Ted alert

steeldog65
I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
Something seems to be going wrong with my OTC encounters recently. On the last 3 at 1 point or another the girl has asked about spending the night with me and waking up in the morning and one even asked if I was looking for a real relationship. I think perhaps I am too nice when I OTC with the girls. Does this happen to others? These were all 1st time encounters and we met at a hotel. Call I know it's not because I'm good looking, rich, or have of magnificent schlong.

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  • Nidan111
    5 years ago
    It must be your smile. Maybe, your tongue. I hear that makes up for a not so magnificent schlong. That use to happen to me in my younger days when I was much more flexible. When I had six pack abs and full flexibility in my torso, I would use my tongue on their clit while simultaneously fucking them with my schlong. They immediately asked me to marry them. That reminds me, I need to lose some weight for 2020. Yep, just found my New Years resolution..... get that torso flexibility back!
  • gSteph
    5 years ago
    Good thing you never slipped out at a critical moment 😉
  • herbtcat
    5 years ago
    I think you mean "slipped out at a clitoral moment." :P
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