My plans for 2020

Those would be my plans for 2050

Marriage? Say it ain’t so!

She was stunning. Well, until she got fat. I remember her as a stripper at the original Rick's Cabaret in Houston.

Hell yeah

jackslash, make sure you get the pre-nup first. Unless you just want to screw with your kids.

Glad to see romance isn't dead - you're an inspiration - marrying a stripper is def the way to go - they're known for their extreme reliability and extreme honesty - you're a lucky man

Damn! You beat me to it.

Lol!

+1 for Jack's self-deprecating humor.