Am I a pig dog,or just the average guy

Jan 3, 2020, 10:15 AM

Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?

Because man, while I have standards, their kind of all over the place. There's supposedly a stigma againgst fake bodied females, ugly chicks, the works. But for me, I don't think it currently matters. Perhaps because I haven't hit a midlife crisis yet and my jack johnson is always up at attention. As long as their figure is asthetically pleasing and they aren't too hideous, I'm down for the cause.

But man, I love natural beauties. And I also love ugly bettys. ANd becky with the good hair. ANd especially blonde girl. A girl that's slim but not scrawny or an ugly betty with a BANGING body, even if it is blessed by the good Dr. Miami: 66.media.tumblr.com Hell, if I know they brushed their teeth (or washed their mouth out with vodka), I'll kiss em. I'll walk around with them with no little shame through Soho and upper west side. I'll be a chick's ATM for the night as long as she is my mrs. right...now (and later)

As Mike Epps once famously said: "Fat bitches need love too Craig!" Or is this thought the new low of PL-dom?

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Call.Me.Ishmael5 years ago

A little from column A, and a little from column B...

As long as you have fun and no one gets hurt (involuntarily...), it's fine.

Nidan1115 years ago

Dude, I’m right there with you. I have seriously met very few ugly females. I think all females are a sexual attraction for me.

gSteph5 years ago

Far from a new low, here. So you're more or less open minded on who you'll play with. Fine. Be nice, have fun.

bkkruined5 years ago

It's all good.

Until you start sticking your dick into women who you find otherwise repulsive, but decide to fuck anyways just because they are available, I think you're doing fine.

Estafador5 years ago

@bkkruined lol repulsive? That requires a very bad night, weed and PLENTY of alcohol. At least until the liquor starts making her look like beyonce ^_^

bkkruined5 years ago

Last time I had plenty alcohol it was because she kept ordering shots. And I was too slow to consider how that's gonna work against me with her 1/2 my size. Until she had to just off and didn't make it to the bathroom. At least the hotel room had tile floors. I gave her a couple minutes, and then continued. Not proud, but a far better experience than the time I had to stop because the smell...

joker445 years ago

tl;dr

PigDog

.......eh, never mind thought it was an AnonymousJim Who'd You Rather bracket post.

Cristobal5 years ago

To each their own, one man's 10 is another man's 4.

As long as I enjoy her company, I could care less what anyone else thinks.

Cashman12345 years ago

From what the OP describes - he’s a regular horny guy. I wouldn’t consider him to be a pig. He’s far from my level of pig, but he’s still got time to find the enjoyment of no standards.

Tiburon5 years ago

@heaving yet it's crazy that so many people on the surface (and on this site too) like to condemn women for having plastic bodies. Yet we can all admire they look good with it NOW. Will they look good with it later, only time will tell. But then again, I'm most likely NEVER gonna marry these thoterinas. However if I ran into Tyger Booty...