Confessions of Dougster (formerly known as davids)
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Tuesday, September 3, 2013 6:10 AM
This has all happened before and will probably happen again. The names change, but the game remains the same.
Below is a posting from one of Dougster's old aliases, davids, during a rare moment of honesty and clarity. Don't expect to see something like this today as our senior resident troll has matured a lot in the last 7 1/2 years since this was posted, but it tells you that participants back then were leveling many of the same accusations at Dougster that they are today (and I swear that I never knew about his previously aliases when I characterized him the way that I did):
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Posted February 16, 2006 (Last Comment: February 27, 2006)
Gentlemen, my conscience is troubling me greatly these days. I must get these off my chest, so I can sleep tonight:
- I am unemployed
- I am a communist
- I am a geek (and it is a bad thing: no social skills)
- I realize all posters here are smarter than me and am really jealous of them: even parody is smarter
- I never intended to fight AN: I am scared spitless of him (especially after I learned how much he weighs)
- I am jealous of shadowcat and all the cheap lap dances he gets
- I am jealous of all the strippers T-Bone and Yoda and even AN have slept with
- If I go into the clubs and don't spend money strippers just ignore me
- RomanticLover and I are really the same person
- I am a homosexual
- My education is really bad as you could probably tell by my bad use of english
- I got burned really bad (badly?) by a stripper once and really pissed off about it
- I realize I'll never amount to anything as parody says
- I'm really a jerk which is why strippers hate me
- I'm broke
- I spend all day posting on TUSCL b/c I have no life
- I am scared of approaching women in night clubs
- I couldn't get a date or get laid to save my life: I have no idea how women, or normal people think
- I have multiple personality disorder
- I am manic depressive
- I have low self-esteem
- I'm the alcoholic not AN
- I am clueless
- I am a complete pussy
- I realize that you guys are to be admired, but unfortunately you are leagues above me so I can never hope to acheive it
That's all I can think of at the moment, but feel free to add in...
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No doubt that Dougster is quite proud of himself for outlasting the critics from the previous era on this board. Wow, this dude really DOES have nowhere else to go if he took all that abuse, yet kept posting face first. He has since becoem a smarter troll and doesn't post anything about himself that can be used against him anymore, but his earlier stuff is gold. LOL.
Good job digging this shit up Defense, but keep digging! I have the suspicion that it gets even worse and that he is actually an offshoot of another senior member, but I will leave it to Defense to ferret it out.
LMAO.
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