Confessions of Dougster (formerly known as davids)
rickdugan
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Below is a posting from one of Dougster's old aliases, davids, during a rare moment of honesty and clarity. Don't expect to see something like this today as our senior resident troll has matured a lot in the last 7 1/2 years since this was posted, but it tells you that participants back then were leveling many of the same accusations at Dougster that they are today (and I swear that I never knew about his previously aliases when I characterized him the way that I did):
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Posted February 16, 2006 (Last Comment: February 27, 2006)
Gentlemen, my conscience is troubling me greatly these days. I must get these off my chest, so I can sleep tonight:
- I am unemployed
- I am a communist
- I am a geek (and it is a bad thing: no social skills)
- I realize all posters here are smarter than me and am really jealous of them: even parody is smarter
- I never intended to fight AN: I am scared spitless of him (especially after I learned how much he weighs)
- I am jealous of shadowcat and all the cheap lap dances he gets
- I am jealous of all the strippers T-Bone and Yoda and even AN have slept with
- If I go into the clubs and don't spend money strippers just ignore me
- RomanticLover and I are really the same person
- I am a homosexual
- My education is really bad as you could probably tell by my bad use of english
- I got burned really bad (badly?) by a stripper once and really pissed off about it
- I realize I'll never amount to anything as parody says
- I'm really a jerk which is why strippers hate me
- I'm broke
- I spend all day posting on TUSCL b/c I have no life
- I am scared of approaching women in night clubs
- I couldn't get a date or get laid to save my life: I have no idea how women, or normal people think
- I have multiple personality disorder
- I am manic depressive
- I have low self-esteem
- I'm the alcoholic not AN
- I am clueless
- I am a complete pussy
- I realize that you guys are to be admired, but unfortunately you are leagues above me so I can never hope to acheive it
That's all I can think of at the moment, but feel free to add in...
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No doubt that Dougster is quite proud of himself for outlasting the critics from the previous era on this board. Wow, this dude really DOES have nowhere else to go if he took all that abuse, yet kept posting face first. He has since becoem a smarter troll and doesn't post anything about himself that can be used against him anymore, but his earlier stuff is gold. LOL.
Good job digging this shit up Defense, but keep digging! I have the suspicion that it gets even worse and that he is actually an offshoot of another senior member, but I will leave it to Defense to ferret it out.
LMAO.
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This I suspected due to his Homophobia rantings.
Got a link to the thread? Seems like satire to me.
- I am unemployed
- I spend all day posting on TUSCL b/c I have no life
But I and/or others have also accused him of variations of these over time:
- I am jealous of shadowcat and all the cheap lap dances he gets
- I am jealous of all the strippers T-Bone and Yoda and even AN have slept with
- I am a homosexual
- I got burned really bad (badly?) by a stripper once and really pissed off about it
- I'm really a jerk which is why strippers hate me
- I'm broke
- I couldn't get a date or get laid to save my life: I have no idea how women, or normal people think
- I have multiple personality disorder
- I am manic depressive
- I have low self-esteem
- I am clueless
- I am a complete pussy
- I realize that you guys are to be admired, but unfortunately you are leagues above me so I can never hope to acheive it
And of course yet another confirmation of his multiple screen name practices, which were a problem even back then:
- RomanticLover and I are really the same person
Confirmation that he was flaming even back then:
- I never intended to fight AN: I am scared spitless of him (especially after I learned how much he weighs)
And of course confirmation that his fixation with other posters who he believes drink too much is a long standing issue for him:
- I'm the alcoholic not AN
Wow, just wow. Deja vu. But it gets even better once you browse through his old posts. ;)
"I also anti-American, pro-Iranian, and a huge fan of OBL."
where OBL = Osama Bin Laden.
Yep, I'm a Jew who is pro Al Qaeda! Nice theory, Rick!
I have to get back to work now as I have a company to run. I know where you will be - the same place where you have spent your days for the last 9 years now (that we know of). I guess I'll have to log in later to see just how much additional nonsense you manufacture between now and then. LOL.
Still trying to equivocate between "drinking" and "drinking and driving", RickyBoy. Dude, I don't care how much you drink. Hell, more power to you on that one. The problem is driving home afterward. But keep pretending to "misunderstand".
Member since 2003
Last seen August 2013
But does not seem to post any longer
so if davids is Dougster, then
Dougster = ClifBar
And I'm pretty sure ClifBar was banned by founder. So Shadowcat, you're not the only one
a) AbbieNormal seemed to think parodyman--> and davids were the same person
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
But if you look at my posts, like the one Nukey bumped yesterday, you'll see parody and I hated each other right from the start. So that would AN would have to think I am a guy who flames myself. Actually, wait, TDHQ's conspiracy theories are way out there, so maybe he does... Can't comment on AN's paranoia level/conspiracy theory attachment.
b) BobbyI and AbbieNormal seemed to be on quite friendly terms. Maybe common hatred of parodyman--> was part of the bond?
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=9…
So why would AN be back hating me now and saying I'm BobbyI when they got along quite well?
If you look at where the clubs they review, I won't be surprised if he also posts as "HungryGiraffe". Also, I see BobbyI got into some great flame wars with "njcsfan" which also seems like a possible RickyBoy alias.)
Let him get banned again! LOL
https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=179815
One thing I will note about TDHQ is how he seems to mock the military. Comparing his trolling here to a military operation. I don't think a real military person would take their job that lightly, so one thing I am sure of is that he is definitely not military. A big insult to the military actually is what he is.
His revisionist history and diversionary posts are this long lived troll's attempt to hide from his past. Understandable since davids really crashed and burned amid scorn and ridicule. Young Dougster went face first into that board and gave others too much to use against him. His reason for being so evasive now are much clearer. He does not want to repeat the mistakes of his younger troll years, especially with how he behaves around here.
Nine years of kicking up shit and fixating on members who he dislikes. Fascinating that a troll has become one of the most senior active members of this discussion forum. If I was a conspiracy buff I might actually think that he is a state sanctioned troll. ;)
Recon continues. This is really gettin fun now.
davids and RomanticLover seemed to post topics with similar themes (mid-2000s PUA culture as applied to strippers), although RomanticLover was more a hit and run kind of guy.
From the OP RickyBoy posted looks like davids was accused of being RomanticLover at the time, although he seems to want to distance from it. (Don't understand why. I think RomanticLover was brilliant and wish we still had him!)
I WOULDN'T call a thing that has ONLY been around here for 5 yrs under the present name as Most Senior.
Overall though, BobbyI rates as a bit more cynical about the overall home condition than I am. Still I did still the great "MISTERGAY LOSES AGAIN!" line from him.
If I had a $1 for each time I've been used of being a multiple alias I'm not. txttittyfag, AfricanLovePimp, iniquitous, dalex, ...
Dougster, ssshhhh, hush now son. We already know. Fighting just makes it worse. It will all be over soon. ;)
That's funny!
This was an interesting thread...
https://www.tuscl.net/u-p.php?UID=154456…
Indeed! LOL
I have to agree with what Chili Palmer said to Dougster in another thread about the need to take a step back for a while. This guy really needs to consider whether it is healthy to obsess so much and focus so much mental energy on a strip club discussion board.
(Also, genius, plenty of people in this world can function on four hours sleep a night. Six is about what I need.)
You might be right. He's been posting continuously for the last 24 hours, taking just four hours to sleep, but now is trying to convince us that this is just a casual stop during downtime in his travels. LOL.
*** Ssshhh, remember folks, the trick in keeping the delusional psyche patient calm is by playing along with his delusion. ***
Ah, sure Dougster, whatever you say. Ah, travels, posting when bored, absolutely - got it.
LMAO.
*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT RICK-BOY ***
See you should try to look for benign explanations o things rather than just jump right into "splitting". But because of your condition that's all you can do. I understand, little RickyBoy :-)
Let me know if you need me to post you some more links to help with your analytical reasoning, k? I'm hear to help! :-)
Ah, sure you did david, sure you did. ;)
Like I say keep "splitting"' though, RickyBoy. (Learn that one and maybe I'll teach you some
Market lessons if you ask nicely!)
Yeah, clearly that's healthy, really shut the door on that.
If I actually believed Dugly was a heavy business traveler before this I sure wouldn't now.
As my father told me "that's the choice you make when you trade. Eat well or sleep well."
You keep doing your own splitting though jestie. I didn't read that passive agreessives are as prone to it as narcs like the RickyBoy. Maybe there is a research paper here!
I won't change my mind then. You're still a pathetic slime covered thing.
*** Ssshhh, remember folks, the trick in keeping the delusional psyche patient calm is by playing along with his delusion. ***
Ah, sure Dougster, whatever you say. Ah, travels, posting when bored, absolutely - got it."
I agree. :)
Your manic obsession with the board is clear through your endless overnight posts. I think that Defense really fucked you up. LOL.
Not that any of this makes a difference. david/bobby/dougster has done this more times than we can imagine over 9 years. It is simply a perseverance game for you. You have weathered the scorn of countless former participants, many of whom would be great contributors if they were still here, and are still standing while they have long since given up on enjoying this board. History has taught you that if you just make enough noise and cause enough disruption that the targets of your posts will eventually leave. Isn't that right david? ;)
I think that Defense really needs to keep up the work. Dig Defense dig! I suspect that this goes even deeper and I'll bet that there are bread crumb trails somewhere. I don't have Dougster's ample leisure time, but another troll with too much time on his hands might just do the trick. ;)
as it has always been and will forever be.
Now, let's discuss something serious. You keep refusing to tell me what you think stock ticker RICK will do this month. Care to stick your puny little neck out again or have you learned your listen to remain ethereal?
When I have the time I'm going to peruse some of his old posts in more detail. Should be some entertaining reading. A portrait of a baby troll. :)
looking for a roomie alucard? ROTFLMFAOYSSAH
"My first feeling was that TDHQ was staxwell. But then staxwell spazzed out at me after we called him down on his mistakes regarding ASPD, and I've never seen stax lose his cool, so I'll have to dismiss that theory. I'm pretty sure that TDHQ is BigBadJohn returned, but beyond, no clue as to who it is."
BigBadJohn is the guy with the dog in his pic, right? If so, he's definitely TDHQ. I got that feeling from seeing his first post.
NOT I. I'm here to stay. I'll outlast Dougster/david/bobby. LOL
well if you would take your meds maybe they would let you out of the asylum someday alucard.