Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Ease into the New Year

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Jan 3, 2020, 5:30 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Stumbled into Kittens on New Years Day after a miserable time at Pandora's. The difference between the two clubs was night and day. Totally worth the drive down south. Everyone knows now about the $10 cover and $6 drink to get in. That's a $4 savings from the other club.

Beyond price, the real value is in the talent on stage. Even though they eventually closed the first stage, the rotation of girls dancing were still way hotter than anyone in the building at Pandora's that night. The guys (and girls) in the audience seemed to agree too. A fun group sitting up front were throwing cash like confetti, making it rain during all the performances. Unlike Pandora's, the girls here actually dance and do pole tricks and flash some vag and don't look like they hate being at their jobs. Some names I recall are Nova, Hennessey, Dallas, Micah (the one from Pandora's), and Radiance. All sorts of slim to fit body types and nice mix between black, white, and hispanic girls. All the girls looked pretty decent and no one was really sloppy. The vibe was lively and everyone was in good spirits in the new year.

Upon sitting down and receiving my drink two girls came over immediately for the double dance upsell. A blonde in a schoolgirl outfit with some bolt ons and a forgettable light skinned AA or Latina. Hard pass for me. Let me take a sip of my water first before you try and get me to go back for dances. Spent some time enjoying the stage dances. Lots of girls stepping up their game with handstands and impressive acrobatics on the pole and lots of ones raining down on them consequently. Felt like I was in Portland, minus the alcohol and vegan snacks.

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