Candybro's post about the Russian hooker site made me think...is Snowden getting a lot of hot Russian tail?
That would be seriously coo-el! I hope they give Snowden the Nobel Peace Prize. Or he should at least get the "free access to as many Russian hookers as he wants" prize. Check out the link:
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And Candybro...just be careful if you go to Russia. It may be less "Candyman's sextastic vacation in Moscow" and more "Candyman meets the Russian mob". Not sayin' that will happen...just watch yourself!
BTW "da Candyman's sextastic Russian vacation" would be a great porno! The follow up could be "da Candyman's anal adventures in Russia". Not sure if you're black or white but you can bring a multiracial posse with you. Make some groovy movies. You could even have a girl feed you twizzler peel and eats while you assfuck her friend. That sounds like GOOD TIMES!!!
I'd invest in that shizzle!!!
I don't think the Russians are going to make Snowden a celebrity. No shizzle for him.
I don't like his glasses
I'm sure the good people at the FSB will just politely ask him for all the information he has.
mmnnn he'd be welcomed in the slums of Shoalin....mnnnnnnnnn
@jester214: My thoughts exactly. That "assylum" ain't gonna be free. And with today's drugs, they can be polite; many of them are simply irresistible.
Not to mention the KGB will be watching him every second.
Russian girls are usually great fucks, plus they tend to like it up the ass more than other races for some strange reason. Fortunately they are plenty of them working as escorts in London.
Starting to sound like the guy didn't know much that wasn't already known.
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