You know that T-Pain song "Bartender"...

You know that T-Pain song "Bartender" when he says "200 b*tches and I bet none of them hot." That was Tootsies last night. I chilled at Tootsies with a few buddies of mine for four hours -- probably seeing 60 girls (about half blond) -- and not single one that went on stage was better than a 7. Since I have a strict rule of not spending on any girl below a 7.5 I was SOL (there were a few really hot girls that caught my eye but they were tied up with some heavy hitters that were making it rain upstairs).

Like I said in past reviews, Tootsies has a ton of girls but virtually all are in the 5-7 range, not many that are ugly, but also not many that are knockouts (I maintain that you have just as good a chance of finding a really hot girl in just about any other established Miami club). Also, in comparison to my usual day shifts, night shifts are pricier. Back to day shifts!