now THIS is a lapdance

Not realy

My Dick is a lapdance

Her bottoms are too damn big – would have been better if she at least wore a small G-string and would be rubbing her bare buns on the bare sausage.

I’ve had this done by some black dancers in the black dives I go to – and they can really message your johnson with their ample butt cleavage.

massage not message (always make that mistake :))

True dat Papi...or the dancer should just be nude. Now THAT would be a lap dance!

Or the dancer could be Smurfette. That would rock!!

Damn I gotta go to some of those places P_C hangs out at...

And hey, that massage sends a message, doesn't it?

“… And hey, that massage sends a message, doesn't it? …”

Yes – that’s what I meant - LOL

That looks like a rug burn on your johnson

Well, crazyjoe, that's why Papi said she needs a thong/string.

Or else you need the safety wrapper on, just in case someone slips.

That dance would be amazing with her nude and covered in Nuru gel.