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Miley Cyrus cumming to a pole in your town

Tiredtraveler
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12 yrs ago · 1 min read

Since this twat is over 18 she is now fair game. I have never understood the fascination with this ho. Her looks put her working at Hustler Club in Detroit or the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. A "Skinny Butterface" tease. I guess she would make money with a tongue that long she could lick you balls while sucking your cock. I really do not understand her at one of Maxim's top spots. She has a man's face(you can really see the inbred hillbilly there) 4 out of 10 max in the face and 7 or so in the body if you like spinners for a total of 6 of 10. The question is would y'all get a dance from that. I would have to think about it. Twerking hurts in a lap dance. Feel free to disagree. Thought this would be a good discussion topic since she grossed the whole world out at the VMA's

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Alucard

"Thought this would be a good discussion topic since she grossed the whole world out at the VMA's"

Gross?!? I thought it was rather tame. If both participants had been nude, I might change my opinion.

And NO, I don't think I'd buy a dance from her. FREE ones, maybe.

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duomaxwell
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georgmicrodong

So, has anyone heard Jamie Foxx gloating?

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curiositycat

Duomaxwell that link is hilarious

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Dougster

Oh course, I'd get a lap dance from her or purchase FS if it was for sale. Even up to $1000. Don't know about you guys who claim you won't.

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zipman68

Dougsta my friend ...that would not be safe. That chick must have neurosyphilis. And at her age it has. To be a fast growing strain. How else can you explain the teddy bears? EEEWWWWWW!!!

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georgmicrodong

I continue to wonder what all the fuss is about. She is no more attractive than average, and noticeably less so than many of the dancers I've met. I would be no more likely to pay to have sex with her than any other dancer I met in a club. No less, either.

There is no way I'd pay more than the going rate, though. No fucking way would I fork ove a grand.

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Lone_Wolf

No dances.

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Dougster

It's her energy, and "badness", man!

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tumblingdice

In a fucking heartbeat.

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looneylarry

She doesn't do much for me. She is desperately trying to cast off that Hanna Montana legacy. And the desperation is getting pretty thick. Did she even try on those shorts before the show? Didn't anyone say, "Hey, Miley, you some ass cheek spilling out so that it looks kinda weird"?

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georgmicrodong

The problem is that there's no way to tell if the "badness" is an act or not, and she's no more bad than a dozen girls I can see locally. :)

I don't begrudge anyone their preferences, I just don't get this one.

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gatorfan

Billy Ray used too much drugs

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Lone_Wolf

Thing is she does have a little talent and did have a huge fan base. She could have gotten past her Disney image and even been sexy doing it.

What she doesn't have is anyone around her telling her the truth about how stupid she looked doing this shit.

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Alucard

Maybe she'd be better of as a Porn Star. That would KILL her Disney image.

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juiicebox69

Id fuk her with a cucumbr in her ass and my dick n her mouth !

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crazyjoe

That's it juiice

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juiicebox69

Lol

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Estafador

Justin's ex girlfriend (name eludes me) did a pretty good job of casting off her image. I guess nickelodeon stars do it better.

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