Am I a pig dog,or just the average guy
Tiburon
Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
Because man, while I have standards, their kind of all over the place. There's supposedly a stigma againgst fake bodied females, ugly chicks, the works. But for me, I don't think it currently matters. Perhaps because I haven't hit a midlife crisis yet and my jack johnson is always up at attention. As long as their figure is asthetically pleasing and they aren't too hideous, I'm down for the cause.
But man, I love natural beauties. And I also love ugly bettys. ANd becky with the good hair. ANd especially blonde girl. A girl that's slim but not scrawny or an ugly betty with a BANGING body, even if it is blessed by the good Dr. Miami: https://66.media.tumblr.com/6e6265180a64…
Hell, if I know they brushed their teeth (or washed their mouth out with vodka), I'll kiss em. I'll walk around with them with no little shame through Soho and upper west side. I'll be a chick's ATM for the night as long as she is my mrs. right...now (and later)
As Mike Epps once famously said: "Fat bitches need love too Craig!"
Or is this thought the new low of PL-dom?
But man, I love natural beauties. And I also love ugly bettys. ANd becky with the good hair. ANd especially blonde girl. A girl that's slim but not scrawny or an ugly betty with a BANGING body, even if it is blessed by the good Dr. Miami: https://66.media.tumblr.com/6e6265180a64…
Hell, if I know they brushed their teeth (or washed their mouth out with vodka), I'll kiss em. I'll walk around with them with no little shame through Soho and upper west side. I'll be a chick's ATM for the night as long as she is my mrs. right...now (and later)
As Mike Epps once famously said: "Fat bitches need love too Craig!"
Or is this thought the new low of PL-dom?
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As long as you have fun and no one gets hurt (involuntarily...), it's fine.
So you're more or less open minded on who you'll play with. Fine.
Be nice, have fun.
Until you start sticking your dick into women who you find otherwise repulsive, but decide to fuck anyways just because they are available, I think you're doing fine.
And I was too slow to consider how that's gonna work against me with her 1/2 my size.
Until she had to just off and didn't make it to the bathroom. At least the hotel room had tile floors.
I gave her a couple minutes, and then continued. Not proud, but a far better experience than the time I had to stop because the smell...
PigDog
.......eh, never mind thought it was an AnonymousJim Who'd You Rather bracket post.
As long as I enjoy her company, I could care less what anyone else thinks.