When you're a stripper and your cable goes out, you go to work
When you go to work, you let guys grope you for money
When you let guys grope you for money, you take chances
When you take chances, you meet Juice
When you meet Juice, you go to VIP with Juice
And when you go to VIP with Juice, you get drumsticks shoved up your ass
Don't let drumsticks get shoved up your ass..
Lose cable and switch to Direct TV
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last comment@Mikey-Don't forget about the cucumbers.
PS-You got a good thing going with this here cable shit. Keep it up.
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Hail to the Juice nation - Juice! Juice! Juice!
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FUNNY SHIT BRO
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that was great. keep it coming
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Juicy j
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Oh, the millionaire matchmaker - that black hair big tittie girl? Oh I would like her... good luck Juice!
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...and when you drop cable and switch to Direct Tv, you find out you can't get the weather channel and your bill keeps getting jacked up and other channels get dropped during disputes. Then you switch to Dish and become happy.
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