The classic...fun with fried chicken and/or cucumbers and strippers. This is the equivalent of "Radar Love" at a Golden Earring concet.
Try poking a few specific folks in the eye and see what they do. This dude "23cambyman" is hilareous. He will write typo riddled responses to folks like you criticizing your English. Here is the funny part: the dude doesn't really know English himself! Indeed, he is kind of a moron. But you'll have to start writing posts that resemble English rather than using pure Pootie speak.
Describe some fun times "bein' a PIMP". For this you'll need to shift from Pootie speak to some variant of Ebonics. Just add "z" to words randomly. Pay no attention to tenses. Maybe wear a hoodie while you type to put you in the right head space.
Go on a vision quest and detail your experiences. Perhaps you could set up a sweat lodge in your bathroom and take large doses of DXM. You'll have a good ol' time!
Reveal your true identity. I am of course referring to the fact that you are Kal-el of Krypton but you got your hand on some red kryptonite. Or I suppose you could be Juice.
