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Toledo

So I'm going to be in the toledo area on a Tuesday afternoon next week and all I see is a bunch of mixed non descriptive reviews. Anyone have any advise on where fun can be found in or around…

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Good parenting

I recently visited a VIP room with a stripper who gave me a ridiculously good BBBJ. I swear my tongue must have lolled out and my eyes rolled back in my head as she worked her magic. The…

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strip clubs, drugs, & live in girlfriends...

In about 2 weeks it'll be a year since I first set a foot in a strip club, oh how my life has changed ever since. At that time I was socially retarded, lonely, no friends, no social life, 100lbs+ overweight,…

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I thought this shit only happened at 2 AM

What are the chances this guy LDK'd in his pants and needed to clean them before the Mrs. finds out. http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20130903/LOCAL07/309039939

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"And Now For Something Completely Different"

Taking a break from the endless “troll” discussions. Just a note to newer members about two other strip club related resources. Older members have seen these sites mentioned here in the past. http://petertips.blogspot.com/ “Peter”…

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y do people get upset ?

You call some one a juice sock puppet and bam ! It's a piss fight

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Charlotte 2AMer

Some in the crowd panicked, jumped in their cars and sped off out of the parking lot. Others, took out their frustration on police officers. Some, overtaken with what just happened, were seen crying on the side of…

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Police arrest five accused of drug dealing following raid of Indianapolis strip

An IMPD raid Aug. 28, 2013, at Patty's Show Club on the Near Westside netted police a total of six arrests -- five people on drug-dealing charges and one person accused of possessing marijuana. / Bill McCleery/The Star Five people face…

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For the record

Just for the record I am NOT JUICEBOX69!!! Founder banned him

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Updaze and juicebox69 and bang69

The same person I believe

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"The Lottery”

Loads of animosity on the board with trolls trolling trolls. Amusing as it all is what has become clear with all the bumping of old threads is that the righteous indignation about how the trolls have ruined the board…

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Confessions of Dougster (formerly known as davids)

This has all happened before and will probably happen again. The names change, but the game remains the same. Below is a posting from one of Dougster's old aliases, davids, during a rare moment of honesty and clarity. Don't…

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Shoot out in Tampa.

TAMPA — A shooting between two cars that began at an Ybor City strip club early Tuesday morning ended when the driver of one vehicle rammed into the other, sending the shooter fleeing on foot, according to police. The bizarre turn…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Went here last Saturday. Girls...

Went here last Saturday. Girls were for the most part pretty hot. Some were nice to talk to. Others you could tell weren't sure if they wanted to be there. The…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

I went to Hollywood on Labor...

I went to Hollywood on Labor Day weekend. I was pleasantly surprised with the quantity and quality of girls on a holiday weekend. Over all I had a great time and the girls were friendly.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I got my money's worth. I...

I got my money's worth. I forget the dancer's name but she was a hot blonde and she offered me a lap dance. The DJ offered a 3 dances for the rate of 1 special…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This review is two-part story ending...

This review is two-part story ending at Paradise City II in Bunker Hill, WV (see my other review there). I did several reviews of this club awhile back, so this is an update. My…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to Delilah's for the second...

Went to Delilah's for the second time with a bachelor party, so this review is more for those looking for a group spot. It was a Sat night around midnight and the club was pretty…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

$10 to get in because I...

$10 to get in because I got there just after 1pm. It is free from 11am-1pm every day. There were about 10 customers when I got there. Most of the girls were…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

I checked this club out from...

I checked this club out from 6pm to 10pm. From the outside place looks really nice. And walking in the initial scan and the club looked clean and nice. I was met by a friendly bouncer…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Came in on a Friday night...

Came in on a Friday night around 11pm and the place was fairly busy, not packed by any means but enough people to keep the dancers happy. It's a fully nude club like it's sister…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Visited Gold Club Centerfolds on a...

Visited Gold Club Centerfolds on a Monday night after a conference in downtown Sacramento. Quite a drive from downtown but worth the visit. Got a double dance from two Latinas in the back.…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visiting the Rio has become a...

Visiting the Rio has become a standard must-to on my list when I make my annual visit to Indianapolis, and this time I stopped by on three different occasions. The first time for this trip was…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

this is the best club for...

this is the best club for your money. YMMV with dances. You will not find ANY other activity other than dances, so if you are looking a hand job or more- you better go somewhere…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

The club is a very laid...

The club is a very laid back atmosphere, there's a bar and tables for people to sit at. The music that is played is rap. The girls there are not that forthcoming, you have to…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

This place is Pretty decent. Not...

This place is Pretty decent. Not too many dancers, but the ones that are there are cute. Super low key, you aren't going to have to fight through crowds of dudes. Nice lapdances too.…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club in a long time so I convinced one of my girl friends to go with me here since she wanted to hang out. We get there and the drink…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I was in Detroit for a...

I was in Detroit for a quick business trip just before the holiday. Had a few hours free Thursday afternoon and was up at the north end so my colleague a I decided to make…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

My trip to VIP tonight was...

My trip to VIP tonight was pretty good. I'll definetly come back again. Arrive at the club around 10 pm and it was pretty dead. About 4 dancers there and about 10 customers. The club…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

Went in on a Friday evening,...

Went in on a Friday evening, there were about 5 or 6 girls but it looked like more were coming in. I didn't stick around to find out. The layout is very strange. The pool…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Wagon Wheel has always been one...

Wagon Wheel has always been one of my favorite clubs in the country. HI cover charge keeps out the riff raff, you can bring in your own beer or wine so that makes up for…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Got off work early on a...

Got off work early on a Thursday so decided to check out Carls. Was there around 3:30. It was pretty slow with 5-10 customers and 2 dancers, both occupied. Carls is not really a club…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

My latest visit was a disappointment....

My latest visit was a disappointment. Mickeys is consistently inconsistent. Went in on a Tuesday afternoon and ordered a beer. Soon after the beer arrived, so did the first dancer, a tall thin…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Was on business in Detroit and...

Was on business in Detroit and made my plans to stop here and treat myself. Mandatory valet and since I arrived around 6pm there was no cover. The place was very crowded, as a matter…

The Event Center

Dayton, Ohio

I visited on Labor Day. After...

I visited on Labor Day. After driving an hour to get there (because Columbus clubs have gotten too expensive and puritanical), I found, despite the hours posted on the sign, was closed without any announcement…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have been to the Oasis...

I have been to the Oasis many times over the years when traveling for work. Decided to stop in, even though the review have been heading downhill. Not much in the club…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Was my first time in a...

Was my first time in a long time . I was used to a certain quality of dance and dancer during the nite shift . From pretty young white girls to attractive matures to a…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Being from NY and having real...

Being from NY and having real legit strip clubs that girls will fuck you in I was a little bit surprised here. I don't know if its just me but to my knowledge I certainly…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Visited the club last Thursday as...

Visited the club last Thursday as it is one my favorites in Detroit area. as usual, wasn't disappointed...the quality of the dancers ranged from average to outstanding. The wait staff was very professional…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Very laid back club. They created...

Very laid back club. They created a new lap dance area a few months ago and it is much more private, much more fun. No more out in the open non contact dances. The girls…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

This is a great club. It...

This is a great club. It has been remodeled a few months ago, so if you haven’t been in a while it is much nicer. The seats are very comfy and the tables are laid…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Not much to say about this...

Not much to say about this club. Read some pretty good reviewed so I decided to check it out. I did visit on a Sunday but even then there were only two dancers and one…

Pallas Club

Portland, Oregon

I danced here only one sunday...

I danced here only one sunday night from 4pm to 12am, so I saw dancers from the 4pm to 9pm shift and dancers from the late 9pm to 2am shift. When I arrived at 4pm…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Its been a while but me...

Its been a while but me and 2 of friends went to The Blue Saturday night.I felt kinda guilty about going because my girlfriend used to work for them,and she wasent treated well towards the…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Great day at the BML. I...

Great day at the BML. I went in there at opening time at around 11. The dancers were just filing in and so I had to wait a little bit, but it was all good.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I hadn't been to IR in...

I hadn't been to IR in about a year and was excited to make the visit to Cocoa for a couple of days. Thursday aftrenoon was good but Friday afternoon and evening turned out…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to the club around 4:30...

Went to the club around 4:30 pm last wedesday. While I was having a beer they announced 2 for 1 dances at 5pm. I did not know that they had these specials outside of the…

The G Spot

Eastampton, New Jersey

I hadn't been here in a...

I hadn't been here in a years. Found myself driving past and decided to stop. Parking lot was crowded. Went inside and only saw about 3 customers. There were at least 6…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Been to this club off and...

Been to this club off and on over many years. It has changed a lot over the years. Now has one stage and a side area for lap dances. Haven't had video poker games for…

Casa Rosso

Amsterdam, Netherlands

all over the world.....So it's...

all over the world.....So it's almost always bizzy all year long!!!! This is a bar where you do tricks like dancers do on 'blue' stags but there is absolutly no prostitution.......Everybody who really enjoys…

Sam's Hideaway

Fairlawn, Ohio

Club just down the road from...

Club just down the road from work. But first time here usually hit the clubs in the Cleveland area on the way home. About 5pm when i stopped. Looks like an old time road bar…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

I've made two trips to The...

I've made two trips to The Hardware Store. Both were on Thursday afternoon. First trip was in early May and the last was the end of August. The first time there were probably…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

I just wanted to give my...

I just wanted to give my update on this club. As luck would have it, I found myself in Madison twice in the span of a few weeks. With an open night to…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

If you are in the market...

If you are in the market for a very personal club experience, this is the place. I cannot say enough about this club and much on here has already been said. I find…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

I love the Dirty Bird. Best...

I love the Dirty Bird. Best value in Lawrence, and best VIP room, too. The quality of the dancers varies, but in my experience most give a very good grind, are very friendly and will chat…

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

This was a nice looking place...

This was a nice looking place with nice looking girls but I could tell right away that this was one place I would spend a lot of money on and not get much back. I…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

With the Nationals (Drags) being in...

With the Nationals (Drags) being in town I knew they would be busy. And, they had a lot of girls working. Both were good for them but not so much for me.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

When I anywhere in the...

When I anywhere in the Philly area I make it a point to stop in. This club has the feel of a neighbor bar that has mostly hot, always friendly dancers. They dance…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

Been in Detroit for work for...

Been in Detroit for work for the last little while and had the urge to head out to a strip club. Went to Bouzouki with a female friend one Monday night when we were…

Cheeks

Santa Fe, New Mexico

Pretty friendly place and everyone i...

Pretty friendly place and everyone i interacted with was nice. Parking lot kind of dark. Inside looks like your average strip club - not really anything special that sticks out. A lot of lap dances…

Peeper's

Utica, New York

Pretty low brow place. Just a...

Pretty low brow place. Just a juice bar and the cover was $10 i think (comes with a 'free' drink). Girls were all very nice. Not the most high class, so if that's a requirement…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

One of the friendliest clubs I...

One of the friendliest clubs I have ever been too thanks to the management. All the way from the Valet who lets you self park if you want to (you still have to pay him,…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

This was the second time that...

This was the second time that I was here. The club layout is a little weird. if you go there make sure to park on the road. if you park in the lot you will…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Went on a Thursday night. The...

Went on a Thursday night. The staff was overall very friendly. bouncer was helpful with getting a good table. shot girls came around a couple times but were never too pushy. I come to a…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

You know that T-Pain song "Bartender"...

You know that T-Pain song "Bartender" when he says "200 b*tches and I bet none of them hot." That was Tootsies last night. I chilled at Tootsies with a few buddies of mine for four…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

It had been a awhile since...

It had been a awhile since checking out Tycoons so I thought I'd stop in. The last time I was here there were only about 8 dancers working and none was worth watching on…

Lady Godiva's

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in a while, but I dropped in to meet up with a customer. Things were super slow, even for a Wednesday at about 7:30 PM. Was made to pay the…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

I had some business up in...

I had some business up in Massachusetts and stopped by the Magic Lantern on my way home. I got there just after 12:30 PM on Tuesday. There were only 3-4 guys there. Got a drink…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Things are getting pretty interesting down...

Things are getting pretty interesting down at the pink palace. Earlier in August an underage girl was found working there and her pimp was arrested there too. It's being treated as a sex trafficking case…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Was the first time since a...

Was the first time since a while that i visited the club. Arrived around 10.30 and was not busy at all, but already had some nice looking girls. What i donot like is that everytime…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

I have been to the club...

I have been to the club for the white party on Aug 30th when daisy marie was there. Man O Man I have to tell that she is really one hot b**ch who gave dances…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

It had been quite a while...

It had been quite a while since I'd visited, and a friend wanted to meet me there... so, here goes. Showed up a little after lunchtime and the place was pretty dead. Only a few…

XTC

Fort Worth, Texas

I don't don't know may be...

I don't don't know may be it I went there on weekday, the place was completely dead. It is Byob That means it is full nude club and it is the only plus side of…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

This visit to Spanky's wasn't as...

This visit to Spanky's wasn't as good as I'd hope it would be. For a Saturday, I was expecting the A team but got the B team (and I'm being generous). Here's my thoughts on some of…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went to Penthouse Club for...

I went to Penthouse Club for the first time in a long time with a friend of mine. I almost forgot where it was located so pay attention to the signs because one wrong turn…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went in late last sunday night....

Went in late last sunday night. This place was somewhat crowded for a sunday. I sat down and was approached by the waitress, I told her I wasnt ready to order my…

Barbarella

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Forget about the strip show -...

Forget about the strip show - it's horrible and happens at random intervals only. This is a place to meet hookers for taking them out, which I waps not interesting, but once this was made…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by here while I was...

Stopped by here while I was on a business trip to Dallas. I've heard great things about this club and wanted to check it out for some time now. Went there around 7pm on a…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I had not been to Mickey's...

I had not been to Mickey's in a long, long time. Had some time on a recent Saturday and stopped by around 2:30 or so. There were 8 or 10 girls working and…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Well they took down the lights...

Well they took down the lights so now it's dark in the club. It was a slow day not a lot of traffic. That's bad for the girls but, for the guys lucky enough to…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Stopped in on Labor Day Weekend...

Stopped in on Labor Day Weekend (Sat) in the afternoon around 2:30PM with my wife. Walked in no cover charge. Only seen one dancer sitting with one other guy and the bartender who also evidently…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Another somewhat disappointing visit to Jen's....

Another somewhat disappointing visit to Jen's. Went in, way too dark as usual. $4+$1 for a freaking coke. Bathrooms had actually been mopped, but it was early in the day. Shooed…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

I found myself in Ft. Lauderdale...

I found myself in Ft. Lauderdale for work related stuff. This time my trip from Orlando was on a weekend so I was eagerly looking forward. To my stay. After getting my work completed on Friday…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

This used to be my favorite...

This used to be my favorite club. Now, not so much. It's still very nice inside and the quality of the girls is still decent but something is lacking. I honestly think…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I had been to this club...

I had been to this club a few times with friends in the past, but this time I came in on a Monday night at around 9 PM, solo this time, for lingerie night (big…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Had to stop in since I...

Had to stop in since I was staying at hotel around the corner. Heading down the steps, paid the $10 cover as it was still early. Nicely escorted to a table by the…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club many times and always had a good time. But it a been quite a few years since I had been there. Was over in Tampa visiting from Orlando last…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

It's a good place to...

It's a good place to go if you like being surrounded by drugs hookers and thieves! I left my cell phone on the bar for only a few minutes at closing time and when…

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EVER HAD ONE OF THESE TYPE LAPDANCES?

only had about 6-7 girls over the years that had this special technique done to me. that's when she takes your dick on her ass crack and then w/her butt cheeks clamps and squeezes your dick. one of those girls…

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Clubs in northeast PA

I'll be in northeast PA for a couple of weeks. From the reviews it seems not that interesting. Any intel will help ( clubs to visit/ avoid and menu). Wil post my reviews after visit. Thanks!

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Anyone watch Ninja Warrior?

Looks more like Wipeout tonight with everyone plunging into the water. lol. ;)

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What do you guys do when a stripper you don't care for asks for a tip after you

Do you give her a dollar to leave or do you get rude because she might keep coming back? One dancer I don't care for keeps coming back. The last time she asked I said maybe later and then left…

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Strip/Dance Clubs

Anyone ever run into a strip club (preferably in the NY area) that is set up more like a real nightclub with a dance floor, etc. And you could actually dance on the dance floor with the girls (for…

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TDHQ "Dougster" Update

Most of the *newer* members here believe that "Dougster" is a 5 year old troll. What they do not know is that he has actually been doing the same shit, under different aliases, for closer to 9 years.…

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The Peoples Court

Was watching US Open tennis and when it went of The Peoples Court came on with a case between two black strippers from Jaguars 3 in Brooklyn. One had totaled the others car after working one night and both of…

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has anyone had any OTC action in mass clubs?

I have ben paying dancer's tuition for many years, I have been friends with a few outside the club, banged a few but I have NEVER been offered any extras or out of the club activity. I have a few…

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Classic Threads

Thanks to ranukam for bringing back some classic threads. TUSCL is a virtual Algonquin Round Table of wit and sophistication.

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Eugenics

There are times when saving a life is a greater crime than taking one.

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Stumbling Strippers

What an amazing weekend, brothers and sisters. The Mojave Desert was in full monsoon swing, sunny and rainy, lightning and thunder. Lake Havasu was full of bikini babes, bad ass boats, and cold beers(only cold for…

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The Felon Boyfriend and I

My favorite dancer Mandy told me she drives 2 hours to visit her boyfriend in a Michigan prison. She said he went to jail for drugs. She aroused my curiosity about this boyfriend, who I'll call Earl. Fortunately, the…

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I Don't Like Fighting Ten of You Guys at Once...

It's not enough of a challenge. Can your side do better? Please?

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What's it like in West Virginny Tunabro?

So tell us 'bout your West Virginny home. How many cousins do you have workin' the poll? And how many teeth do they have? (You can simply provide an average if that is easier). Do you sell meth or oxy…

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taking a shit

Ever.pay a hooker to let you take a big ol'shit on her chest ?

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

I believe this to be one...

I believe this to be one of the best clubs in Columbus (which isn't saying much).They have %100 VIP room which last for three songs. These rooms are worth the money if you find the…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Just went to Big Al's, it...

Just went to Big Al's, it was 10pm on a Sunday night. The girls were hot, except one, maybe 10 girls working. They say it's $3.00 cover and $3.00 drinks, but it's a lie, I…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Club wasn't very busy when i...

Club wasn't very busy when i was there. This made the girls more than eager to give my friends and i attention. The VIP room is a little pricey since the band expires by the…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Just left Elliott's at 11:30pm on...

Just left Elliott's at 11:30pm on a Sunday night, what a joke. I got there at 11:00pm, as soon as I walked in the door the waitress damn near ran up to me to get…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I stopped by Players on a...

I stopped by Players on a Saturday afternoon not too long ago. Overall, I had a pleasant, if not all that memorable, visit. The club itself is very upscale, possibly more than any of the other…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

I am not a frequent club...

I am not a frequent club going but decided to check a few out last week. This one being on my list. From the outside the club looks like a shoddy built place. Entering the club…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I am a longtime Jet Strip...

I am a longtime Jet Strip customer. I used to be a Day Shift guy but I've switched to evenings. I used to be a little afraid of being in that area after…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

This was a very energetic place....

This was a very energetic place. A lot of dancers and had an overall club feel. It was packed with people and despite having all the chairs filled with people, there never seemed to be…

Mints

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Mints typically takes a backseat to...

Mints typically takes a backseat to Sundowner for most folks in the area. I've been a few times and it isn't bad. Compared to the US clubs it is great. I've only been on weekends…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Hi, I visited this place around midnight...

Hi, I visited this place around midnight on a Sunday and they were closing at around 1 AM. I could manage only 1 Lap Dance. The club has a central dance stage with seats around it in…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

This is probably going to be...

This is probably going to be my least-thorough review ever, but it's for a reason: My last visit may go down as one of the more epic nights in my life. I about…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I went to visit this club...

I went to visit this club on a Friday night. I had seen the billboard on the 605 enough times that I finally thought I should give it a try. It is located…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

First time here since the late...

First time here since the late 90's looks a lot different now from back then really liked the interior and general atmosphere of the club. One large stage with a small shower stage next to…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I was on a business trip...

I was on a business trip in LA and saw the ad about the club. Its a 30 minutes drive from Universal City. It was a Thursday night. I arrived to the club…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

Some of the dancers are great...

Some of the dancers are great and there are certainly some ladies there who know how to work a pole, but some of the girls are ugly inside and out. I sat down in the…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Club Rouge is a little more...

Club Rouge is a little more upscale than your average Portland club. The bouncers and waitresses, bartenders, etc are clean cut and dressed fairly well. And the club has a dress code, though it's pretty…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Sunday night at Trumpps. I...

Sunday night at Trumpps. I arrived around 9:15 and it appeared there were a decent amount of cars in the lot (mandatory valet $6= tip). When I entered I discovered that most of…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

First and foremost, as far as...

First and foremost, as far as value goes, this place is excellent! Five dollar cover, ten to twenty per lap dance. As far as appearance of the club goes, on the outside, its about the…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

After long day of work I...

After long day of work I decided to go to xtc door cover was cheap and so were the lap dances they had an okay DJ and staff was really friendly you have to pay…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

After long day of work I...

After long day of work I decided to go to xtc door cover was cheap and so were the lap dances they had an okay DJ and staff was really friendly you have to pay…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

This was my first strip club...

This was my first strip club experience in Seattle. Mandatory soft drink purchase. There is a large main stage and spacious seating area. Dancers are very nice and will come around and ask you for…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Not a bad place, ladies are...

Not a bad place, ladies are all shapes and most are sexy. The recent reviews are not so good, but went on a Tuesday night and had a great time. Tried a couple…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

This club has been around for...

This club has been around for ever and it shows. The owner has not put a single nickel in up keeping this old place. If you like old style strip joints where the stage is…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

About ten years ago, this used...

About ten years ago, this used to be the top club in the GTA where it was almost impossible to find a parking spot and it was standing room only. Fast forward to the present…

New Climax

Tokyo, Japan

all dancers are eastern european. russian...

all dancers are eastern european. russian ,estonian etc or japanese...from what i seen,most do some hardcore extras (customer fingering etc) lap dances are 5000yen per 4mins. to keep customers in the lap dance area you…

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Clubbing with a friend...

Am I the only one that hates this? Its probably because the single friends I have left that I can go to the clubs with are annoying. I got used to going by myself since I used to travel a…

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ED's Exotic Dancer Awards Show Announces Winners

CLEARWATER, Fla.—For the 21st straight year, an entire industry came together for three days of networking events, seminars, exclusive parties, a packed tradeshow and an industry awards show. The Annual Gentlemen's Club Owners Expo, held Aug. 20-22 at Mandalay Bay,…

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S. Carolina Swingers Club 'The Beaver Lodge' Gets the Boot

FLORENCE, S. Carolina—Maybe it was the name that done them in. A swingers club subtly named the Beaver Lodge—aka The Benevolent Order of Beavers—has agreed to vacate its home in a building on Hazel Drive in Florence after it was…

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Remember When.....

Remember when MTV used to show music videos. And this discussion board used to talk about strippers? But MTV began running shows like Remote Control and The Real World. (Remember Puck and Pedro season 2). And a guy…

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TDHQ Initial Profile of "Dougster"

Profile of Dougster ------------------------------------------------------ BASIC ISSUES: Dougster is the most active troll perpetrator on tuscl. Primary goal appears to be disruption intended solely for his own amusement. Has developed clear obsessions with a few users with a special emphasis on rickdugan.…

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now THIS is a lapdance

http://graphics.pop6.com/ffadult/blogs_100/48/76/3224876.2174.big.gif

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Sandwitches in the.Club

I ordered this one sandwitches B.L.T i believe and when i got it it looked like the cook wiped his ass on the bread....I ate it instead of complaining csuse I don't like to cause a fuss. And later on…

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Club Layout Preference ?

Not that it makes a difference whether or not I will visit a club – but … I like/prefer open spaces and prefer a club with a large wide open main room so one can take it all in (the view…

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Flight to Benghazi

Just watched a show about a plane flight to Benghazi that didn't arrive. It was the James Stewart film "The Flight of the Phoenix". A film WORLDS better than the 2004 version.

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First time to strip club

I'll be heading over to Windsor and will probably stop at a strip club and I have a few questions. 1. When dances are a specified rate of $20 do you tip on top of that? 2. Where do you get all…

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Serious Topic: On Good Trolling...

23cambyman's post made me think of a few issues. Primarily the issue of proper troll etiquette. The TUSCL board is one of the few places where people regularly post crazy shit. Often somewhat strip club related but not always. Often…

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Houston 2AMer

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- One person is dead and two others are in the hospital this morning after shots rang out in the street in front of a southwest Houston strip club. It happened around 5:30am in the…

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kool tuscl names

I just found a member that uses "KFC" he must be a lurker but that is of the bike peddles

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The Rise of Atlanta's Strip-Club DJs as Music Moguls

Artists Looking to Break Out Pay Mr. Love's Crew to Spin New Songs ATLANTA—On a recent Monday evening, 12 of the most powerful figures in this city's music industry gathered over Buffalo wings and Sprite in a cramped recording studio, making…

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What It Was Like to Work at the Lusty Lady, a Unionized Strip Club

The San Francisco peep show closes September 2. A former stripper remembers the empowering atmosphere, even amidst a grueling schedule. To locate the ethos of San Francisco's just-shuttered Lusty Lady peep show, one must look for a sign. Not some mystical…

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Mars Men's Club (Akron) changing to Evolution

Anyone been to the new "Evolution" club in Akron? It is the new name of the Mars Men's Club. The floor dances are now $10 instead of $5 and the VIP is now $20 instead of $10. Thanks to…

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Buying dancer's panties

Anyone try it? What kind of prices do you pay? I have asked a few times and get quotes of $50 but some settle on lower price like $20. I myself have paid $20 and another time I…

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Tuscl user issues

Tell me if this happens to you. Every day i log in as juicebox69 but it keeps calling me Bigtuna1 Did I get hacked ? What gives ?

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8/31/13

Who's clubbing tonite??

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About Troll_Defense_HQ

I am a war veteran and a long time user of this site. I've come here under a lot of different names over time and it has always been a good read with good info. But wtf has…

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penthouse VIP at PP in Greenville

was quoted @$95 for the house (bottle service) plus $250 for 1/2 hour or $400 for an hour with dancer. thought this a too high so turned it down. can get laid in ATL for less than $300 and…

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Email Hacking

Has other members had a email from their provider saying some one was trying to hack your account ? The account I use is just for tuscl. So it makes me wonder who or how they got my account email

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Sex just isnt enough

I need a cheesecake as well

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Lap dance punch card

I read the recent review for roadhouse in Columbus and it mentions a punch card for lap dances - 10th dance is free. Any one else see this at a club before?

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On Topic: Music Video of the Year

J Cole wrote and produced the song, impressive enough. But he also directed the video. Hollywood and major record labels are filled with video directors who are competent at best. A musician directing a music video and actually doing a…

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Cowgirl Up

Don't ya just love the fashion show at Wal-Mart? Was out shopping this morning and this 20-something girl (about 40 pounds overweight) had on extremely short shorts and cowboy boots. In what Universe did she wake up this morning and say…

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Ever seen a...

Smurf stripping on stage. Fuck dudes when I saw Smurfette stripping on stage I just has to take that lil' bitch back to the CR for a private dance. She let me ass fuck her while she put the bottle…

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Riddle me this...

Is tusclpolice911 growing on anybody else? I totally think that dude is a cop. Folks are complaining that he can't spell "legal" or "cell" or stuff like that. Shit fellas...that is what has convinced me he is a cop! What is…

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Ava - Ritz Houston - a bad little girl

She is one of most fantastic blondes I have seem in a long time. She is a smart ROB. She is one sexy gal but u will get air dances in two way contact town. Take her…

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What is the excitement of tipping during stage show?

So whenever I happen to be forgetful and go to the club on the weekend, (Friday/Saturday) I generally see a crowd around one stage or another eager like a beaver to tip. And after reading the thread "The Cheer" by…

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what happen to Juicebox ?

Last I heard he was butt fuckin a bus stop hoe for a Bucket of KFC ? What did you last hear about juicebox ?

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extras in vip

what extras do you pay for in VIP and what do you expect as a normal vip visit. I think that a hj, bj, finger bang and fs is an extra and will cost more. things like ass…

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Clubbing around the holidays

A few years back, I very narrowly avoided a DUI checkpoint on the night before Labor Day and that was only because the door manager warned me about it. That was the best damned $40 I ever spent.…

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Early Retirement

In the past week, I've had two different dancers tell me they are on track to retire in their mid-thirties. I believe it too because these babes are big time hustlers working the floor seemingly everyday. They seem…

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The cheer

Made an afternoon visit to my favorite SC recently. Place was packed as the long weekend approached. Pretty festive atmosphere with plenty of dancers for the full house of PL's. An unexpected cheer arose throughout the club as…

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Juice in Holding sell

Ok boys juice has been man raped, ass kicked, mouth fucked and KFC'd......he still want behave what else can we do to teach this little fucker to behave ?

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$100

Stage tip ? Kooliest shit I've ever seen

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i like

Titties

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Employee vs Contractor

With more dancers than ever being treated as employees of the clubs they dance in. Has anyone noticed the ever increasing number of dancers that no longer qualify for many of the State and Federal subsidies that they were once…

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who wants dougster gone

Yes or no

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Obama Clueless What to do About Syria

Did you guys watch Kerry? Um, we will, um, not sure... What do you think? What a joke!

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OT: Hunting

Has anyone here ever been snype hunting? If so tell us your best snype hunting stories? Remember on Cheers when everyone took Frazer snype hunting?

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Nuru

There has been several threads on AMPs on here but has anyone ever donr a Nuru massage?

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Labor Day Weekend

Good morning to all. The weekend is upon us and for some, the end of summer is close at hand. For those of us in the Southwest, September is often the hottest month or close to…

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Stink Onions?

Stink Onions, the true name for Chicago. Apparently. Some State names look kind of weird too http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23884819 http://www.kalimedia.com/Atlas_of_True_Names_USA.html

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Percentage of girls offering takeout in a strip club

Just curious, for the guys with experience getting strippers to meet them outside the club, any input as to what percentage of the girls you ask about this respond favorably to your overtures? 50%? less? more?

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Streetwalker?

My ATF has been carless for a week. Repossessed, reclaimed ( what a rip-off) and then the day she got it back, she rear-ended a car. So she's not been working much and has been hitting me up for Western…

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Crabs?

Anyone ever catch crabs from interacting with a stripper? I don't think a condom would be much help against those fuckers. I don't recall it being discussed on TUSCL before.

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TUSCLing ... Desktop; Laptop; Tablet; or Smart Phone ?

In another series of deep philosophical TUSCL surveys. Which do use most often use to TUSCLarize: a) Desktop PC b) Laptop c) Tablet d) Smart Phone e) Other (w/e that would be) I imagine this may have been asked before (even by me LOL) – but I…

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Itc in houston

A club near my office strippers have quoted me $300 FS in CR. It is $50 pay as u go CR. It appears I am going to core with a 27 yo stripper there. I offered her $200 OTC…

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STD's

Motorhead started a topic about valet parking. Asking the question "anybody actually have an incident with using them"? Well, what about STD's? There have been countless topics about using condoms to avoid STD's and even pregnancies but has anyone actually picked…

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Time for another Alucard PM count.

22 here.

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Miley Cyrus cumming to a pole in your town

Since this twat is over 18 she is now fair game. I have never understood the fascination with this ho. Her looks put her working at Hustler Club in Detroit or the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. A "Skinny Butterface" tease. I…

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Alucard wants me to post something more important?

How about this - plenty of gun control in North Korea. Only the government has guns... like it should be in his opinion: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10272953/Kim-Jong-uns-ex-lover-executed-by-firing-squad.html

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The Real Reason The System Was Invented

Interesting insight came to me last night - Judging from other examples of RickyBoy's interactions with strippers it seems he is always acting like a COMPLETE PUSSY around strippers. This would explain why he is afraid to "just ask". …

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Quality reviews!

There have been some complaints about the low quality of reviews from certain joke members. Generating joke reviews is seriously uncool. After all, there is enough variation in review quality due to honest issues without adding in the shitty reviews…

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Doncha just luv it?

The City of Davenport has agreed to pay owners of a strip club $270,000 to settle a lawsuit that was headed to trial in federal court next month. The tentative deal still has to be signed by both parties, according to…

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Is TUSCL safe? I checked it.

McAfee®, Inc. Green Verdict Image https://www.tuscl.net/discussions.php This link is safe. We tested it and didn't find any significant security issues. Website Category: Pornography

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Clubs in Philly

Hey fellow clubbers I don't normally do this but I have a last minute trip to a town right outside of Philly and there are dozens of clubs in that neck of the woods. I have been going through the reviews…

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Background Stripping In Movies Or TV

We've discussed movies with strip club or stripper themes-Striptease & Showgirls being but two examples. I noticed something similar but different today. While watching Saturday Night Fever, there are two background stripping scenes. The dancer…

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Background Stripping In Movies Or TV

We've discussed movies with strip club or stripper themes-Striptease & Showgirls being but two examples. I noticed something similar but different today. While watching Saturday Night Fever, there are two background stripping scenes. The dancer…

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Porno search terms

I rly like candy and porno an strippers. But i don't live near good stopper clubs so i watch lots and lots of porno. The recent thread on porno search terms made me wonder what search terms ppl here use.…

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Recommendations on a Club in Daytona Beach

I'm going t obe heading down to Daytona in about a month and am looking for opinions on the best place to go to get some decent mileage (either itc or otc). Any recommendations?

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So tomorrow afternoon - Detroit

Landing Strip or Flight Club? Decisions decisions..... Any dancers to look for or avoid? TIA for any help.

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Cheaters Providence

Does anyone know what happened to cause the closure of Cheaters in Providence? Several reviewers of other clubs in PVD mentioned the closing & the problem there. I've been there(Cheaters) a couple of times and was fullly aware it…

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Board Looking Legail

Good job boys in blue. Tuscl is looking good now that the gang members are gone

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Alucard can start on this!!!

A toy gun buy-back! http://www.myfoxny.com/Story/23278765/toy-gun-buyback

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what is your favorite B.ball team

Goo Celtics !

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Web destroying brothels in NV

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-28/brothels-in-nevada-shrivel-as-web-disrupts-oldest-trade.html

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Cops lie?

SALISBURY (CBS) – The helicopter that landed in the parking lot of a strip club in Salisbury last week did not have a celebrity exotic dancer on board after all. The helicopter was seen parked outside Kittens Gentlemen's Club on Bridge…

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Making the case for child care ITC.

A man is in jail Wednesday morning after allegedly leaving his daughter in a car while he visited a strip club. Elliut Gonzalez, 38, of Orlando, allegedly left his sleeping 7-year-old daughter in his green Nissan while he went inside the…

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The Top Porn Search Term For Every US State

The pornographic website PornHub was kind enough to release data on the top search terms from each U.S. state to Tableau Public (via Gizmodo). They have an outstanding visualization (link has no images but search terms may be NSFW-ish) over there,…