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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Came back to the Bird again...

Came back to the Bird again on a day off. It was in the afternoon and during the week so of course it was not busy, but this is actually the best time to…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

If you're a mileage hound this...

If you're a mileage hound this is the place for you. Lots of stuff going on here. Unfortunately the cast of girls seems to often change for the worst. Was there a…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

After putting it aside for so...

After putting it aside for so long because it was only ‘topless’ I decided to give Paradise Found a try and now I finally get this place. This is a place to come with a…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Enjoyed myself and found the dancers...

Enjoyed myself and found the dancers to be attractive but the visit wasn't without some gripes.<br> <br> Walked in a little after 7pm on a sunny Saturday night in summer. Cover charge was $10. The…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Expose' likes to present itself as...

Expose' likes to present itself as club a rock music strip club with thin white girls. Nothing could be further from the truth. Expose' like most of Austin's strip club is just another…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Walked in and the door girl...

Walked in and the door girl was super hot and bubbly filled us in on upcoming events. Cover wasn't bad either a dollar gets you a membership and than you pay half price cover always.…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

For years afternoons at Perfect 10...

For years afternoons at Perfect 10 was something special. However like practically every other strip club in Austin it has fallen victim to ghetto ass thug rap and thug R&B. On my last…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

So, after reading around and hearing...

So, after reading around and hearing stories of Scarlett's I decided to try it out late Saturday. Arrived around 3am and a crowd of 10-15 people were on hand. Most of the dancers stood around…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

I have visited the club once...

I have visited the club once or twice a month for past few years. I have met a few awesome girls and some not so great. Currently, there is a few nice girls. There is…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

I'm currently visiting Rockford, Illinois and...

I'm currently visiting Rockford, Illinois and it seems to have pretty slim picking for their Strip Club scene. From this website, I was under the impression this was the best club in town (I have…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

I've been to Christie's before, but...

I've been to Christie's before, but it has been a long time. Honestly, Cleveland clubs have lost quite a bit of their luster since I started frequenting a few of them three years ago. Of…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

After a month away, it was...

After a month away, it was time for this PL to play. Originally, planned for a weekday afternoon trip but that was looking grim so Sunday it was. The place was very quiet at 9pm.…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at the club. I went mainly to see the feature perfomer for the evening. To get there is chaotic as you are dealing with bumper to bumper traffic off the…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Been a while since I had...

Been a while since I had been to a club, but I was on my way back from winning some money In Vegas. This club is a good one. Parking can be a pain, as…

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, California

Went there on a Wednesday afternoon....

Went there on a Wednesday afternoon. Staff was very friendly. They where ok with showing me different items and answering any and all questions. Decided to ask about the back area (theater, peep shows, arcade)…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Entered Synn last Sunday night with...

Entered Synn last Sunday night with a free admission text message. Walked through some doors up to a turnstile where the doorman checked us in. Got in for $5. There were two door guys at…

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, Wyoming

Hey everyone it's Franky spanky the...

Hey everyone it's Franky spanky the hippie/gypsy Russian roaming around the west again this time I worked on Friday & Saturday from open til close.<br> Let me tell you since I worked here the girls have…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Wow! This club really surprised me!<br> Went...

Wow! This club really surprised me!<br> Went here for a night of work and left with a lasting impression.<br> The girls are a lot of fun and the staff is really laid back too.<br> 3stages total and lap…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

The dances were anywhere from 30$-50$...

The dances were anywhere from 30$-50$ for a private dance which several of<br> the girls if you would ask about them would give you 2 for 1 dances.<br> Contact was allowed by both party's for the most…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Went with a business client to...

Went with a business client to Rick's after a meeting ended early for an afternoon visit, which I don't normally do. Much smaller crowd, which I expected. Usual good attention from the staff. Girls…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Enough has been stated about this...

Enough has been stated about this club.... I did notice a BIG DECLINE in dancer quality and quantity on day shift (11-7). One stage, dark and dingy with a jukebox and uncomfortable chairs, but…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

People should go to this club....

People should go to this club. The only reason being is because of the action,fun,music,drama free, and also mainly the dancers. I went for my birthday which was on the 25 of June.I went with…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

About my 20th tune to visit...

About my 20th tune to visit Adult world in Harrisburg. They always please. This is a solid place to see some nice pussy. There is onenew girl there that is…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

The club is nice inside, very...

The club is nice inside, very clean. but..Wow..this place has gone down hill! The Amber was always my go to place in Cleveland along with GiGi Lounge.<br> After a $10 cover, I was immediately approached about…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I have only been here once...

I have only been here once and while visiting Tampa and going to many place on top of my list was this place, why? I have heard and read reviews about this place and have…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Been to Penthouse tons of times....

Been to Penthouse tons of times. Clearly the classiest club in Tampa....best facilities, nicest girls for the most part. Prices are what they are.<br> <br> Wish they had more than one stage.....if they redesigned the…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Heading down the highway towards Tampa,...

Heading down the highway towards Tampa, never stopped here. Late afternoon. 4 girls on staff. One came over and chatted me up. Sez she has a degree in teaching, had worked…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

By no means is this a...

By no means is this a fancy "gentleman's club." You will not find plush cushioned chairs and private booths here. There is no attendant in the bathroom handing out cloth towels. There is…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

I got home after a long...

I got home after a long hard day at work this past Saturday but I couldn't go to sleep so I got dressed and popped in to Visions around 10:00 pm to check out the…

Flash Dancers

Tampa, Florida

This club is set in an...

This club is set in an industrial area, not the best but seems adequately safe and well lit up at night. Beyond that not much else to say, if your looking for low quality w/…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Went to this place for a...

Went to this place for a Bachelor Party on 7/12/14. Overall it was a good experience. I'd leave your phone at home, they make you check it at the door. There's a bar right next…

KB's Playhouse

Amarillo, Texas

Went there while stuck waiting for...

Went there while stuck waiting for a flight since it's just a few miles from the airport and was open at 5pm. There wasn't anyone at the door when I arrived since it was right…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

The space itself is really nice....

The space itself is really nice. They seem to pull off the classy, upscale vibe pretty well. Was in town, staying in the area, so I actually came in a few times during…

Cameo Gentlemen club

Charlotte, North Carolina

Hey everyone. This is my second...

Hey everyone. This is my second visit to Cameo. Went 4th July weekend. My cover was $20<br> Cameo is a two story club that has black clientele. The atmosphere is turnt up!!! Everyone is having fun,…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Tuesday, is $10 dance day. Stopped...

Tuesday, is $10 dance day. Stopped in about lunch time, to see what the ladies looked like and have a sandwich. Sad to report the sandwich was better than the talent. Ten or so dancers,…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I stopped in last thursday night...

I stopped in last thursday night to wait out traffic on my way out of town. This place continues to be one of the nicer clubs I've visited. There was a good number…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I love this club. The girls...

I love this club. The girls are so friendly and sensual. I sat by the stage, tipping like I do. I like to browse the ladies before choosing one that I will get a dance…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is a strange club. ...

This is a strange club. The cover wasn't too bad, maybe five bucks. I arrived just before the Tuesday 2 for $25 lap dance special ended. Regular price was $20 per song.…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Went to Florida to visit...

Went to Florida to visit a buddy and he recommended we visit Solid Gold. The place is very large with a full restaurant and a large bar. You walk down a long ramp to…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

I had not been to Headquarters...

I had not been to Headquarters in about a year.<br> I went the last time to see a feature that I liked. I did the same a couple weeks ago as well.<br> This is a smaller place…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

This place is a solid byob...

This place is a solid byob club. It's not a world class but it is certainly<br> worthy of a visit both if you want to just watch the stage or if you want<br> to be more hands…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Stopped by late afternoon on a...

Stopped by late afternoon on a recent Thursday. Doorman collecting entrance fee warned me BEFORE I PAID that 2 gurls "called in sick" and that he only had 1 'dancer" at that time, but…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

P**** has very thin figure, like...

P**** has very thin figure, like a spinner, 5'3", maybe 105 lbs I'm guessing, size B breasts, mixed ethnicity.<br> <br> The Rest of the Story: Arrived around 10PM, but no dancers were available for those $5 lap…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

I've been to Cafe Atlantis a...

I've been to Cafe Atlantis a lot lately, but mostly during the day between appointments. This is the first time in a long time that I went at night. This is one of…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I think I will have to...

I think I will have to give this place another try. I arrived fairly late in the evening, there were maybe 6-10 girls dancing. Not a huge selection, I was only really interested…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Went on a Sunday after a...

Went on a Sunday after a padres game and the promo is basically you get in for free but you still have to buy the drinks with a ticket stub. So if you are a…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

I visited this club again because...

I visited this club again because I was in the area. Surprisingly, day shift dance is only $10. There was no privacy since there is no VIP room. Dances were done on couches in the…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I was in the area, so...

I was in the area, so I stopped by this club to check it out. Had to go through a metal detector when entering, so it makes everyone feel safer.<br> Drinks are reasonably priced.…

Pacers

San Diego, California

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Pacers. After visiting some full nude clubs, I liked the idea of being about to relax with a beer or two while I enjoy the talent. The club itself…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

Visited this club early on a...

Visited this club early on a Sat. night. I did not expect much since this is North Carolina and the rules tend to be on the strict side. While in the club an…

Club Frontiere

Saint-Zotique, Quebec

Great little place. Deceiving from the...

Great little place. Deceiving from the outside but once inside you will understand why this place is open. Actually very good quality girls, excellent service from bar and from girls. Sit down and relax on…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

I visited from out of town...

I visited from out of town with a work buddy who is from the area. He knew a couple of girls there, and came in like he was Norm from cheers. I quickly was able…

Vivid

New York, New York

Vivid is one of the newest...

Vivid is one of the newest clubs in Manhattan. So when we found ourselves a few blocks away we had to check it out. We strolled on in after midnight, $20 cover and after shaking…

Maximus Gentleman's Club

Victoria, Texas

This spot has been around forever....

This spot has been around forever. It was once one of THE go to spots as far as gentlemen's clubs. Over the years things have changed, but one thing that hasn't is the girls. Always…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Dropped in recently on a Monday...

Dropped in recently on a Monday night and saw several gorgeous dancers. A young beauty caught my eye and I patiently waited for her to come see me. After going upstairs she immediately tried to…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

Well I've been to this club...

Well I've been to this club a lot over the past 10 years and seen it go up, down, up, etc. Right now it's not doing so well. The video poker machines are gone which…

Th' Katch Show Club

Farragut, Tennessee

I went last month on a...

I went last month on a Wednesday night. It got pretty busy after 8pm. There was about 6-8 dancers working.<br> The place was average in decor and outside appearance. I have been here several times over…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Don't know why, but for some...

Don't know why, but for some reason I enjoy Bandaids. Sure, its not a fancy club, nor are the girls as attractive as at some of the higher end clubs, but I've never felt…

Scandals

New York, New York

So I decided to visit Scandals...

So I decided to visit Scandals on a Monday afternoon, as the other reviews have determined that visiting during the day is superior to visiting during the night. While I've never been there during the…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped by for quick visit...

I stopped by for quick visit that lasted more than two hours. After entering Chez Joey, found a seat at the long extended bar. There is a nice mixture of AA, one Latina,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

My travels brought me back to...

My travels brought me back to Dallas and no trip to DFW would be complete without a stop at BabyDolls. Not much has changed since my last visit and that is a great thing.…

The Platinum Room

Lowlands, Sint Maarten

After playing (and winning) at a...

After playing (and winning) at a nearby casino, my wife and I decided to celebrate with a stop at the Platinum Club. First, the club is very nice and in a relatively safe area.…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

Note: THIS CLUB IS STILL OPEN....

Note: THIS CLUB IS STILL OPEN. If admin can see this, please list the club as open again.<br> <br> Anyway, the days of "The Spot" are now long gone & as other review mentioned it was remodeled,…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

I'll start by saying that this...

I'll start by saying that this was my first experience in a strip club, so my rating of this place may be somewhat skewed. The club itself was very crowded, but that did not…

Harper's

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Stopped in about 11:15 after a...

Stopped in about 11:15 after a ho hum disappointing trip to Club Risqué (see review). Thursday is 2 for $50 in the VIP (fully nude, generally lots of two-way) so I thought it was a…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

Roxy's is the club that has...

Roxy's is the club that has Christmas lights on the wall instead of led neon lights, so that should give you an idea of what to expect.<br> <br> Now don't get me wrong, if this club was…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

I was in town for the...

I was in town for the Exxxotica show and had nothing else to do afterwards. Found a free pass from the convention so thought I'd go and check out the place. It wasn't…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

My favorite club in the Quad...

My favorite club in the Quad Cities. A very relaxed atmosphere with friendly girls. Quality of the girls can be a bit hit or miss, but I've always found at least a couple that I…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I came here straight after work...

I came here straight after work on Friday, arriving around 6:00. It was pretty much dead. Girls was so-so, nothing I would've paid money for. I received a couple on floor lap dances from 2…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Nothing much changed after two years....

Nothing much changed after two years. The spread in quality of dancers was more. There were a few I would rate 4 but at the same time there were a couple 9+. On an average…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

I hadn't been in...

I hadn't been in to this club for a few months since a couple of my favorite girls…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Went to Gold and Silver on...

Went to Gold and Silver on Friday night after 12 this was back in March. There were like 10 girls dancing to me none of the girls were that hot mostly 4s and 5s. But…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I loved this place. I went...

I loved this place. I went for my bachelor party 4 years ago and going again next weekend for my buddy's bachelor party. I'll post another review when I get back. Can't wait. The girls…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Went out with the boys after...

Went out with the boys after a visiting 6th street. Heard about this place from a stranger at a bar so we decided to check it out. First of all, it's a little outside of…

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ot: the neighborhood busybody

Every neighborhood has at least one person that tells everyone everything about everyone else. They are usually pretty well hated. How do you handle that individual where you live? Do you ignore them? Do you tell them things that will…

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Teacher Sex

http://news.yahoo.com/hot-english-teacher-victimizes-two-18-old-males-232008224.html

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Christy Mack: Before and After

Back when I used to party hard in Indiana 3-4 years ago, I ran into a young model by the name of Christy Mack. She was pretty hot, but not doing a whole lot to help herself. I remember her…

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Definition of a PL (and I'm not talking about LMN)

I caught this review on the homepage and I thought OMG. Either this guy needs some strip club advice or I've got a bridge to sell him. Username: drt Club: Hustler Megaclub in Las Vegas "I went twice on a Monday…

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Minneapolis TUSCL Gathering

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh9hXRNxm0KnGrlk7s

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bikini clubs - wtf?

My "favorite" stripper, ironically, doesn't actually strip any more. She alternates between doing nothing and living off what I pay her for otc or occasionally works at a "bikini" club/bar. I was discussing with her what exactly the bikini club…

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past aliases

What happened to some of the past aliases that said some really funny stuff like Dalex, txtittyfag just to name a couple. Did they all get banned or are they waiting for an opportune moment to return?

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Has the Prophet returned?

Could Rev. Long be the return of the Prophet Juice? Or is he more of a John the Baptist figure?

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In case you're bored

3 new TUSCL articles posted

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weekend recap: coronas and coke dick

Usual weekend recap time guys. I'll mostly just address Saturday night as nothing too eventful (besides the usual debauchery) transpired on Friday. So, Saturday night, the stripper comes over at around 230am - after some party she went to for…

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Homosexuals on tuscl is a sin

The two angels came to Tuscl in the evening, and Ricky was sitting in the gate of Tuscl. When Ricky saw them, he rose to meet them and bowed himself with his face to the earth and said, “My lords,…

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Treasures Steakhouse in Las Vegas- Dining with a Dancer questions

So I see that the Steakhouse at Treasures Gentleman's Club has the option to dine with the dancer of your choice. I have a few questions about this option: 1. Can you see the dancer stage from the steakhouse or is…

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Pay me what you think it was worth.

Ever heard that from a stripper? I have. Several times and it has always been the result of unexpected services. I hate it because I really don't know what to give her. I don't want to over tip her and…

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sexual sinners

Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within…

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Bay area AMP scene

Now that the San Francisco Redbook has been closed down by the feds how do research for amps? I'll be visiting the area Need to check on my little Korean massage girls I already tried craigslist but was not successful

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Best VIP Full Service

Wonder if anyone can top this for best full service in a VIP room....$120 for three VIP dances with full service. About 10 years ago I visited a club in the City of Industry, east of Los Angeles, several times before…

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During Detroit meet.

When y'all get together, think about my old friend vincemichels. No idea what happened to him, but since Detroit was his stomping grounds, perhaps someone might know what happened to him. I miss his visits to S. Florida.

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A lot of new girls but...

A lot of new girls but several of the last round of new ones have stuck around. It's good to have a balance of old and new. Diamond and Lo are still there but neither…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

This is a small club, located...

This is a small club, located in a residential area. Most of the dancers are Brazilian imported from Newark. I've had good times here though, never a huge crowd and it's in an…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by this club on a...

Stopped by this club on a Tuesday night, really not expecting much, it's been a few years since I've been in Jaguars. To my surprise I had a good time with cheap drinks and lots…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Had been a while since I...

Had been a while since I had visited the Wheel. Stopped in on a Saturday evening. Club was relatively quiet as there were no bachelor parties, which usually dominate weekend nights. As other have said,…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

The club's a bomb on the...

The club's a bomb on the outside, and it's always hard to figure out just where to turn to get to it -- it's easy to miss the turn since it's blind from Route 1,…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

This place is always amazing i...

This place is always amazing i always go on Fridays i go early because the cover is less and there not that many customers which i really like theres this blond flicking hot that had…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Arrived just after midnight valet was$5....

Arrived just after midnight valet was$5. Waited in line 25 min but was worth it. Walking in the door first thing I notice is girls everywhere. Mostly black but whatever your flavor they had…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This joint is a complete scam....

This joint is a complete scam. Stay in the main bar. Do NOT go into the VIP/champagne room. They run all sorts of charges on your card but you won't realize it until you get…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Last night I popped in to...

Last night I popped in to Silk to see if the porn star feature shows were generally worth it. Teagan Presley was the feature performer.<br> <br> First, the physical club. Since last I visited they had made…

Ace of Spades

Barberton, Ohio

I went here hoping that, because...

I went here hoping that, because of its name, this would place would be awesome like a Motörhead* song. It was not. It was more like a Winger song. Weak and unsatisfying.<br> <br> (*You have no idea…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

"It's drop top titty tipping time!"<br> <br> Yes...

"It's drop top titty tipping time!"<br> <br> Yes that's right, David the DJ is back at Fantasia after about a 16 month absence. My visit in early June was the second night he was back and also…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Went on a Friday night. There...

Went on a Friday night. There was a $7 charge for valet parking which is essentially mandatory because there is no parking otherwise. Cover was $15. Club is very nice inside and is well laid…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Pin Ups use to be my...

Pin Ups use to be my favorite club back in the day. I use to almost go everyday. I might go by every other month now just to see if anything has changed for the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Stopped by the Criket as I...

Stopped by the Criket as I had not paid a visit here in months. I believed there were around 14 dancers on shift with an 80/20 white to black ratio among them this night.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Was there on Friday night about...

Was there on Friday night about 9 o'clock and the place was loaded with girls. I like the girls here cause I'm into Latino and black girls. But I did not see any black girls.…

Miss Lindsay's

Greene Township, Pennsylvania

So, I found myself in Gettysburg...

So, I found myself in Gettysburg and did a little web search to find that there are three clubs within a reasonable driving distance. This one seemed close enough so I headed over.…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

This is a terrible place. A...

This is a terrible place. A security guard got shot there not to long ago and a few years back a security guard drug someone out by there neck and it killed the customer that…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

It's an older wood building, a...

It's an older wood building, a little beaten by the weather, looks like it's been repainted more than once. The cars parked outside lead one to believe that it's a rougher crowd inside. But I…

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

it was ok women arent as...

it was ok women arent as graet as other places but money goes a long way. dead most of the time which is nice if you dont like to be crouded by a whole bunch…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Rough looking place, rough crowd. Cover...

Rough looking place, rough crowd. Cover was $5 Female D.J. (nothing wrong with that just that i'd never seen that before in a strip club).<br> <br> Now, I was only there for 15 minutes and it was…

Showgirls Exotic Dance

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Randomly went in here after a...

Randomly went in here after a failed night elsewhere. Didn't know what I was expecting. There are cameras outside but they are all pointed up so I don't know what they are used for. Price…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

My second time visiting this club...

My second time visiting this club and I was very unpleasantly surprised. I saw all these attractive girls leaving as I was parking and walking in so I was very hopeful for the inside. I…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visited Classy Chassy last Wednesday. The...

Visited Classy Chassy last Wednesday. The parking lot only had eight cars, but I was still heading that way. I got stuck. staying at the hotel next door. It was so bad I…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Second trip here and arrived after...

Second trip here and arrived after midnight at nearly 1am because I thought it was opened until 5am like it says on here but it is wrong. They stop alcohol at 2am and stay open…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Over six months passed since my...

Over six months passed since my last visit but decided to stop in as I wasn't feeling Kitty's or Hollywood, the other two clubs on the same half mile stretch of road. There always…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Been a few times before, but...

Been a few times before, but recently went with a friend from out of town. Had to show him how to have a good time in the Midwest. As always BYOB keeps the cost down…

My Life As A Strip Club Manager

Ever stopped and asked yourself this question? "What the fuck is wrong with me?" I find myself asking that same question usually on a daily basis lol I guess it's the challenge that comes with running a strip club that I still find myself ready to take full on. I've encountered, witnessed, and dealt with things that most people couldn't even imagine possibly happening. Then again, there's that excitement that strings me along for the ride. I've always been a fan of roller coasters after all :) When I first started I had NO idea how a strip club was managed or run. I was also nervous as shit that I would easily fuck up or that the Dancers, Bouncers,…

Why Strip Clubs Need DJs

I have worked in clubs with and without DJs and ultimately there can be many positives to both sides, I personally think a DJ presence is better than none. My club recently changed from a dancer run free computer that allowed dancers to select their own songs for their stage sets. Well as dancers do love to be independent in every way, the dancers loved this. Even if it meant listening to the same song SEVERAL times because multiple dancers repetitively selected it (at PP that song is Kelly Rowland Motivation BTW). When a dancer did'nt preselect her song and it was her turn and she was called to the stage she danced to whatever was next on Winamp.…

Hotel Cascadas at Club Hong Kong (Tijuana) - Your Hotel Room Inside the Strip Club!

First, I know Hotel Cascadas is not actually IN the Club Hong Kong strip club (Tijuana). But it's on top of it, and owned and operated by them. Secondly, there are lots of reviews of Club Hong Kong, and I didn't think TUSCL really needed another review of the club itself. What's not on TUSCL is much information about the Hotel. If you are staying in TJ for more than a couple of hours, getting a room at Hotel Cascadas is super convenient, and it pays for itself! GET A ROOM! As described in many reviews, when you visit Hong Kong, you can tip girls on stage and get lap dances ($20 for like 5 minutes!), but most of the girls will…

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Jens den in Akron is now closed?

Anyone know if jens den in Akron is closed for good?

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WTG Israel!

Bomb Gaza and invade those fuckers! Deal with them like I dealt with all the trolls on TUSCL. Mission Accomplished.

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Rich Bitch Too...make more than $250k, this ones for you

Have fun countin 20's bitches: http://youtu.be/DwRbrIHqNaw

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Welcome to TUSCL Radio - Now Playing All Steve All the Time!

Are you guys enjoying reliving all these steve229 blasts from the past this weekend?

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Funny, and a little (or maybe a lot) sick

Last night I asked my current lust interest (the married MILF) if she wanted to meet after work. She responded that she shouldn't, because she and her man had had sex that morning before she came into work, and…

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Google

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2685918/Prostitute-injected-married-Google-executive-lethal-dose-heroin-board-yacht-coldly-stepping-dying-body-finish-glass-wine.html Fine quality whores out there

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LMN question ?

Did you get your name idea from a pack of smokes ? If so is that your brand ?

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bullwinkle

Same great winkle taste with 50% more calories

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Unhappy SC customer or dude is embellishing a bit ?

From a recent review of “Déjà Vu” in Michigan; “… Let's just start by saying that security had the parking lot entrance blocked and impeded the flow of cars trying to get in. They held up the line for 35 mins…

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A true PL or just making the most out of the situation ?

From a recent review of “John's Hot Spot” in Michigan: “… She sat on my lap and waited until the next song started which took a couple of minutes and when the next song started she removed her top and…

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Super Moon

This must be the reason for all the recent bizarre and strangely amusing posts and threads.

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VERONICA BRAZIL

Would any one know if Veronica Brazil still dances some where? I need to fulfill my all time crush and get to see her.

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Kzoo Michigan

What can people share about there experience in Kalamazoo

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The wigger troll is trying to take over.

Juicebox has been behaving himself to a certain degree. So the wigger has decided to emulate him by flooding the board with his useless shit.

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Dancer transformation: civilian to stripper

I usually hang out with girls who work evenings at my club. Usually stop in about 7 and go to the bar and have a beer when I first get there. Sometimes I'm gonna meet someone and they get there…

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steve229 is a Complete Homo!

Title says it all!

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How did you ever?

Take a shit before smart phones? Did you read a book? The newspaper? A magazine? Bring your computer into the bathroom to read tuscl or watch youtube videos?

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Reality Check to Tuscl Members

July 12, 2014 • Vol. 21, No. 193 Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction. © 1995-2014 - tuscl

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I wanna be sedated..

http://variety.com/2014/music/news/tommy-ramone-last-surviving-original-member-of-influential-punk-band-dies-at-65-1201261584/

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How about a different set of RULEZ?!

As an alternative to the restrictive rules proposed by Shadowcat I'd like to propose the following: 1. Be entertaining! 2. Don't be a dick (unless its entertaining) 3. Be truthful (unless doing so is dickish or non-entertaining).

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Daytona Beach commissioner says strip club favors allegations are politically mo

"an allegation was made that Lentz assaulted a worker and asked for sex in exchange for lighter policing at the club." I'm glad that nothing like this happens in Detroit. http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/daytona-beach-commissioner-says-strip-club-favors-/ngdZd/

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Rules of conduct for the discussion board

1 Keep it Clean. Please avoid obscene, vulgar, lewd, racist or sexually-oriented language. PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK. 2 Don't Threaten. Threats of harming another person will not be tolerated. 3 Be Truthful. Don't knowingly lie about anyone or anything. 4 Be Nice. No racism, sexism or any sort of…

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What's with the old topics?

A few old topics and no new posts??? Anyone else see this?

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take wife into champagne room?

Hi..anyone take your wife into champagne room? good experience?

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Argentina or Germany ?

What's your pick?

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LeBron going back to Cleveland ... Any Thoughts ?

As a Miamian and Heat fan; I'm ok w/ it although I would have liked for him to stay. But the Heat are not looking like they were going to be any better next season than this/past season and IMO that…

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For the next time some one askes you what to buy a stripper. :)

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/these-internet-bought-beauty-products-will-help-you-get-laid

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Are you a cop?

Ok, so imagine this scene. All the get to know you chatter is complete, drinks and funny jokes included. You like her and she likes you['re promise to pay her]. You two crazy kids run along to…

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Steve229's Greatest Hits Traveling Show

Thank you, thank you very much I'll be here in the boom boom room all week folks Lol

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OK. I have to admit...

I miss Juice. And LMN/LNM (or what the fuck ever) has been great entertainment. Well, not great entertainment like Shakespeare, but more like Renfest stuff. I mean, yea, on topic stuff is OK, but one can only take so…

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drunk dancer in VIP

what do you do with a drunk dancer in VIP? recent trip dancer was wasted and just laid across my lap the whole time. was tempted to "play" a little, but I'm not the kind to take advantage…

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Top 10 Reasons Not to be a Stripper

Given the title, I was prepared to dislike these videos by a former stripper. But I found her videos to be interesting and real. I can only hope that not all girls take her advice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PIwrYLYf4&list=PL7tp_264zftjRtIt3UTad4oLzP9HeY-Mc&index=2

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How Many Lapdances is That?

Are you so addicted to strip clubs and lap dances that you find yourself measuring the price of everything in terms of how many lap dances it would buy? For example" "Wow, it takes three lap dances to fill…

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Camel Toe Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj1gUMS8fyY

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Tickle test

I cannot take credit for this but thought I would pass it along. Sometimes you take a girl to the VIP room and you know what you're going to get, and sometimes you don't. Is she a good girl, is…

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OT: The dark side of being an awesome, super-rich playboy.

Now I know most of you are jealous losers with no money who just want to hate on me but I thought I would come here and discuss some deeply personal shit and then ask you all for some advice. Been…

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be careful what you wish for.

I wore my new t-shirt to the club today. The one that says "Vagina Inspector". The girls loved the shirt and were more than happy to undergo the inspection. But then, WHAM, my finger found a tampon. I had a…

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OT: Life Changes

Going through some major life changes and as I have come to rely on this board as a bit of a sounding board (while often times many of the responses are more satirical than supportive), I figured I would share…

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Massage parlors versus strip clubs on TUSCL

I noticed that Allure (Greater Toronto area) has displaced Hong Kong as the top rated strip club. I have been to Hong Kong and it is clearly a strip club/brothel combination (prostitution is legal in this part of Tijuana)…

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Phone pics and sex tapes

Have any strippers ever sent you sexy cellphone pics of themselves? Have you ever recorded a stripper and you having sex with the stripper's consent? Did you get to keep the recording? With me I've had about four strippers send me pics…

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What's up with Mr. Moose's new avatar?

A downside of the new "no pics" TUSCL is the inability to see more detail on avatars. For example, I'd dig seeing hotstuffbabi's new tits. I'm sure they are top notch and...well...I digs the tit-TAYZ! But Bullwinkle's new avatar...interesting choice Mr.…

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Speaking of LMN...

Since LMN probably wasn't the Google exec that OD'ed ...cough...he's the dude that makes the curly fries at Arby's...cough... I wonder what hijinks he has planned for the weekend. Share my brother...cruising 'round on your Yamaha 5-million? Taking a short…

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House Show Club LV

Has anyone been to the House Show Club in Las Vegas? Formerly Cover Girls.

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Funny observation

Funny observation based on spending far too many afternoons in mid range to outright divey SC's. Dancer A: Twenty-something bordering on 8.5 looks. Great on on the pole. When dancing rarely has few, if any stage tips. Most…

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Hot Celebrity Moms & Daughters

Ok. I once did a mother – daughter combo at a club. I definitely preferred the mother. Thinking of celebrity moms vs daughters. Who is hotter? Robin Wright or Dylan Penn? Christy Brinkley or Sailor Brinkley? Janet Jones and Paulina Gretzky? Kim Basinger or Ireland…

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Escort and Google Exec

http://my.chicagotribune.com/#section/545/article/p2p-80757373/

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A little laugh or giggle right after an orgasm.

I was watching some porn and noticed that right after the guy busts his nut he gives out a little laugh or giggle. In thinking about it, I realized that I do that quite often too. Especially if it was…

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Strangely beautiful...

I'm quire a fan of abstract expressionism -- Pollock produced works of unparalleled beauty during his drunk off his ass and crazy a a loon phase -- so I thought I share an interesting work with my pervo brothers. I'm…

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"is it morally illegal or respectively wrong" to shoot your wife first then have

Missouri man shot wife because he was ‘tired of her' THE ASSOCIATED PRESS 07/09/2014 1:56 PM Police in southeast Missouri say a man gave a blunt answer for shooting his wife: He was tired of her. The Poplar Bluff Daily American Republic reports that…

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Using modern techknowlogy to make it rain.

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2014/07/09/strip-club-cash-cannon-exactly-think/#!bbHtVZ

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Old people using computers

The last topic about age variation in sexual partner surprised me. No, not the difference in age but how many of u old geezers actually use computers! Haha good for u all not fighting change but embracing it #OldGeezersDoUseComputers

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otc without the tools

So I like strip clubs and I like hot women. I always wanted to take one out the club and fuck their brains out but I've always been held back by two things. Lack of tact and no car. I…

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"I don't fuck for cheap money anymore..."

TRANSLATION: You used to, but after screwing who knows how many guys in VIP for some nominal amount, you want to charge me a premium for the same thing. Boy, don't I feel like the lucky one. Some…

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Has a stripper ever said to you...........

I've gone to a lot of strip clubs as a Vegas local but I never had one say this to me. She said "Hasn't it always been a fantasy of yours to have a beautiful girl on top of…

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blue lion

are there any dancers who would admit to fucking* a blue lion?

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congrats Dougster

You can smoke yourself stupid any time you want now

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Homeschooling

A dancer, whom I've known for several years, told me that she is homeschooling her 10-year-old son because the schools in her downriver Detroit suburb are so bad. Hearing this, I was literally speechless (and I'm using the word…

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OT - what is the greatest age difference?

What is the greatest age difference of a woman you have had intercourse ? I think I am prudish at 10 years.

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OtC ItC question ?

If you have sex with a dancer outside the club in your van on the clubs parking lot what is it considered? OTC or ITC ?

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what are you seeking in a club ?

When your grazing reviews and making plans to visit your next club what qualities are you looking for ?

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Kick my ass out. I'll show ya.

A 38-year-old Indianapolis man drove his car into an Eastside strip club after becoming angry that bouncers kicked him out, Indianapolis metro police said. Security staff at Club Paradise, 5255 English Ave., escorted the man from the business sometime before 2…

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OT: Toilet paper just too messy for you?

I know Crazy Joe will dig this shit. Disposable asswiping gloves! www.getshittens.com I'm upset because now my bidet business in never going to take off with this shit on the market.

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Fkk Article

Just posted an article on FKK clubs fir those that want to know more.

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There are now no strip clubs in Hillsboro, OR.

Gem's Gentlemen's Club – which arose out of the former Cooler Club last year – closed after the death of its owner, Frank Hurliman, earlier this year, said Dean Wier, a real estate agent with Norris & Stevens. Hurliman, who was…

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Police: Man celebrates 4th of July by robbing strip club

SEATTLE -- While most people were happy to barbeque with friends and family, police say one man celebrated Independence Day by robbing a Lake City strip club. It was just before 10:30 a.m. on Friday when the manager of Dreamgirls on…

Low down on FKK's

It has been suggested by a couple of my fellow TUSCL buddies that I submit an article on FKK Clubs so here goes. I have only been to three FKK clubs so far, I am planning more visits soon and will report on those in due course. Essentially they are pretty much all the same in the way they operate and the facilities. You pay your entrance fee of about 70 Euro and in you go. When you pay you get a locker key, dressing robe and a towel. If you need fresh ones you can get as many as you require at no extra cost. The entrance fee covers all use of the facilities, pools, porn 'cinema', sauna, etc and all…

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hot dogs

If there was a hot dog stand outside your favorite club, would you buy one? I have never seen this but I have bought barbecue and burritos outside of clubs before

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My new fave

Do you think she's a buttaface – as you all know I'm all about the body: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqNr6LZ2-vM

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Deaf dancer

Today I saw a hot dancer at a local club. I asked her her name and initially thought she was foreign and didn't speak much English. When she came and sat next to me she told me she…

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How to bring up OTC

I have been thinking of asking a waitress of all people at a SC for OTC. Thing is, I am not a very up front, blunt person. For some strange, possibly sick, reason, I want people to not think too…

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I don't want her if she is an escort

Long ago I lost count of how many strippers I've taken out of clubs for p4p. But, right or wrong, I've always viewed OTC dancers a little differently than girls from places like EROS or BP. For starters,…