Finally fun in Philly

In town for business and finally made it to La Pearl. Previous reviews sounded off the hook so I needed to give this place a visit. I’m not from the hood but paid the door cover to a guy standing by the door. No chair or stand by the door but assumed that the guy was legit and not scamming me. Upstairs was closed so when I walked in the narrow bar and took a seat in the middle. To my left at the end of the bar was a guy getting a long grind. This seemed to go on for at least 30 minutes. I got a Corona. These come in small bottles and are cheep. I took some time for someone came around to entertain. Star was the dancer. $5 laps. Let’s go for a handful. Nice long grind. After the first song she exposes her top. I’m sitting in the middle of the bar, Star ‘s tits are out and nobody even looks sideways. Got my second beer - and waited for another dancer. Forgot her name but she was amazingly built. I was able to get a seat at the end of the bar. Again $5 laps and tits in mouth, tits in hand, her hands with a gentle hand shake. Wanted this to go on for a long time, but at 10:00pm it was closing time. The lights came up and the bar stools upside down on the bar. Like Cinderella at the stroke of the clock? Oh how the magic disappeared when the lights come up.

Over all I felt safe and will return when I can get back to Philly. The big downside is that it does close early. Not sure how they decide when the upstairs club is open. I can’t wait for some “VIP/closet” fun.