Last I heard, the Detroit Tigers hired Juice to sneak into Cuba and break out Yasiel Puig's younger brother out of prison. Y'all don't know it, but Juice is ex-CIA. Now, he's retired from The Company, but works as a rent-a-spy to pay for his expensive strip club habit.
Puig's younger brother is rumored to have thrown a 142 MPH fastball last year in high school. He runs a 3.9 forty, and hit 74 home runs in an 18 game high school season. But got thrown in jail when attempted to defect.
The Tigers reported paid Juice a handsome sum to bring Puig back in time for some help in the play offs.
Who the fuck cares? Just one less middle aged white guy pretending to be a hip black playa'. Time to get rid of the rest of this ass clown's aliases now.
Seriously Jaba, I'm a self-professed moron so please help me out. Am I an asshole? Am I buddies with Juice? Are both my asshole and Juice's asshole's buddies? You didn't make yourself clear in your wicked diatribe against me so I just want to know exactly what you meant.
Slick, I won't make it easy for you, so look it up in the Urbandictionary.com. Hint: I'm from the south. BTW, it took me about as long as it takes for a piss ant to run around your pencil dick to come up with this and that. Understand now?
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last commentI heard it was xtra krispy
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Right juice^
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Aint nothing happen 2 me ! Just chilln with my chickn !
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Lol...right txtittyfag ^ aka juiice and juice
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Last I heard, the Detroit Tigers hired Juice to sneak into Cuba and break out Yasiel Puig's younger brother out of prison. Y'all don't know it, but Juice is ex-CIA. Now, he's retired from The Company, but works as a rent-a-spy to pay for his expensive strip club habit.
Puig's younger brother is rumored to have thrown a 142 MPH fastball last year in high school. He runs a 3.9 forty, and hit 74 home runs in an 18 game high school season. But got thrown in jail when attempted to defect.
The Tigers reported paid Juice a handsome sum to bring Puig back in time for some help in the play offs.
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Fuckin awesome moterhead
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What happened to juicebox?
Juicebox sprung a leak
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Originaldude...it wasnt xtra krispy. No my friend. 'Twas XXXtra KRIS-pay. Fuck yeah!!!
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"what happen to Juicebox?"
Is it REALLY all that important?
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Who the fuck cares? Just one less middle aged white guy pretending to be a hip black playa'. Time to get rid of the rest of this ass clown's aliases now.
TDHQ
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O.j. your killing me ! Lol
Defensive dude your a trolls pussy and I'm going to fuck you
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Juice is cool with me. I don't care about that other bullshit. Juice, Juice On!
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Slick +1
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SlickSpic seems to be asshole buddies. The only person who is my asshole buddy is my proctologist!
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I meant to say "asshole buddies with juicebox69"
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Damn Jaba, I don't know where to begin. Did you spend all weekend thinking up that witty barb or was that zinger of yours straight from the hip?
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Seriously Jaba, I'm a self-professed moron so please help me out. Am I an asshole? Am I buddies with Juice? Are both my asshole and Juice's asshole's buddies? You didn't make yourself clear in your wicked diatribe against me so I just want to know exactly what you meant.
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Lol
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Slick, I won't make it easy for you, so look it up in the Urbandictionary.com. Hint: I'm from the south. BTW, it took me about as long as it takes for a piss ant to run around your pencil dick to come up with this and that. Understand now?
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Also, if I didn't make myself clear to a moron, then how was the moron able to figure out that it was any angry diatribe?
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LOL.....ass....he said asss.....LOL
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