Par for the course

I rarely go to Vanity. I’m a quasi regular at Columbus Gold but sometimes I’ll walk next door if all of the dancers at CG are occupied or I’m stuck with the wrong dancer, etc. On this day, the wrong dancer sat next to me and was pushy so I came next door. It was the afternoon so there was no cover. The best thing that I’ll say about Vanity is that if you’re short on time and don’t want to spend a ton of money, you can just sit at the bar and watch a parade of women dance on stage. In the afternoon hours at the other strip clubs, there really isn’t much stage dancing but the manager keeps a steady rotation of women dancing on stage.

I was sitting at the bar for about twenty minutes and the dancers just weren’t that appealing. I was about to leave and I just flat out asked the bartender (Bristol) if she dances at all. She’s probably late 30s but had a body type that I like. Kind of like a former soccer player with a nice strong ass and thighs. I did a two for $40 with her. We went to a background and passed a dancer and PL in the room next door. She popped her top off (kept her shorts on) when we got backstage and just kind of awkwardly stood there while waiting for the next song. I’m used to them sitting on my lap but whatever. One thing that I hate in particular about Vanity is the chairs aren’t extremely wide, so you can only spread your legs so far so it’s hard to get a really good grind.

The song started and she began dancing. She’s a good dancer but it’s a complete air dance. I legitimately don’t think she made contact with me once. Pretty soon after we started, I had my hands on her thighs (I was going to let her lead). All of the sudden I hear a loud “Watch your hands.” She started laughing and said it must be the room next door. I kept my hands on her (never even touched tits or ass) and a minute later, I heard it again. She again insinuated that it must be next door but I just gave up. I tipped her $5 as we split but overall it was about par for the course for Vanity