I dont even know why Im sharing this, but I just had the worst encounter with a girl I was hoping to turn into a fav. I got the feeling that she was feeling a bit under the weather. She said her kid was sick, but was getting better and my guess was the cold was probably spread to her. Anyways I had a pocket full of cash and I was not going to leave without a smile on my face so I asked her if she was interested in some frank sinatra. She said sure. Mish was fun but when I turn her over to do doggy Im greeted with the pungent odor of Diarrhea. Her ass was big enough that in mish her ass cheeks could remain closed. I barely finished and tried to brush it off when I got back to the bar. Just a lesson for those who think girls take days off when they are sick or that time of the month. The rent still needs to be paid. I never thought id walk back to my car feeling more grossed than the time a girl left period stains on my shirt......Sheesh
That is tough to top NJB lol. Not sex but I was getting a lap dance from a girl, also in Jersey and I spread open her but cheeks and just saw a bunch of hair and dingleberries I wanted to fucking vomit. It also made me think about what my ass probably looks like, I'm doing some housekeeping tonight now that we brought it up.
@Muddy I will let you on a golden gem. Wet Wipes. I always use them at home after I take a shit. "They're soft, they're moist, they're made for babies" You wont get a better clean. Sad thing was I took extra care to do that before seeing her. Guess I'll have to visit my old fav at Clancys. She seems like roses at the beginning of her shift.
Yeah I took some time off from clubbing and need to follow some more of my own advice. One is to arrive at the beginning of a dancer's shift. I have two who smelled like they came fresh out of a shower during the 1st dance, but after 3 hours its hard to hide the sweat. The benefit of coming at the beginning of the shift is they can spend a bit more time with you while at the end they have to be focused on making money.
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It’s also right after Christmas - and she probably had holiday bills to pay - on top of the rent.
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Relevant Matt Damon Scene on Wet Wipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpBM4JRs…
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