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Work Perks

Do you have any? In my daily travels I go to a number of places that always have some fine eye candy. Once saw a woman in a bank that I was fairly sure was a fave of mine, but…

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Dancers with criminal records

Over the years, I've met many dancers with criminal records and more than a few who have spent time in jail. However, this issue has really come front and center for me since I have been spending much more time…

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TeaBagging

How much would you pay to just be teabagged only .....let's give.real answers only please

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Ever had a girl's titties squirt on you

A few years ago I got a lap dance from a woman who had great natural breasts with big nipples. What I did not know was that she had had a child 4 months before and it was her first…

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JuicLander

Their can only be 1 !

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i pooped a little !

It happens at my age the age of 62. I poop a little in my pants after 43 years of lap dances. What pills can I pop to help me with this. Bagging isn't easy guys

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"The Bridge"

There is a riveting new crime drama on FX called the "The Bridge". The series began when a dead body was placed right on the border line between the US and Mexico. The title refers to the bridge connecting…

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Iceland Strippers Will Sing to You

Reading an article about accusations of prostitution in an Iceland strip club, I came upon this quote by 2 strippers: “We work to entertain. We speak with men, make them feel comfortable, dance for them and sing. Or just do…

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Under age strippers

As most already know Cheaters in Providence got busted for hiring a 15 year old dancer who was providing extras. I know that Cheaters was a dive in every sense and they were busted a few years ago for…

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not much money

I'm only a bag bay at age 62 and I have a hard time paying strippers to talk with me...what do I do ?

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I Am The Future Of Tuscl !

As it has been Spoken long ago a Savor shall be born unto Tuscl ! That is me The Real Future and Savor of Your Board ! Let's discuss paying and fuckin butt sluts !

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The $1,000 Misunderstanding

I stopped by a club last night, saw an attractive stripper on stage and tipped her. We went up to VIP, and during the first dance I felt her nice titties and sucked on them, finding them very enjoyable.…

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Dumb Joke of The Day

Q:What do you call a hooker with only one John? A:Married.

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Went to the club an got...

Went to the club an got there quite earlier than normal. There are a okay amount of women. Nothing that really made me starry-eyed. The dancers were not pressed.…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

This has always been a place...

This has always been a place that you get your money's worth but that depends if those particular dancers are there. If they are there then absolutely and it also helps that they are…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Was in Lansing for business and...

Was in Lansing for business and stopped in on a late afternoon. Not a flashy club. Parked for free and entered. Adult store to the left (love boutique?) and entered on the right. Fully nude…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

I'm a dancer and just wanted...

I'm a dancer and just wanted to comment that I thoroughly enjoyed my time dancing at The Outhouse. Tip out is the most agreeable around, and the fact that you don't have to have a…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Stopped by Paradise on a Sunday...

Stopped by Paradise on a Sunday afternoon after a long break from SC's. There were about 8 of us PL's and about 8 girls on duty. The usual suspects were there: Sapphire (very pretty but…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I went here for my 50th...

I went here for my 50th birthday and it was awesome. The girls here are out of this world gorgeous! 90% of them are Eastern European from Hungary, Ukraine and Russia. Most of the girls…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

So I have been to Fantasties...

So I have been to Fantasties a number of times. There is really nothing else around the place. It sits between an industrial area and a lower income but not particularly dangerous neighborhood. The parking…

Wild Wild Joker

Charleston, South Carolina

I thought about going to Jaguars...

I thought about going to Jaguars tonight but saw that this place hasn't been reviewed in a while. I went after midnight on a Monday when you might expect everything to be dead.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I was in middle Florida in...

I was in middle Florida in June and visited about 6 clubs. I wrote reviews for them, but forgot to write one for Inner Room. Since it is my favorite place for center…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I just returned from another great...

I just returned from another great trip to South Florida and naturally my buddy and I had to make a stop at Cheetah's in Pompano Beach. The place still looks nice from the outside with…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I've been to this club several...

I've been to this club several times, and the latest time was pretty memorable. I like to sit away from the stage for several songs, to kind of get a feel of the place. I…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

haven't been in a while but...

haven't been in a while but was in the area so i stopped by on a monday afternoon. place was dead but i didn't expect it to be hopping. 4 girls working (meaning one girl…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Found myself bored on a Sunday...

Found myself bored on a Sunday and wandered into Pandora's on a whim. Dealt with having to wait at the door/entry since no one is stationed there, but didnt wait too long. It's a mild…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

Flew in for business. Told the...

Flew in for business. Told the cab to drop me off at a good bar and he dropped me off of here. The location of the place was a bit out there, but once…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This place can have some very...

This place can have some very attractive women, but also so not so attractive ones. Some seem very little into it, almost like they are just going through the emotions. The problem with an alcohol…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

I had no plans of going...

I had no plans of going to this club, but i struck out at 3 other clubs that i preferred to go to that day. It was Sunday and this was the only place open. I…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I've been working at Fillys gentlemen...

I've been working at Fillys gentlemen club for a few years. The club is local and convenient. They are always friendly and polite. The cover charge is reasonable and u get ur money's worth.The bar…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Most definitely one of the better...

Most definitely one of the better strip clubs in New York City. The girls are extremely attractive. They have a different variety to choose from, the girls are mainly white with some Latin. The atmosphere…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

I have not visited this little...

I have not visited this little joint for the last 15-20 years and decided to give it a try on a Monday night. I was pleasantly surprised to see that the atmosphere has changed in…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Visited the SC on a Saturday...

Visited the SC on a Saturday night around 9:30. No valet; park your own car in the lot behind the club; still felt like a secure area as I have parked there several times with…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Went to see if my ATF...

Went to see if my ATF Brianna was there and she was! While all of the girls there are better looking than most girls in other clubs, Brianna is in a league of her…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Checked out Chez Joey for 1st...

Checked out Chez Joey for 1st time in a long time. The club has changed so much from last time I was in it, it is pretty nice inside now...and the upstairs, well its…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Went to the Driftwood after realizing...

Went to the Driftwood after realizing that the only entertain options in a military town are dive bars and strip clubs. So we tried both. The cover was $9, and as soon as we found…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Teasers is conveniently located near three...

Teasers is conveniently located near three of Montana s major cities, Helena, Bozeman, and Butte, and if you live in Helena it is the only club close enough for a day trip. It has a…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

If you're looking to be inundated...

If you're looking to be inundated by aggressive sexy dancers then Legends is the place for you. I arrived at the club around 10 pm on a Thursday night with a buddy. We were two…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

stopped in to see what was...

stopped in to see what was shakin, sat at the bar and it wasn't long before ashley showed up. prettiest girl in the place. very girl next door looking. not athletic but certainly pleasantly built…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

I hadn't been there since before...

I hadn't been there since before the shut down and remodeled way back when. Came for a business lunch a couple weeks ago with an old friend and his new partner. This had always been…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Ok, I have read the reviews...

Ok, I have read the reviews about this club and thought I would give it a try. I know it was a Monday afternoon, but it was really slow. I talked with the…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Well first off this is an...

Well first off this is an extremely high end club. Being from Chicago, clubs just don't look this nice. Very clean, nice bar and even a restaurant, very impressive. Of course the…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Some plans fell through on a...

Some plans fell through on a Tuesday night a while back, so I thought I'd go out to downtown myself. I decided to stop in to Dream Girls. Cover was a bit pricey in my…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

Went here about 4 in the...

Went here about 4 in the afternoon a few weeks ago at the end of July, only 3 dancers there, the club is really a dive bar with lingerie dancers, these dancers are nothing…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

I don't think I have ever...

I don't think I have ever been in this club during the afternoon and based on this visit I am not likely to repeat during the day. I have had some fun here in…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

I am a regular at the...

I am a regular at the Pink Pony and always have a great time. My girlfriend and I visited last Friday night and had a blast, the place was poppin off. There were dancers of…

Pleasers Adult Entertainment

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by on the way home...

Stopped by on the way home a couple Friday's ago. Got there before 6, so I was able to avoid the $10 cover that starts then. Free parking also. They normally have…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

I stopped by here at 6...

I stopped by here at 6 on the back to Cincinnati on a week trip. Even though they were open, I was the only patron. Not a single dancer was there yet. The…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

I found the descriptions of...

I found the descriptions of this place intriguing because it sounded like the last "club" of the type you used to find in Times Square. I've always wanted to relive my one trip…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

I've been to this club multiple...

I've been to this club multiple times. Every time I always see an amazing array of dancers. There is a mix of races, mainly white though and they're almost all very hot. The lap dances…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

Dropped by on a Monday for...

Dropped by on a Monday for lunch. They offer complementary lunch every day from 11-2. There were half a dozen cars in the parking lot. Cover was $5. If you pay…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

Nice place, fast service. The dancers...

Nice place, fast service. The dancers are friendly. There is one of every type here. Some weren't my cup of tea but might be yours. The lapdances are well priced. The lap dance room is…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

First time here. When in...

First time here. When in Bunker Hill, I usually go to Vixens. I probably should have stayed with Vixens--although weekdays are thin everywhere in this area. Only a couple dancers that night…

Lulu's

Cleveland, Ohio

3 of the 7 dancers were...

3 of the 7 dancers were obese, 1 was about 8 months pregnant, leaving 3 with an average build. Even the bartender was hefty. The nicest dancer was a girl named Lisa, but she prefeered…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Went in on a Thursday afternoon...

Went in on a Thursday afternoon to see if the new laws had really taken away the fun of the clubs. It's not in the greatest part of town, but the parking lot did have…

Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, Ohio

The front door is secured from...

The front door is secured from the inside. A guy opens the door to let you in. The room is filled with cigarette smoke. Most of the dancers were 'big' as in 'hefty'. 2 of the…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

I think this is a little...

I think this is a little bit better than the standard Stars in Oregon. The girls are hot and maybe this is because it's less than an hours drive from Portland. Quite a few of…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

If time is an issue, and...

If time is an issue, and you just want to see really hot girls getting off for your pleasure, there are few places better than Fantasy Shots. It's actually too bad more places like this…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Went to this club with my...

Went to this club with my wife while visiting south beach. There were ads for it everywhere and I hadn't seen other clubs in the area we stayed so I didn't know if it…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

First time i went to this...

First time i went to this club after seeing the reviews and to say the least i was pretty impressed. if you're looking for a up tempo club environment but not to crazy like it's…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is located, in a...

This club is located, in a part of Atlanta, that has seen better days. I was there from 1:30-2:30pm. The club has two bars. Upon entering the smaller one sit to your left, the larger…

Scandals

New York, New York

Hit up this venerable place again....

Hit up this venerable place again. It's my go to spot for a laid back, no hustle kind of experience. Never a place to really break the bank when it comes to the dancers or…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Got to the club around 10pm...

Got to the club around 10pm paid the cover and was let inside. Cover is 10 bucks. Show a cdl or military id and you pay 7. Good crowd for a Monday and a nice…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Of all the PDX strip clubs,...

Of all the PDX strip clubs, easily the favorite. The beer list is commendable and the women are diverse and almost entirely hot! The diversity is between tatted up ladies, to hot blondes to…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Sundowner is a great club to...

Sundowner is a great club to visit in Niagara fall. I was there for my friend’s bachelor party on a long weekend. Since it was a long weekend Saturday night, the place was pack with…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

This place hasn't gotten any better...

This place hasn't gotten any better in the last year. My wingman and I were there for a couple hours on a Friday night and stayed in the bar the whole time. Dancers flood the…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

At 3:40 Lady emerged from the...

At 3:40 Lady emerged from the basement and after a few minutes sat beside me an offered a dance. Wanting to check-out the basement "VIP" room, I accepted. After paying Potter's "room rental fee" of…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

Arrived at diamonds after making some...

Arrived at diamonds after making some phone calls to reserve a vip table for 12 people, for $16/person table was close to stage and elevated but half the chair had their back to the…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

Great spot. Not too big but...

Great spot. Not too big but thats okay, its rarely crowded. Very minimal cover (never more than 5 dollars) Drinks are more than reasonable. The girls are not too pushy, which I know is a…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

What's true of Club Fantasy and...

What's true of Club Fantasy and what always has been true is that there are usually only a very few dancers that are worth the time and money, meaning that they are cute or at…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

$30 cover charge is a bit...

$30 cover charge is a bit steep to watch a bunch of girls shake their asses in thongs. New thing though I've never seen Hookahs in a strip club before. But absolutely no nudity here…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

I visited Xposed on a weekday...

I visited Xposed on a weekday afternoon. Parking lot is small out front, but they have more in the back if needed. At this time of day, it wasn't necessary. Walking in, the cover is…

Xoticas

Laredo, Texas

First time being in laredo, so...

First time being in laredo, so a couple of us decided to check this place out. I havent seen any other strip clubs around here but this one is very nice and the cocktail waitresses…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Another trip to Centerfolds, still the...

Another trip to Centerfolds, still the best looking women in Boston. The bouncers won't give you a seat unless you tip them, but overall the staff is friendly. The fratboys aren't in force during the…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

Went here to celebrate a work...

Went here to celebrate a work friends promotion. We waved a girl over to pay for his lap dance and she refused to give him one he is not an ugly guy or anything, she…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Went to the Pony to celebrate...

Went to the Pony to celebrate my buddy leaving for California. It was the 4th time we'd been there. Definitely had plenty of selection for a Saturday night around midnight. Most of the dancers were…

Club Imperial

Arnold, Missouri

Decided to check out this place,...

Decided to check out this place, it was my first time in a missouri club. As such, you did not see anything whatsoever. They still put on a show on the stage, and got tipped.…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon (about 12:30). Strange location, but apparently they are there due to the zoning laws. Cheap booze and no cover until 6pm ($3 gin & tonic and good pour). Inside…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I'm out and about on a...

I'm out and about on a Saturday night. Hit a few bars and nothing much is going on. So I text my CF to see if she is working. She is so I head over…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to the Rhino with a...

Went to the Rhino with a couple of mates two months back. The place is very expensive, but well worth it. Probably 100 dancers at least. Eighty of them were dimes. Because…

Villa Theatre

Montclair, California

Went to Ontario for some training...

Went to Ontario for some training and looking for something to do. I heard de ja vu closed down and this was the closest place with out spending an arm an a leg for a…

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Crisis Conference in Columbus Ponders Porn Problem

Crisis Conference in Columbus Ponders Porn Problem Morality in Media rode into town with a wagon full of lies, but the locals wanted to know how to *really* protect their kids. Posted Aug 09th, 2013 12:15 PM by AVN Staff 1 LOS ANGELES—As…

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Historic Hollywood Porn Shop Prepares to be Demolished

Historic Hollywood Porn Shop Prepares to be Demolished Posted Aug 11th, 2013 07:29 PM by AVN Staff HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—It's a damn shame they don't put porn shops and sex arcades on the list of official historical landmarks; a few of them…

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FDA finds secret ingredient in Night Bullet

http://www.fda.gov/Safety/MedWatch/SafetyInformation/SafetyAlertsforHumanMedicalProducts/ucm343283.htm ISSUE: Green Planet, Inc. notified the public of a recall of its dietary supplement product Night Bullet. Analytical tests conducted by the FDA found that the product contains trace amounts of Sulfohydroxyhomosildenafil and Aminotadalafil, which are analogues of sildenafil. Sildenafil…

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Miami-area strip club licenses adult-film brand

Even with strip clubs, brands matter. The owners of a planned strip club near Miami Springs have signed a licensing deal with one of the largest adult-film companies in the country. What was going to be called Club Wet instead will…

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Why do Dancers have to lie so much.

I hit the clubs on a regular basis and like to find a dancer that I get a long with and just have have some fun with. I really get tired of the lies though. Example: I…

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Strip Clubs with very limited money

So I'm struggling through a bit of a financial down period and have not been able to hit the clubs for awhile. I'm thinking of starting to go to some of my favorite joints again, but only plan on spending…

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That escalated rather quickly....

How often does this happen to you? I go to one of my favorite spots last week. Talked to a few girls, ended up taking one to get a dance. Only had one since it wasn't that good. Sit back…

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R.I.P. JuiceBox69

Dearly beloved we have gathered heir today in the oner of the great troll and member juicebox69 aka Da'juiceman... When he first appeared he was a very fun loving person full of jokes and love....latter he did get much carried…

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Super Joke for Zip

Superman was flying one day when he noticed Wonder Women lying naked on the beach, moaning with pleasure. Superman unzipped his super boner and rushed down to super penatrate her. Boy, was the Invisible Man sure surprised!

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AGE IS JUST A NUMBER

what's the oldest dancer that you have ever met in a SC. one dancer in ATl told me she was 50. couldn't believe it cause she was a totally hot piece of ass, but why lie about it.…

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Regularship Has It's Privileges

What a weekend people, what a weekend. Trolling galore on TUSCL, preseason football on TV, the Dodgers are steamrolling the competition(37-8 since 6/22), and another fine evening at Tropical Lei this past Saturday. Yeah, I know I went…

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2AM Stabbing

http://www.kiiitv.com/story/23106506/man-stabbed-defending-strippers Why didn't these Texans have their guns with them?

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Stripper Air

I travel a great deal, with many of my return flights happening on Thursday and Friday evenings. I cannot help but notice that, on late evening end of week flights out of places like NYC, there seem to be…

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the problem with tuscl

i have enjoyed posting with u guys and tho sometimes juiceboc69 is a bit much I find him funny sometime. like i said tho it might be nice for juicebox69 post a little less but make each one rly funny…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Came here on a Thursday night,...

Came here on a Thursday night, was in the area and wanted to pass some time. The thing about this club is the atmosphere is only so so, the seating is not the best and…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

I went here based on positive...

I went here based on positive ratings. It is a nice club in terms of atmosphere and attractive girls. The main stage is well laid out and the girls put on a nice show.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

The hottest girls and best hands...

The hottest girls and best hands on lap dances make GoGo Rama the #1 strip club I have been to. You take a number like at a deli to get a full contact lap dance…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I know the deal with this...

I know the deal with this club so I came here more for eye candy this time around. It was Thursday night and i was on my way back home from El cajon. I decided…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

My first visit to Champagne was...

My first visit to Champagne was earlier this spring. Basics have already been described... BYOB, $10 cover, pat down at the door. Bartender is an overweight girl in a hoodie, had read bad reviews but…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few times and today was a bit of a disappointment. I arrived around 9:30pm on a Thursday night ( $16 cover charge) and was excited at first because of…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Been to this club several times...

Been to this club several times during the day but this was my first evening trip. Got there around 8:30 pm on a sunday nite. First thing that's different is that there was a valet…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

Located on east side of St....

Located on east side of St. Louis in a sketchy place in Illinois. But the parking lots are lit up well so no problems. Despite the location this is a great club. Inside there…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

I showed up late on a...

I showed up late on a Sunday night. I was passing through Iowa and figured I would swing in. Worth the stop. For this part of the country it was pretty nice...as…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Been there twice both times in...

Been there twice both times in groups of 3 or more with both men and women. The place is more like a dive bar than a strip club. Very friendly place for couples or people…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Hadn't been to centerfolds in years...

Hadn't been to centerfolds in years but decide I wanted a nice variety of women. The club appearance is very dark and there is lots and lots of privacy. Unfortunately my visit was not as…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

As last time, I began at...

As last time, I began at Club Fantasies looking for one of my favorites to take for a spin in an upstairs room, but didn't find any of them on duty. Those 15 minute…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

What's up everybody?! It's me Jaydollayo...

What's up everybody?! It's me Jaydollayo up in here! Your degenerate bizoy comin at ya with the straight trizuth on the Gallaghers. Almost had an attack de mi corazon last month when I went in…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Visited again on a recent Thursday...

Visited again on a recent Thursday around 9 pm and stayed for 1 or 2 hours Seemed like the number of girls increased as the night proceeded, because more girls in the rotation later...…

Horseshoe Lounge

Biloxi, Mississippi

Wow, I cant believe they charged...

Wow, I cant believe they charged me to come in there but, ok yeaaa, for this to be a casino haven and oh yea a military hub i would have expected better, much much better.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First trip to BML on a...

First trip to BML on a afternoon. I usually go during the nighttimes. Afternoon crowd was varied, but it was suprisingly busy. Got dances from a tatooed blonde named Cat. I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Since it was too early to...

Since it was too early to head to flashers and haven't been to follies in a while I decided to take a chance got there about 130 and grabbed a high back table by the…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I would suggest caution in going...

I would suggest caution in going to this place. The neighborhood is not great and getting much worse and the focus of LE on this club continues to increase. In my last trip, the quality…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Been working here for a couple...

Been working here for a couple of years on and off. Food is great. Friendly bartenders. The day bartender Lea is extremely friendly, much better than the night bartenders. Overall, the day staff beats the…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Great Club... visiting San Diego and...

Great Club... visiting San Diego and decided to take a trip down to TJ... Crossing the border was easy, just make sure you bring a passport or you're stuck. Took a $5 cab ride to…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

This is a decent place. The...

This is a decent place. The girls and waitresses don't hound you if you say no to a dance or a drink. The only real problem I have with it is that they take to…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

Visited Spice House on Sunday, August...

Visited Spice House on Sunday, August 5, 2013 around 2:00 pm. This club was pretty empty and only one dancer was working when I got there. After about 10 minutes a couple more…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Hit this place for the first...

Hit this place for the first time as I have heard the legendary extras. Pretty nice club, but not spearmint rhino quality. Girls were hot IMO for the most part. There were…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Went to this club after being...

Went to this club after being frustrated with the beautiful no-contact dancers at the club next door. Cover was 10 after midnight on Friday and the club was standing room only. Long skinny…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

This Club is Rocking! Was...

This Club is Rocking! Was in Atlantic City for a few days and saw this club right off the boardwalk and had to stop in. The club is small, but the stage has…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I stooped in Sunday afternoon to...

I stooped in Sunday afternoon to bresk up my drive, and was pleasantly surprised by the quantity and quality of girls for a Sunday afternoon. I got there around 2:30, and there were around…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The club is nothing to speak...

The club is nothing to speak of next to its Columbus Ave counterpart. Inside it was clean but basic: two polls with a bar around them and a lower area with a pool table. The…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Great girls. Great club. Pushy waiters....

Great girls. Great club. Pushy waiters. Had the best time ever with 2 eighteen year old best friends who have known each other since they were seven and only on their third week of working…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I don't see how people think...

I don't see how people think this club is getting worse. In my opinion it's only getting better. I went in during the day shift and there were at least ten girls there. Most are…

Empire Gentlemen's Club

Adelanto, California

I was in the high desert...

I was in the high desert on business and was headed into LA but the traffic going from Vegas to LA was crazy. I guess if you are from the area you know this to…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

My business travels brought me through...

My business travels brought me through New Mexico so I thought I would spend a night out. I stayed at the Hyatt downtown so I decided rather than drive to the higher rated clubs I…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

WARNING- SHAKEDOWN AT SPARKEYS!!! I got 2...

WARNING- SHAKEDOWN AT SPARKEYS!!! I got 2 rounds of 3 dances each with a butter face white girl with a killer body. She went the extra mile for me. She was constantly readjusting my hard on…

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what is your kind of lap dance ?

I like it slow and sexy with some heavy touching both ways

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what is your MO for the vip rooms ?

Mine is DFK

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Lets talk about two faced pricks.

Read Message My Messages | Sent Messages Date Sent: 08/07/13 10:19 PM To : shadowcat From : juicebox69 Subject: juice off camera Message: Dude I hope you know off stage i still love you I just like to perform......i watch.to much WWE .....your a kool dude…

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Ever been accused of faking an orgasm?

I will be seeing a urologist this week for what I assume is an enlarged prostate. In most cases this is easily treated with meds. However one of the side effects of the meds can be retrograde ejaculations. Any of…

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juice mans power of juicing

What's your favorite juicy blend of power shakes ?

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new tag team on tuscl

Zippy and dippy are going to wreck up dis place

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harley rider's club in camp springs bust?

Was there yesterday and saw at least 10 cop cars with lights on and some people cuffed. Hope no one here was involved.

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dear RichRickStudSlut your moms mouth feels good

Tell Me how her pussy taste cause your wife's pussy taste like shit !... Looks like I touched a nerve.....sippycup wins again !****

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Dear CambyAss your a faggot so fight my crew like a man !

Looks like I touched a nerve.....sippycup wins agsin !... ***Take that cambyass***.......***Booom! In yo face camby !***

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Chill out dudes

Peace and Love to All http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea2EuozaJ7s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Dear RichStudRickyBoy

Rick its funny your critizing me on giving this whole in the wall club such a low value....first you never been....second this is the vuiw of the locals and dancers that patron the place....i should had critized one I first…

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Strippers little black book.

She left it out prior to shitting the bed.And what does ole Dice do?He copies it.Already got one bow tie wearing faggot piping money into my account to keep quiet,and I'm only in the B's.Carpe Diem.

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Whats your preferrence on clubbing during the month?

Aside from the usual Bi-Weekly, Weekly, hell even daily for some of you, SC visits, what have you found to be the better times of the month where your CFs or ATFs or general dancer gives you the most mileage,…

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Strippers in the Olympics?

NBC may soon have something to break up the breathless beach volleyball coverage. The International Pole Sports Federation is siphoning off the sex through stringent regulations, ahead of a potential bid to become recognized as an Olympic sport. “We're trying to…

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Mnnnnn You Cant Roll This Troll

Mnnnnnnnnnnnnn Many have been wondering Who I am, Many have tried to attack Me, HURT Me, but I like the rest of the Asian Community....Have No Soul, No Real Purpose But To Bring Pain.....Or Irritation...Whichever you prefer. I am Lone…

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stop the KKK bullshit

i dont know what race juicebox69 is nut calling him a n$gger is srsly not cool. i think all of us should tell bonesbrother to shut the fuck up about this racist crap. im a pretty peacefil guy cause i…

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Help Duo Pick Out a Rentboy

http://www.rentboy.com/Browse/Results.aspx?cache=98037263&page=1&locid=1451 I vote for SEBASTIAN COCKS BLATINO 10INCH .

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.!!!!!! ***Take that RickRichStudSystem***.......***Boooooom! In yo face Rick !*

Nice to see juicebox doing a number of the RickyBoy.

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Watch out for Financial Crash next month.

This is not meant to be a polictical discussion. But I think the looming "threats" of a government shutdown come Oct. 1, will spook the stock market. Another year of fiscal uncertainty should be a bubble buster for…

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Dear Mr.CambyAss

Looks like I touched a nerve.....sippycup wins agsin !... ***Take that cambyass***.......***Booom! In yo face camby !***

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sippycup

Some body please creat a sippycup persona and raise sum hell.....that shit is larfing good !

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Flag wars !

Since my haters want to go their I'm going their......and I encourage the juice crew to flag all that flag my review or any other members of the crew....this is a hate crime against the people of my color....and this…

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sex 4 a pack of smokes realy ?

I was out after the clubs shopping for some milk and cookies and this lady about a 6 told me if I bought her a pack of smokes she would hook up with me....I was like shit yes and bought…

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Tapioca Pudding

Witch tuscl hitch should I pick on Rick ? Rick? Or Rick ?

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Platinum Plus Columbia SC

So there has been new management that seems to be stricter...would you say it is worth a visit (that is out of my way) or should I just note it as a hasbeen and just another club...I used to have…

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Mnnnnn People Want To Know Me Ehhhhhhhhh..........

My Original Name used to Be Master Pain, I don't like that name, I like Betty, its much softer, lets peoples guards down, AND THEN I POUNCE!!!!!!! MNnnnnnnnnnnnn Heeeeeeeeeheeeeeee.......But Seriously, I'm a Nice Man With.........Happy....Feelings.....To Prove, Here Is a Joke............What…

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Poll: Simple Question

This is a unscientific poll. How long does it take you to "fall in lust"? Does it take longer are you get older or have you lowered your standards due to unconscious desperation? Please state your age if you don't mind.

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Immediate odd situation - timely feedback. appreciated

I have a local OTC hookup who has been a good score for 4 or 5 meetups. I book the notel, she shows up, we do our thing and that is that. Sometimes I let her have the…

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Favorite Scene from "Red Dwarf"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDkGnyDv9o

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Charlies in the wire..............

and who on this board do you want feeding your fifty and why?

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The Unknown Strippers

With apologies to the Gong Show, their face covering could be something more comfortable than a brown paper bag. Would allow women to moonlight as strippers with less risk to jobs and relationships, and of general harassment. Would…

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public pools

Every time I see a sexy lady at the public pools I just love having sex with those pool wholes....one time the fire depo had to save my Dick cuz it was stuck in the pool whole....I also love taking…

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Candy Corn

I just love this sizzle !......i normally love to microwave this shit and turn it into a lovely drizzle of candy lubricant....the girls just love their yeast infections !

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Who'd Want a Lap Dance from Michele Obama

Me yes.

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OT: The secret of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay!!!

Check out theirs commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P5cP3QlhC0 Is that some creepy ass shizzle or what?

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Lap dance or renew TUSCL membership?

I've got $40 to spend. Should I renew my TUSCL membership or get a couple of lap dances?

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Questions About Canadian Clubs (not the whiskey)

I'm going to be in the Toronto-area on business soon, specifically in Scarborough. My former co-workers had often mentioned how much better the clubs are in Toronto than at home in the DC area. Is it acceptable to…

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The Butterfly Effect

Southwestern Michigan volunteers work to make former strip club into butterfly sanctuary KALAMAZOO, Mich. (AP) - Volunteers in southwestern Michigan are working to turn the former site of a strip club into a butterfly sanctuary. They planted milkweed, shrubs, perennials and other…

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bumping old topics

i dont think we should bump old topics unless we have something new to say. i found the topic of is the ass the new vagina cause i read the fuckbuddy thread and both of those threads are old. I…

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what is up with lordxbety??

I dont get lordxbetty. he does not seem to ever post about strippers or porno. i mean rly al he does is type mmmmmnnnn an stuff like that i like reading abot a lot of different things but i like it…

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Turning 18

What's up muthafuckas? Feeling great as usual. I am in need of some assistance. My eldest nephew turns 18 in a few weeks and I'd like to take him to his first gentlemens club.…

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A sign posted on the door to the main entrance of Cheaters Gentlemens Club Frida

Cheaters Gentlemans Club is closed tonight, and a sign is posted on the front door that says, "Closed Until Further Notice, Under Renovations." Around 6 p.m. Friday, several men in cars could be seen circling the empty parking lot, peering at…

The One That Started It All: Part I

Ashley was the kind of girl who had a tattoo of her first name sprawled across her lower back. Joel mused on the practicality of the tattoo before judging her as a human being. Given her profession, perhaps she got tired of needing to constantly remind her suitors of her name, and rather than exert the energy of leaning uncomfortably close to the inebriated patron and mouthing two syllables, she could simply point to her tramp stamp as she was grinding in the inquirer's lap to answer the question. Or maybe she was afflicted with a deficiency in forming memories and, much like Guy Pierce in Memento, had to tattoo all the vital information about her life throughout her body. She would…

Grinds my GEARS.

You know what grinds my gears? 'What is a girl like you doing in a place like this?' A place like what? This club? Really because you're in here with me too. A girl like what? So in the 2 mins we've sat together, you know what kind of girl I am. So you know my whole life story and you're saying I work in a Sugar Honey Ice Tea hole. Thank You. Of course, we women like to take what men like to say and completely twist and turn it around into what you weren't trying to say to begin with. And then starts the 2 hour discussion and you have no idea what just happened and why. But in this case, some poor dancer…

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What would you do?

I've been experimenting around with a webcam service for a few weeks and this morning I came across something truly remarkable. If it wasn't legit, it was a great con job. Most of these cam operators operate from their…

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I'm just crazy about Spanish food. Especially corned beef and cabbage.

God must be a Communist. Vey few dancers gave both brains and beauty.

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Platinum in Miami and Detroit

Does anyone know if Platinum (a lot of tattoos) still dances at Ace of Spades? She also mentioned that she dances in Miami (usually in the summer)?

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SPANISH girls info

Is there any NJ strip clubs with Mexican girls? OTHER THAN CABARET GO GO, PATERSON (timings wont work for me here) Thank you in advance

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Charleston SC this week?

Anybody in charleston SC early this week? I'm thinking of trying out Jaguars for the first time.

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List of Favorite SC Activities

Here's the activities I appreciate most at the strip club, mostly done in the VIP room: 1. BBBJ 2. DFK 3. DATY 4. HJ on bare unit 5. HJ over pants 6. Her sucking/biting my nipples 7. Me sucking/biting her nipples 8. Her kissing/licking my ears 9. Her kissing/licking…

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Any latinas at heartbreakers sc?

Cant decide where i want to go since pp has gone downhill

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Music and Reviews

How many of you men need to set the mood with some music just to compose a review of epic style ?....I do every time....it inspires me

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Perception of opportunity

I, and probably most of society, have a perception that pretty young women have an abundance of opportunity to live a life filled with abundance and wealth. All they have to do is make the right decisions in their…

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Lucite Heels

Once again it's a beautiful Friday. I hope some of y'all perverts are gonna make it to the club this weekend. I went on Wednesday and I'm planning on going again. Now that…

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Advice

I will be in Belleville,MI on business and will have a free late afternoon on a Thursday. Looking to spend my time wisely and have as much fun as possible..... So which club should I visit?

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I feel so used......

My current fav used me today, repeatedly. She must have cum at least half a dozen times while grinding on me during our VIP trip. I feel so used. Guess I'll just have to keep seeing her!…

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Just a mile high story. :)

AUGUST 8--A woman and her male companion were charged this week in a Nevada federal court after the duo allegedly committed a number of “lewd, indecent, and obscene” sex acts on each other during a June flight from Oregon to…

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Arab or Indian dancers in Detroit?

Over the years I have enjoyed private dances with all kinds of American girls -- white, black, Hispanic, and Asian (Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, and Filipina) – and Eastern European girls – including Russian, Lithuanian, Serbian, Rumanian, and Bulgarian -–…

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its true zip is right its all about LOVE

I've got 10 pounds of pot burning inbmy back yard and I've got 10 pounds of jelly beans to roll around in with 2 stripper friends.....I'm sorry Mr shadow.........lets all be friends again.....

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Hottest sci-fi actress

Which sci-fi actress would you most like to see in the club giving slutty, slutty lap dances? Right now I'm voting for Rachel Nichols from Continuum. Pretty fucking hot!

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Is the chosen one among us?

It is prophesied that a chosen one will bring balance to the force and end the pointless battles between the Jedi and Sith. We here at TUSCL are in the midst of such a battle. Will someone step forward to…

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HELP - cabaret gogo paterson nj

Is anybody may know and can answer what are the business hours for this club - cabaret gogo paterson nj Thank you in advance.

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Uh Oh. Competition for TUSCL?

A new service is coming to Houston on September 1 that should make planning your evening entertainment a little bit easier. Gentlemen's Review goes live next month across the country, enabling gentlemen's club patrons to review pictures of featured dancers, check…

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Collin County jury deliberating case of former Plano stripper accused of trying

A Collin County jury is deliberating the fate of a former stripper from Plano accused of attempting to kill her fiance. Vicky Renee Miller, 44, faces a charge of attempted murder. She pleaded not guilty. If convicted, she faces two to…

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2 for 1

A mother and daughter were arrested Tuesday and both face charges after soliciting two-for-one sex deals on Backpage.com, police said. Ramona Ramoutar, 43, aka 'Jazmine,' and Daniella Eshtie Sinanan, 24, aka 'Angel,' advertised themselves on the 'south florida escorts' section of…

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let me save you on some reading

If your on tuscl to learn how to fuck that stripper of yours the little secret is offer her Cash and if she says no she means offer her more the baam...your Dick is wet !

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Dancers Licking Their Own Punani

Have any of you sick, twisted, degenerate fucks that I love with all my heart and soul ever seen a dancer lick her own pussy? Suck on her own clit? I haven't but I'd love to. I…

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT RICK-BOY ***

I like this .^^^^^

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It's been on mind.....

Ok, I've been thinking about this alot lately. It seems like the majority of the core TUSCL board posters have the following attributes: • Well educated • Above average income. Some, well above. • Well endowed (if you can believe everything posted) If…

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What is with the male obsession with BIG tits?

Most men glorify big tits to the point that women get implants and then men bitch that they don't like fake tits. Even if men really don't like big tits they go along with it because "that is what men…

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Big Wednesday aka Humpday Hotties

What a Wednesday, both here on TUSCL and at the strip club. Definetely a Big Wednesday and I don't mean that cult, surf classic(although I do love the film). I don't mean BBW. What I'm…

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Luv it.

A local strip club says the City of Davenport owes them nearly $200,000 for keeping their dancers off the stage for a year. A federal court has ruled against the city in the strip club's lawsuit. The City of Davenport…

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Mnnnnn All The Haters Be Hungry for Dick.....

Not just any dick like you cock hungry whore usually like to get but since the man has been back all you've been been doing is rushing to get his dick in your mouth, you bunch of Cock hungry Faggots…

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Guess Who Said This?

" I knew I was going to take some lumps for this but there it is. My problem is that I despise condoms and sometimes a good BBBJ quickly becomes something else. No excuses - I could have stopped it, but…

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Please Stop Spamming and Flame Wars!

I'm new to the strip club scene! With all this spamming and flame wars, I can't get to the real good stuff like RickyBoyDugan's "The System" for how to pay hookers for sex. And it really is rocket science so…