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OT:I'm Going Back To Pork

Mar 1, 2014, 8:11 AM
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SlickSpic

So, I bought some breakfast sausage patties made out of turkey. I thought that they might be a healthier alternative. They weren't bad but they lacked the flavor and pizazz of pork. I talked to my gramma about it. She just turned 91. She laughed at me.

She told me, "Mijo, you're uncles were pig farmers in Argentina. They lived to 92 & 93, respectively. Leave the turkey for Thanksgiving and sandwiches."

Nona knows best. I'm back on pork.

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tumblingdice

I know a chick that won't eat beef or pork but sucks a mean cock.

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crazyjoe

^^^^ you mean she wont eat pork but she will blow your pork?

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crazyjoe

Those old timers know best

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motorhead

Did you see the latest issue of Porks Illustrated?

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farmerart

Yeah, I did, motorhead.

The pics of those voluptuous tenderloins were very.....um......uh....disturbing.

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mikeya02

I once got some turkey bacon. They turned out so dry and brittle, I just crushed them up to make lousy bacon bits.

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steve229

I knew a dancer that was a self-described "bacon-tarian" - didn't eat any meat except for bacon, lol

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SlickSpic

I'm going back to Puerco To Puerco, to Puerco I'm going back to Puerco No, I don't think so

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jackslash
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Papi_Chulo

I don’t mind eating turkey breast or a turkey sandwich; but any turkey equivalent (turkey sausage; turkey bacon; turkey ground beef); is a no-go.

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motorhead

I tried once using ground turkey to make tacos.

Never again.

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farmerart

The talk here has my saliva glands working overtime. I slipped into town and bought 2 pork tenderloins. I have them marinating in a mixture of olive oil, sour cherry vinegar, chopped onions and garlic, and lots of fresh cracked black pepper. Roast them in the oven and finish them off under the broiler; make a sauce out of the marinade.

Take that......you tasty pig.

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Papi_Chulo

^ now you have my mouth watering – wish I lived nearby

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SlickSpic

Made my way to Claro's Italian Market. Ordered some prosciutto for later, an espresso for now.

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farmerart

@Papi_Chulo,

Those two bad boys turned out mighty tasty; mighty tasty, indeed.

Leftovers made for some wicked sammies for the mini-fridge of the F-150. No small town cafe crap food for me for the next two days.

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