TDHQ Initial Profile of "Dougster"
Sunday, September 1, 2013 5:49 PM
Profile of Dougster
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BASIC ISSUES:
Dougster is the most active troll perpetrator on tuscl. Primary goal appears to be disruption intended solely for his own amusement. Has developed clear obsessions with a few users with a special emphasis on rickdugan. Use of multiple screen names considered highly likely given their repeated proximity to posts under the Dougster name.
PSYCHIATRIC CONSIDERATIONS:
Obsessive focus on one site member, escalating post counts, irregular sleeping patterns as evidenced by posting times, continuous monitoring of site posts, and heightened creative tendencies, all support bipolar disorder combined with obsessive/compulsive tendencies. Strongly suspected that medication is not being used. Potentially intelligent, but with self aggrandizement and anti-social traits indicative of classic underachievers. Misogynistic posting content also suggest strong resentment of women, likely due to difficulties with the same.
GEOGRAPHIC LOCATION:
Stated location is Seattle, though suspected of residing in a different western location. Conclusion supported by paucity of recent reviews in purported location and lack of material confirmable intel within old reviews. Further supported by evasive behavior in connection with inquiries re: Seattle.
OTHER KNOWN AFFILIATIONS:
Self identified as Jewish, though strongly suspected of a mistaken cultural identification vs. a correct religious one*. Suspected of a Reform affiliation, a.k.a a “drive by Jew.†Supported by repeated and continuous postings during each Shabbos. Further suspected, given his disregard for Shabbos and identified psychiatric considerations, that he feels that: “fasting†on Yom Kippur is limiting himself to light meals; moving to whole wheat bread is sacrifice enough for Pesach; and that a cheeseburger with bacon is a perfectly fine meal choice on any ol' day.
*Special Note: Don't worry God fearing Christians. These types of Jews breed out quick since they are weak and have no religious conviction. Should this messed up fella somehow ever get his dick wet long enough to knock up some chick, the kid will likely be singing “Silent Night†during the Christmas season.
OTHER BEHAVIORAL CONSIDERATIONS:
Posting patterns, including timing and frequency, suggest few outside activities and obligations. This, along with the observed psychiatric considerations, support the conclusion that he is a unattached loner with difficulty empathizing with other individuals.
INITIAL CONCLUSIONS:
This is one fucked up individual who is never gonna stop because he has nothing else and probably never will. But it ain't gonna be painless to cause trouble anymore.
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