I've been to a few clubs...

I've been to a few clubs before but none that lacked the ability to serve alcohol. So the mandatory juice drink that I had to get kinda threw me off. But the service was good and the waitress was very prompt for bringing it over even though it was very crowded in there. I must have found it on a packed night because the rail was at least 1-2 guys deep and in some places 3! And that was kinda the problem, with that many people the girls just came around to the tables where I was sitting and I got a "Hi, you want a dance?". No introductions, no how are you tonight, straight to dance? yes? no? Being out off I declined the first 3-4 girls that came by and did the same routine in nearly 8 minutes. Yes 8 minutes! It was crazy I have never had such an impersonal experience. It was a straight manufacturing line with the girls going down, doing their bit, then moving on. What I also didn't like was how far the dancer was away from the crowd on the main stage. If she is in the center you are at least 5 feet away from her at the rail and maybe 20 if you are not at the rail. I may try again and hopefully get a different experience. But I am used to going to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Washington Park, IL. So I am looking for a club like that around chicago.