The Real Reason The System Was Invented
Dougster
Interesting insight came to me last night -
Judging from other examples of RickyBoy's interactions with strippers it seems he is always acting like a COMPLETE PUSSY around strippers.
This would explain why he is afraid to "just ask".
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I wonder if the root of RickyBoy's ass clownery is really that he is so insecure with himself that he thinks that even a hooker would not want to have paid sex with him unless he tricked them into thinking he was a RICH STUD by being the only one wearing a suit in a dive club. Hence, his notion that a System is necessary when, in reality, all you need to do is "just ask".
Food for thought!
Judging from other examples of RickyBoy's interactions with strippers it seems he is always acting like a COMPLETE PUSSY around strippers.
This would explain why he is afraid to "just ask".
Also
I wonder if the root of RickyBoy's ass clownery is really that he is so insecure with himself that he thinks that even a hooker would not want to have paid sex with him unless he tricked them into thinking he was a RICH STUD by being the only one wearing a suit in a dive club. Hence, his notion that a System is necessary when, in reality, all you need to do is "just ask".
Food for thought!
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Woo hoo!
Too funny!
Seems like trying to trick strippers into thinking you are a RICH STUD by being the only one wearing a suit in a dive club is something only someone who was a total fraud and knew it would do. Someone like, hmmm, who on this board fits that description, let me say. Oh yes, Leisure Suit RickyBoy. Biggest poser/fraud evah!
Wearing the suit into the dive club is pretty good ass clownery all by itself, but he takes it to a whole new level by writing that it is necessary.
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=9…
Dungster on the other hand has only the experience of watching his mother always responding yes every time she is approached with the "wanna fuck". This leads to his belief that all you have to do is ask.
It basically comes down to those that have a methodology are successful. Those that have no experience and are not successful, ridicule.
He reports 35% success, when everyone else on this board is saying more like 50% and some as high as 90%.
The System works really great. Just like your financial advice. But hey, at least RickyBoy can look at you and say your financial advice is worse.
Final thing - Every time I see people like you having to jump to RickyBoy's rescue I KNOW I've nailed him REALLY good.
"RickyBoy, The System. Tittyfan, financial advice. Arf! Arf!"
Good work, men!
I also see urpissedonpot on pot to scare to tell us what aliases he has used in the past of TUSCL - wimper, wimper.
Now watch the witty comebacks from him, We know he has only two moves: make fun of your internet name and call you a fag...so, so witty.
CP
Ricks system 25% sex
Just ask. 75%sex
I could not have said it any better! LMFAOROTF!
Hell, you don't even have clubs to talk about. Keep on sitting there in that wheel chair criticizing men who get out there and do what you can only imagine girly man. ;)
LMAO.
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
Any lapdogs gonna step up and defend him? how about upissedonthepot? Nobody?
Following me around thread to thread, obsessing over old posts even when I'm not around, endless girly squeals over everything from cocktails at the club to my various fucking and sucking activities. Heck, I'll bet that over 2,500 of your over 6,000 posts reference me. Even your profile description is devoted to me.
Here Dougie Dougie. Bad girl! LMAO
Is this a homo-erotic fixation or some kind of weird need for a Daddy figure? You know you want to be like me even as you cringe at some of the things that you think that I do. ;)
Who knew that a strip club board would become stuffed full of posts from a troll with such delicate sensitivities. Cowboy up girly man and show a male toughness.
I'm not too drink to drive! The legal limit is too low!
When drinking driver do cause accident do you think they often leave thinking? I may be over but I'm just fine.., the limit is too low!
Just man up and tell your wife you were out drinking and needed a cab. You fuckin' pussy!
*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT RICKY-BOY ***
Also funny you have not a word to say on defense of RickyBoy's drinking and driving.
CP straight up nailed it..."We know he has only two moves: make fun of your internet name and call you a fag"
Good to see you standing BEHIND your man though, MadFag!
Don't run along. Aren't you late for a poetry reading or your astrology group or something? :-)