Detroit or Tijuana?
Monday, August 5, 2013 7:28 AM
For those of you who have been to both of these cities, which city would provide the best strip club entertainment? I've been to TJ numerous times but never to the Motor City.
Oh yeah, if perchance we had a TUSCL get together in Mexico, would Nickifree be joining us, since he is well known for his love of Mexican Women.
Oh yeah, if perchance we had a TUSCL get together in Mexico, would Nickifree be joining us, since he is well known for his love of Mexican Women.
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I would love to go to Detroit one day but if I had my choice I'll take tj every time.
I haven't tracked nicki's taste in women. Is this sarcasm?
Reality can be different. While it is true that every chick inside AB (or the other clubs) are there for you to fuck (no hustle or English required), it was a pit too antiseptic and lather/rinse/repeat for my tastes.
After you pick your girl, you go upstairs, pay a room fee, pay a towel fee and immediately undress. Foreplay consists of the girl cleaning you up, then immediately wrapping a condom on you. She'll blow you for--maybe--a minute or so before hopping on. Another minute passes by and you start to get the "Are you going to come, papi?" again and and again. Like getting a good lapdance on the floor and the whole time the girl is trying to upsell you VIP. Gets annoying, no matter how good the girl is. Don't even think about kissing, licking pussy or 69ing; it's not happening. At 30 minutes *exactly*, you get the door knock telling you your time is up; the ultimate in clock watching. Time is money here, and the towel boys here make the machines at Deja Vu jealous with their precision. When you shower, make sure you keep one eye on your pants so they don't walk out without you (and your wallet/$$$ stays intact).
Also, Mexico is the land of C-section scars and these girls are pros at covering them up downstairs. Then, when you get upstairs, BAM, you find out your hot chiquita has been sliced and diced like an Easter ham. As much as I love Latinas, I wanted to be a TJ fan, but after multiple visits and 20+ girls, I found I'd rather just head to COI and pay VIP rates with one of my Hawaii Theatre/Spearmint Rhino girls instead.
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I can not imagine going to TJ for the strip club action, so IMHO Detroit would win. Now if your goal is to get laid either in a club like Hong Kong or in a attached hotel room, then TJ wins.
Not to disagree with Mr. Palmer as while his experience can be had you can also have the opposite. For $50 to $100 bucks I have found true love if only for an hour or two.
If you decide on TJ there is a site where you can do some research with will help you on your trip.
PM as I fear that posting a potential competitive site might be considered rude.
people who say its overrated just dont know what the fuck they are doing
ROTFLOL!!!
When's the last time you've been to TJ?
TJ great for less expensive, hard partying full service experience with the benefits of hotel with a shower. You will have to learn to deal with the constant request for tips, food and drinks but not so much the girls. TJ on the streets is pure capitalism.
Detroit can be a more upscale laid back strip club experience with extras opportunities every bit as easy as TJ. Detroit can provide a private experience but without the shower and it will cost you more. Detroit is much cheaper than my upscale south Florida experiences but south Florida accommodations can be quite good as well.
I have done three visits to TJ with the third one was close to my best weekend anywhere. I speak no spanish and have had no issues with having fun in TJ. I have been to Detroit 17 times each with great new experiences and my share of mistakes.
As I said in another thread, we get no respect! No respect! Detroit is the Rodney Dangerfield of cities.
Detroit's bankruptcy, of course, has no effect on your strip club experience. In fact, it may improve it. Detroit does not have the money to send undercover cops into the clubs and bust dancers who provide extras.
I would give TJ a slight edge over Detroit, largely based on 1) the over the top sex circus feel of my favorite TJ club, Hong Kong (the lesbian shaving cream show with audience participation and penetration is worth the trip), 2) the attached hotel rooms with beds and showers, etc. and 3) the value (60-80 for a half hour visit to a hotel). Two minor down sides to TJ-- many of the dancers require the everything, including BJ, be covered and crossing the border back to the U.S. can be a hassle.
Detroit has more variety of dancers (white, black, latina, a few asian) and a wide variety of clubs (some lower end such as Bogarts and Henry VII) and some higher end (Penthouse and Flight Club). On the down side, a bit more expensive than TJ and the ITC options range from a closet sized booth with a chair to small room with a couch.