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How to spot fake boobs.

I've always thought that I was pretty good at spotting enhanced boobs but after today, I'm not so sure. I got two table dances from a dancer new to me. She was not really my type. I like spinners or…

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Strip Club Owner Selling House for $15.9 Million

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/03/sam-cecola-barrington-home_n_3541819.html#slide=2653286 The owner of the Admiral Theater in Chicago is selling his Barrington, IL, mansion for $15.9 M. I used to live in Barrington, but my house was slightly smaller. The Admiral is a lame strip club, but…

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Happy July 4th to everyone!

Just wishing everyone a Happy 4th of July. Celebrating our declaration of independence from England for anyone reading this who did not study American History. All the rain is lowering my air conditioning bill so it's not bothering me…

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I b A pImP dAdDy...

I b A pImP dAdDy BUT not AS coo-EL as MACGMC 'cos DAT dude B a MAJOR pimp-A-roo! So Macdude, did ya get the text from Kara. She is a really powerful girl ya know. Some folks actually tell me that…

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stripper game- naked photos

Do any of you find that if strippers want you to come in to see them, they try to lure you with naked photos? It made me think..since they may enjoy being naked and are naked often..Is it like a…

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Golden showers

I was at my favorite club today and met a dancer new to me. I knew her name and reputation from another TUSCL buddy. We did a couple of table dances that left nothing to the imagination and then she…

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SC etiquette/ contacting dancer

Sort of a long story. Ive had a favorite dancer the last 4 months but its shes sometimes hard to find. Its a 20mile mile ride with lots of traffic on return trip. The Last two times I…

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Talk About Ruining the Mood

From a recent review of “Inner Room” (Cocoa Beach, FL) “… She has danced for me on several previous occasions and always provides reliable "extra" service, but yesterday proved to be an exception. An altercation occurred between a customer and a…

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Old GMC QUOTES

"Carry a cane to keep 'em sane... cuz crazy-ass Ho's don't make no dough!" - Bad Boy Ike "Pimp-in ain't easy... so keep your Ho's sleazy and you know they'll keep your fingers greasy." - Big Bo$$ Player "Slide in my ride and lets…

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Where is the Motor Man ?

Have not seen our well-liked (at least by me) TUSCLer friend motorhead in a while? He was always good for a couple of clever posts almost on a daily basis. Maybe he is on to better things; maybe on vacation; maybe he…

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New Article

For those that don't look at the “Articles” tab much like me (since articles are published infrequently) – there is a new semi-interesting article. It's one of those by a dancer trying to “enlighten” us on how we custies “should behave”…

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Fake video or real representation of young Americans? not knowing why we celebr

See video. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4e2_1372740242 Apparently a lot of young people do not know (probably California I'm thinking) or they deleted everyone except one guy who gave a correct answer. Anyone know if they still teach American History in High School now?

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Photo time

Do any of you perverts photograph your OTC conquests? I have on a number of occasions and aren't quite sure why. Maybe to jog the memory when I'm at the nursing home? To help me keep them straight when senility…

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smoke any good queeeeeeeeefeeeeeeeeer today ?

'M A BOSS NOT A PIMP I DON'T CHASE BITCHES I SIMPLY REPLACE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BS EXCUSES or personal problems In this game u MUST be able to suck Dick get fucked and hola for that dollar if your…

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2ND CHANCES OR...

Not too long ago, I was the recipient of a very lackluster lap dance. Zero enthusiasm, no NASCAR, and an air dance to boot. Normally, a situation like this would not be repeated. The…

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Massage parlors, hotels targeted in prostitution sting

Fort Wayne police arrested more than a dozen people on charges of prostitution or patronizing prostitutes Tuesday. Officers with the department's Vice and Narcotics Division conducted the day-long sweep, concentrating on massage parlors and hotels throughout the city, Sgt. Jonathan Bowers…

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Prostitution, drugs and murder alleged at senior center

ATLANTA -- A senior high rise is rife with drug abuse and prostitution -- according to a lawsuit filed by two women whose mother was murdered there last month. 76 year old Mary Oliver lived at Baptist Tower, a ten-story senior…

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Rats,Snitches and Canaries.

How many of y'all have been thrown under the bus by a fellow SC'er.

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Pussy Farts ?

Yes or No ?

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NYC STRIPPERS WANTED 18+ Underground stripper parties

LOOKING 4 ANYONE LOOKING TO BECOME A DANCER TELL ALL YOUR PPL GMC IS LOOKING TO HIRING ANYONE 18+ TO GET INTO THE BUSINESS MUST BE OPEN MINDED FREE SINGLE AND LOVE TO TRAVEL ALL INFO IS BELOW. Nycstripper…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Dean's Gold has very very hot...

Dean's Gold has very very hot women, a mix of European and South American (including Cuban) dancers. Drinks are very expensive. Entry fee is standard $10 plus (self) parking $5. So you basically…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went in on a Saturday. Had...

Went in on a Saturday. Had the usual nice ones and ugly ones. Saw my pal Sheila, and she came over for a little while. Started off with the flamingo handshake which she is so…

Caleche Du Sexe

Montréal, Quebec

What a waste of time! I...

What a waste of time! I went on a Friday night at about 10pm right after the Montreal Jazz Festival started. The streets are packed, the bars are packed, you would think the strip clubs…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Typical club except it is in...

Typical club except it is in a shopping center. Difficult to get to because you can't turn left anywhere. Parking extremely limited on a Tuesday evening. Lot is shared with a dance club. Hard to…

The Foxx Trap

Birmingham, Alabama

Went to the foxx trap on...

Went to the foxx trap on a Saturday when i arrived it was $10 parking $20 cover at the door.There had to be about 35 girls working the highest rated a 9 the lowest maybe…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Stilettos on a Wednesday...

Went to Stilettos on a Wednesday night and was charged a $5 cover at the door. They had a decent number of girls and there were quite a few people in the club. Wednesday night…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

The experience I had was very...

The experience I had was very satisfactory. However, this club seems very much to be a YMMV club. I had a couple drinks and tipped a few dancers on stage for about an hour before…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Stopped into PT's Sports on a...

Stopped into PT's Sports on a Monday evening around 9PM. About 15 customers inside and a similar number of dancers. The club lighting was dim, but the 3 stages in use were well lit. There…

Eye Candy Showgirls

San Diego, California

Saw ad in CityBeat Magazine free...

Saw ad in CityBeat Magazine free entry before 9pm. I figured I would take advantage of not having to pay to get in. 3 guys standing out front in coat jackets, kind of…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went to Synn on a Saturday...

Went to Synn on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. To me the club was nice on the inside. It was very crowded and difficult to find a seat. While sitting…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This club is by far the...

This club is by far the best strip club that I been to. Park at the border, walk across, and then taxi straight to the club. The reverse when you are all done…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by late afternoon/early evening a...

Stopped by late afternoon/early evening a few Thursdays ago just before shift change. I used a coupon for reduced entry. There were 5-6 dancers in the 4-8 range and only a few patrons. Pretty lame…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Ok the hideaway has gone south...

Ok the hideaway has gone south for me. This was my number 1 kick back spot for many years but over time its become more and more expensive and less fun.Also you could get great…

Amnesia

Tijuana, Baja California

I was in Tijuana so I...

I was in Tijuana so I decided to hit the strip clubs. I had already visited Adelitas and Hong Kong in previous visits. I walked in, and immediately sat down. I got some…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Welcome to the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell...

Welcome to the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell theater, where YMMV does not apply. Why? Because your mileage will not vary, the mileage is always off the charts. What will vary is the price. You may get a…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

I went here after hitting up...

I went here after hitting up the grove and I have to say its a pretty good value for you money as far as Miami stripclubs go. They had a decent amount of dancers there…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I stopped by here Saturday around...

I stopped by here Saturday around 5:30PM. There was no cover charge until 7PM but there was a girl at the door who asked me where I would like to sit. I said…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Made a return trip to All...

Made a return trip to All Star recently since a buddy of mine wanted to check it out. He was driving so I really had no choice. No cover since it was a Wednesday. Dances…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

Located in very busy part of...

Located in very busy part of West Hollywood. Only parking you'll find are nearby lots and you'll have to pay. Careful these lots say $4 parking in huge lettering, when you drive up you find…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

This is my second review for...

This is my second review for this club and to be truthful I was really disappointed. I have gone on other Thursday nights and had a great time. But this time was very different and…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

So last Tuesday afternoon I had...

So last Tuesday afternoon I had some business to take care of in West Atlanta. I didn't finish up until around 4 and since I live in North Fulton I decided to avoid traffic by…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

This is physically my favorite club...

This is physically my favorite club in Cleveland. The $20 dances have good privacy by Cleveland standards (most Cleveland clubs have their $20 dances out in the open) and the atmosphere is spacious enough to…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Dancer quality at Jimmy's is on...

Dancer quality at Jimmy's is on the upswing compared to my visit several months ago. Wally World is next door, but that doesn't seem to have affected Jimmy's ability to attract quality talent.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Physical layout, drink and dance prices,...

Physical layout, drink and dance prices, etc. have been well documented by yours truly and dozens of other reviewers, so I will stick to my experience of the Inner Room yesterday. It was an overcast day…

Deja Vu

San Juan, Puerto Rico

If your looking for a place...

If your looking for a place to get down and dirty,this is the place to go. The neighborhood aint thay great but they do have a private parking. Girls go from great to average. Had…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It has been a long time...

It has been a long time since I had visited the club. Nothing much has changed inside over time. The waitstaff were all pretty but service was shitty. Dancers were ok. Drink prices were ok.…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Went late after the casino on...

Went late after the casino on a Thursday night. It has nice parking lot and cheap cover charge....I think it was 5$. Club had a lot of girls but they seamed to stick with…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This is a composite of 3...

This is a composite of 3 visits over the past couple weeks. Two evening visits, one early afternoon. As far as early afternoon the value to be had in the club reminds me why I…

Element 86

Half Way Tree, Jamaica

Went there after a party for...

Went there after a party for Caribbean Fashion Week. Club was reasonably full. Definitely some of the better looking and performing dancers in the Kingston GoGo scene, however they only have one dancer on the…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

Slow work day, so I took...

Slow work day, so I took a break. I gone by this place many times and took a chance to check it out. Looks dark and dingy from outside. Parking is on the street, the…

Toy Box

Panama City, Florida

First time at the Toy Box...

First time at the Toy Box and had low expectations because of outside appearance and other reviews. I was pleasantly surprised. The place was small but it was clean and not shabby looking. It is…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

I was on my way to...

I was on my way to SAT and had some time to kill. I decided that I needed a good Martini and a distraction, I went to go visit The Palace. My first impression of…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Was in new orleans celebrating my...

Was in new orleans celebrating my birthday,decided to hit up bourbon street. I had a few drinks & was trying to decide which strip club to hit,i decided temptations because i seen this fine black…

Platinum Horse Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

The Platinum Horse is the default...

The Platinum Horse is the default place we go when we are back in this area. The place is good, the drinks are normally poured well but overall, it's an expensive night. The…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

This is a compilation of two...

This is a compilation of two visits to Centerfolds on a recent business trip, one on Monday evening and one on Tuesday afternoon. I arrived Monday evening about 9 and the club slightly fuller than…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Stopped by after a late night...

Stopped by after a late night at work, maybe around 8 or 9 ish. I stayed till about 11 and they were SLOW. They had a lot of dancers on though and said…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Went on a Friday night and...

Went on a Friday night and could barely get in the door. This place is small but very popular. Finally found a place to sit but kept getting bumped into as it was near…

Fantasy

Colton, California

My old-school road...

My old-school road dog J and I met up with an old sparring buddy that we ain't seen since '06. He was nearby, visiting some relatives and needed some relief.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Since DVCOI has been sucking lately,...

Since DVCOI has been sucking lately, decided to give Synn another try. If not for the constant drink hustle, this place has potential. Many and I mean many of the former DVCOI chicks…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

You're not going to wind up...

You're not going to wind up here by accident. The nearest neighbors are the oil storage drums attached to the port. Once you're inside, you will find a range of topless dancers, some mediocre, others…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Went by here after work for...

Went by here after work for a few drinks and ended up staying for a for a much longer time than what I was originally intending. The drinks were reasonable and there were plenty of…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Platinum Plus is a large, fairly...

Platinum Plus is a large, fairly nice club in the middle of a strip shopping mall. There is a cover of about ten bucks. Dances are generally $40 nude or $30 topless.…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at the gold club. After a disappointing visit to Lust due to a rainy day my bf suggested we see if the gold club still had its nude room and…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

I decided to give this club...

I decided to give this club a second visit after the club had been open for a while and at what should have been a peak time - Saturday night. The parking lot was…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Visiting with friends on a Friday...

Visiting with friends on a Friday night around 12am. A lot of girls, not too pushy. Lots of pretty faces and not too many chunkers lol. I got a dance from a mixed or Hispanic…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

Have visited on a few occassions...

Have visited on a few occassions and always have a good time the girls are super friendly and you can get a great dance for a good price. The great thing is that you…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

I have no good things to...

I have no good things to say about this place. It's location is obscure; set in on what should be a shopping strip next to some apartments. It doesn't have any sort of appeal when…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I went to Rick's for their...

I went to Rick's for their "lunch with a view". The place was very dark, but apparently they were having a malfunction with their main stage light which normally would make it a lot…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

I like this place... was pretty...

I like this place... was pretty dead there on a Monday, maybe 15 guys and about 15 dancers. Must of had 10 come up to me and ask to go to the VIP.…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Been awhile since I have been...

Been awhile since I have been here ---dancers have definitely changed ---some for the better, and som for the worse. The club is still a dump -- but what do you expect downriver ---nothing…

Pleasers Adult Entertainment

Atlanta, Georgia

I arrived at Pleasers @ 6...

I arrived at Pleasers @ 6 on a Monday evening with the intention of just staying for a couple of drinks and LDs to wind down after work; I ended up staying until @ 10…

Paradise Club

Fox Crossing, Wisconsin

I really liked one girl here...

I really liked one girl here who doesn't come around a lot. A lot of girls are in and out of this place it seems. Some really raunchy broads but a couple nice thicker girls.…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

I went on a Saturday night,...

I went on a Saturday night, it was me (I'm a female) and two other female friends. The club looked big from the outside. It's right off the service road but the turn to get…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by late in the evening...

Stopped by late in the evening and had very pretty barmaid ice up the "beverages" I bought in. Very friendly dancers (all 8's and above!) stopped by to chat, but no one was too pushy.…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, New York

I was driving by while visiting...

I was driving by while visiting a friend in upstate NY and I decided to check out this club. It is made of two clubs in one: a strip club where you have to pay…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I grew up in Sacramento, so...

I grew up in Sacramento, so Gold Club Centerfolds served as my introduction to strip clubs. I was impressed with the club but I also had no standard by which to judge. 15 years later…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

place is very friendly cozy. ...

place is very friendly cozy. get in for 12 admission and bottomlrss softdrink for 9 or 10. nice lookinf girls more american than not and great timed 5 minute laps. girls really go…

Playhouse

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

The place opens I believe at...

The place opens I believe at 6 pm. The club is kind of retro, not been updated in quite a few years. The floor is just gross, I don't think the carpet has been…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Top of the line for looks,...

Top of the line for looks, mileage low as even "private" areas are well-lit, but many dancers are savvy to the effects of their dances and at worst let everything resolve so long as you…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

ros; Had good number of dancers...

ros; Had good number of dancers about 15 that seemed enough considering there were only 3 customers. Handful of them are 7. One blonde named bella and other black girl will be a 9 or 10. Most…

Doll House

Louisville, Kentucky

The Doll House has mostly black...

The Doll House has mostly black dancers. Every now and again you will see some snow bunny's which is always a pleasant site. Drinks are normal prices. You have to engage the ladies if you…

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

I've been here 1 time about...

I've been here 1 time about a 6 months ago. Just got around to writing a review. This was a small club with 2 ladies working. There was a order latin lady working and a…

Pure Platinum

Frankfurt, Germany

This club is in Frankfurt's Red...

This club is in Frankfurt's Red light district. Entry fee is 10 Euros. Drink choice and price are fine. Atmosphere is fine but the quality of women is disappointing ..most are 5-6 ..with only a few…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Was driving through town a few...

Was driving through town a few years ago and decided to stop. Club is very accessible from interstate. At the time, this club had 2 halves, one topless and the other nude. First, I…

Foxy Lady

Raleigh, North Carolina

Well, I really don't know what...

Well, I really don't know what to say. Ummmmm, the dancers are distributed all along the bell curve. Except for that pesky middle part of the bell curve. Literally, you jump from an 8…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Most of the reviews here are...

Most of the reviews here are spot-on. YMMV with the ladies in the back room. There aren't a lot of hassles back there, but contact varies from air-dance to full-on grind. The pre-pay option is…

Blue Cat Club

Houston, Texas

I have been there about 10...

I have been there about 10 times over the past 4 years. Sometimes you get a very good looking young girl in her 20's other times old. They do try and get you…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by after work to let...

Stopped by after work to let off some steam. The place itself is nice, the area isn't the best but I felt safe in the parking lot. When I stepped inside, I was approached quickly…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

All things considered, this is Kentucky's...

All things considered, this is Kentucky's best strip club for visitors. There r always a ton of dancers, with the best quality and quantity in the region. Plus they stay open the latest. Platinum stays…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Started out with a bad impression...

Started out with a bad impression because as soon as we arrived, we couldn't even go in because there was an altercation involving women in a yelling match and the cops at the entrance.not a…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I Had been to this club...

I Had been to this club once before - a long, long time ago. I had a great time - actually just ended up sitting and talking to one of the dancers.…

Platinum

Tijuana, Baja California

Went on a Friday night and...

Went on a Friday night and it was pretty full. There were still a lot of dancers to choose from but overall it was hard finding seats for my group to all sit together. My…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

If you're used to Ontario clubs,...

If you're used to Ontario clubs, this is the closest you'll get in Vancouver. Good club layout, the dancers are hot and liberal, VIP upstairs and plenty of mileage to be had. The prices, however,…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This place is far from the...

This place is far from the nicest club around, but it makes up for it in a strong way in the overall experience. No cover before 6, free shot with your first drink order. Bartenders…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

CG is decent atmosphere. Wasn't expecting...

CG is decent atmosphere. Wasn't expecting it to be 'over the top' since I was hitting it up on Tuesday. Wanted to see what a more mellow crowd was like. I like the large stage…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

On a very hot (103 degrees)...

On a very hot (103 degrees) muggy Saturday afternoon I was trying to decide whether to try Synn or Monarch's in the COI. I'd heard good things about Synn on zbone, so I headed there. There…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Well, I have been to a...

Well, I have been to a lot of strip clubs in different countries and Mons is by far the best I've been to. Mons is not the typical strip club you see in movies. You…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Went to this club a month...

Went to this club a month ago on a Wednesday evening around 8:30pm. There were less than 10 customers there and a good mix of girls. A few thicker girls as well as…

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Welcome back!

Let's all welcome our Juicebro back! C'mon Juice, tell us of yo' adventures. We're you starting a porn site with a produce theme? Ass salad...sort of like ass smoothie, any the girls get salad fixings up their ass and the…

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Perfume

Goofy experience for me today over lunch in a small town Alberta cafe. Two bored teen-age girls were sitting across the room from me giggling about the new perfume that one of them had just purchased. One of the girls…

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Follies' Patdown ?

I've read in various Follies (Atlanta) reviews that one is patted down at the entrance by a girl; and supposedly an attractive one at that! Since I go mostly to black clubs; there is always a pat-down and always by a…

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Nobody likes to share

So im out one evening at my favorite skank hole (dont worry folks its a queens strip club) and i bring along 300 for the ride. I'm the type of guy who just doesnt stick to one girl. I gotta…

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Watch Those Eyes!

When approaching a girl in a stripclub, my eyes take in the following sights, in order: chest, butt, stomach, hair, face. That seems to be expected and maybe appreciated by strippers. But that can get you in…

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How far does your friendship go with strippers?

Besides the fun in the club and P4P dates out of the club, do you keep a friendship with your girl through calling and texting?

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You Don't Even Need to Go to a Strip Club to get Shot

Angry strip club customer murders the wrong person: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353241/Jerome-Edward-Hayes-confesses-Florida-road-rage-slaying-Fred-Turner-Jr-turns-case-mistaken-identity.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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Missin' da legend...

Where exactly is brother Juice? Is he on a vision quest, awaiting new instructions from the LORD? Is he livin' in a van down by the river? Did he smoke too much crack and get all whack? Has he been band?…

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Mormons

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? 10. One man to do the screwing, and nine wives to tell him all the different reasons he is doing it wrong. So, what would it be like to have multiple wives?…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and this time and instead of a trip to Ecstasy I decided to drive a little further north to Anaheim for a visit the Flamingo. Dropped in around 3:00 in…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Decided to try out a weekday...

Decided to try out a weekday afternoon shift, which I have come to realize can be hit or miss at this place. This day was more of a miss. There were about five girls around,…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Happened to be in MN on...

Happened to be in MN on family business and stopped in at Dream Girls after a Twins game. The dance club down stairs had their bass turned up to 11, so it could be…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Went there on a Monday night....

Went there on a Monday night.  Barely sat down, a very hot young dancer sat down. Had a nice talk for a while. No hurry. Then we went to the lap dance area in the…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Walked in to see a somewhat...

Walked in to see a somewhat large woman on stage. Not a pretty site. I also noticed there were no white girls. After sitting down and getting a drink, I noticed that…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

This place is a dump. It...

This place is a dump. It is dirty and small and there aren't that many places to sit down if it's remotely busy. Without a lot of places to sit, there is not a lot…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Good strip club with the caveat...

Good strip club with the caveat they don't have a alcohol license. On the weekends they would have both stages running but Mon night when I showed up, there was just 1 stage going. there…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Visited with a buddy, liked the...

Visited with a buddy, liked the stages, lazers, lighting, and music was all pretty impressive for the area. Did have to pay a 20 cover, but we brought our own beer. Their actual beer sold…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Big Al's in several years and my first time to their new location as well. They did a great job really looks nice inside, loved the open space and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I have been to PH many...

I have been to PH many times and has been a great show quite a few times. This last visit on Sunday was very disappointing though since they close midnight on Sunday's (which I was…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Visited this place hoping to kill...

Visited this place hoping to kill some time and get a couple of lap dances, the value is pretty good 3 dollar cover, but the girls were mostly 5's and 6's. There's no place for…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to OGs around 3pm ...

Went to OGs around 3pm on Tuesday. Glad there was no cover "yet" Sat down and got a shot , a few other players and maybe 7-8 dancers I got a dance from a couple…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I've not been to a lot...

I've not been to a lot of clubs. But I have been to a few because, well, I enjoy seeing pretty women, who doesn't? Asking me why I go to these clubs on…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I was in the area so...

I was in the area so I decided to stop by and check things out at TL. My previous visits have been either hit or miss. It really depends on the girl I…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

After visiting SJ down the street...

After visiting SJ down the street wanted to try this one also. Like SJ you must pass through a metal detector since this club is also outside the city limits dancers don't have to wear…

J.B.'s Place

De Soto, Illinois

Wasn't bad exactly... You get what...

Wasn't bad exactly... You get what you pay for right? I had a bad vibe from the moment I stepped in and it only got worse every time one of the girls tried to hustle…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

To me it was easy to...

To me it was easy to find. I arrived during happy hour and left just before closing. There are more average dancers than knock-outs. Which leads to competition from men for the…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

I was traveling through Fort Worth...

I was traveling through Fort Worth and decided to stop in at about 9 pm. The club cover was a reasonable 10 dollars. The place has a dress code which is nice since it keeps…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Been visiting the Pony off and...

Been visiting the Pony off and on for several months now. For the casual visitor, going in the afternoons during the week is the way to go as the weekends (FRI/SAT) after 7pm can…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Went to Scarlett's on a Monday...

Went to Scarlett's on a Monday night in May with my wife. We were in Fort Lauderdale on vacation and based on past experiences, my wife was up for another visit. It had…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited BSC on a Wednesday night...

Visited BSC on a Wednesday night the club seemed a bit slow but I like it that way on my first visit allows me to get to know the place without the crush of humanity.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

My first impressions of the club...

My first impressions of the club is the parking lot was well-lit and packed full of people at 1am on Sat. night. Drinks were $7 each for beer or water. As soon you…

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Pariah of the club...

Has anyone ever had this happen to them? Girls talking to other girls about you and eventually you are the loser of the club? The other day I go to a new club that I haven't been to before.…

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The reason I club

So this afternoon I end up stopping by a local dive SC that I have not been to in months. As expected the club is dead with few dancers and even fewer PL's. I sit sipping my drink and the…

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Dedication

You know you're dedicated to strip clubbing when...

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Strippers with too much hustle

I was on the verge of making a girl either a new ATF or at least becoming her regular. And then something happened...She called me to come in and see her on a supposed slow tuesday. She actually set this…

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Your S/O's strip club experience.

For many dudes, the strip club for women (or "male revue") is a mystery. What's the point of a girl receiving a lap dance, since she can't get a boner? Do girls wear sweatpants with no underwear, just like me?…

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TERMINOLOGY: ATF vs. CF

In a recent thread by SlickSpic, "Lifespan Of An ATF," Shadowcat corrected the use of the term ATF. I'd like to discuss it a little further. The terminology seems grossly misused on TUSCL. My perceptions of the proper…

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ANTICIPATION

I love anticipation. Not to be confused with expectation. I do my best not to expect much so when I do get something I'm a actually content and not let down. Back…

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Lifespan Of An ATF

It's almost been a year since I first hooked up with my current ATF. Thinking about this got me wondering about past ATF's. I don't think that I've had an ATF for more than 2…

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Typo of the day

Generally when in a private area, it seems the dongs are so very much shorter, but here that wasn't the case.

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OT: Best....car....ever!

1977 AMC Gremlin! That thing looks like a Star Trek shuttle pod my bros. Discuss....

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Once...just once...show some restraint!

Boys and (boys pretending to be) girls... Just say no to streetwalkers my friends. LDK shows excellent restraint (ain't illegal to jizz in yo' trousers my brother and it doesn't spread STDs, so you jizz in yo' pants all you want…

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wristbands

I stopped at a few Toledo clubs on my way back from Detroit yesterday and noticed their clubs put wristbands on you when you pay the cover charge. These were annoying and I took them off after I got…

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Clubbing on July 4th

I was talking to one of my favorite Follies dancers last Saturday. She said that she worked on July 4th last year and that there were only 7 dancers on the day shift and about 15 after 8PM. We concluded…

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Is everyone on vacation this week?

I am.

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Extra service in strip clubs

Hi, I just moved to the US and started checking put some strip clubs in California. I was wondering if anyone could tell which strip clubs in the US are best for 'extra service'. I travel quite a bit for work...mostly…

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OT: Wow ... This Guy Runs so Fast You Can Barely See His Legs

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/22720081/2013/06/28/cardinals-rookie-runs-25-mph-on-treadmill

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making it rain?

How many dollar bills are usually thrown (or whatever) to be classified as 'rain'? I've not done it yet, how many of you guys participate in this activity?

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24/7 clubs?

Are there any other U.S. cities that have 24/7 clubs besides Vegas? NY must may have some? any others?

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I Hope That Was a Typo

From a recent review of King of Diamonds in Miami “… I approached one girl who was light brown and had longgggg blonde hair and a big soft booty and asked her for a dance. she was just so pretty I…

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Twin Peeks - Charlotte NC

Haven't been there in a while and noticed that the club is no longer listed. Has it closed?

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FIV

what's your opinion about finger banging a stripper in VIP. have had some great hand jobs and blowjobs while burying a couple of digits in a nice wet, hot pussy. always make sure to give myself a manicure…

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Rachel from Spearmint Rhino Vegas

I was looking at the Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas website and I saw the dancer "Rachel". Holy shit! She is definitely one of the hottest strippers I've ever seen at first glance. She is a 10 in my eyes. What…

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Reviews

Do you look at reviews any differently when it is from a TUSCLer who you recognize and who is active on the discussion board as compared to a TUSCLer that doesn't post and who you may not recognize? Does it…

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TUSCL Ideals and How to Get There

I've learned alot from the folks here during my nearly five years on the board, but I think I can put it altogether now in a few simple points stating TUSCL ideals and how to get. 1) The real goal is…

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69th street

Ever decide to go jack it on 69th street in your home town? Just go out with a tub of KY and have at it on the sidewalk? If not, you should try. Especially if you name rhymes with Aluschmard or…

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5 surprising facts[?] about strippers

A new British study into the lives of strippers has come up with some interesting figures, so to speak — concluding, for instance, that about one in four are college graduates. That's just one of several recent research claims about…

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Has a dancer ever found a spot where you are ticklish and did you manage to stop

One dancer tries to repeatedly kiss me where I'm ticklish and joked about it being funny and joked about telling another dancer but then said she wouldn't. I only recently found out I'm ticklish in one spot. She…

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If a hot dancer wanted a drink but you didn't want to get a dance from her, woul

I'm just curious how others would have responded. I went ahead and bought her the drink. She looked pretty good overall, tits maybe slightly smaller than many I'm used to but she was still hot. I had…

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Fags and Queers

Who is your favorite FagQueer on Tuscl ?

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How do you know?

How do you know that your wife is dead? The sex stays the same, but dishes start piling up in the kitchen sink.

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Fucking the S.O.

I just can get enough of going to the club and getting good and hard then going home and tearing up my S.O. pussy

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Attn AT&T users.

If you have not checked out their new U-verse service, do yourself a favor and do it. I had it installed this week and my download speed went from 2.80 mbps to 5.80 mbps and upload went from .32 mbps…

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Glitter

BAN GLITTER. NUFF SAID.

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Interesting SW Thread About Atlanta Clubs and Follies

“… currently work at Follies on dayshift. It's the top dayshift in Atlanta and unfortunately there is a reason for that. Table dances are strait lap dances. Asses in laps grinding and customers hands almost always try to touch your…

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Club Wax

Does anyone know if Club Wax charges the dancers to dance? Seeing how they don't require the girls to have a license I would just assume that they would charge them....

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OT:Harvey or Donnie Darko

Which movie with an imaginary rabbit is your film of choice. Donnie Darko is cool but I'm rolling with Jimmy Stewart on this one.

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OT: Ban not owning guns!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/06/24/atlanta-crook-makes-fatal-mistake-by-thinking-patrons-in-line-for-180-shoes-wont-exercise-2nd-amendment-right/

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lasting longer in the pussy

I normally squeeze the base of my dick and it stops me from ejaculation and I can fuck harder and longer then. How about you ?

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Boob Job Payback Period

I was relaxing in the club with my favorite dancer Mandy and her blonde friend Kelly when another dancer, Memphis, stopped by the table to show off her new boobs. Memphis pulled down her top so we could see…

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Understanding juicbox69, dugster, et al.

"The need for attention Human beings are social creatures and need social interaction, feedback, and validation of their worth. The emotionally mature person doesn't need to go hunting for these; they gain it naturally from their daily life, especially from their…

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Strip club operator says city violated his rights

GREENSBORO — The proprietor of a now-closed strip club is suing the city, alleging it violated his constitutional rights and enforced its zoning ordinances unfairly. John H. Walters and his company, Mary St. Food and Bev., filed suit in U.S. District…

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Mainstream Press Targets Wikipedia Co-Founder Over Porn Past

LOS ANGELES—It looks like Glenn Greenwald is not the only “public figure” whose past engagement with adult entertainment is being dragged out in exposé style by the mainstream media. The New York Times magazine has published a long essay on…

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Clubs in the top 100 with over 1,000 reviews

#3. Baby Dolls 1173 reviews Dallas, Texas #10. Spearmint Rhino 1169 reviews Las Vegas, Nevada #21. Mons Venus 1226 reviews Tampa, Florida #96. Platinum Plus 1382 reviews Columbia, South Carolina #97. Playhouse Lounge 1469 reviews Burlington, New Jersey Any…

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Real World vs. tuscl World

The catastrophic Alberta floods this past week got me thinking about this topic. I was so busy with volunteering with the flood clean-up that I didn't even log on to tuscl for about a week. When I finally did log…

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making it rain

Does this give you a fuckin rush to show off infront of other stupid fucks ?

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OT: dumbasses

Sooooo, work is really busy this time of year so I end up doing a lot of drive thru food about now. I went thru a taco bell drive thru and pulled out onto the side street and patk my…

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When condom breaks and she catches a full load.....

Your fucking her in vip or otc. You feel something funny with the rubber. It does not dawn on you what it really is but all of a sudden the sex feels really good....When you cum the sensation…

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Funniest Porn-Parody Titles

Real or imagined porn-parody titles... post your funniest. "The Count of Monte Fisto" "Shaving Ryan's Privates" "The Iceman Cometh... Inside" "Womb Raider" "The Sperminator" "Pump Friction" "All that Jizz"

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When to keep your money and simply walk (or drive) away from a session.

You met her otc at a motel or residence and you get one of these surprises: 1. She says "I started my period, lets go out to dinner instead." Of course she will be expecting money. 2. She substitutes another girl…

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Lorena Bobbit could learn from this woman.

A Garden Grove woman was sentence to seven years to life in prison Friday for drugging her estranged husband, cutting off his penis and throwing it into a garbage disposal. The sentence came two months after Catherine Kieu, 50, was…

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I heard something move in my house last night. What would be more disturbing,

I pick a live lizard as more disturbing. The ghost has been friendly. How about you?

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Baby Doll's Dallas - It's about the time of day

Hey Gang, I've had the privilege of visiting many of the better Strip Clubs, and a few that didn't make the list, over the years. I became a fan of Treasure's in Las Vegas some years ago, and it became my constant…

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A wild night to remember

So their I was just bought a 10 kilos of the white lady and I lifted up her skirt and hit 3 pumps of off this brathas wood and mother fuck me I stumbeled into a shit while of a…

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Getting Off

How many PL's love it when whores chock you when you bustanut ?

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You can't love strippers in this restaraunt.

MAYNARDVILLE [TN] - A local bar patron is claiming he was discriminated against because of his tattoos. The incident happened Saturday evening at Bubba Brew's on Norris Lake in Maynardville. The restaurant says some of the tattoos were offensive to…

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That sure killed the mood

Following up on a post from a few days ago about stuff that strippers have said to me. I was talking to two girls when the conversation turned to their life outside the club. One thing they said…

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the debate goes on...

In rare debate, China's courts, police argue whether ‘happy ending' sexual services are legal: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/in-rare-debate-chinas-courts-police-argue-whether-happy-ending-sexual-services-are-legal/2013/06/28/d9711ae2-dfe4-11e2-8cf3-35c1113cfcc5_story.html

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Only two days left...

Today and Saturday mark the end of my atrip club streak. It will be 10 days in a row of clubbing. Wednesday night I met the hottest stripper I had ever seen. Unfortunatly she knew it as…

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Top 10: Brothels

You can tell the brothel scene is changing when Yab Yum, Amsterdam's most notorious brothel, is shut down by the city. To rub salt into the public wound, fashion designers have moved into the Red Light District, replacing naked gyrating…

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Do Strip Clubs get better or worse with the Stock Market?

If there's a correlation it could be a good indicator of when to invest. I know how great strip clubs were during the mid to late 90's. The clubs seemed to be on the uptick in 2011 and so was…

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What's the best club visit you've had so far this year?

For me it would be Baby Dolls in Dallas. It was my first time in Baby Dolls as I had business in Dallas. I went on a friday afternoon back in March. I ended up staying until…

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Lot Lizards part 2

In the first post I told y'all about my friends & I having more fun with a lot lizard then in the sc. Well I now know why she charged $300. She got a DUI a week a go &…

Strip Club Customers: Questions To Avoid

Have a conversation and developing rapport with customers is a win-win situation. The customer feel a better connection to the dancer. The dancer gets to know the customer. Conversations, however, can take a turn for the worse if customers ask these types of questions: Is ______ your real name? Do you have a boyfriend? You married? How old are you? What are you going to 'do' for me in VIP? Where did/do you go to school? Do you have kids? What are their names and where do they go to school? What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? How many dances/customers do you get a night? What time do you leave here? Do you know where I can get some (insert extra here)? Do you…

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Are urban dancers (of all races) the future of strip clubs.

I thought it was ending. But now I must confess that it seems that rap/urban ghetto booty, booty poppin and thug life seems to have taken over strip clubs more than I was ready to admit. I already…

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Clermont Lounge in ATL

This is single handedly the coolest place I've ever been to.

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"You Guys Who Can Do Things Are So Sexy"

I can't tell you how many times I have heard those words from bedraggled women this past week as I have been helping with the clean-up after the catastrophic floods of last week in Calgary and southern Alberta. The owner of…

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Thanks, no thanks.

Ok, I'm new to your board, but before everyone flips out, I want to say I'm not looking for OTC, or handjobs, or anything...I'm just looking to look at some titties. But here's the thing, every club I've ever gone to,…

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Names, and not dancer names.

Today during work I called a customers support group and talked with Britney. Just the name and voice painted a picture of a hot woman. Just one of those names that does that for me when coupled with a nice…

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Lot Lizards

Hey y'all, last night my friends & I were leaving a sc in TN. When we ran into a lot lizard. She was good looking & seemed to have a nice rack& body. She asked us if we had fun in…

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Lil Johnny

One day lil Johnny walks by his parents bedroom and hears something going on. The door is cracked open and he looks in. He sees his dad giving it to his mom doggy style. Dad just winks at Johnny and…

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Another NFL player in trouble....

and this time it fits in with TUSCL 2am-ers.... http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1382946

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Another NFL player in trouble....

and this time it fits in with TUSCL 2am-ers.... http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1382946