The Felon Boyfriend and I

I wouldn't worry about Earl. He'll find friends or religion in the clink. Let's see how long she drives the two hours to visit him. It's sad to say, but the longer an individual is incarcerated, the less mail, less phone calls, and the less visits one gets. Then a day comes when only your mom or number 1 Road Dog makes it. I know. Two of my old-school homeboys were locked up at young ages, one at 16 and one at 22. I kept up with one homeboy from 16-21, then he got lost in the system. I kept up with one homeboy from 22-28 and also from 30-32. My money, letters, and visits kept him going. I even picked him up from Chuckawalla the last time he got out. I pray he stays out cause the next time is strike number three.

I'm stuck in Folsom prison And Time keeps draggin' on

San Quentin, you've been livin' hell to me You've hosted me since nineteen sixty three

but the worst 'prison' of all?

When Kramer warns Jerry about marriage...

"They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're doing time! You get up in the morning, she's there. You go to sleep at night, she's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. (pleading voice) "Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?"

@Moto-I love that show. I have both the first and last episode on vhs. One of the last vhs tapes I still have.

"Given the typical stripper values, my CF must find Earl more attractive than me"

Her loss. Maybe she'll join him behind bars soon.

Jack.....you got a great sense of humor!

LMAO

Jack - You left out one BIG trait, dick size! :)

Have you looked up Mandy's rap sheet?

"Have you looked up Mandy's rap sheet?"

Actually, I did a search on her. No criminal history. She's very nice and sweet, and so I'm surprised she was involved with a felon.

“… She's very nice and sweet, and so I'm surprised she was involved with a felon …”

Haven’t you heard that many a woman (usually the IQ deficient ones) like and are into bad-boys and roughnecks.

BTW – when did sweetie pie Earl get sent to the Hanoi Hilton?

"… They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're doing time! …”

^^Papi- HAHAHAHAHAHA

Earl sounds like a keeper.

If a woman loves a vicious punk but isn't one, that just means she's chickenshit, not that she's nice.

The Dixie Chicks said it best-"Earl's Gotta Die."

I had a run in with a strippers boyfriend once. She had told me she did not have a boyfriend. I was at a bar with the stripper when this guy walked up next to me and started talking shit. When I stood up, I'm 6ft 210lbs he was maybe 5'8" and 140lbs soaking wet and 5lbs of that was dreadlocks, he changed his tone. And she got pissed at me. Needless to say I did not see her again.

Not everyone that ends up in prison is an asshole and not everyone that keeps themselves out of them is a good person.

"Not everyone that ends up in prison is an asshole"

Agreed, but it's a decent indicator.

"Not everyone that ends up in prison is an asshole"

No, some use their mouths

LOL

Funny.

Question though, if your Mandy came to you tomorrow and sincerely asked you to be her new BF, would you go for it?

Not sure what your answer would be but I would run like hell if any of my fav's were looking for the real thing.

I guess I'm lucky there isn't a snowball's chance in hell of that ever happening.

Duo is correct

Duo is correct

I agree Joe that not everyone locked up is a horrible person, but if you met the people I know who are or were doing time then you'd agree that these outstanding members of our society are in a very deserving institution.

"Not everyone that ends up in prison is an asshole and not everyone that keeps themselves out of them is a good person."

Sounds like something a convict would say to get into a dancer's panties. Those dudes are smooth.

Unfortunately nowadays a lot of dancers are dating felon boyfriends.

People who deal pot or E have not really committed a crime. People who deal coke are no worse than people who sell alcohol. Some people are falsely convicted but that's a minority.