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Who do girls say you look like?

mikeya02

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

I asked before, but there's a lot of newer posters now. Me? I've heard Tommy Lee Jones a few times.

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georgmicrodong

I used to hear "Dan Ackroyd" a lot. I've tried, and just can't see the resemblance, but...

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shadowcat

Alan Alda.

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Clackport

Matt Kemp, Bow Wow, Pharell, Ludacris etc. Pretty much every light skinned black person lol.

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londonguy

I get Daniel Craig all the time, girls in clubs, taxi drivers, people in street. At one place I worked they called me 006 and a half.

Mikey, Tommy Lee Jones is one of my favourite actors. He was great in The Fugitive.

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nickifree

I get Morgan Freeman a lot. And no, I have never fallen asleep in a strip club.

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Clackport

^^^Lol

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motorhead

Marlon Brando (the older version in Apocolypse Now). Not the younger sex symbol.

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rell

i get alot of people .. ray j i get from time to time clinton portis the former nfl running back

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umissedaspot

Andrew Jackson

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txtittyfan

I have been told that I look like one of the many guys banging Dougster's mom.

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rl27

Most recently it's Steven Graham, the guy that plays Al Capone on Boardwalk empire. Other times it's been Danny DeVito.

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jackslash

I think I look like Clint Eastwood, but dancers think I look like Woody Allen.

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gawker

W C Fields

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Lone_Wolf

Smeagol.

It kind of stings but I get over it.

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mjx01

nub beat me to "Andrew Jackson" so I'll have to go with 'George Washington'

GW is probably more accurate since I've become a real cheep ass since the ATF thing ended

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goodsouthernboy

I used to get Josh Lucas from the chick flick Sweet Home Alabama. I wish I got to go to work with Reese Witherspoon...

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ime

I've gotten Brock Lesnar a few times

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Club_Goer_Seattle

A cop.

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pineconepartyliquor

Benito Santiago. ha ha jk.

Used to get Chandler from Friends a lot but since the hair started fleeing I havent herad that in a while.

Now I hear Woody Harrelson sometimes.

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curiositycat

The only celebrity I've been told that I look like is Tori Amos, which is not something Id say- since I'm asian..I've been told by people that my personality reminds them of Michelle Rodriguez.

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Dougster

They always tell me I look like a guy who was there last week. Even when I wasn't. Even when I insist I wasn't. Even when I go to different cities - guess that guy who looks like me and is there every week got there just before me.

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motorhead

londonguy

Escorts and strippers should be paying you for sex.

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Dain

Not anyone in particular; rather, an "intellectual" or a "Hollywood writer."

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Clubber

Only once, and MANY years ago, someone on a plane thought I was "Meat Head" AKA, Rob Reiner.

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redrocks

In my younger days I got a lot of Larry Wilcox, the white cop who played opposite Erik Estrada in the '77-'83 CHiPS television series. And an occasional Darrell Winfield, who was the most famous of the Marlboro Man models used in their old ads. I could see Wilcox a bit, but being that Wilcox and Winfield bear no resemblance to each other, both are probably BS.

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shadowcat

Clubber - After your visit to Follies one dancer told me that you looked like Charles Manson. Sorry. LOL.

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WOODDR2

A few people, Ray Ramono from the show Everybody loves Raymond, the actor Ross from Friends, Jerry Seinfeld and Andy Pettitte (pitcher from the Yankees)

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Clubber

sc,

And I thought I had the swastika craved on my forehead covered with makeup.

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SlickSpic

Al Pacino, especially Serpico when I have facial hair.

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magicrat

Robert Forrester (Max Cherry from the Jackie Brown movie).

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shadowcat

I beg to differ with you magicrat. They tell me you look like Alec Baldwin and I agree. :)

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SuperDude

Godzilla

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Pizza (hiatus)

Buster Posey

I honestly can not see the resemblance whatsoever when I look in a mirror. Maybe because we both have “puppy dog” eyes?

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wallanon

I had a dancer tell me I looked like the night valet the other day. She said it confused her the valet was asking what her name was because she'd already parked her car. This was an actual conversation, and even more spectacular to have seen it live. I called the bartender over to see what they thought. According to the bartender I didn't look anything like the valet. And just like that her prospects of an upstairs VIP were fading fast. I just laughed it off, but that dancer was more embarrassed than the one I saw do a faceplant into a chair this afternoon after she tripped over her own feet.

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DandyDan

The one real person I've been told I look like is Abraham Lincoln. As for fictional characters, the reason I use a Shaggy avatar is numerous people, strippers and others alike, say I look like him, or at least did when I was younger. I had one stripper tell me I look like Luke Skywalker. I would love to know what she was on to say that.

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Cashman1234

I was in a business meeting a few weeks ago - and someone said I look like Clark Kent. Lol!

I’ve been told I resemble Kevin McHale several times, and I’m pretty sure that’s not a compliment!

Kourtney Kardashian

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flagooner

James Spader

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Pizza (hiatus)

@ Nicole1994 - I think you kind of look like Huma Abedin.

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twentyfive

@ flagooner I thought you looked like William Conrad ;))

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Cashman1234

EchoPizza - Huma has gorgeous nostrils! Carlos Danger loved her flared nostrils...

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flagooner

Go ahead, knock it off. I dare ya.

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twentyfive

^;)

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steeldog65

Bruce Willis

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Mnaz

Sgt Eugene Tackleberry, Police Academy

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nicespice

I’ve been called the Filipina version of Aubrey Plaza and Riley Reid before.

Between the two, probably closer to Aubrey.

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TrollWarnBot

But with WAY bigger boobs!

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Pizza (hiatus)

^ It’s developing sentience....

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GoVikings

frank ocean

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TrapBaby304

I get Kim K a lot and hate it. Fucktards think "you look like a Kardashian" is a compliment

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wallanon

"It’s developing sentience...."

Methinks TrollWarnBot just broke character and jumped the shark. But it's not wrong...

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