Less than Erotic time at Erotic Cafe

This club looks pretty beat up from the outside. It shares a parking lot with an equally seedy hotel. I had come here years ago for a bachelor party and remembered high mileage and privacy in the LD room, so I wasn't discouraged by the appearance. I should have been.

Walk in, $20 that covers 2 waters/sodas (its BYOB). They wanted to hold on to my 6 pack and keep it cold. Which sounds great except the move is to tip them every time they get you your own beer. One of the bartenders was very cute and friendly (Nikki?)

Talent was limited. Maybe 7-8 girls, but it was only 8pm on a Friday. A few girls seemed to spend entire time in corner on phones. I kept waiting (like 30mins) for someone to come by and chat me up. In the end I walked over to a girl (asian, cute, fake large rack) who just came out of the LD area for a dance. She said yes but she needed to use the powder room. 15 mins later she grabbed me and back we went.

My only other trip here (over 10yrs ago) I remembered a very liberal, not closely monitored LD room. We sat down and she asked for $120 up front. Somewhat desperate, I agreed, hoping to let loose on those large fake knockers. Less than 10 mins later we were done, only half the dance was topless and only got my hands on the goods for about 1 minutes toward the end. Bouncer hovering the entire time. Disappointing, although my bad for paying up front like a rookie.