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Bad Sex Writing

farmerart
There is a literary society in England that awards an annual 'Bad Sex in Fiction' prize. Here is a passage (one of many) from a recent winner of this prize:

"Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin he screwed himself into her." - with thanks?? to an Irish author, Rowan Somerville.

8 comments

  • mikeya02
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    11 years ago
    ...it was a dark and stormy night.....
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    11 years ago
    That's pretty bad, all right!
  • deogol
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    11 years ago
    Obvious they are ignorant of the fine writings of JuiceBox. They would be amazed of the things to do with fried chicken.
  • tumblingdice
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    11 years ago
    Art,you make me want to fuck a maple tree.
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    Slowly I turned....step by step....inch by inch
  • joker44
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    11 years ago
    Aaah, the innate lyricism of the Irish.
  • SuperDude
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    11 years ago
    "Fifty Shades of Grey," is the most worthless book in the English language. I finished the first two volumes, only by forcing myself to read it. Former ATF visited me (no sex) to use my computer and wanted to "borrow" the trilogy. I gave her volumes one and two because I never wanted to keep them. I will read volume three before the movie is released. Former ATF got nothing for her rip off.

    The sex is trite, predictable, intrusive and unbelieveable. Noat even decent fantasy. Must be a lot of sad lonely women around for this book to become a best seller. What does it say about me that I bought it too?
  • ATACdawg
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    11 years ago
    Motorhead, you Stooge! You should have to be sent over Niagara Falls for that one.
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