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Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Mid afternoon weekday visit

Decided to check out FlashDancers downtown at lunch today. Place is nice looking and there’s a bar in the front and a topless area in the back to get dances. The vibe was pretty mellow,…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Good, not great

I visited on Monday, Veterans Day. Walked right in, no cover. There were a couple dancers sitting at the bar with customers and one doing a stage set when I arrived. Ordered a beer,…

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Watch out! I upgraded the shit truck! 😈

I been busy hauling and dumping loads and I broke the Springs in da shitter pumper truck! I put new upgrades Springs on and I can haul bigger loads now! I am dumping bigger loads than ever...😈😈😈

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Not Getting any Better

It’s been over a year since I visited TC of Greenville. I didn’t have high hopes but wanted smoke a cigar drink a cold beer and see, maybe play with, some titties. I…

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What was the way you developed your wealth ?

Title says all

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

The same...in a good way.

Was coming back home down 80 this past Saturday and decided to make a quick pit stop into El Cab. I hadn't been there in a long time. It was always good for what it…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Landing Strip-- Solid, mid-tier option in Metro Detroit

Landing Strip has been my "go to" club over the past year. This is a composite review of probably 6 or more visits, mostly in the afternoon of various weekdays. The club is…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Waste of time

Sundays tend to be a bad night to hit the club. And this was that bad night. Three dancers but many patrons. Nobody tipping. They were more interested in the pool tables…

Politics

The best thing about Donald Trump is:

The fact that progressives are in hysterics over him in the oval office to the point it dominates their useless lives. Just the best fucking thing ever....next to skiing.

Angels

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Not what it used to be.

This place used to be pretty good back in the day, but I haven't had any fun here in at least 10 years. I stop in about once a year, although I'm not exactly sure…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Slow night, the dancers didn't take it all off

Visited Tuesday evening around 7pm. There was no cover charge. On Tuesday they use the small bar on the right after you enter. It looks like this https://tinyurl.com/vezcfp3 picture taken from the frontpage of their…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Skip at all costs !!!

Stopped by JR's alone knowing it was a full nude SC. Had a couple of drinks beforehand knowing alcohol was not served there. Did not drive but a parking lot in front of the establishment…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Surprise, SL is still a dive!

I've been in a slump lately. The strip club scene in Portland kind of sucks these days compared to the golden era. Everytime I try a new place I just kind of hate it. Dance…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Definitely back to normal at Cabaret!

Stopped by around midnight on Friday night. Parked one store down and outside bouncer was friendly. Said it wasn't a legal spot but he'd keep an eye on it since it's a nice car. Which…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

The Reliable Old Pickup Truck

The longstanding joke among guys I know in New Smyrna Beach and Daytona area is that the Bottoms Up club is like an old Ford pick-up. It may not look great... it may not…

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Was' up with mah penis?

It's time to discuss my penis on a public forum. Sometimes I can whack off, remain hard, and whack off again in under 5 minutes. My friends say they can't do that. Can any TUSCLers do it though?

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Top Notch Eye Candy!

I recently returned to St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”). It has long been one of my favorite strip clubs in the Houston area. The Church is a large club with a pretty good kitchen (by…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

Melanie at Ricks

Wednesday- well what a dead night. I was one of maybe 6 customers. After arriving and paying the cover, I hit the bar and ordered a bourbon. My first impression was to drink up and…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Nice clean place, with friendly staff

Came here on a Monday night around 2am. It's nice that it stays open till 5am which makes it flexible for a relaxing late night. Entering the place, was greeted by friendly front desk and…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Pretty much a total tourist trap now

Visited the Rail this past Saturday night. It wasn't particularly busy for a Sat night, and as a result the vibe suffered quite a bit. Ordered a beer. Will never get used to paying $10.75…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Review

There are 3 different clubs in this area and this is the only one where I have not spotted a condom in the parking lot ground. The club tends to be super quiet during the…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Mint - Lazy Sunday

Its been quite a while since I have hit the Mint in Miami. It has been a Miami mainstay for decades. It is a small urban club with a history of good and…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Low Expectations, but may have potential

This club is usually too far away for me to visit and I am generally a day shift PL, but I was in the area on a Monday night after a delayed OTC date at…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Great value on a Wednesday at the KOD

Was in town for a conference in St. Paul, and thought I would try a non-downtown club for once. I can South to King of diamonds and was not disappointed. Smaller bar/club with only one…

Omnia Blue Gentleman's Club

St. Petersburg, Florida

Great Night with Sasha

Came in drink with a group. Immediately had attention from multiple girls. Stage show was alright, but the personal attention we were getting was very good. Plenty of touching both ways from dancers and bartenders.…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

Not as bad as it used to be

I stop in here about once a month or so. I remember how terrible it used to be a few years ago. However every time I stopped in within the last year or so, it…

New Shakers

La Motte, Iowa

Better than it was...so there’s that.

Hadn’t been to Shakers in quite a while. I guess now they’re calling it the new shakers? I was excited to see that they built a real private dance area. I had…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Slow Sunday afternoon

Dropped in on a pit stop during a long car trip. This place is right off the highway. It’s part of a highway rest stop complex along with a gas station, convenience store, and family…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Second Trip

Made a brief stop here one night on a business trip. I didn't stay nearly as long as last time I went because I was getting really annoyed at more than one dancer who couldn't…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Dayshift better than evenings

I've been going to this club off and on for a few years now. I have tried a few others in and around Seattle, but I just keep coming back here. The club is off…

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Wife and I need couple-friendly recommendation for Phoenix/Scottsdale

She loves going but will only do dances if private - at least a curtain or no-peep booth. Any ideas.

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Miscellaneous ramblings

I’m in my mid 70’s and have only had sex with young women (under 35) for the last 10 years. One of my neighbors sent my sister a text saying that she had a friend in her late 50’s who…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Bella

Wanted to get a dance from bella , now shes not working there. Any1 know where she went

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Hypocrisy when dealing with strippers vs. "normal" girls?

I had this thought while in church of all places. When I learn of a mother in need in our congregation, whether it is toys for Christmas or something else, it goes without question that I will be among…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Amazing latino girl, best body ever.

This is my third time in Baby Doll. The club was still quite full after midnight even though I went there pretty late. As usual, the vibe was lively with a lot of girls around. I…

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SERENITY SIN NOW

TO MY BELOVED SERENITY SIN FOR SHE MAY BE THE ONLY GIRL LEFT ON THE ULTIMATE STRIP CLUB LIST WHO DOENT HAVE ME ON BLOCK, THEREFORE I PROPOSE MARRIAGE. NOW ITS TIME FOR A TUNE. SIRLAPDANCEALOT KINDLY PLAY THE FLUTE WHILE…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Should have gone to FOLLIES!

What is the definition of insane? Doing the same thing and expecting different results. So it was my time for monthly visit to Follies, but since i have read that PEP boys is…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Never do the Vip without a test drive!!!!

Visited here in both the afternoon and the evening. There were only a handful of girls working during the day. Most below average, but a couple of slim brunettes I would have loved to sample.…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

No Extras , but the view ain't too bad.

Back again , since I'm a huge fan of the Eastern Europeans... but you do end up paying for it. I visit this area frequently on business so it's convenient and these women are…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Best visit ever???

Have always liked this club, but rarely get to Indy so my visits have been few and far between. I usually try to make it during day shift, but this visit was during the…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Simulated Debauchery on Zip Code Place, Part I

I’m running about 3 weeks behind on reviews, so f*** me. Life sometimes gets in the way. Anyway, I went two nights straight to SR since I was in town on business sans car (I…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Second Visit Not As Good As First

After hitting CH3 on our first night in town and making a visit to Sapphire on the last night, we decided to make one more stop at the Palomino. We had a good experience there…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Awful new VIP

This has always been my go to club in the Phoenix area. It seems they have bouts of strictness and then things relax a little. For the past few months the club has…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

First Class

Good area of town. Valet parking at lot next door or street metered parking (tickets are likely if park for more than 2 hours--it is checked by Denver parking regularly). Convention Center is just…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Well worth the visit

Went twice on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons. Been a very long time since my last visit, oddly didn't recall the layout. Made my way to the bar and was immediately approached by Krista…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Football and fantasy

Took a trip to have some fun on a Sunday. Bar not too crowded and every football game was available. the lack of customers seemed to make the dollar parade worse as the girls just…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

A quiet enjoyable sunday afternoon visit

I visited about 2P on a quiet Sunday afternoon. I waited at the door for a few seconds to let my eyes adjust to the darkness. I found my way to the bar and…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Awesome visit thanks to a great girl

I am from Oklahoma and was visiting Chicago the first weekend of November for work. I decided to give the Pink Monkey a try. I was there late Saturday night/early Sunday morning between 2-4am. The…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Solid time on a thursday night

Went here on a Thursday night around midnight since I happened to be in the area. The Harem is located in a nondescript strip mall that has a bunch of other businesses and is a…

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Is Stiffler's mom a MILF?

https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=stifflers+mom&fr=mcafee&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fs.yimg.com%2Fsr%2Fimg%2F1%2F4175180a-071c-3bc6-af4c-bfa21fb7b2b1#id=-1&iurl=https%3A%2F%2Fs.yimg.com%2Fsr%2Fimg%2F1%2F4175180a-071c-3bc6-af4c-bfa21fb7b2b1&action=click Maybe if I was 16 but not now.

Porkey's Bar and Night Moves

Kaiser, Missouri

still open

tired of flirt and gq is this place still open? will be at the lake for thanksgiving weekend

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Still my go to spot.

It has been covered numerous times but someone always gets pissy if these items aren't covered. Ample parking. Right on Rt 35 south. Easy to get in and out. Very Safe neighborhood. There is a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Dont ask for Bambi, she's mine lmao

I took another trip to the Almighty Follies. There's no parking at pep boys you will be towed. But there are also a rent a cop driving around the parking across the street. But if…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Good for Game Day

So this is going to a bit of an abortive review, due to some unusual circumstances. I'll leave it to other members to judge if the info within is worth publishing. My ratings reflect my…

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My club is closed down

Club W is closed for renovations unfortunately..... So here’s the clubs that I will be scouting Johnnys Hitching Post NYC Gentlemen’s Club Exit 11 Lookers Anyone have any suggestions. I do not have a car so I will be working day shift unless the…

Medusas Playhouse

West Babylon, New York

Not worth it.

This was the first time I’ve been to this place. I recently started going to the Edision strip so I haven’t been to all of the places, this was my 3rd spot. I went early…

Omega

Yerevan, Armenia

Second visit for better observation

I decided to visit again without getting drunk to provide more info. The club provides a CRAZY MENU with some interesting options 1-Consummation with dancer: you invite the girl on your table and pay for her…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Blonde at the zebra

Stopped in here on my way to a business meeting. Walked right in and sat at the bar. Bought a drink and within 10 seconds had a blonde stripper next to me. I was their…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Slow Sunday Stop

I made a rare Sunday early afternoon visit. My experience has been Sunday afternoon's tend to be slow, fewer dancers, and IDK could be me but the quality is lower than weekday shifts. This was…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The dancer from hungary

The layout of this place hasn't change so I won't go in to that. I stopped in on a Thursday night and the place was packed as usual. There were probably 30 -…

Headlights Go-Go

Elizabeth City, North Carolina

Recreation Center for Adults in Elizabeth City NC

Does anyone know any thing about the Recreation Center for Adults on U S 17 north of town between merge with Business Route 17 and the northern end of the Bypass? It looks like it could be a strip…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Eh. Ok

Was in Providence on business and stopped at the Zebra and Desire but not much was happening at either place. I decided to try out Fantasies since I had never been there before.…

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On Lollipops

I was getting dances from some Colombian smoke show of girl who had a 🍭 in her mouth the whole time. I have decided that this is a mega turn on for me and I have no idea why. While…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Delayed visit to the Bird

With the new rules at the 19th hole and the closing of BP ( although I spoke with a former dancer there that stated they may be opening again in December....just a rumor…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Foxxy Lady

Went there at 4 pm on a Tuesday and there was only one girl working but she was a smoking hot young ebony. Only a couple other locals hanging out (not tipping) and she eventually…

Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Another good visit

Misty is not closed, they have moved to a new location. The new address is mentioned at the entrance door. I went in on a Thursday afternoon and there were about 10 men inside and…

Babylon

Austintown, Ohio

Worth checking out.

I arrived late on Saturday. No cover. It’s open even if it may not seem so . Not many cars, but We were there already so We went on…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Nearly a diamond in the rough ie Linden NJ!

Im not familiar with the area Linden but seems reasonable. Then you arrive at Taboo where the entire property and parking lot is surrounded by a fence as if it were some jail. Parking is…

Mirage

Rochester, New York

A hot blonde was what I needed

I hadn't been to the Mirage for quite a while, and decided to stop by for a quick visit. I ordered a drink at the bar and was immediately approached by a hot looking blonde…

Club Onyx

East St. Louis, Illinois

Too crowded to enjoy

I visited onyx after midnight last Friday. The cover was $20 and I was in after a pat down and walk through the metal detector. First thing I noticed upon entering was that…

Stiletto's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Well I had to see how it was

So this was my first club in New Orleans so I would definitely say my expectations were high. The first thing is while your walking down Bourbon St they will be calling at you…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Wear sweatpants

Went in on a weekday early afternoon. To my surprise there were other customers there too. Plenty of dancers too. Sat at the bar ordered a couple drinks. The girls I…

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Three Brushes with Mental Illness

I’ve had three brushes with mental illness in my life (so far). Two of them affected significant others and one affected me. Mrs. Hornibastard #1 started getting weird towards the end of our relationship. At the time, her problem…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Lollipop 🍭 Girl

Was in a Elizabeth thought I’d stop at Taboo. Area is fine. Parking lot, a little crowded but you should get a spot. This was Sunday night too I wasn’t expecting it to be busy.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

had fun for sure

I got there around 12:30 or 1 on a Sunday. I would hold off until later, like other reviewers said. They have a shift that starts at 3 I think, so there are more dancers…

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Stiletto-shaped bathtub, lavish amenities highlight Jupiter chateau

Alan Markovitz, the Detroit strip club owner, has a house for sale. https://valliantnews.com/2019/11/17/stiletto-shaped-bathtub-lavish-amenities-highlight-jupiter-chateau/

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls Dallas Detailed Review

So recently I made a few visits to the famed Baby Dolls Dallas. A favorite dancer of mine moved there and I decided to give the club a shot once again. Baby Dolls is mid to…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Friday night visit

I stopped by bottoms up last Friday night. I got there around 11pm and had to pay $10 to park in the lot since all of the street parking in front of the club was…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

One of my two Atlanta favorites

Came on Sunday night (following Saturday afternoon visit with same girl); stayed from about 9pm-12am. Vibe/Space: My main gripe (for someone who usually stays either in downtown ATL or Decatur on his visits) is that Blaze…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Some Changes at Crazy Horse

Crazy Horse has been my regular San Francisco Club for over 10 years. It's always been a bit dated, dog-eared facility. But there has been a change in ownership/management. Most of the same staff still…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Limited privacy, but good looking ladies and fun dances

The Go Go Rama has free parking. Lot is a bit dim at night, but seems safe. It’s by a street that’s fairly heavily traveled. There is a $10 cover charge and a 1 drink…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

Not like it used to be

This has been my favorite club in southern Missouri for awhile. I live 2 hrs away, when I get to town for business I always go. I got there a few minutes before…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Bring back old follies

So I’ve been going here for a long time now and It’s nowhere near as good . While you still get mileage , the quality of the women are going down more and more .…

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39 - and counting, and clubbing

Wife and I celebrated 39th anniversary last weekend. And she’s OK with me clubbing Anyone else in that usual pairing of circumstances? Long term married, and wife OK with your clubbing? (well – lower case ok) Or I am a statistical outlier?

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice, but wish rooms weren't so expensive

Without a subscription to NFL Pass, I decided to hit this club to catch my team play, as they've a lot of TV screens for you to watch and management will accommodate your requests for…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Meh

First time here. Very strange experience. I was hoping to chat and then get some dances, so I sat at the stag. Girls would come around for a tip, but no…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Saturday early afternoon

Went on a Saturday early afternoon at around 2:00 PM. There is a parking garage that always has space around this time and there is no vale at this time like there is at night.…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Heartbreakers

I only get to Milwaukee occasionally, but when I do, and my schedule allows, I stop by Heartbreakers. The parking is not generous, but I always seem to find a spot. The lot is around…

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Dancer Listings

I see no reason not to allow dancers to create a listing for themselves. The could the be reviewed. Thoughts?

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Fun to whip Auburns Ass again

Sometimes it is like punching a fat kid... just gets old after a while but it is always fun to beat those whiney crybaby bitches at Auburn. Although there is no good pussy over there, have to take your

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Just a guy doing what he has to do. :) It served a purpose

Im not going to describe the place, its a large, dumpy bar. Ive never been in the bathroom here, but the private dance room is small and exactly as you…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Ok night

The club is nice and pretty well appointed. It is small though and might get crowded. The great thing is that you can get private booth dances downstairs and completely private rooms upstairs. You can…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Friday afternoon

Had the unusually free afternoon on a Friday, so while I was driving past I decided to stop in. aesthetically nothing has changed. You walk in the building into a porno store, pay the clerk…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Long live the Axe!

Just when you think that the world has moved on from clubs with a sense of fun, never to return from a bland new world of standoffish tedium with all the excitement of watching a…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

What I expected, scratched the itch

Went on a Thursday night around 10 after working late. Needed a cold drink and something to look at. Plenty of girls there, though I am fairly particular and like some curves.…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheap fun, hot girls, happy camper

On my last night in Vegas, I wanted to see Chicas Bonitas and Palomino. It was nearly midnight on a Sunday and I ubered from the Aria for about $17. I chose to go to…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Not as bad as usual

What up guys, been here before. Same run down exterior(although they may have painted). Same run dive bar interior. A small main stage w/ pole. A side stage w/ pole. The bathroom was brighter(they added…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

TUSCL Meetup ... but no one knew.

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived on a Sunday at 2:00 PM. Not busy but not dead. It's better to get there around 3:00 PM. That's when a lot more dancers are scheduled to come in. Did…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Candy Store is full of sweets

After a sabbatical from the strip club scene, I have been making the journey to CS for the past couple of weeks. The layout of the club is as it has been described, but the…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Might Return to Its Glory Days in Time

I heard that they had reopened the main part of the club (closed since before the fire), so figured I would check it out. I had been by a few months ago, when the…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Monday night

Came in on a Monday about 3 weeks ago as I was in town for work. Caught the football game - the setup is ok to watch sports with enough TVs but I was…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Club has lots to offer. Need to hang out here more often....

Started my night at Dollies across the street and it was horrible. 1/2 hour and no one even came on stage or any attention. Around 8 pm, so decided to try Blondies for the first…

Madam Cabaret

Munich, Germany

Stopover in Munich

First time in Munich, decided to check out a strip club and grabbed a ride down to Madam after a quick online search. Arriving at the door, there was a door guy taking cover…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

The Girls are Leaving

Primary review on visit from Friday evening, ~ 6pm. Parking lot was fairly full, had to circle a couple times to find a spot empty from someone who just pulled out. No cover…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

So many blondes.

Arrived about 3:45 to a nearly full free parking lot. The entrance is in the back as there is no entrance on the Michigan Ave side. As usual very dark entrance between the…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Good, but could have been better

I'm afraid to say so, but the Parrot is decaying. Was hoping that now that Foxys and Cabaret are no more, the little talent that worked there would have migrated to the RP, but sadly…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

High mileage but pricey

I went in about 7pm. I paid the cover and bottomless soft drink fee. The place was pretty empty, and a plus-size dancer was coming on. She had some moves, though. The setup is a…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Love it!!!!

One of the best places to hang out!!! Managers are so professional and the staff is awesome!!! The performers are so beautiful, and professional... outstanding!!!

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Love it!!!!

One of the best places to hang out!!! Managers are so professional and the staff is awesome!!! The performers are so beautiful, and professional... outstanding!!!

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

excellent choice for first-timer in Phoenix

I’m glad I used tuscl for Phoenix. I had no idea there were so many venues. I chose Bourbon Street for the review rating and I’m happy I did. The area is…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Thank goodness for faves!

Made a return visit to Dirty's to see if one of my faves was there. Lucky for me she was and looking real good too! She was busy finishing up with a custy so I…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Pleasantly surprised....

I was driving from New York to Ohio. I checked TUSCL to see what was available on the way and I found a little gem in Erie, PA. The club doesn’t look like much from…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

OK for AL

As I drove up I remembered I had been in this place many years ago. Industrial park, parking lot fenced in felt very safe about the area Arrived about 7 PM no…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Home of the Big Butt

On Saturday night I returned to Wonderland in Providence for the first time in a couple of years. I had avoided this club because my previous visits left me feeling like that old Rolling Stones…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Still the same club I remember

I arrived at around 7pm. I had one goal in mind, and that was to check out the menu and go upstairs with one of the dancers. I walked in paid my $5 and signed…

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Political posts

Do not start any more political posts anywhere but in the politics group. I will have a very short fuse on anyone who does not follow this simple request.

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UK media: Prince Andrew’s sex claims rebuttal a PR disaster

Prince Andrew agreed to a TV interview to try to explain his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile, and to deny he slept with Epstein's underage sex slave. I have not seen the interview, but it did not seem…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong is amazing but everything goes by formula

I prepared for my trip to HK and Tijuana for weeks. I was going to San Diego and had ½ a day off on Tuesday. I read all of the great SCL recommendations. Watched “Docunography”.…

LaRouge is ok, but nothing like the original Lido

I was a frequenter of the old Lido club when their locations changed and they really seemed like an underground club. When all of the girls were really GND types and when you could…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

What The Hell Is A Spearmint Rhino, Anyway?

Spearmint Rhino is downtown within easy walking distance of many hotels, restaurant, and bars. The cover charge was $10, collected by a large guy in a suit with a wire in his ear. The club…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not Too Dreamy, But Not a Nightmare Either

Dream Girls is in downtown Minneapolis within easy walking distance of the Target Center and numerous hotels. There’s also a light rail station right out front, so it’s very easy to get to. The club…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

New to me!

Be careful at this place! Bring plenty of cash if you cannot to say no to some super hot Cuban ladies! During my vacation I have decided to check out this establishment. Parking is $2…

Omega

Yerevan, Armenia

Not bad for a night to get drunk

Tge club is under a new management. Entrance fee has been increased from 5000AMD to 10000 AMD but you'll get a free shot of whiskey. It was much less crowded than the old days and most…

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2 shot, 1 killed outside strip club

Club Venus is on Michigan Avenue on the west side of Detroit. This is a bad area with a lot of crime and drug use. My ATF worked in this club for 15 minutes before she bailed. https://valliantnews.com/2019/11/16/2-shot-1-killed-outside-strip-club/

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Is VH_Kicks Illiterate or is he just retarded

https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=69589#comment992237 ^^^ proof

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My Most Romantic Moment

My most romantic moment was not what you might expect. There was no nudity involved. There were no orgasms. The setting was not candlelit. We were not alone in some idyllic garden setting or in a tropical mountainside hot spring…

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Iowa man accused of opening fire in strip club lot after debit card rejected for

Don't reject my debit card! https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending-now/iowa-man-accused-of-opening-fire-in-strip-club-lot-after-debit-card-rejected-for-private-dance/1009312312

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Atlanta clubs on Saturday night?

Had to drive down to ATL, completely unplanned and staying here tonight. Wondering which club is worth a visit? I read that Follies is not the place to be at night. What would experts here recommend? Prefer Big natural boobies 😋

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

Why are reviews for Diamonds Caberet listed under Body Language

The clubs couldn't be more different. Just because the Body Language is at the same address as Diamonds used to be doesn't mean they are anything alike

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Can anyone recommend a club for me in Houston?

I know about Houston. Okay, I know about Houston. I am thinking of going through there for just a night or two. Can anyone help??

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UK man, 32, nearly died after parasite crawled up penis, laid eggs as he swam in

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/man-parasite-laid-eggs-lake-africa

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OT: In case you're in NYC and need to get to the airport in a hurry

Uber’s $200 helicopter taxi: Manhattan to JFK airport in 8 minutes flat Weaving through Manhattan’s busy traffic can be a pain — especially for travelers rushing to catch a flight. But now, passengers starved for time have another option: Uber’s helicopter…

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Re-emergence of cocaine as the stripper drug of choice

When I first started clubbing in the northeast, weed and cocaine were definitely the stripper drugs of choice. But when I moved south of the Mason Dixon line, it seemed like opioids were far more prevalent. The nasty…

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Amazon Getting into the Mail Order Bride Business!

We all knew it was just a matter of time. If there is a potential to make some money, somebody is going to exploit it. Starting after the first of next year Amazon will begin offering mail order brides sourced…

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Best comment on "make it rain" behavior

From an outside thread: "Yes, the 'make it rain' assholes piss me off. If I had I that kind of cash, I'd be up there copping feels all night long, one dollar at time." That made me lol

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Favorite cocktail

Many of you know that my favorite cocktail is the gimlet. Be it the modern 2/3-1/3 recipe or the older 1/2-1/2 it is hard to beat the classic. However, we rick’s are nothing if not epicures, so we enjoy many…

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Miscommunication

After I mowed the lawn this morning, I asked my wife if she would edge the grass when she finished her coffee. Later, I walked outside to her screaming at the lawn, "Don't you dare cum yet!"

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I can always respect a fellow bargain hunter

https://nypost.com/2019/11/16/seattle-police-captain-busted-by-his-own-cops-in-prostitution-sting/

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South Florida man linked to wide-ranging sex trafficking ring

"A third woman came forward in September, claiming she traveled from Fort Lauderdale with several of Foster's girls to engage in sex at various strip clubs in the Detroit area." https://www.local10.com/news/crime/south-florida-man-linked-to-wide-ranging-sex-trafficking-ring

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He went to buy cocaine and Molly. While he was gone, they stole his guns

"While an Islamorada man went to a strip club to buy cocaine and Molly one night last month, two men he knew burglarized his house and stole six guns" You can buy drugs in strip clubs? And stealing a bro's…

Politics

President Trump doing excellent job draining the swamp

The president promised he would drain the swamp, and he's doing exactly that. Mike Flynn is awaiting sentencing and now Roger Stone has been convicted. Both are stocking up on KY jelly thanks to President Trump's determination to fight corruption.…

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San Diego to COI

I’m going to be in San Diego for two nights in December. Would I be crazy to Uber up and back one night? Not interested in doing TJ but want more mileage than I’d get in San Diego.

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Who’s gotten a dance from this hottie? Or rate her.

https://youtu.be/QfCCBCMQb1s Looks like she is a Deja Vu gal, so might not be that fun. But dayum.

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Hanging with Rick Dugan

Matching white suits. Strutting down the street in unison to the song “Rhythm of the Night” by Debarge. It was a rough neighborhood, but soon even the minions of the ghetto joined us in our dancing march to the strip…

Politics

Roger Stone clutches the bible as he is found GUILTY of lying to Congress about

Another Trump advisor convicted: Roger Stone was found guilty Friday of seven charges of lying to Congress He was found guilty five counts of making false statements to Congress and single counts of obstructing a congressional proceeding and witness tampering Stone could…

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PUBLIC IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS

So far has worked the people get to realize and see for themselves the Con man they have as President.

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Salma Hayek throwback video

Thank me. I'm welcome. https://www.instagram.com/p/B42pxqmJS93/?utm_source=ig_embed

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I came to this place to learn how to pay hoes 4 dee sexy time but

Instead I learn how to be a rich stud and a classy dude Yep not only do I play poker professional I just became Industrial Manufacturing Production Technician My future is set I’m definitely going to be a sugar daddy Like the real

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Strip Club name and ownership change/ How do I write review?

The old Arety’s Angels SC here in Pensacola has changed ownership and is now Staxxx. Should I start a new review chain or just do my review under Arety’s. There is significant inside remodeling done and new administrative changes…

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Mayoral Candidate Sarah Iannarone is Requesting $8.74 from Portland Strippers Th

This candidate supports the decriminalization of sex work: Mayoral candidate Sarah Iannarone today requested all Portland strippers donate $8.74 to her campaign. The move follows incumbent Mayor Ted Wheeler's announcement yesterday that he will limit contributions from individuals to $5,000—and will not…

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Spanish word of the day; Believing!

Senor Trump will not believing the White House in 2020!

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Mayor: Gary worker plowed strip club, facing discipline

I would buy this worker a beer at the strip club. Gary city worker photographed plowing Honey’s Private Gentlemen’s Club during Monday’s snowstorm is under investigation, Mayor Karen Freeman-Wilson said. She confirmed the investigation during Tuesday’s city council meeting. She also offered…

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Misconceptions about Middle Eastern and Muslim Immigrants

This isn't a thread to say... If you think this way you're an awful, racist person. Truthfully, everyone comes to the beliefs they come to because their experiences of the world have told them that belief is true. So if…

Tijuana

Anyone ever buy anything for a TJ Zona Girl?

Of course there is food, drink, and fichas. But I mean things more durable. 1. Those sidewalk school girls, with their wedgies. I guess the sidewalk has its limitations, but in the bedroom away from there, they would…

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Women have a right to place a high price on themselves...HOWEVER...

Women, are no matter how many plastic surgery jobs they get, cannot be easily reproduced on the assembly line. It takes 9 months to make them and too many years to grow them. They're human and are priceless. So gentlemen,…

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Grossed thine you have ever seen in a club lap dance room

I have been in many clubs all over the country and have seen many things. I have been in clubs where the dance area is open with folding chairs but anything goes and have seen a dancer giving a BJ right…

Tijuana

Tj visit! Does it fulfill fantasies? At what price?

This is my first post in this forum. I have plans to visit TJ HK in Jan. I read many discussions in regards to what to carry and how to be careful. I even got an idea of what prices are…

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San Diego

Hi everyone I am visiting San Diego for a business trip in a few weeks, I’ll have two nights where I am free and I want to visit a few strip clubs there. I mostly like going to clubs with…

Tijuana

Question about the ladies (and a few others)

Sorry this is a re-post from the main club page, looks like it's more active here. 1.) I've probably read about 60 reviews and would love to visit soon (family in SD), I understand there's all shapes and sizes of…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Question about the ladies.

I've probably read about 60 reviews and would love to visit soon (family in SD), I understand there's all shapes and sizes of latina's there, but I'm looking for one with just ridiculous tits, like bimbo pornstar big. I'm curious…

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Sounds like big changes coming, would you like to see the profile pages Myspaced

Before you say no immediately to my question because I already know you did. Somebody mentioned it before me I don’t want to take the credit but this could be the inevitable step to the future in recruiting more dancers…

Club GQ

Lake Ozark, Missouri

Take out

Any1 know which girls would be good for a threesome?

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Things strippers say: "I need to go make money"

But you're making money with me, about $100k a year. Sure, if I wasn't paying anything, I get it; she can't be spending time with a non-spender. But telling a spending customer that she wants to go make money after…

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Ditching ATF

I was seeing a dancer in LV for regular OTC encounters . We stopped seeing each other for a reason I won’t disclose but just wondering.. How would you go about returning to the club to find a new CF.. I…

Politics

OPEN IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS HAVE BEGUN

Live Democracy Now, House Intelligence Committee https://www.democracynow.org/live/watch_house_of_representatives_intelligence_committee PBS News Hour, Impeachment Hearings w/ News Hour Commentaries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp34CJLYhIk Enjoy: https://img.thrfun.com/img/091/829/popcorn_x1.jpg SJG

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How you know a dancer is having a slow day

At one of my favorite clubs, I recently had a misunderstanding with one of the dancers. She’s semi-famous for being somewhat...temperamental. The last time I was at the club, she sent me a text while the customer she…

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Avatars

Beside each name is a spot for an avatar which may be used to differentiate or identify your unique name or identity. While watching Congressional hearings today, I started looking at many. There are some, like ATTACdawg’s which is just…

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Speaking of ex-wives: ‘I thought I got shot’: Sarah Palin describes finding out

[Warning: Contains Attorney Bashing but No Nudity] In an interview with Christian activist and author James Dobson, former Alaska governor and 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, said that she found out while checking her email inbox that her husband,…

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Came across some unusual ITC bathroom action today...

So I was at different club today to see a CF who moved. They had a bathroom upstairs sort of hidden away. There was a single toilet stall with a full length door that completely concealed it. It was locked…

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Review tweaks

Looks like Founder has tweaked the review publishing - seems like a review now requires 7 total-votes instead of 5 and 4 up-votes instead of 3, to get published - e.g.: https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=364598

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GOP lawyer rant misfires: A GOP Senator Tried, and Failed, to Quote Jesus in Def

[ Why here, not in Politics Forum? 1)Because of recent posts HERE about and by attorneys. 2) Because it's more of a joke about being ignorant than about a serious political topic 3)It points out the positive role…

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FunnyCrazyPolitics - Christian Preacher: Critics of Donald Trump Are Being Drive

Speaking on The Jim Bakker Show yesterday, End Times preacher Irvin Baxter claimed that people who criticize Donald Trump are being guided by Satan. “Those who hate the cross, they hate Trump,” Bakker said. “There is a spirit of anti-Christ in…

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Strip club related: Lauderhill kidnapping and robbery

Police are investigating an overnight incident in which two men claim they were robbed by masked gunmen as they were leaving a Lauderhill adult entertainment club. Officers were called to the scene at a home off Northwest 22nd Street in Sunrise…

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Did my review not pass the review process or did I just not hit send?

I submitted a review yesterday and it hasn’t been posted and it never occurred to me until now that there is no way to see submitted reviews that are pending or rejected,correct? I would have no idea why it would’ve…

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IYO underrated TUSCL clubs

Do you have a club that you think is might be better than the ratings would indicate? In the the past it may have been bad and only now the ratings are all jacked up on it. https://www.tuscl.net/listing.php?id=4121 I think this is…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Lacey

Does anyone know what the deal is with Lacey? She's definitely my favorite at Millstream but is often not there even when she is listed on the schedule.

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

New name....

Seriously, are they trying to go out of business?... 95 percent of guys will never be able to find the bar now... 😁😄😂

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Retiring from Retirement

As of today, I am retiring from retirement. I’ve been retired for a year plus a couple of weeks. I gave retirement a fair try. But now I am sick and tired of retirement. It has been a…

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DACA

It i’s truly pathetic that you have to turn to a discussion group on TUSCL to read something rational about DACA. But that’s how crappy and distorted the mainstream news media coverage has become (and that includes CNN, MSNBC, The…

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Question

How can I become a stripper for a club?

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Damn. We don't need this kind of stuff.

INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) — The manager of an Indianapolis strip club believes a man tried to “blow the building up” after getting kicked out. 33-year-old Nicholas Miller of Greenfield faces charges of attempted arson and criminal recklessness in the case. Both charges…

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How Creepy Is This? TUSCL Vote -5 to +5 Rapper T.I. says he takes his t

+5 - Not Creepy At All. Healthy Father - Daughter Relationship 0 - Ambivalent, No Strong Feelings Either Way -5 - Not Just Creepy But Sick. Control Issues?? Rapper T.I. says he takes…

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Have you ever kissed a stripper on lips or sucked her boobs during a lap dance?

Some strippers are more open to touching than other so figured i would just ask

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Ontology is the philosophical study of being

Ontology is the philosophical study of being https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontology Having reached a point decades ago where it seemed like my career had been boxed in, turned into something just to get money, and that becoming more and more difficult. What had been lost was…