What's The Closest Drive To A Strip Club

22 comments

• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  27.2 miles. I have deer playing in my yard. :)
• 23cambyman

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  11 years ago

  I have stayed at a hotel that was within walking distance of platinum plus in Columbia...nothing like clubbing until the morning then eating a delicious breakfast at Embassy!
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  My fave club is 2.7 miles away....about a 5 minute ride. No wonder I'm always broke.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  11 years ago

  16 miles and a 25-minute drive. I used to be like lopaw, only closer. From where I live now, the closest club used to be 1.8 miles away. (It was subsequently closed and the building demolished.) When I first moved here, I joked with some of the dancers that lived in my direction: "If you want to make sure I come in to see you, pick me up on your way in. I can always walk home if I need to." Of all the dancers I did OTC with, the greatest number came from that club. Many would just leave early if it was slow and come over to my house.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Right on, Club_Goer.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  10 minutes.
• LordxBetty

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  11 years ago

  mmmmnnnn Over the Valley of Shaolin....
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  The closest club is 8.5 miles and about 15 to 20 minutes, but it's a nasty dive. I drive past it to my favorite club, which is 8.6 miles away.
• SuperDude

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  11 years ago

  Five minute drive to Bouzouki in Detroit.
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  The closest listed club to my place is 7 miles, but the closest club I actually visit on any sort of regular basis is 11 miles, except that is somewhat complicated by the fact I need to take a toll bridge to get there that way.
• big_d_2011

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  11 years ago

  25 miles from Home but about 5 miles from Work.
• bvino

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  11 years ago

  4 miles to a dive when desparate. 12 miles to the next best one around and then only 1 mile more to three others right around. Just far enough to be slightly discrete.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  I live about 3 miles away. 5 min drive
• wwpmi

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  11 years ago

  2.5 miles but not worth the drive. The closest club worth going to is about 157 miles south, worth the drive if you have the time.
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  I used to live less than 2.5 miles from one, shitty club plus I don't club much when I'm home.
• bigman226

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  11 years ago

  3 miles but it's so dead I only go to read whilst I drink my beer.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  50 miles. I live in a tiny little town. Drive everywhere unless I only need local supplies or just order online.
• hizzle

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  11 years ago

  Around 2 Miles in every direction there is one here. :)
• nj_pete

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  11 years ago

  25 miles, for a club of any sort of quality. 45 to better ones.
• shanny72

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  11 years ago

  All of tampa area clubs are less than 5-10 min from work. My go to is about halfway home...
• chattguy123

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  11 years ago

  where I used to live there was a club that was about a minute away...my wallet suffered the whole time i was there lol. I never knew what it was for about amonth and wondered why there were bright green lights. i just figured it was a liquor store or something until i drove farther down the road..
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  One of the people from one of my other online forums who I've got to meet in person lives in Lawrence, Kansas essentially up the street from the Flamingo Club, so the one time I went there with him, we walked. He apparently goes there a lot, if only because that's the closest bar to home.