Mine is bullshit. 3 way sounds great but the shadow puppets for my zodiac sign show 2 dudes instead of 2 chicks. So Fuck 2020 and its horoscopes. Happy New Year to all you non-Virgos, lucky bastards.
I wonder why Pisces is last on the list? Also I question the heading. "(Feb. 19 - March 20): Bouncing Reverse Cow Person".
If it isn't a cow GIRL, I damn sure what nothing to do with it!
I love missionary. But I've never used a cock ring. I'll just keep it real and say I'll probably never try it. Unless a TJ chica whips one out while I'm drunk.
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