Edward Snowden

9 comments

• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  And Candybro...just be careful if you go to Russia. It may be less "Candyman's sextastic vacation in Moscow" and more "Candyman meets the Russian mob". Not sayin' that will happen...just watch yourself!
  
  BTW "da Candyman's sextastic Russian vacation" would be a great porno! The follow up could be "da Candyman's anal adventures in Russia". Not sure if you're black or white but you can bring a multiracial posse with you. Make some groovy movies. You could even have a girl feed you twizzler peel and eats while you assfuck her friend. That sounds like GOOD TIMES!!!
  
  I'd invest in that shizzle!!!
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  I don't think the Russians are going to make Snowden a celebrity. No shizzle for him.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I don't like his glasses
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  I'm sure the good people at the FSB will just politely ask him for all the information he has.
  
  
• LordxBetty

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  11 years ago

  mmnnn he'd be welcomed in the slums of Shoalin....mnnnnnnnnn
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  @jester214: My thoughts exactly. That "assylum" ain't gonna be free. And with today's drugs, they *can* be polite; many of them are simply irresistible.
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  Not to mention the KGB will be watching him every second.
• londonguy

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  11 years ago

  Russian girls are usually great fucks, plus they tend to like it up the ass more than other races for some strange reason. Fortunately they are plenty of them working as escorts in London.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Starting to sound like the guy didn't know much that wasn't already known.