Stumbling Strippers
What an amazing weekend, brothers and sisters. The Mojave Desert was in full monsoon swing, sunny and rainy, lightning and thunder. Lake Havasu was full of bikini babes, bad ass boats, and cold beers(only cold for so long). The fights on UFC were great although Benson Henderson lost to Anthony Pettis(again) and we have a new champion.
Now on to the topic at hand. Stumbling Strippers. Last night, I couldn't sleep so I decided that the strip club would help relax and loosen up. After about an hour, I was loose. On my way out, a cute blondie walking to an empty chair either lost her balance or hit a snag in the rug. Either way, she started to go down like Manny Pacquiao from a Marquez shot. I sprung into action and caught this damsel in distress before she hit the floor. Let's be honest, nobody wants to kiss the ground at a strip club, especially an extras club.
I caught her and she took a moment to get her bearings together. After thanking me, I was rewarded with a free topless. Selflessness has it's privilege.
I know that with all the years of clubbing we've all experienced, there must be plenty of Stumbing Stripper stories. Do share.
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Now on to the topic at hand. Stumbling Strippers. Last night, I couldn't sleep so I decided that the strip club would help relax and loosen up. After about an hour, I was loose. On my way out, a cute blondie walking to an empty chair either lost her balance or hit a snag in the rug. Either way, she started to go down like Manny Pacquiao from a Marquez shot. I sprung into action and caught this damsel in distress before she hit the floor. Let's be honest, nobody wants to kiss the ground at a strip club, especially an extras club.
I caught her and she took a moment to get her bearings together. After thanking me, I was rewarded with a free topless. Selflessness has it's privilege.
I know that with all the years of clubbing we've all experienced, there must be plenty of Stumbing Stripper stories. Do share.
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On 3 occasions I've seen dancers, fall, catch themselves and on one occasion a damned fool was trying to remove her panties as she came down the stairs, caught her heel on the panties on the third step and did a full face plant from about 5 or 6 feet. Broken nose, blood, tears, shrieks, call emt's - the whole schmeer.
Why is that? Is there cum smeared all over the floors everywhere?
This stripper was getting on stage and I guess she tripped (those heels they wear probably don't help)because all of a sudden I hear this loud scream and when I directed my attention back on stage, she was lying on the floor of the stage. She was OK. She sort of caught herself as she was tumbling down, so luckily she didn't get hurt.
Worst I saw was when a stripper fell off a tall stage down on a concrete floor. She didn't get back up. A bouncer came rushing over after a couple of minutes and carried her away. She probably didn't have any insurance.