Went to the club with my...

Went to the club with my wife to get her her first lap dance. Sat at the bar for more than an hour and talked to no one but the bartender. Beer was $5, mixed drinks with well liquor were $6. Drinks were strong but not top notch. Sat at a table for awhile to with no one coming by. Eventually went up to the rail and handed out some singles. Wife picked a girl she liked and we invited her to our table. Five minutes of small talk, then The pitch. Couples dances are $100/2 songs. Singles are $50/2. We got a couple dance. She was fun, spent most of her attention on wife, which is what I wanted. Put he head in between my wife's thighs and teased the kitty some. She got the wife super horny, which was the goal. Overall spent $150 on door, drinks, VIP, and tips. Fun night out.