Last I heard, the Detroit Tigers hired Juice to sneak into Cuba and break out Yasiel Puig's younger brother out of prison. Y'all don't know it, but Juice is ex-CIA. Now, he's retired from The Company, but works as a rent-a-spy to pay for his expensive strip club habit.
Puig's younger brother is rumored to have thrown a 142 MPH fastball last year in high school. He runs a 3.9 forty, and hit 74 home runs in an 18 game high school season. But got thrown in jail when attempted to defect.
The Tigers reported paid Juice a handsome sum to bring Puig back in time for some help in the play offs.
Who the fuck cares? Just one less middle aged white guy pretending to be a hip black playa'. Time to get rid of the rest of this ass clown's aliases now.
Seriously Jaba, I'm a self-professed moron so please help me out. Am I an asshole? Am I buddies with Juice? Are both my asshole and Juice's asshole's buddies? You didn't make yourself clear in your wicked diatribe against me so I just want to know exactly what you meant.
Slick, I won't make it easy for you, so look it up in the Urbandictionary.com. Hint: I'm from the south. BTW, it took me about as long as it takes for a piss ant to run around your pencil dick to come up with this and that. Understand now?
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Puig's younger brother is rumored to have thrown a 142 MPH fastball last year in high school. He runs a 3.9 forty, and hit 74 home runs in an 18 game high school season. But got thrown in jail when attempted to defect.
The Tigers reported paid Juice a handsome sum to bring Puig back in time for some help in the play offs.
Juicebox sprung a leak
Is it REALLY all that important?
TDHQ
Defensive dude your a trolls pussy and I'm going to fuck you