Mine is bullshit. 3 way sounds great but the shadow puppets for my zodiac sign show 2 dudes instead of 2 chicks. So Fuck 2020 and its horoscopes. Happy New Year to all you non-Virgos, lucky bastards.
I love missionary. But I've never used a cock ring. I'll just keep it real and say I'll probably never try it. Unless a TJ chica whips one out while I'm drunk.
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last commentAccording to this LOL I may be in for an even better year than 2019 - so no I'll keep my Zodiac Sign :-)
Oddly, I've done mine. But only once.
Bouncing Reverse Cow “Person” ?!? WTF?!? Well, I guess it could be two homos fucking, but still!
Mine is bullshit. 3 way sounds great but the shadow puppets for my zodiac sign show 2 dudes instead of 2 chicks. So Fuck 2020 and its horoscopes. Happy New Year to all you non-Virgos, lucky bastards.
Missionary? Uh, I've done that. Every year since, well, a long time. Probably do it again this year.
What kind of future predicting horoscope is this?
Lot of been there, done that for me on this list...
I wonder why Pisces is last on the list? Also I question the heading. "(Feb. 19 - March 20): Bouncing Reverse Cow Person".
If it isn't a cow GIRL, I damn sure what nothing to do with it!
Shadowcar wants to do the 69 position with ron jeremy
I love missionary. But I've never used a cock ring. I'll just keep it real and say I'll probably never try it. Unless a TJ chica whips one out while I'm drunk.
^^^^ cool article.
SJG