C'mon dude tell us...have you:
- Been away in a cave getting revelations from an Archangel?
- Touring Russia with the Bloodhound Gang?
- Curled up in the fetal position crying like a baby?
- In a parallel universe where JFK lived and the mafia took over 'cos they had compromising photos?
- Sexting with Sydney Leathers? Are you actually Carlos Danger?
- Trolling us as Pootie, Dacandyman, some plus-sized whore, and a strange Asian dude?
23cambytard really wants to know. That twisted SOB has been PMing me trying to find you 'cos he really wants you to piss in his mouth. He keeps crying "juice...juice...I want some golden juice." Sick motherfucker offered me $2000 for 15 minutes of pissing on him. I told him I don't swing that way!
He will of course deny it, but what I said is totally true. Trust me!
Lol.....the fantasies is all yours bro lol