A Condom Conumdrum

I once had left VIP without removing my condom. As I walked downstairs with the dancer the damned thing fell off right in front of the manager. The dancer told me when she got to the dressing room he started giving her shit, so she said, the guys a weirdo. I'd never fuck him. He comes in his pants all the time, so he's started wearing a condom but I never saw it. Quick thinking on her part.

it can either be strip club politics (bouncer does not like her; she doesn’t tip douchebag bouncer well; etc) or her perhaps trying to make you feel bad for her in terms of her getting in trouble and you offering condolences ($$$)

I guess it depends where it was found. Was it on the floor, on the seat or in a trash can?

"who is , Barry Scheck , Alex "

I think you should turn this around. Do you want to find a used condom on the floor when you walk into the VIP room? I think it is the entertainers job to tell you what happens to the condom after you are done. Either she takes the condom or you take it to the trash.

That said at the Flight club the guy working the VIP rooms was more of a clean up guy then a bouncer complete with cleaning supplies.

Where I go they have a trash bin. Problem solved.

Condoms? We don't need no estinking condoms. Vamanos compadres.

Whoever it was that basically referred to LDKing has it right.

I will wear one into a club in case an LDK occurs because while it's one thing for it to happen, it's another thing for it to get all over the front of your pants and the dancer, which isn't all that pleasant for either of you.

Granted, most of the clubs I go to are pretty strictly non-extras, because they all are in this part of the world, so that might help the plausibility factor, but basically, I think the thinking on the part of any staffer should be, "Guy was afraid he was going to nut during a dance, so he wore one." Actually is kind of courteous that way.

"Conundrum".

I do not think that word means what you think it means. :)

George, I wrote "condom conundrum" because I liked the sound of it. But you're right. It's not a conundrum.

Wear a condom? Inconceivable!

/Actually makes some sense in this context

The club has to maintain plausible deniability that junk-touching of any sort is going on.

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