So I see Alexis Texas is coming my way for some dancing this weekend. I've avoided feature dancers before, largely because I don't want to deal with the larger crowds and the obviously higher door fees that are associated with it. But Miss Texas' Ass could make me do a plethora of stupid things. Anyone out there go clubbing when features are in town and not regretted it?
In general, I'm not a fan if features. Hate the gimmicks like the fire tricks and the whipped cream.
But I happened to see Alexis Texas last year. Pure chance. I went to see my ATF and the club had a feature. Alexis Texas has no gimmicks. Just her ass. And oh what an ass it is.
Basically, she stood backwards on the stage and shook her booty to the crowd for like 15 minutes. Perhaps boring after a bit, but I preferred her show to the aging porn stars with huge fake tits.
She was in Seattle within the past year. I didn't go to see her, but there was a lot of publicity on her. If you're considering seeing her, check the following:
I'm with Motor on the subject of going to see the feature dancers. I just want the regular house dancers that I can return and see any time if I like them.
i like alexis texass cause she takes it up the ass in a lot of porno but shes not into black dudes so its not like martin luthor king but with porno.
Ive decided to rate pornostars on a candyman scale. it is the nuber of twizler peel n eats id like to eat while i jerk it to them. Bree olson is a 8 but alexis texass is only a 4. I think I might get. sick if i ate too many an jerked it so im not sure what the top is. prolly bree.
If it by chance happens to be a feature that I am interesting in; I would like to see her but only if I could get LDs from her at reasonable price.
I went to a black dive down here in Miami about 9 months ago b/c Cherokee D’Ass was coming to the club. She did not get to the club ‘till ~2:00 a.m. (on a weeknight) and then just went and sat in a corner where one could go up and talk to her and I think take a pic w/ her.
She was dressed in jeans and a shirt; I left by about 2:45 a.m. and not sure if she even took the stage (didn’t look like she was going to).
doesnt she have ass tattood on her ass papi?? I think that is both funny and kinda ugly. i dont Like tatoos. But if i got a tattoo id tattoo dick on my dick. an maybe ass on my ass
At least here in Louisville, the only thing I've seen feature dancers be good for is pissing off the local girls. Which has led to some interesting conversations.
Even so, I haven't been to see a feature in at least a couple years.
I regretted it a couple of times, maybe three, but most of the time I enjoyed the features. I prefer the feature doesn't make me part of her show. I do not want to get on the stage or Have some liquid squirted out towards me, Or have the feature rip my shirt off. I lost a nice shirt one night because of some stupid porn star. I was never compensated for it either.
If all she does is entertain me or stop and do something like put her tits in my face, I'm ok with that.
A.T. is one of my top fav porn stars. If I ever met any of them, I think I'd slip them at least a $20 as a thank you for all of their performances I've seen, mostly for free on the www. But if I had to pay a huge cover just for the chance to tip somebody, maybe not.
Porn stars would probably get mega rich if they somehow got money direct to them every time somebody fapped to them. Even if it was honor system / pay what you want and can. But who knows how much of the money would go to drugs and pimpish boyfriends.
back in the days of the super tits (pandora peaks, casey james, busty dusty, sarenna lee etc...) I would go to the Pink Pony in ATL. stage show was usual dance around and shake tits and ass. after stage show the girls would do a meet & greet with polaroid photos. got some hands on times with some really fabulous tits. a few offered OTC meetings but never took up the offer due to the price.
I don't think I am going to go, it's a club I have only been too a few times and was never impressed with. Plus, I figure one on one time isn't really going to happen so might as well just find a video online of AT's butt and enjoy that and save my money for a different trip.
I've talked to my ATF about several feature dancers that have appeared in the club. The cool thing is that unlike mainstream actresses, the feature shares the dressing room with the common folk. Most are pretty down to earth. Some have suggested my ATF get into porn. And the majority seem to be fond of either drink or drugs.
I've heard the story several times of a very, very famous name that was booked into the club. She appeared Friday night but failed to show Saturday. The club paid alot for her services so when she failed to show, the manager went to the hotel to bring her in. She was totally wasted but he managed to bring her in, get her dressed and on stage. She just hung on the pole for a few songs
The only good thing I have to say about features is that semi private dance rooms are usually vacant while the feature is on stage. More privacy equals more fun.
I have gone to a couple of features, it depends on the feature and the kind of show she puts on..I hate crowds as well and it gets too busy that you have to approach the dancers to get a dance because they are so busy or watching themselves. I was really disappointed by a pornstar because all she did was traipse about the stage expecting tips for walking @$!
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But I happened to see Alexis Texas last year. Pure chance. I went to see my ATF and the club had a feature. Alexis Texas has no gimmicks. Just her ass. And oh what an ass it is.
Basically, she stood backwards on the stage and shook her booty to the crowd for like 15 minutes. Perhaps boring after a bit, but I preferred her show to the aging porn stars with huge fake tits.
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Alexis_Te… (several links to her work)
http://www.streamate.com/cam/Alexis_Texa…
I'm with Motor on the subject of going to see the feature dancers. I just want the regular house dancers that I can return and see any time if I like them.
Ive decided to rate pornostars on a candyman scale. it is the nuber of twizler peel n eats id like to eat while i jerk it to them. Bree olson is a 8 but alexis texass is only a 4. I think I might get. sick if i ate too many an jerked it so im not sure what the top is. prolly bree.
I went to a black dive down here in Miami about 9 months ago b/c Cherokee D’Ass was coming to the club. She did not get to the club ‘till ~2:00 a.m. (on a weeknight) and then just went and sat in a corner where one could go up and talk to her and I think take a pic w/ her.
She was dressed in jeans and a shirt; I left by about 2:45 a.m. and not sure if she even took the stage (didn’t look like she was going to).
Total waste of my time.
Even so, I haven't been to see a feature in at least a couple years.
If all she does is entertain me or stop and do something like put her tits in my face, I'm ok with that.
Porn stars would probably get mega rich if they somehow got money direct to them every time somebody fapped to them. Even if it was honor system / pay what you want and can. But who knows how much of the money would go to drugs and pimpish boyfriends.
Thanks for the stories guys.
I've heard the story several times of a very, very famous name that was booked into the club. She appeared Friday night but failed to show Saturday. The club paid alot for her services so when she failed to show, the manager went to the hotel to bring her in. She was totally wasted but he managed to bring her in, get her dressed and on stage. She just hung on the pole for a few songs