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Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

visit was Friday...

visit was Friday around 5 on 11/8/13. Was happy hour 2 for 1 drinks at $5 until 7:00. Stopped in, was one of not more than 10 customers. Left round 7:30, not…

Pinky's Cabaret

Salt Lake City, Utah

Staff was friendly and so we're...

Staff was friendly and so we're dancers. Not crazy loud obnoxious like some other clubs in the valley. Food was typical bar fare but decent. Girls actually were energetic and friendly. Good neighborhood bar, intimate,…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

House Of Babes' girls are friendly...

House Of Babes' girls are friendly and will talk about there life history if you want, daytime girls are hit and miss you just don't know how many will show up, anywhere between 2 and…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I don't know why I keep...

I don't know why I keep giving this place a second try. Girls are pretty but cost add up fast. I went in because I only saw a few cars while driving by. I think…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

You guys need to get a...

You guys need to get a grip and stop being so serious. These people don't claim to be some big time la de da strip club. Been coming here for years and they are a…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been here a couple times....

I've been here a couple times. I've generally left happy (great vip dances) but one time a little annoyed (pushy dancer who knew I was out of money bugging me for more vip time). Overall…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I have finally figured it out....

I have finally figured it out. Don't put pressure on yourself. The dancers will come to you if they're interested. They'll try to sell you. Be nice and let them do it. With the changes…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Like some of the other reviewers...

Like some of the other reviewers mentioned, the Doll House seems cleaner and nicer than I remember in the past, although I haven't been here for a couple years. I visited on…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

It was a quaint Sunday night,...

It was a quaint Sunday night, the Niners handled business and I took my parlay profits to the land of T&A Now, I'm an avid visitor of TL and used to be a regular of HT…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great variety of dancers, definitely something...

Great variety of dancers, definitely something for everyone. The club seems to have fairly high standards for the dancers, none are heavily tattooed, none have a bunch of stretch marks, etc. Food is good but…

Platinum Lace

London, England

This is a high class club....

This is a high class club. Very well decorated inside. At 7pm there were maybe 3 clients and 25 girls. 10 'quid' to enter and then there's a mandatory coat check. Beer was reasonable at…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

This is a small club with...

This is a small club with a bar at one end, and stage at the other and only a couple rows of tables between. So every seat has a pretty good view of the stage,…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

This review will cover my 4...

This review will cover my 4 visits to this establishment. The clubs imterior is kinda run down. The drinks are a bit steep however they were stiff. I found most of the girls give a…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Hadn't been here in a while...

Hadn't been here in a while so thought I'd make the drive out to see if there was any new talent. As others have written, there's no longer a cover charge. Well there's…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

This was my second time here...

This was my second time here at Deja Vu City of Industry. The dude at the entrance was super friendly, standard fee to enter the club is $20 per person, but when my friend gave…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

I've been to this club several...

I've been to this club several times before most recently to watch playoff football games. I sat at the bar to watch the game and the bartenders are friendly and don't try to push on…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

I'm a bi female. My man...

I'm a bi female. My man and I frequent clubs together, ebony inn dayshift. It was the last thursday night game of the regular season. We had stopped by after leaving laurel station. It was…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Before the holidays I dropped in...

Before the holidays I dropped in at the club a little before mid night. I hadn't been in there for a year or so because the quality had gotten so bad. The same cover charge…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

wow one girl there gives great...

wow one girl there gives great head and all for 50 in vip. had a great time and i will gladly go back but net time ill bring some condoms so i can take…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

This was my first experience going...

This was my first experience going to a MP, so I wanted to make sure that I tried a place with plenty of choice to choose from. And let me tell you, Blue Lagoon…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

This club has a specials on...

This club has a specials on Tuesdays, 2 for 1 for certain drinks, and 2 for 1 lap dances. So, instead of a $20 dance, you get 2 songs for the same price. Which…

Interstate Body Shop

Emlenton, Pennsylvania

This place is absolutely gnarly. A...

This place is absolutely gnarly. A couple girls looklike they have been on meth for years now. And a ciucouple girls look like they ate a horse. It wiuld be okay if they were pretty…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

The time i went i didnt...

The time i went i didnt know i was going to the strip club untill the last min,so i wasnt prepared moneywise all i had was like 40 dollars on me n i went in…

Mansion Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse

Newburgh, New York

They serve a full bar here,...

They serve a full bar here, so technically they are not allowed to go full nude. You do not have to valet ($5), in before 9 no cover. $10.00 cover after 9 pm. No baseball…

Lamplighter Lounge

El Paso, Texas

Okay so I had read about...

Okay so I had read about the lamplighter being a good place where your money goes a long way and It is true just more expensive for what you get. Maybe it was because I…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been visiting this club for...

I've been visiting this club for a long time.... I have seen ups and downs. Right now, they are not doing badly. The most recent visit wasn't that great, but Atlanta has also…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Was part of a bachelor party...

Was part of a bachelor party in Scottsdale and made my way into the club with a group of guys after we had finished dinner. I have never been to an Arizona club so not…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by here on a recent...

Stopped by here on a recent Saturday Night (also was in on a Tuesday afternoon... but that is a different story) to visit for a little while. Big changes. After going through the…

Interstate Body Shop

Emlenton, Pennsylvania

i used to work here and...

i used to work here and i loved it ..it has its ups and downs...the place is a little run down...but at the same time still holds its regular customers daily .... its hit and…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Overall I had a great time....

Overall I had a great time. I met a girl named Jazz that I connected with gave me a great lapdance we were really into it. It was 30 for 2 dances. Had to buy…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Visited for matinee. 7 dancers on...

Visited for matinee. 7 dancers on with just as many patrons. Attended many a matinee and always poor volume of patrons. Dancers were: Jessica-7, Jasmine-5, Candy-4,Nicole-7, Desire-7,Angel-5, Peaches-6.5. Not their best stock as better 1's…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

This place seems to be the...

This place seems to be the same as it was about 6 or 7 months ago. No cover during the day and about 6 or 7 dancers sitting around the bar chatting with a few…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

After a long hiatus, I decided...

After a long hiatus, I decided to give the Oasis a try again. Like many other clubs, they seem to follow a cycle Hot/cold/hot/cold. I think the current trend would be "warming/but not quite hot."…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by for a Friday $5...

Stopped by for a Friday $5 lunch special and am once again impressed with the value and the entertainment. Don't know what happened but the management made a change in how the girls give…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in on Tuesday evening around...

Stopped in on Tuesday evening around midnight. Took a seat at the bar near the stairs to the VIP room. From this advantage you can see all of the stages as well as get a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Met up in Vegas with a...

Met up in Vegas with a bunch of buddies for a bachelor party and of course has to make it the rhino. This is not a club to go to if you are on a fixed…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

About a year since last visit...

About a year since last visit and not much has changed in physical, dancer, or monetary ratings. This time I went an hour or 2 before the 700pm shift to see if the quality…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

This is by far the best...

This is by far the best strip club I've been to. I always have a good time with the girls and my friends. The girls are super hot, the music is awesome and service is…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Secrets was the first club I've...

Secrets was the first club I've been to since being in Fayetteville and I've never looked anywhere else. It was really easy to get in a simple ID check and pat down, there was an…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

Not sure why I stopped other...

Not sure why I stopped other to check the place out. Glad I did in the afternoon nights in that area is not the place to be. Got there around 2 so there was no…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

stopped by this place to grab...

stopped by this place to grab a beer and take a break from xmas shopping. as mentioned by others, the dancer quality is OK, but everyone working there is cool. the dancers were pleasant, as…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandoras was average in both dancer...

Pandoras was average in both dancer quality and overall club look. However when it comes to seattle some of the best value and biggest bang for your buck I've encountered! They could use some better…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Went to G2K for their Christmas...

Went to G2K for their Christmas party. Was amazed by the amount of quality beautiful girls dancing that night. Saw several 8's and 9's. Was crowded in lap dance area and did not really have…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I visit during the day once...

I visit during the day once every couple months or so. It's easy-going during the day, allowing you to spend as much time as you want with the girls. One favorite is Lynx. She is…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Usually the girls at showtime are...

Usually the girls at showtime are not very attracted however in Dec i saw Sabrina a beautiful dark hair has a large set of boobs. She was so bubbly in the large living room that…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Decided to check out the late...

Decided to check out the late afternoon at DG. Went to Sneaky Pete's next door at about 4 for a Happy Hour drink. Showing DG your Sneaky Pete's stamp is much cheaper than the cover,…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Stopped in for a beer to...

Stopped in for a beer to see what this place all about. There's a bunch of clubs all near each other and this one one seemed like the safest of the group. Sat down and…

Jenny Lounge

Houston, Texas

All the hostess lounges along telephone...

All the hostess lounges along telephone road seem to be pretty similar in the girls they employ. I use the word girl somewhat loosely, as many are older than I am, as was the…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Had the chance to make another...

Had the chance to make another visit to Jacksonville late last year and made sure to visit my regular club Sinsations. It appeared they had done some minor remodeling which provided slightly more sweating space…

Teasers

Tampa, Florida

Club is now called Teasers. ...

Club is now called Teasers. Didn't change much except now they make you use the entrance on the side toward the front of the building. One of the advantages in the past was…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

If you don't have high expectations...

If you don't have high expectations for this club you will be fine. If you just want a little entertainment and physical attention and aren't looking for spinners you wont be disappointed. The…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

So I need to give this...

So I need to give this club another chance. It's lay out is very nice. Spacious and the bouncers were very friendly. No cover charge because we had our college Ids but we had to…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

The Blockist had been absent from...

The Blockist had been absent from the Circus for a while, so he visited last week for an update. What could possibly go wrong, he asked himself? Most of the regular Circus performers were present, including…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Great club for the dollar. ...

Great club for the dollar. Girls are willing to have fun. I find it's not necessary to pay the freight to go to VIP. You can as much fun as you want…

Sugar Daddy's

Cloquet, Minnesota

It had been more than a...

It had been more than a year since my last visit here, but I was really impressed by the number of hot a friendly girls when I stopped in a few weeks ago. The interior of…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Did my usual afternoon sample of...

Did my usual afternoon sample of lap dances, looking for the best grind and grope combination. I will say that it is difficult to get a drink at this place, unless your on the way…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went here a couple weeks ago,...

Went here a couple weeks ago, but just finally getting to my review. Convenience wise, this is a great club. It is right in center city, and even an easy walk from the subway if…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I worked at this club briefly...

I worked at this club briefly while I was in Fayetteville NC. The club is okay on the inside....it's not super upscale but not a dive either. There is a full bar with a few slot…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

I recommend that you check...

I recommend that you check out the available ladies online prior to your arrival. Make a mental note of the lady your want for your massage, it is a good idea to come up…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Had about an hour and a...

Had about an hour and a half to kill while driving through Lexington on a Friday afternoon so I stopped at Platinum Plus. To my surprise, there was a very good crowd that afternoon.…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

It pains me to write this...

It pains me to write this review but I really hope to see some improvement out of this place. Back when it was Deja Vu I LOVED coming here with friends because it was a…

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

Wow, has this place changed since...

Wow, has this place changed since I first started going in the early 2000s. When I was there it was 100% latino. The DJ spoke only spanish and played all latino music.…

Strapless Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

Wow. What a shit hole. The...

Wow. What a shit hole. The only upside was that one of the girls -- the only barely decent one there -- hooked me up with her number. We hung out a few times after…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by this afternoon for a...

Stopped by this afternoon for a couple of hours and tried to sample as many of the dancers as I could. Great fun! This place definitely lives up to all the previous reviews.…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Tried this spot out on a...

Tried this spot out on a slow Sunday night after the Cowboys lost to the Eagles (again) lol. Paid $20 to get in but I was made aware later that they have flyers or an…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Louie's has stolen my business from...

Louie's has stolen my business from Bobby's. Like anywhere else in MP/SP, some ladies will sit and chat for a bit, some are out trying to make ends meet, and some are lounging at the…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in PHX not long ago...

Was in PHX not long ago and stopped by BSC soon as I got to town. my visits here are normally just a warm up for later scheduled activities with my usual ATF hook up…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

Went to bouzouki s last Friday...

Went to bouzouki s last Friday nite cuz I was staying at greektown hotel for drinking and gambling . Got there about 10pm and showed my hotel room key and my cover was waived .…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First time visiting the famed HK...

First time visiting the famed HK Gentlemen's club. As soon as I entered the club, I realized I was in fantasyland. I felt like a kid at a candy shop once again. I got a…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Been to this club a few...

Been to this club a few times during the weekdays in the afternoons. Club is a little rough looking on the outside, but once inside it's good and clean. Average drink prices for…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

The best thing about this club...

The best thing about this club is the lunch special. Went there on a Friday just after noon and got a 3 dollar meatloaf dinner and another 3 bucks for a drink. The food…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Decided to visit Goddess again after...

Decided to visit Goddess again after a few months. The upstairs wasn't open as of when i visited. There is yellow tape on the stairway. Its supposed to be another stage, and bar with booths and or VIP…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I went back here in November...

I went back here in November 2013 and it was terrific on a Friday night. There are so many beautiful girls standing and sitting around, will approach you and want to go upstairs right…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

First trip to the club in...

First trip to the club in the new year. A lot of dancers who were gone the last few days were back. Unfortunately a lot of their regular customers who were out of…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

My experience at Casa Diablo was...

My experience at Casa Diablo was a very enjoyable experience. The girls there are very attractive and always ready to give the customer a great experience. Zoe was my favorite dancer at the club . She is a…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Very cold today. Apparently they...

Very cold today. Apparently they turned the power off when they left last night, and when the bartender came in the temp was 47 degrees. It took a while to warm up. Today was…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Went in for their Wednesday night...

Went in for their Wednesday night $5 dances and had lots of fun. You can either park on the street or the side of building for free, or you can pay $5 and park upfront.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

OK...time for my semi-monthly review of...

OK...time for my semi-monthly review of EBC as I drop my kid off at school. I dropped by on a Wednesday afternoon and was expecting a sparse crowd and dancer allotment given the time…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

I have been wanting to try...

I have been wanting to try this club since it was recommended to me by another TUSCL member. I arrived at around 6pm. The door man was very friendly and welcomed me to the club.…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Been looking for a nice friendly...

Been looking for a nice friendly place to kill time I only recently moved down to these parts. Don't have any friends or family that live in SC so I just thankful for this beautiful…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

I decided to stop by since...

I decided to stop by since I hadn't been back since it became spearmint rhino. The inside has been re-done and it looks really nice. I think they lowered the really high stage too. The…

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Watch out for sex offender Laura Whitehurst, she may want to have sex

Would you do her? http://www.google.com/#q=laura+whitehurst+&safe=off&biv=i%7C24%3Bd%7CXLXYhIRwEg4TTM%3A Looks better in the one pic than the pics I found of Alucard's choice.

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Strip club owner facing child prostitution charges

http://www.azfamily.com/home/Strip-club-operator-facing-child-prostitution-charges-238985221.html This guy just bought the Blue Moon Lounge in Phoenix this past summer. Don't know if this will effect business but with the place having been robbed at closing a couple of weeks ago and then this, it might be…

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Favorite "Dancer"

Sandahl Bergman in the film "All That Jazz". A Hell of a body & Fabulous tits!!!

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Favorite Car?!

Mine is the 1973 Red on Red Corvette Coupe with the LS5 engine.

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Cheetah Atlanta

I met this really cool girl at this place when I was there for business by the name of Nella I believe. Does anyone know anything about her? Beautiful Latina

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Please allow me to introduce myself...

I'm a man of wealth and taste...and I'm movin' to Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain. Satanic Temple is erecting a monument at the Oklahoma state house. http://kgou.org/post/group-unveils-satan-statue-design-oklahoma Agroup has unveiled designs for a 7-foot-tall statue of Satan that…

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Labia surgery...why didn't they ask us?

http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/818502?nlid=44103_489&src=wnl_edit_medp_plas&uac=41982EY&spon=48

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Damn it, just start a new "Discussion"!

I hate reading a topic then discover someone pulled it out from the Stone Age. Just start it over! No penalty for a repeat topic, as we always have new people.

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Pussing out on Backpage

How often do you go to backpage looking for a cheap and sexy hook up only to pussy out and spend your few hundreds on shitty lapdances ?

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Giving strippers a fake name?

Anyone ever do this, just for fun or whatever?

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Lululemon's See-Through Pants Reveal Women's Secrets

I originally posted this on Yoga Pants post but it got lost among the Tainted Titty wars and other subsequent posts. Figured it was 'thought provoking' enough to stand on its own: "'It's no surprise that much of the press is…

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Is it wrong for Dennis Rodman to go to North Korea?

Do you guys think it's in bad taste for Dennis Rodman to go to North Korea? Does it legitimize an unstable regime?

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Joyce Meyer

After I grew weary of the depressing weather coverage this morning I did some channel surfing and came across Joyce Meyer. For those who may not know, she is a TV evangelist. And as far TV evangelists go, she…

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New Canadian Stripper Law for 2014

Effective Dec. 31, 2013, the canadian government will no longer approve foreigner workers such as strippers and escort service provider to work in Canada. This is the government attempt to reform the Temporary Foreign Worker Program which it says will…

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OT: Chicago Ban on Gun Sales Ruled Unconstitutional

Chicago residents regain their rights. http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20140106/NEWS02/140109925/chicago-ban-on-gun-sales-in-city-unconstitutional-judge-rules

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

A tale of two shifts...first on...

A tale of two shifts...first on a Thursday evening, typical BSC lineup: dozens of mostly hot dancers, club was decently busy (not like 5 years ago, but still crowded in the VIP dance area most…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Was a very small club but...

Was a very small club but nice and comfortable. The staff and the girls were all very nice and welcoming. Not too pushy. The girls were that beautiful but okay. I'd give them a 5-6.…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

I visited Danzers show club last...

I visited Danzers show club last weekend on a Saturday. They have two dance stages surrounded by tables and some booth seating in the corners. You are allowed to smoke inside and the cover is…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I was in Lawrence for a...

I was in Lawrence for a meeting that ended early enough for me to make a stop by the club before meeting friends for dinner. Two things: first, thanks to another TUSCL reviewer who…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

I stopped by this club late...

I stopped by this club late November right before Deer Hunting. I figured it'd be packed full of ladies to wish the guys best luck as they left their wives for an annual trip…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I love TUSCL because it keeps...

I love TUSCL because it keeps track of the last time I have been to a specific club. In the case of the TL, April 29, 2012 was the last time I was here so,…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped in on a Sunday night...

Stopped in on a Sunday night after deciding not to travel any further as the roads were beginning to turn bad. Thought I would check out this club that I have not visited in…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

This is a combined review of...

This is a combined review of several consecutive nights in early December when I had the opportunity to visit one of my favorite little clubs. As has been stated many times before, you don't…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Decided to check out the talent...

Decided to check out the talent level at Blondie's after leaving Dollies (which is located across the street). I was in the area for a few days so I tried here three different evenings.…

Hillside Inn

St. Francis, Wisconsin

You walk I'm and get patted...

You walk I'm and get patted down like the police are searching you. Then they have a 5 dollar cover and one drink minimum. This place is not upscale so Idk why they…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

had not stopped in a while...

had not stopped in a while but since few places open on sunday, stopped by. smaller than most clubs, two stages, BYOB, #20 cover. as you walk in a stage at furthest wall and one to your…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

short version:I would go back if...

short version:I would go back if i was bored on a Saturday night, so meh. Longer version: I strolled in after the ass of a manager let me in (made me feel almost like I…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

So I don't normally find myself...

So I don't normally find myself at a strip club on a Monday night. However, I received a text message from a buddy of mine at around 5:30pm that said, "$3 cover, $1.75 beers, and…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

Well, realize you are pretty much...

Well, realize you are pretty much at the end of the road here. Yes, there is booze, yes, there are naked women. Yes, it is Alaska. If you have been on a…

The Gallery

Murphysboro, Illinois

This place is really chill. I...

This place is really chill. I had a pretty good looking blonde giving me a private dance, worth it. tipped her 10 even though she did not need it. it was quite well got my…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

I'm really beginning to like this...

I'm really beginning to like this place a lot. This is my second visit in about month and a half. There were about 10 girls dancing that day. I like the fact that all the…

Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

Situated close to Fenchurch Street station...

Situated close to Fenchurch Street station as well as Aldgate East tube station, this is probably the least conspicuous club in London. The main door has a bus stop outside, so a few funny looks…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First time coming here because I'm...

First time coming here because I'm new in the area and looking for another hot spot beside Dejavu Inside the club looks nice and clean, plenty of seats available The place looked empty only a few patrons…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

The physical club is indeed unique,...

The physical club is indeed unique, while the dancers and dances bear a similarity to the nearby Scores, though I didn't see the VIP facility. After the mandatory valet and license scan, one enters a large…

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Language

OK, most won't have this problem, but quite common in other areas. You sit at the club and a hot dancers comes over to you, but doesn't speak, in my case, English. How do you handle this? Sometimes we can…

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Ability to speak Klingon...Zipman we need you now

"Conservative Politician Writes Resignation In Klingon AUTHOR: RANDA MORRIS JANUARY 6, 2014 It's not all that uncommon for a politician to resign before their term is complete. Even when that representative has only been in office for a couple of months, it's…

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"her" The Movie

There is a soon to be released movie named "her" starring Joaquin Phoenix as an introverted guy that falls in love with the voice of an intelligent computer OS. It's already been nominated for some Best Picture awards. I think…

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Arnie's in Chicago (Harvey) May be Out of Commission

This is a high mileage/extras black club in Harvey near Chicago. Probably not the cup of tea of most TUSCLers; but from a recent review: “… This isn't a review, more of an FYI to anyone who may be looking…

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OT: FSU vs Auburn

any predictions on tonight's game?

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NFL coaches with Stripper Names

"Lovie" Smith Bill "Bella"-chick "Leslie" Frazier (fired) Pete "Carol"

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So you like sucking on titties?

Here is a gem from 2004. "When I was still working at a club, during the last year, I would have my boyfriend produce seed and then I'd rub it into my boobs. I would spay a little vanilla just to…

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Minneapolis clubs

Long time reader, first time poster here. Will be in Minneapolis for a week on business later this month. Was wondering if anyone has any suggestions for clubs to visit. You can probably see from my reviews of some…

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Philosophical Question about Aging

This is more of a philosophical question that is only tangentially related to clubbing. For those of us who are getting a bit on in years, do you ever feel like there's a gap between how you feel and how…

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Refusing a dance because you didnt like the look of the PL who got a dance befor

Have you refused to get a dance with a stripper because you didn't like the look of the PL who got a dance before you? ie you see a homeless looking dude who stinks come out of the VIP…

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Clubs in Sacramento

I'm going to be in Sacramento in a few weeks. Can any locals/previous travelers recommend a high mileage/low cost SC?

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yoga pants

Is it just me or is the yoga pants fad continuum into winter as strong as ever? I see lots of them. I love it! At lunch today I was finishing ordering and grabbing my drink and next to me…

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Busted!

Yesterday afternoon, drivers were shocked when a small plane landed on the Major Deegan Expressway in The Bronx. No one was injured after pilot Michael Schwartz brought the single-engine Piper plane onto the northbound lanes at 233rd Street around 3…

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F bomb record!

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/01/05/wolf-wall-street-sets-record-for-cursing/?intcmp=features

Tijuana Strip Club Binge

A business visit to San Diego enabled me to enjoy a three night strip club binge in Tijuana. On each of three separate visits to Tijuana, I parked my rental car in a guarded lot near the border and walked across to the taxi stand for a $5 cab ride to the Zone of Tolerance, the area of Tijuana where prostitution laws are not enforced and where the there is a concentration of strip clubs. My first trip started in Hong Kong, arriving around 8PM on a weekday, a bit early for the A team to make an appearance. Browsed the selection and said no to some B team players who offered their services. It was…

2013: A Year of Firsts

As a new year of strip clubbing begins, it seems appropriate to reminisce about the year that has just ended. I visited my first strip club in the 1970s and a few more in the 1980s, but my clubbing didn't begin in earnest until about 20 years ago. During the past year, with greater disposable income and excellent advice from TUSCL, I have taken the hobby to a new level. Some firsts or notable incidents of 2013 include: 1. First table HJ: Like any veteran clubber, I've had lots of HJs during private dances, but in January a stripper at a mid-level club in Austin stroked me to completion under the table. This unsolicited attention…

The Reality of Being a Regular

Being a dancer's regular customer has both advantages and disadvantages. I am not a 'Wanna Dance' guy. I would rather spend my time with one or two regular girls than get dances from a bunch of different ones. I like to get to know them and look forward to coming in and visiting them. I like that as soon as I walk in the door they come right over to see me, give me a big hug and seem happy that I am there. As a regular, my favorites are normally very generous with their time. They will sit and talk with me at the bar or when they are on stage. We talk about things that are going on in…

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13 Christian Tips To Help Republicans Avoid Gay Flings With The New Male Intern

Hamilton Medford Now that we have boldly entered the year 2014 A.D., it means we have a new eager, bustling field of desperate interns working at our corporations. Fresh out of college, these eager beavers are smart, strapping and very…

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Bigfoot Found Dead in Colorado, Died of Marijuana Overdose

Haywood Bynum III+ Pastors Against Marijuana in America, Chairman Aspen, Colorado (DailyMail) – Marijuana has claimed yet another victim. Legendary American icon, Bigfoot, was found dead a few miles away from a Colorado Marijuana Shop. Shop owner David Orteese says…

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what?

What is with all the bible thumping today?

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Is God the Original Prankster?

"Bad news bear: A Syrian bear of the kind that God sent to massacre Jewish children for insulting his baldy prophet Elisha. THE year is circa 560 to 540BC. The book is 2 Kings. The weather is apocryphal. Elisha, the hard-working…

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Champagne room??

So I'm new to strip clubs! I'm 25 years old (I know) I've been to a few clubs in Fort Worth had a few lapdances it was good.. Then my friend took me to clubs in Dallas (baby dolls and…

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Lap Dancers, Massages, and Sluts

It seems to be the consensus around here that lap dancers are sluts, who are unworthy of marrying and receiving the uberdaddygenes of TUSCL members. I'm just trying to get my head around this. Are women who get massages sluts?…

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Tina Fey Makes It Rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Q09Lag1cY

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Why stay?

In another topic, SlickSpic stated, "We have many more members that don't comment on the discussion board than do. This site had many, many reviews. With all the reviewers, I'd figure that we'd have more commenters. I wonder what makes…

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hey guys...

what's up? how's life? life happen to my life.

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Friend Seeking an Arrangement

A friend of mine is looking for advice on seeking to make a long-term arrangement with someone. Looking for blowjobs, sex and maybe some doty, kissing etc. Nothing weird or unusual, just something steady and somewhat reliable. I have…

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drinking gives you wings

One night a guy goes to the bar to have a couple of drinks. The bar is upstairs with a balcony. He watches another patron down a drink then walk out on the balcony, stand up on the railing and…

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Mixing

Civilian girls should be dated and married not paid for trophies that's just asking for trouble And Dancers should be paid for sex not to be dated and married that's just asking for trouble Come on guys let's not mix. Keep the down…

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***There is NO Deity/God / We're ALL made of Star Dust From Supernovas & Element

Scientifically proven!!! :) :) :)

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I know who Super_Mane is...

Normally I old say that outing a fellow TUSCLer is seriously uncoo-el, but Super_Mane is able to defend himself so I say this as a public service. He is NICHOLAS CAGE my brothers. Think about it...kinda crazy but in a…

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Decision 2 Discuss

We have many more members that don't comment on the discussion board than do. This site had many, many reviews. With all the reviewers, I'd figure that we'd have more commenters. I wonder what makes I one…

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Late night drinking

Since I am never out that late anymore. These clubs that stay open until 3 or 4 or 6AM. Can they still serve alcohol that late or do they have to resort to non alcoholic drinks after a certain time?

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United States Coast Guard Ice Cutter on the way.....

...to save the poor Chinese and Russian ships. Business as usual.

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Jackson MS 2AMer.

According to the Jackson Police Department, a suspect has been taken to the hospital after shooting at security guards at a local strip club. J.P.D. Officer Colendula Green said the 24-year-old suspect caused a disturbance inside Black Diamonds strip club around…

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ChrisTwire...reliable news for now people!!!

With all the newsmax posts I'm glad to see some posts from a REAL conservative site. I totally dig the liberal cat in: http://christwire.org/2012/02/is-tumblr-stealing-the-souls-of-your-children/ So, is tumblr stealing the souls of your children? Of course it is. And it's a well known…

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A good answer if a dancer asks whether you like natural or fake

Just tell her you like them flexible. She was happy. I had not seen hers yet. I suspected she had implants with her just asking the question and using the word fake as well. Plus it isn't much fun to feel rock hard implants…

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Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

Yesterday, Brother shark posted this discussion: 'Ship stuck in the ice was studying global warming, haha' along with a link to that ever-reliable fount of wisdom and reality, NEWSMAX.COM. I humbly add to this foundation by posting this story from ChrisTwire.org…

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OT: Biblical Proof That all Americans Have Right to Bear Arms and Assault Weapon

Thanks to dallas702 for posting Detroit article from the always reliable NEWSMAX.com. Here's an article from an even more reliable source, God's word in the Bible by way of ChrisTwire.org http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/christwirelogo3.png whose mission statement is-- "Dear friends, we are living in cruel…

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Multiple private dances same visit

As a newbie, for those who go regularly... Is it common to get multiple private dances during a visit? I haven't been to a lap dance SC yet, and just wondered if it's common to get a private room dance, come…

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Who is going to be

Ok Y'all. Who is going to be the best porn star of 2014

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OT: from NEWSMAX -Detroit Police Chief: Armed Citizens Deter Crime

I am sure that at least one regular on TUSCL will cringe when reading this: - - 'Detroit Police Chief James Craig has an idea for fighting crime — arm more citizens. "When we look at the good community members who…

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What do you think......

Alutards new profile will consist of?

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State police seize alcohol, money from McKees Rocks{PA} strip club

State police seized alcohol and money from a McKees Rocks strip club Friday, authorities said. Liquor enforcement officers served a search warrant at Club Erotica, 826 Island Ave., around 8 p.m. Friday for liquor sales without a license, according to…

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Dallas 2AMer.

Two men were injured Saturday morning in a shooting outside a strip club near Love Field. Police said the name of the shooter is unknown. They didn't release any identifying details and said their investigation is ongoing. The two men suffered non-life-threatening…

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in public

Ever had sex with a dancer on the main floor with crowds of people watching ?

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Beyonce could Strip for Me Any Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COHXL4bIhBE

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Ever have one of your favorites sad stories make the national news?

I did. Did you hear about the 3 South Carolina hikers rescued from the Appalachian trail? One of my favorites is the sister. She said he was ok but his two friends were talking about dieing and had…

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Man nicknamed 'Six-Nine' charged with strip club killing

I don't buy the explanation of why he's called "Six-Nine" and I believe he's innocent because he has an honest face. http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/topstories/story/Man-nicknamed-Six-Nine-charged-with-strip-club/dYWSb7nNh0iFqhaouMJkOA.cspx

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Any local joints with some action?

Just moved back to the area. Used to be a pussycat theater on the north end where a guy could really get his money's worth if he was generous with the dancers. Anything like that still in the area?

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Pole Skills

this girl has them and they are insane. She dances on the ceiling at about the 40 second mark http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpShrf0In74#t=46

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Coyote Ugly in Denver, 500 16th St., Denver CO 80202

I suppose purists of the Stepchild of the Arts would shun this establishment, since the girls wear infinitely more garments than the denizens of the Evil Empire. However, for enthusiasm and audience participation, this club does more than other…

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Not a good way to end a night of clubbing

From a recent review of “Harley Riders Night Club” in Temple Hills, Maryland: “… i left the club at around 2 a.m in the morning and headed to the parking lot.As i got into my car two men with armed with…

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Fancy

So I was at the strip club the last Sunday when this bad ass blonde in minuscule Daisy Dukes and a babydoll tee took the stage. She proceeded to put on one hell of a show. Pole work.…

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OT:Sugar Bowl

What an ending to one hell of a game. I'm gonna miss college football.

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OT: Because guns are *bad*!

And only us good people should have access to them. And if you're not me, you're not good enough. http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/31/bloomberg-leaves-office-today-protected-by-firearms/

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Hef's Leftovers

Good morning my brethren. Tis' a beautiful Friday morning. The year 2014 will bring happiness and joy to us all. Let us start the new year off properly, with another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today, we will…

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What is the funniest thing you have told a dancer?

There is a blonde that works at my usual club with big fake tits. She is usually pretty fucked up on alcohol or pills or ? One time she was really fucked up and she tried to sit on my…

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New York Times: Houston and Its Strip Clubs Call a Truce

The New York Times covers strip club news: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/03/us/houston-and-its-strip-clubs-call-a-truce.html?pagewanted=1

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Ship stuck in the ice was studying global warming, haha

Just in case you did not hear. The ship stuck in the ice at the South Pole was a ship full of scientists studying global warming. Apparently they have a sense of humor, they stated they need to stay sober…

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Mayor

Who do you think could be the mayor of tuscl?

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OT. Doncha just hate it when somebody slips fox meat in your donkey meat?

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/02/22142622-wal-mart-recalls-five-spice-donkey-meat-in-china-after-tests-reveal-fox?lite

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What's the Greatest Criticism You've Actually Told a Dancer to Fer Face?

Sharkhunter's recent thread, "Things you thought about saying to strippers but decided not to," inspired me to post this one. It's the opposite of shark's: A dancer kept pestering me for more and more money, while negotiating for a lap…

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Hey Alucard!

Indiana not only believes in protecting the right of it's citizens to carry lawful firearms, but the cops are no longer immune to the Castle Doctrine. http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/guns/new-indiana-law-allows-citizens-shoot-officers Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds, it just negates the idiotic court…

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PL No More!

https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1499517_10152201295567783_1503024808_n.jpg?dl=1

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18K Robbery Led to Phoenix Officer, Civilian Shot

The armed robbery of $18,000 from two employees of a strip club led to the shooting of a police officer and a civilian in an east Phoenix street, authorities said Thursday. Two men were arrested after Tuesday afternoon's shooting, which came…

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What can the PLs that post here do to improve TUSCL?

On Papi's "How Can TUSCL be Improved ?" Thread we just had Founder say "coming soon". So maybe we'll see some new stuff! But I'd like to hear comments on what we could do to make this a better community of…

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PL's in NYC

Good luck with your new mayor.Your SC days are over.

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Extras at a place with a reputation of providing no extras?

Hey, has anyone ever gotten extras at a place with a reputation of providing no extras?

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Gia (Formerly of the Gold Club Philadelphia)

Does anyone know where Gia that used to work for the Gold Club is working now. She had the piercings and the angel wing tattoo.

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Doing Hard Time

How pissednoff Woodbury be if you were serving a sentence in Colorado for possession of marijuana right now with the law changes?

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Xtras

Why isn't the a Top ten list of clubs known for having girls that provide extras? I would think that would be a valuable list for strip club fans. Even if they aren't in your area, it's always good for…

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Snowed In

It's January 2 and I had planned to make my first strip club visit of the year. But now I'm snowed in with no chance for fun. Detroit weather is not kind to people who drive little sports…

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2013, A Look Back

This was my most active year to date and I enjoyed the nostalgia of re-reading through my reviews. Here are my numbers. Feel free to post your own. 31 Total Club Visits at 20 Different Clubs over 9 months…

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Medical Advice

If you had a erection that had lasted more than 4 hours, would you: A) seek immediate medical attention? B) put on some baggy pants, and get on the next plane to Thailand?

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420

Big news from the Mile High City Today amendment 64 was put into effect. It was voted on over a year ago to allow recreational use of Marijuana. Over the past year law makers have written and put into affect…

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Dayton Strip Clubs

Does anyone know anything about the dayton,oh Sc's? i am going to be driving through dayton heading to columbus in a few weeks and I planned to stay overnight in The dayton area and i want to check them out…

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joke of the day

This guy was at the bar having a couple of beers and he notices an old guy at the other end of this bar that had hot young girls hanging all over him. It seemed like every good looking…

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How Can TUSCL be Improved ?

+ Prop/Flag system – would be nice if these were more easily readable – would also be nice if one was notified when one's reviews were propped/flagged (at least propped) + text editor – would be nice to have a more…

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Morphing SC Business Model?

I think the business model most SC's use is outdated and is destined for continual decline in revenue and maybe closure. Here's why.. First, the SC's (Dancers) can no longer prey nearly as much on a PL's naivety like in…

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Dancing At The Blue Iguana

Just flipping through the channels when I happened to spy upon this flick. I love the dressing room scenes.

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I resolve to..

I resolve to: 1. Be kinder to my co-workers 2. Be more generous to my stripper friends 3. Not sweat the small stuff (life's too short) 4. Have as much fun that an old guy can have, legally of course. You?

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I resolve to..

I resolve to: 1. Be kinder to my co-workers 2. Be more generous to my stripper friends 3. Not sweat the small stuff (life's too short) 4. Have as much fun that an old guy can have, legally of course. You?

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Another Endorsement for Stock Ticker RICK

Another article suggesting stock ticker RICK is currently very undervalued (these guys are looking at a "conservative target" of $15 or, at least, another 40%+ gain from here) http://seekingalpha.com/article/1910991-hungry-for-profits-2-value-priced-restaurants-for-all-ages?source=yahoo All this despite RickyBoyDugan and txtittyfuck saying it was a terrible buy in…

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Rule 34

https://www.facebook.com/BikiniBowfishing/photos_stream http://www.bikinibowfishing.com/

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OT:Check This Out

As some if you already know, I am a Neandethal who lives and loves fighting. This kid is the future. http://youtu.be/g_1KfvOYVi0

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What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

Good morning & happy New year. As in past years, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as… Read… While collecting insertions into various orifices for our annual feature, we…