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OT, sorta - Ugly Girls

I was inspired by Clubber's 5 body 10 face vs 10 body 5 face discussion. To the comic book fans in the group - that discussion reminded me of a comic by Dan Clowes. Indie offbeat and at times hilarious…

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Thoughts on Pittsburgh area clubs

I've been looking at the info here on Pittsburgh area clubs in preparation for a trip there in a few months. For such a large city the club scene appears less than satisfactory. For those of you fellow TUSCL…

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Off topic, but good for amusement

I so enjoyed this... he is so sly! http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/10/justin-bieber-videotaped-deposition-video-selena-gomez-usher/

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Why did God give women a vagina?

Why did God give women a vagina? 1. To help them grip the broom more tightly 2. So men would talk to them 3. Because the Flesh Light hadn't been invented yet 4. To give them a purpose in life 5. Because…

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Sales Techniques

So I very rarely do VIP in my strip club visits. Last week I was at the bar watching the stageshow. This hot dancer comes up to me and starts doing that seductive and sensual shit (kissing my cheek, nibbling…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

The ordinance that was passed last...

The ordinance that was passed last year put a damper on some of the clubs so I was surprised when I walked in and it was like the days of old - crowded room, ladies…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I always liked this club ...

I always liked this club but this last time i was there I did not. First they have changed the seating.There is open seating where one of the VIP seating is to the right.…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

The club has an odd ahape,...

The club has an odd ahape, is kinda small and was dark. I will say it probably has the cleanest restroom of any club I've ever been in. Beer and mixed drinks weren't…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

This is my first visit to...

This is my first visit to this bar and I was pleasantly surprised. The place is clean and seems more modern compared to the bar in Inkster. Inside is odd though. Large…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few times. It's pretty typical of Spearmint Rhino clubs but I think the lighting is better. I usually prefer to sit at the bar and check out…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

So I pulled up to Allure...

So I pulled up to Allure and paid the $6 for valet parking, then $20 to enter. I entered and it was a large warehouse with very high ceilings and a huge stage. Yet it…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in Saturday afternoon around 5pm....

Stopped in Saturday afternoon around 5pm. Valet was $7 plus tip and there was no cover. It was a really slow day. There was only one dancer on stage at a time doing a three…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Like every club in VA this...

Like every club in VA this place has beer and wine no liquor. Went in not expecting much as when I go to I like to drink but anyway as soon as I entered I…

Biloxi Bar and Gentlemen's Club

Biloxi, Mississippi

My wife and I were in...

My wife and I were in town for some R&R and decided to check out the one club in biloxi to see how the talent was. We all make poor decisions. When we read the…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped by on a Friday evening....

Stopped by on a Friday evening. I paid a $10 cover charge. The club is very clean with a good layout. You can sit in the back at an island bar if…

Mirage

Rochester, New York

In my last review of the...

In my last review of the Mirage, I promised more information after I experiened the club in more detail. I have to like a place where the dancers freely sit on your lap while keeping…

Teasers

Utica, New York

Went to teasers last night and...

Went to teasers last night and had fun the place was clean finally and there was five girls working which were all ok look wise there was one girl that talks with some type of…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

This strip club is probably the...

This strip club is probably the easiest to get to if travelling through Memphis on I-40. That's a good thing. Been going to this place for years. In the heyday of Danny's;…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went with the wife for a...

Went with the wife for a night out. The cover charge at $30 is a bit ridiculous but we figured what the hell. The girls are a bit on the aggressive side which…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This was my first time going...

This was my first time going to this club sober, so I was actually able to check it out for real :-) I was not impressed at all. First of all I had…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I went a bit too early...

I went a bit too early today. I got to the club about 10:30 and there was only 2 girls dancing or walking around working. 1 Black girl named India, and another white…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

I just went to Tunnel of...

I just went to Tunnel of Love 30 Gleam Street West Babylon Man i gotta say i havent been to this place in 2 years There is someone new running it cause the place was actually really…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

This club blends into the neighborhood...

This club blends into the neighborhood really well, so much so that I almost drove right past it. It is next to a dive bar, which helps if you are looking for a drink before,…

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Best one in the Salem area...

Best one in the Salem area if you don't want the cookie-cutter vibe of Stars. Love the location as it feels like a roadhouse. Gorgeous, but real looking dancers. Very engaging. I stopped by on…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I've been here a few times....

I've been here a few times. It is not a high end club but not bad. There is a wide range of dancers, but overall they have been nice and a few very…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Wednesday afternoon and there was quite a few girls waiting for clients. Had a great sit down with A***e and we had a great conversation which led to a…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I have been to T's a...

I have been to T's a few times. It's kind of fly go to place if I decide to head to a club on a whim. I was surprised how slow it was…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaids Saturday afternoon 3/8/2014 I had not...

Bandaids Saturday afternoon 3/8/2014 I had not been here since 11/4/2012 when Damien the brainless hulk got after me for nothing more than massaging a dancers back but others have suggested the day shift since no…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi-Liter Saturday afternoon 3/8/2014 Surprisingly not...

Hi-Liter Saturday afternoon 3/8/2014 Surprisingly not very crowded and lots of much more of my type of lap dancing. No problem getting lots of dance offers and turned some down especially the just "wanta…

Kittens Strip Club - Melbourne

Melbourne, Victoria

Have been to this club several...

Have been to this club several times, the last on a Thursday night around 10:30 PM. As with all other visits the place was packed. The summary says mostly white, but I've found…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

My money went much further here,...

My money went much further here, despite lower prices nearby, because no dancer approached me for an hour, so busy were they, talking with their regulars. Finally, one walked over to greet me, but she soon…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Was here awhile but never got...

Was here awhile but never got a chance to review. Located in the heart of Ottawa where the business district is. These places are kinda a hit and miss I guess. When I went, there…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Came by on this past Saturday...

Came by on this past Saturday night, around 12am. Called to find out how many girls and suppposedly 22. Got in and probably really saw 10. But then again there could be ones in the…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Very clean and upkept. The location...

Very clean and upkept. The location is a non issue and is just a short gravel road to a more discreet building. Girls are attractive and friendly. The center stage is somewhat small but…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I went here on Thursday evening...

I went here on Thursday evening around 7:30, the place was so dead only 4 people and 3 dancers on sight. Maybe it was a shift change, oh well I decided to stay cuz I already…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Stopped by about midnight on Friday...

Stopped by about midnight on Friday the club. There are over 10 dancers working the club. There is a good mix of dancers and dancer types. Got my first dance of the night from…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

DreamGirls at SODO is a large,...

DreamGirls at SODO is a large, clean, fairly upscale club with more pole talent and lap dance/room options than most Seattle clubs. Most parking is available in back or in a super-tight garage underneath the…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went on a friday night with...

Went on a friday night with my wife and some of her girlfriends. We went around 11 and it was pretty packed. Parking was plentiful behind the club and even though it's in an isolated…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Tycoon's is cozy...or it can be....

Tycoon's is cozy...or it can be. This is not a big meat market, usually about 4 to 8 dancers on afternoons, more in evening, and afternoon crowds are small...so that means even an average guy…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

It was one of those Sundays...

It was one of those Sundays between football season and warm weather with nothing to do but blow a hundred or so :). Began the day at Bishops and only 6 or so with 2…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Took a visit to Cheerleaders since...

Took a visit to Cheerleaders since I have never been. It was very easy to get to from 295N. Upon pulling in, the parking lot looked a little run down, and there were only about…

Kittens Strip Club - Melbourne

Melbourne, Victoria

It's a fairly small club, but...

It's a fairly small club, but the staff do a good job of distracting you from the size. The place has the feel of a nightclub integrated with a strip joint. Hang around the bar…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

My wife and I visited the...

My wife and I visited the club on Saturday March 8. We like to visit the Saturday afternoon shift of girls, but arrived too late to eat, relax, give the girls a good look-see,…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This club has taken a turn...

This club has taken a turn for the worse. Clubs in this area go up and down. This report is actually about 3 different visits and all of them were bad! I have had some…

Silk on Water

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I was at Art's a few...

I was at Art's a few weeks ago after an admirals game. The club is only a few blocks away from the Bradley Center, so and was a nice easy walk on well lit sidewalks.…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

It's not the most elaborate, but...

It's not the most elaborate, but it's a good place to go for a little fun. The dancers range from smoking hot to the average girl you'd meet on the street. its a fully…

Rhino at the Windmill

London, England

This appears typical of several London...

This appears typical of several London clubs I read about before visiting. Essentially it is very different to US clubs albeit with a similar physical set-up inside. The Windmill, and other places like it-Stringfellows-are all…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

I would love to tell you...

I would love to tell you this is the best club in CT but, I can't it's over priced. More than one girl asked me to go to a different club that they would be…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I went in on Sunday around...

I went in on Sunday around 4:00.entery was free with the Vip card I got last time. I took a seat at perv row since you have to tip anyway. Some people drink next door…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

I went here yesterday with my...

I went here yesterday with my husband after we received free entrance cards from a guy on the street. It was happy hour (2 4 1 drinks) so we were excited to check it out.…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

I went at lunchtime (they have...

I went at lunchtime (they have great lunch specials) and after I finished lunch a cute young dancer joined me at my table (I can't remember her name-don't all stripper names blur together?) and bought…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I haven't been to a club...

I haven't been to a club in quite a few years but decided to go to Solid Gold with the girlfriend after dinner and cocktails in the area. Walking into the club, I…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I made an early evening visit...

I made an early evening visit during shift change. I was too early to see the dancers I wanted to see and didnt have much time to hang out. It doesnt matter though, this place…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Big bar but small club. If...

Big bar but small club. If that makes sense. Lots of seating around the large bar, but two small stages inside the bar. Girls dance 2 or 3 songs then come around topless for tips.…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Had a great evening here! The...

Had a great evening here! The layout of the club is little small. The bar area is a little small and doesn't face the stage only TV screens so you have to turn your seat.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Had a very pleasant time for...

Had a very pleasant time for my first visit to a New Mexico strip club. Ample parking and well lit lot. Drinks were moderately priced ($ 6.50 for a beer). Was greeted…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Stopped on my way back from...

Stopped on my way back from the airport from a long day of travel and delays. Was looking to be relaxed by a beautiful woman. Paid the normal cover and sat down with…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

Went to Club Skinn again on...

Went to Club Skinn again on a weekday afternoon. It's a real dive, you have to like that kind of thing. As usual, there were about four dancers on shift. You can check their schedule…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

I thought it was a lot...

I thought it was a lot of fun. Boyfriend and I went. Seems they changed it you have to be at least 30 to get in. I would reccomend to anyone.the one dancer we talked…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Finally got to Columbia for a...

Finally got to Columbia for a visit this past weekend, and checked out both Platinum Plus (PP) as well as the new venue Platinum West. I was dressed appropriately in my summer uniform (since…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Took another stab at Bazooka's. ...

Took another stab at Bazooka's. I've visited a few times so knew what to expect more or less. $20 cover. Juice bar only. Did go next door to the Bull Dog,…

Stilettos Cabaret

Pharr, Texas

I usually try to visit clubs...

I usually try to visit clubs during the day. Less competition and sometimes more milage. At least here you can find a girl that speaks English. Found a little spinner talked for a while then…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I have been to a few...

I have been to a few DejaVu's and the usual atmosphere is common. The area is clean, between there adult shop and some military enrolment center. Once in the club i would say it…

Amnesia

Tijuana, Baja California

Probably came by on a slow...

Probably came by on a slow day... was basically convinced by a local taxi driver this was a newer, happening spot. Club is visually impressive compared to other Tijuana clubs. Ascended the stairs to find…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

There's been some dancer turnover lately,...

There's been some dancer turnover lately, can't really say it's for the better or worse. I've seen some other reviews saying that floor dance mileage has been getting lower. That has not been…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I last reviewed EI in 2010,...

I last reviewed EI in 2010, I've been coming here one or twice a week for about four years. My job sends me to DC for meetings so I stop by before I go.I get…

Astro Lounge

Rock Springs, Wyoming

I went in this place a...

I went in this place a couple years ago, I spent a few months in Rock springs fell and fell in love. There was a dancer by the name Lilly, she has blond hair, petite…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

I was here on Friday March...

I was here on Friday March 2nd. After a full remodel things are starting to slow down. The only change I noticed was that the upstairs VIP area against the back wall is now enclosed…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Came with the intention of getting...

Came with the intention of getting a dance with Harmony who I've seen mentioned positively in several reviews. I approached her directly as she sat with a few other guys while making her rounds. She…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

This place has very attractive girls...

This place has very attractive girls - probably second only to Paradise in Syracuse. And it's much cheaper than Paradise. The place is small with two stages for topples (sometimes clothed) dances.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Club is small but cozy with...

Club is small but cozy with one main stage and one main bar. Entered on a weekday afternoon so no check on the ID and no cover. Walked in and dancers were on…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Arrived at this club, on the...

Arrived at this club, on the outside its on a well lit road which seems very commercial, and very busy. Parking is readily available all around the club, including the sides. Go in,…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Ok.. So in Phoenix for work....

Ok.. So in Phoenix for work. First we went to hi liter doe about 4 hrs. Then on the way to the hotel this place seemed shady so we stopped.. This is the smallest place…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

While out celebrating a friends birthday...

While out celebrating a friends birthday we decided to give the Coliseum a visit. We arrived just after midnight on a Saturday and got our car parked by the valet for $8 and headed on…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Saw the Tori Black feature but...

Saw the Tori Black feature but will review the club on a whole. Similar to previous visits, this place was okay but not the best club in the world. Girls do two dances on stage…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I went here on last friday...

I went here on last friday night. The club was full of great dances. A lot of silicon but heavenly bodies. All girls will be 8 +. The club atmosphere was great. Really dark that…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Went on a Wednesday evening a...

Went on a Wednesday evening a few weeks ago. I have not been here in years. The club itself is pretty old and worn looking but the dancers definetly looked better then I remembered. I…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

FYI, there is no Dayshift on...

FYI, there is no Dayshift on Saturdays like the info section says, club opens @7pm. Got there a few minutes after opening. no cover and $3 beers until 9pm. 6-7 mostly AA and hispanic dancers.…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

This trip was a part of...

This trip was a part of recent 2 strip club visits in a day deal.. wife was visiting her bff so I thought I will get a change of scene.. My last trip to BP…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

So it was back to the...

So it was back to the Hideaway after a few months away. Same set up-$15 cover, $10 topless dances and $20 VIP nude with an extra $20 VIP charge. I actually tried to go on…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

I went here yesterday with my...

I went here yesterday with my husband after we received free entrance cards from a guy on the street. It was happy hour (2 4 1 drinks) so we were excited to check it out.…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Went to scores a couple nights...

Went to scores a couple nights ago with some friends since the line at Mons Venus was out the door. We knew Scores was a "topless" bar, so no surprises there. With that said, I…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

ID scanned on entry!!! This is a...

ID scanned on entry!!! This is a great club - IMO the best one in RI. Girls are real, friendly, good looking. I won't be returning now that they are scanning ID's. I…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

This club is mess up ,Man...

This club is mess up ,Man i was in there the other night girls always on there smoke break getting high they suppose to b making money .you will always lose your cell phone in…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Love this place, love all the...

Love this place, love all the FL clubs. It's a dive, but I like these places. Free shot, cheap old guys, that's what I like (even though I'm considered young). OTC is…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I visited Rubys at...

I visited Rubys at a peak time on a Friday with 20 girls and I'd recommend such a prime time weekend visit, for a still $5 entry. Hadn't visited in a while but…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

I stopped in on a Saturday...

I stopped in on a Saturday and the girls were putting on a great show it was just quit in there the girls didn't really come out and talk to you like other strip clubs…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Went back again to this place....

Went back again to this place. I like to alternate between this one and coi. I had a good time. I had a bad experience the last time with a ROB called NINA. Just in…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

This was the 3rd club I...

This was the 3rd club I went to in Greenville on Friday night and first thing I noticed was that the waitresses were all really hot far hotter than a lot of the strippers. They…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

I went here on a Friday...

I went here on a Friday afternoon/evening. Its a long building with pool tables when you first walk in. There was a stage in the center. The bar was toward the back. A few of…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Went in early Thursday night and...

Went in early Thursday night and had a reasonably decent time. The club seems to be going over somewhat of a makeover, but remains largely the same. One large stage surrounded by couches,…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

I been here working for several...

I been here working for several weeks, hoping it will be better but it's getting worse each week. There is money if you need provide extras. The girls are pretty but most will…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Man, this place is the definition...

Man, this place is the definition of hit or kiss. The parking lot is huge, and is actually pretty safe. No cover to enter. The bar is pretty big, with ample seating. There are two…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in Palm Beach. I don't get to Palm Beach often and when I do, it usually during the day. The day shift here is great. The girls…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Made a visit to Follies while...

Made a visit to Follies while in the area that afternoon. Was surprised to see the amount of people there for around 2:30 and also surprised to see the valet parking that early,…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Visited this club at about 5...

Visited this club at about 5 pm last Wednesday. Ten bucks to get in and 7 for a bottle of water. There were about a dozen of guys and about 10 dancers on the screen.…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

I went there while in town...

I went there while in town for an event. There were plenty of dancers on, they were average looking though. The lap dance I got was pretty standard, nothing above and beyond.…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

This was my worst visit here...

This was my worst visit here in some time. I was taking an afternoon off to deal with a death in the family and drench my sorrows. Since I didn't want to spend…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Stopped by on a return trip...

Stopped by on a return trip from out west as a stop on my places to check out. Got there around 430pm on Saturday. I barely put my butt on a stool and had a…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Arrived at about 10pm on a...

Arrived at about 10pm on a Friday night. Club was empty, only a few older gentlemen but they were sitting in small tables away from the stage. This was great for us because we had…

Club Cheetah

Corpus Christi, Texas

It was an ok place to...

It was an ok place to visit. Nothing over the top, but then again some of the girls were what made it better. Some of the regulars seem to think they are more important than…

Xoticas A Gentlemen's Club

San Juan, Texas

This is one of the few...

This is one of the few clubs down in south texas that seems to be out of place. Given the location, it seems they are very upscale which doesnt really match the area. I was…

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, Oregon

I stopped by late in the...

I stopped by late in the evening and got the half hour VIP dance. Pulling up the only two dancers that were working were outside smoking, we chatted for a bit before heading in. Once…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

This place has all the ingredients...

This place has all the ingredients of being great EXCEPT the talent sucks. IF you like sloppy fat chicks that are all tatted up - then this is the RIGHT place for…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

I stopped in at Skybox last...

I stopped in at Skybox last Friday, it ha been about a year since I been there. Your money still goes the farthest here overall (cheap drinks, print coupon for free cover, 2 for $25.00…

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African Esscargo !

I aint buzzin bout dem frensh snaills dem frensh womenz dont evn chave der legs n undaarmz im talkn bout da bigazz bootay sistaz ! U eva been high on skunkweed n maddog in da vip with a big bootay…

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Question

This may have been covered before, but if so, I don't recall. The old age setting in as I'll hit the big 65 next Saturday. Anyway, my inquiry is this... You enter a club and see many dancers that interest you.…

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Platinum Plus West Columbia

Has anybody been to the new platinum plus west in Columbia, SC. I am curious how it compares to the original PP and if the full nude dances were stage only or if they were for lap dances as well.

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When a Dancer's Real Life Interferes

So I am in town for one night, but won't be seeing my CF as planned because she texted me a few days with the news that her roommate (most likely BF) had been shot and critically wounded. I…

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Detroit help

I'll be in Detroit for a few days next week and looking to experience some Detroit style extras. Say I only have one night to club and I'm working with a $300 budget. Which club would you recommend? As far…

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I need a little help in Florida

I am going to be in Orlando for a few days in April, staying basically right by Disneyworld. i've read some reviews of orlando clubs and it seems as if they may not be worth my time. I don't necessarily…

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Offensive lineman gets offensive

Ravens Lineman Charged With Battery After Strip Club Fight Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman Jah Reid was arrested and charged with two counts of misdemeanor battery this morning after he allegedly struck a man and security guard multiple times at a strip…

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Wut if ?

Wut wood u do if u wuz in da vip wit sum fine hunny n she be givn u sum grate head and u wuz talkn yea baby I be goin passd cloud 9 now ley on da couch ima…

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Wat wud u doo ?

If u wuz ina stripe club an da danca kame up n sez dat she reemember u and u wuz her baby daddy ? I bee sayin beotch I aint neva seen u befor now git offa my shit n…

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Unexpected car inspection awaited me in parking lot of strip club

I went to a club in florida this past week. I'd like to keep this discussion generic in terms of not naming the club. I'm also not going to identify the make or model of my car.…

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Kickstarter: Hardcore Club Restore Reality TV Show

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1461951703/hardcore-club-restore-reality-tv-show?ref=live "So many people from all walks of life have been curious about what happens truthfully behind these closed doors. Well wait no longer. Witness unbelievable stories and truths that might just change your mind about this industry and the covered…

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Itz Sondey !

Itz Sonday again ! Yall no dat all ov da aleesess r gona b here postin n talkin shit ! Dey alweys shos up on sondey ! Why is dat ? Dey shood all b band !

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OT: More Proof of the Wussification of America

Sorry for being way off-topic, but it's a slow Sunday morning. Shaking my head at this story. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1986056-ohio-high-school-hockey-state-championship-ends-in-tie-after-7-ots#articles/1986056-ohio-high-school-hockey-state-championship-ends-in-tie-after-7-ots The Ohio High School State Championship hockey game was declared a tie after 7 overtime periods. There should have been other options - this…

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SO ANGRY IM TYPING IN CAPS

Seriously, I am extremely enraged right now. So this new girl started working at my club about a week ago. This girl was overly nice to me. Which made me feel a little suspicious but whatever. Some people are just…

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Enthusiasm

Driving home from the club today, I reflected on the fact that strippers show more enthusiasm when giving head than when giving full service. Have you experienced the same phenomenon? Why do you think that is?

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Everlasting Gobstopper, My Ass!

Hey, fuck you Willy Wonka. Not only is your Gobstopper not Everlasting, I crack them sons of bitches right quick. I got a kitchen table full of wrappers and these thangs don't last long. How can they be…

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My surgery today

For those of you that were concerned and wanted to know how I am, the procedure went well in that they could find no obstructions in my arteries. I have to keep the leg elevated for the rest of today…

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Memorable Quotes

I know it's silly, but these lines crack me up "I am catholic so I can say this"...motor "You guys are high"...duo "Alutard, can you please stop being uncool?" ...dice any others?

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Dating dancers

When I was younger my first girlfriend as it turned out was a dancer. I was only 18 and she was 21. I had no idea as she kept it pretty secret and I only saw her occasionally.…

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Met A Black Belt

Awesome chick, she could be one of the prettiest face there. Hair flowing from the top and tamed curly at the bottom. An eye candy for sure, couldn't stop staring at her when she sat beside me. Butt so rounded the…

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Have fun at the clubs. It's a fantasy.

There's a lot of talk on tuscl about mileage and extras, and sure, that's part of the strip club scene. There will always be that element, but trying to bank on it is just a formula for disappointment. Sure, it…

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$20 or $40 lap dances in Portland

I have been dancing in Portland for about a year and I have learned of several clubs with both different lap dance prices as well as lenient or less lenient dance policies. I have not danced at a $40 lap…

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Father hires escort turns out to be future daughter in law

Here is a guy who is out of town, hires an escort who turns out to be his future daughter in law. http://www.cafemom.com/articles/in_the_news/169268/father_hires_escort_who_turns?utm_medium=sem2&utm_campaign=prisma&utm_source=outbrain&utm_content=0&non_us=US What do you do: 1) Demand a freebie to keep quiet. 2) Hit that and figure you will have an in…

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Woman Accused of Husband's Murder Worked at Dallas Strip Club while on Bond

These are 2 interesting articles on a Dallas-area woman who has lied to and manipulated men all her life. It's not surprising that she would work as a stripper. http://dallas.culturemap.com/news/city-life/03-06-14-keller-black-widow-michele-williams-bond-strip-club-murder-trial/ http://dallas.culturemap.com/news/city-life/10-31-13-keller-black-widow-michele-williams-murder-husband-greg/

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Reading the reviews of my club ...

So funny to hear guys say things about the girls age/race/personality and they don't know just how wrong they are >.< also strange to hear guys getting dances from girls I don't find attractive or know are REALLY much older…

Stripper Clothes

For the small amount of fabric involved, stripper clothes are incredibly expensive. Maybe because they're professional costumes in a sense, or maybe because strippers have lots of cash, or maybe because its designed for an adult industry. Who knows, but most men are not aware that the tiny thong bikini that the stripper is wearing could have easily cost her 50$ or more. Every club has a dress code, usually to comply with state law, although there are some clubs that pretend to be upscale and have stricter dress codes. These clubs usually want their dancers to wear ugly long "gowns", much to the perplexity of customers. Customers often want to know why a stripper is wearing what is…

Some of my Most Memorable Dances

As I was driving the other day I started thinking of what were some of my favorite dances over the years. Before I go into the details, let me say I love to make the person I am with feel good. That hold true both in the real world and at the clubs. Looking back, my favorite dances did not contain actual sex, just very intimate dances. So at the number 6 spot was one of my old favorites that I'll call "C". I had been getting dances from her for months. One day I asked her what turns he on. The next thing I know she started bounding up and down on me like a bucking bronco. The more…

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Dancers, we need your help on OTC dating

My wife and I want to hear from the dancers on here about OTC dating. We are a happy married couple and she is bi curious. We recently met a dancer we both really like and that is important to…

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That's one angry dancer

Dancer arrested after disagreement JUNEAU | A 21-year-old Milwaukee woman made her initial appearance Thursday on charges stemming from a disagreement at Silk Exotic, 112 E. Oak St., on Tuesday night. Shalinda A. Scott Morgan is charged with misdemeanor battery, disorderly conduct…

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Providence, RI: Anyone know where Melody from Caddy went?

Hi One of my ATF was Melody who used to dance at the Caddilac Lounge (Caddy) in Providence. When I stopped by today, they indicated that they think Melody quit (or was fired) but no one has any more info.…

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Balls but no brains.

BRIDGEPORT - A Bridgeport man who invited strippers to his home while his wife was at work has been arrested after police said he assaulted one of the women. Marlon Powell was charged Tuesday with assault, threatening, risk of injury to…

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If Founder Died...

This is just an open discussion about what life would be like if Founder just died in a fatal car accident or something. Who would manage and sustain the website? What about all of the historical data? Relationships created and…

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Multiple Aliases

So how do guys with multiple aliases manage it? Seems like they would be constantly logging on and off. Or maybe they're logged onto a whole bank of computers in their basement lair?? lol

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Good Morning

Happy Thursday everyone!

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O.T. - Back To My Roots

For the next couple of days I will be hanging out with my brother at the Calgary Bull Sale. This is the longest running bull sale in North America and my brother, a serious cattleman, is in a buying mood.…

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Chicago: Strip club ordinance hits a snag amid prostitution concerns

http://politics.suntimes.com/article/chicago/strip-club-ordinance-hits-snag-amid-prostitution-concerns/wed-03052014-428pm Chicago is a great city, but I would never live there again. The strip clubs are too lame.

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Wyoming clubs

I'm in utah and new to the club scene. I am debating trying the clubs here, or heading 3 hours to Rock Springs, away, which has 2 clubs: Bare Back Saloon & the Astro Lounge. Does anyone here have experience…

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Sometimes I get tired of all the sad stories

Over time, I've started a few discussions about too much reality and the shit we hear. A couple of them are listed below. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=25494 https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=25239 The problem with my particular gig, which leans heavily towards chatting ITC and then OTC,…

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Worst Porn?

America has the worst porn in all the world. Fake tits. Over the top fucking. No build up. Horrible acting. Its the Japanese. Those perverts make the best porn on earth.

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Aliases

Did juice go I to hiding after the stan incident? He has been keeping a low profile since then

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Attempted robbery.

WASHINGTON PARK, IL (KTVI) – It was a scary night for some exotic dancers in the Metro East. Two men tried to rob them at gunpoint. Police in Washington Park, IL got the call around 3:45 a.m. Officers say…

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Pussy

I saw this review today. I laughed because this guy is either a big pussy or a liar. 3 girls, 3 Songs each @ $20 ea, $250 in 15 minutes labhelpsf          Aug 2012 : 7   10 Baby Dolls 10250 Shady Trail Dallas, Texas  75220  March 3, 2014  Wednesday Evening  25-99 Dancers  Value Atmosphere  Stopped by…

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‘I saw girls giving b**w jobs' Channel 4′s Strippers hits Edinburgh ... VIDE

British TV series on strippers describes their lives: “I saw girls making blow jobs in the first club I worked. I never let someone touch me but we had to take off all our clothes….I had to really block…

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Rhino oxnard.

Has anyone had a dance with the new curvy caramel mixed chick ?

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Current clubs offering gambling in Detroit

Are there any clubs in the greater Detroit area offering any form if gambling currently. I know the flight club used to and was rumored to start up again?

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Viagra overdose

I once overdosed on Viagra. My ATF took it very hard.

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BATHROOM WITH NO GARBAGE CAN & TOILET

it was at a relatively popular strip club in new jersey many years ago that is still around today. just got off from a couple of lapdances and had to head to the restroom to drop off condom and clean…

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GUY CLAIMED TO HAVE MADE LOVE TO A DOLPHIN

pop tart story reminded me of this interview I heard on the howard stern years ago. some stoner dude claiming to have made love to a dolphin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waJn84NjaK4

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LDKing

So maybe to this, and its never happened to me, but I think I would be horribly embarrased if I LDK'd during a LD. Strippers are ok with this? Have you ever had one freak out because you finished like that?

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Major no-no

Have never seen this, but yesterday saw a customer give a stripper his ATM card and pin to get cash out of the machine. Ouch! Isn't this a major no-no? Get your own fat ass off the…

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off subject

hey all, does any one know what AMP's give extras in Greenville,SC

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No wonder Londonguy makes so many trips to Las Vegas.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/368149/Sex-mad-dwarf-Sam-Wardle-is-Britain-s-SMALLEST-stripper

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OT Jersey Cheerleader Sues Parents for College Tuition

Seems like stripping would be an ideal way to solve this young lady's problems: http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/offbeat/NJ-teen-sues-parents-claims-she-was-kicked-out-and-denied-college-money-248342551.html?mobile=y

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Viagra & Cialis Questions

I have an older relative who has a Cialis prescription. He goes on and on about Cialis the way I went on and on about mushrooms back in Junior year. Is it that great? If it is…

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day shift in Detroit

Hey guys I'll be clubbing in the Detroit area this Friday during the day shift mostly. I was looking for a extras with the best day shift talent and a good mix of girls (not all white or all black…

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Been there?

User: My usual password is not working suddenly, why? Website chat assistant: Your password has expired. You must register a new one. User: Why do I need a new one since that one was working fine? Website: You…