Smurf stripping on stage. Fuck dudes when I saw Smurfette stripping on stage I just has to take that lil' bitch back to the CR for a private dance. She let me ass fuck her while she put the bottle of lube up her blue, blue vagina.
Only problem is that the condom came out all blue and stinky. Do you guys think Smurf germs can get through a Trojan?
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You know there is only one smurfette for all those smurfs. No wonder it is slimy and stinky.
Fuck...that's right. Bitch probably has 10 gallons of blue semen up her asshole!
But there have got to be more sexy, sexy blue-skinned blond girls somewhere. Maybe the planet in Avatar....
Does a midget count?
No go gatorfan...unless she had blue skin.
Wait. Did she have blue skin and wear orange? If so, you've met Gatorsmurfette! FUCKING COO-EL!!!
Lol
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