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Extras For Every Guy?....Or Just For The Few?

Tuesday, February 25, 2014 1:59 AM
Catching up on reviews of clubs that I know well, I was amazed to read just how many reviewers were disappointed in the unavailability of extras on demand during their visits. These reviews were of the suburban Toronto clubs where I have spent considerable time satisfying my appetite for SC extras, i.e. BBBJs and CFS, to be explicit. Many of these clubs have wide open VIPs where even a cursory glance around the room would give a guy the salacious sight of dancers bouncing on customers' laps or dancers' heads bobbing over customers' crotches. Why am I offered extras without even asking for them when other guys don't receive the same offers? What do I project to dancers that makes them aware that I am eager for extras that other guys do not project?

35 comments

  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    Money!
  • jackslash
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    10 years ago
    It's the curse of smoldering masculine sexuality, Art. I'm cursed too.
  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    Because you're the coolest motherfucker on earth,your shit don't stink.What the fuck do you want me to say?I am retired at 50 and have more grace than [view link] make me want to board an airplane.Knock it the fuck off D-bag.
  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    And who were the two guys to kiss your almighty ass?
  • steve229
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    10 years ago
    "Extras For Every Guy" Hey, Art, I think you just hit on a great slogan for Rob Ford's reelection campaign!
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    Relax tumblingdice my brother. This board is supposed to be fun. I don't know if Art is a super-rich oil dude, a well-off oil dude that exaggerates a bit, or a character invented by a 25 year old Canadian dude still living in his mother's basement. However, he generally a nice dude and it is more fun to engage him as if he is telling the truth. If he is, cool, if not, what's the harm? I'll let you in on a few secrets. I think Juice is actually just a dude with a lot of energy that likes to post. I don't think he is a prophet, a transdimensional being, a prison inmate, or a KFC franchise owner (though the last of those would be hilareous). I certainly don't think he's a transdimensional KFC franchise owner with a direct line to the LORD. That would be stupid. But the classic Juice was way funnier if you approached as if he were the holy rollin' KFC bossman! So I did. I also don't think RickDugan is a RICH STUD that drives drunk all the time, wearing a polyester suit straight out of Saturday Night Fever and hoping that poor, heroin-addicted girls will relapse so he can save $20 on an OTC encounter. That would be absurd! Gotta run to meet some Klingons now! TTYL. Qapla'
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    Sounds like a Beach Boys ditty.
  • Dolfan
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    10 years ago
    I'm not sure. I live 1500 miles away and and only get to SC there on occasion. I've never had any trouble finding extra's at any of those clubs. In fact, after a few pleasantries they offer a dance or go straight to offering extras. The ones who offer dances first usually follow up w/ offers of BJ's or FS's complete with prices if I decline a dance. It becomes even more obvious and direct if I mention that I'm from the US. I guess they think we don't have tramps down here, because as soon as I mention it they're quick to tell me how different things are there and how we can "have a lot more fun." While I'm not poor, I'm certainly not to be confused with an oil tycoon. That said, I'm sure even the dancers who are the most prolific in providing extra service have some sort of selection criteria. If they didn't, they'd probably be in the escort or massage parlor game. It might be more an absence of offensive criteria that keeps the offers flowing. Simple things like showering and not acting like judgmental and/or aggressive pricks has to help. Like with civi's, I'm sure the subtle differences in behavior that come from the confidence gained through experience is similar situations or even interactions with civilian girls shines through and puts the girls at ease. I suppose it could be random too, with the girl just wanting to convince herself she's not a hooker and she decides who & when. She has to say no once in a while to keep up that charade. I'd have to suspect the guys not getting offers or getting turned down are doing something stupid. Maybe they look or smell dirty, not simply unmanicured but actually visibly covered in grime/pathogens. Maybe they're simply assholes or acting like idiots before the girls even come over. I hear it from faves all the time. She'll be sitting with me they'll be a guy or group of guys trying to get her attention by tipping on stage/waving her over/asking a waitress/whatever. Even if I tell her I'm done spending or I'm happy to wait if she wants to go over, she'll often say no thanks I've seen them over there trying to get my attention but they look like idiots or I could smell them from when I was on stage and don't want that stank rubbing off on me or something.
  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    No Zip,I'm just saying most men of wealth and taste don't talk of their wealth and taste.
  • jackslash
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    10 years ago
    To be serious for a moment, I think dancers are more likely to offer extras to older guys. Older guys are not intimidating, they have more money, and they are generally more polite than young guys. Being over 60 like Art and me and Shadowcat has a few compensations.
  • Hard4Dancers
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    10 years ago
    Most of what's said here is generally bullshit. For the most part you can get sex in any club known for offering it if you can pony up the $. The girls can't really can't discriminate too much simply because it would limit their income potential. What's interesting is that I asked the last three girls I've had at my local club if they considered themselves to be prostitutes. All of them said no.
  • juiicebox69
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    10 years ago
    Aint spenden my mony I git xtraz freee !
  • ATACdawg
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    10 years ago
    All of you guys have missed the underlying cause of fa's uncharacteristic braggadocio. Not to put too fine a point on it, he is still drunk from celebrating Canada's gold medal performances in men's and women's hockey and curling. Those of you from Minnesota (referred to in Canada as the eleventh province) will understand this. Having grown up in Canada, I can understand these feelings. Where once Canada was known for exporting such luminaries as Chuck Connors, William Shatner, Shania Twain and Celine Dion, now they are known only for Justin Bieber. For years, they have endured the drain of hockey talent (players such as Gordie Howe, Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux and Patrick Roy to the US in exchange for second rate football talent to the CFL. What is a small nation to do when they have a victory like that? So, my fellow TUSCLers, I implore you to cut farmerart some slack. This condition will fade in less than two years. Our beloved fa will then be back with all of his customary bonhomie!
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    I say, rock on with ya bad self, Art. Brush the haterade away.
  • Tiredtraveler
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    10 years ago
    I have run into girls that are selective about who they will do extras for and some the take you to the lap dance area to convince you to get a CR that smell like burnt rubber LOL.
  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    Alright,then I'll give the midget a hall pass.
  • Alucard
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    10 years ago
    If guys have been lead to believe that sexual extras are available, they may well think they're everywhere.
  • sclvr5005
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    10 years ago
    Some dancers give extras to everybody and some give extras to nobody. Most seem to fall in between. They give extras depending on the person, day, circumstances, etc.
  • tumblingdice
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    10 years ago
    Oh no Dice all I do is wanky cranks.
  • rickdugan
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    10 years ago
    C'mon now ATAC, Canada has more than just hockey to be proud of. Take, for example, ketchup potato chips and a variety of other flavors not available in the U.S. And then there are Mr. Big and Coffee Crisp candy bars. Generally considered as not sweet enough for the American palette, these are among the most delicious candy bars in existence in my humble opinion. Also, and perhaps most important, no place produces such a bevy of hot and young French speaking beauties as does the Quebec countryside. Even before I knew about the clubs scattered around the outskirts of Montreal, I used to have a great time clubbing on St. Katherine and then finishing with one of the beautiful girls hanging around in front of the no-tels near the clubs. I remember with great fondness the time when the U.S dollar was worth so much more than its Canadian counterpart. ;) Oh Canada... ;)
  • ATACdawg
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    10 years ago
    No argument from me, Rick. Just trying to keep my post length under control!
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    Art...obviously you and your bankroll are well known. And thats the answer.
  • Chanel
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    10 years ago
    Posted by Tired Traveler: "I have run into girls that are selective about who they will do extras for and some the take you to the lap dance area to convince you to get a CR that smell like burnt rubber LOL." This is on the money-based on what I've seen and experienced. "Burnt rubber" description had me laughing too. (Those girls must by condoms by the truckload).
  • juiicebox69
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    10 years ago
    Kanadas gotz lotz ov moosees and eskamoes !
  • jester214
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    10 years ago
    Dice makes a good point. To answer the question though Art has claimed to be willing to pay well above the going rate.
  • snowtime
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    10 years ago
    I had a Canadian friend bring me some Tim Hortan's coffee last year. It was very good coffee.
  • steve229
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    10 years ago
    "Art...obviously you and your bankroll are well known" The dancers probably have a picture of Art tacked up in the dressing room, lol
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    ^^^ Tumblin' dude...there is one man of wealth and taste that proudly declares that he is a man of wealth and taste. But you have to guess his name. Woo-woo!
  • sharkhunter
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    10 years ago
    To answer Art's question, it's because the other dudes are so busy with their phones, dancer's don't want anything to do with them. They get ignored and then go and talk about crap. I think if a dancer in the club texted them while in the club, they would respond with text messages instead of talking.
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    OMG...Art my brother, are you Lucifer? Seriously though, I don't do the haterade. If you think Art's all act that doesn't have an impact on him. Either he is an act or he isn't. I post here to relax and have a lil' fun. If somebody wants to bust my balls I'll bust 'em right back. But it's all in good fun. If it gets serious (e.g., i think the real TDHQ was taking his shit seriously) or it bores me (e.g., ol' Camby and I said all that needed to be said in our feud) I click ignore. Even brother Alucard. At first I didn't get the guy and thought we had a serious feud. So I ignored him for a while. I communicated with him later and he was a nice guy to me. So I'm not going to get all up in his grill. I figure if you don't like somebody just ignore them. Life's too short to do the haterade thing! Peace out bros!
  • sofaking87
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    10 years ago
    @farmerart, I've been to most of those clubs, and I wanna say its extras for all. I've been hit up for extra's while my eyes have been adjusting to the dark, and I'm just an average cannuck. I am guessing that most babes bring up the extras after the first dance, whereas a select few will hit you up anywhere anytime.
  • lopaw
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    10 years ago
    We're just very blessed, art.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    10 years ago
    You have to be an uber-manly petro-god in Etobicoke, Ontario. Or, just be in Etobicoke, Ontario.
  • goonster
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    10 years ago
    I don't think extras are available for everyone. I have friends that complain about not being able to get extras in a club that I regularly get extras at, even with the same ladies. They hook me up, but my friend goes in later, sees the same chick, no dice. I think it's a combination of a vibe you give off plus being able to pick/get/keep the attention of the right girl. Not all girls give extras, even in a club known for extras. You can't just walk in and expect to go with the first chick that shows up. It's a lot easier if you're a regular.
  • georgmicrodong
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    10 years ago
    I've seen enough evidence of "discretion" amongst dancers that I believe that not everybody who walks into an extras club is getting some, at least not from every girl. I have *very* good evidence that at least *one* dancer wasn't fucking anyone else, even though she was fucking me, and if one is doing it, then so are others.
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