commuting. And asking the opposite type of question. By “stay in one place”, I mean work in one club, and work the same shifts at the same time and days?…

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2019 ULTIMATE REVIEW GUIDE: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW TO GET A FIRST TIME GO!!

I thought about making a an article but I know it couldn’t wait. The masses need it now. Tips and Tricks you need to get your review through. Drum roll please. Alright 3,2,1 here we go.... Wait until minnow and Clubber…