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more self destruction

I blew through one of my custodial trust accounts. My family's financial manager called me and told me I zeroed out the account as of yesterday. I have plenty of other custodial trust accounts and a six figure salary so…

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That stripper with her hair in a bun

I was recently at a rural SC, so pretty much everyone either had a beard, a plaid shirt, or a beer belly, or all three. On stage a a cute, petite french spinner with brown hair, however she had her…

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Alcohol may have been involved. :)

Boulder{CO} police arrested a 24-year-old man last week after he allegedly urinated in the women's locker room of the Bus Stop strip club and then was uncooperative with officers. Shane Michael Hatch, of Boulder, was arrested on suspicion of second-degree criminal…

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How Come Nobody Use My System?

You know, I usually don't think much about anything since I'm so hung up on trying to prove to people that I am the Gordon Gekko I know I failed to be. Alcohol usually helps drown out these negative thoughts…

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My Saturday Dancer

I have a Saturday dancer who is different from the dancers I usually favor. My CFs and my ATF have all been white blondes with big boobs, but my Saturday dancer is black. I think she is what…

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Best Strip Club for Couples

Looking for the best strip club for couples? Looking for the elusive dancer that likes to provide benefits to a lady while the man watches. Any suggestions?

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Why do i always lose interest in women i used to love?

Like i would fall in love with a chick ( not a stripper or any of that) and everything would be going well then all of a sudden i lose interest in her and wanna see other women. Anybody else…

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Eclipse GC Missouri

What about this place? Does it exist? I was there (near Hurricane Deck bridge L. of Ozarks) about 15 years ago. Street view in google maps shows a big sign:"Eclipse Gentlemen's Club" but nothing in tuscl. Sign on front of…

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Let's all help LMN write a sex guide!

I bet it would contain hints like: The best way to turn a chick on is to get all high on blow, snorted directly out of a condom still lodged in the rectum of a mule. You can accomplish this by…

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Weekend Recap

I wanted to post this yesterday but as I have been awake for 48 hours, I find myself forgetting things. Lets hear a brief recap of what you guys did over the weekend.. My weekend: - hit LIV on Friday night, had…

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Does the FBI monitor TUSCL?

No, not for the intel on XXXtras clubs. The local cops can figure that shit out themselves. If they care. I'm thinking about some of our more psycho posters. Like the "I want me a quadruple amputee" dude, who is…

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Ex-Maine bank executive accused of using $220,000 in bank funds at strip clubs

At least he didn't waste the money. http://www.pressherald.com/news/Ex-Maine_bank_executive_accused_of_using__220_000_in_bank_funds_at_strip_clubs_.html

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OT- Casey Kasem missing

A judge has ordered an investigation into the whereabouts of Casey Kasem, former radio host of American Top 40 and the voice of Shaggy (my avatar) of Scooby Doo. I hope they find him soon, as he has Parkinson's…

Pavlov’s Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

My last visit was roughly 7...

My last visit was roughly 7 months ago. It's a nice atmosphere and the<br> girls are easy on the eye. My only detractor is that the ATM charges $10.<br> Other than that, I think the venue is…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I walked in to find 4...

I walked in to find 4 dancers on shift ranging from 7 to 2. Only 1 other guy was in at the time. I sat down at the bar and quickly one of the prettier…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went during the day shift....

I went during the day shift. I was surprised when I walked in as there were not many dancers there. The quality<br> is okay though. Older dancers but very nice. Many older customers as well<br> who were…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

This place gets worse and worse....

This place gets worse and worse. There are usually only 1-3 girls that are worth your time. Morale at the club is at an all time low, and you can sense it within the girls.…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

<br> I went there on a Tuesday...

<br> I went there on a Tuesday night about 8pm. Tues, and Monday, is 2 for 1 VIP dance night. There is a lower floor with the main stage. The club is large,…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

This place has a ton of...

This place has a ton of potential. First of all it has been cleaned up and remodeled since hotties. I went on an afternoon after work and had a few drinks . Not many girls…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

So I'd been laying low recently,...

So I'd been laying low recently, had not been to a club for the last few weeks. I have been replenishng the stripper fund.<br> <br> I was over the hill in the West LA area and…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

I was right down the street...

I was right down the street but wanted to find out who was working. Called up to hear the roll call, no one I knew was working but the was 10 dancers with more…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I was here on a recent...

I was here on a recent weekday afternoon, fairly early, like 3:00ish. So, daytime expectations. The parking lot and club were pretty full and about seven girls on shift. A fave of mine was in…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

We went up to the Millstream...

We went up to the Millstream again on a Saturday night. They have made changes that seem better at first but overall are not that great. They did some contract change with the dancers but…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I was in the area seeing...

I was in the area seeing a customer. Was done early and called to see who was working. A new girl I met about 4 weeks ago was in and I wanted to…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Remains a nice building in an...

Remains a nice building in an ok area. Layout is good with a large main stage and lots of space downstairs then VIP and premium chairs upstairs. Good waitress service.<br> <br> The talent here though really and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Happened to be in the area...

Happened to be in the area this past Sunday, and figured why not stop in and see who was in. Boy was that a mistake. By far the quietest day I've ever been in at…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Second time back. I was not...

Second time back. I was not very impressed with the dancer quality the first time I went but I thought maybe that was because I went on a Monday. Went back on a Thursday evening.…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

I stopped in here a couple...

I stopped in here a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday night. I have been to Bobby's before but it has been a long time. Last time was when they were a couple of…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Decided to stop by late on...

Decided to stop by late on a Sunday since it is completely free admission. There wasn't many dancers and a lot of customers just sitting around. I really didn't see anyone worth while…

Ralph's Place

Halifax, Nova Scotia

The club is physically run-down looking...

The club is physically run-down looking and pretty seedy. It's not a very inviting building. The quality of the dancers varies hugely, from local "girls", some of whom have been doing this for way too…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

i really don't know where to...

i really don't know where to start lets start by saying one of the best hospitality services in any adult establishment i have ever been to ...They greet you at the door we decided to…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

It is my belief that this...

It is my belief that this club discriminates against African American woman. The only thing they're good for is to shake there ass. They can serve drinks or make them. Latinas are not the only…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

I had been by this club...

I had been by this club many times but didn't find time to go inside. From the outside it looks nice but b careful the parking lot is hard to find. I ended…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Went to Blush...

Went to Blush after a day that started as a very early meeting and a long day after. I just wanted a few drinks before I fought rush hour home. Sat at…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I went here while on a...

I went here while on a business trip to Detroit, and needed to kill some time. The place was not too busy (a Thursday night), but there were still a fare number of dancers. I…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went on a Sunday night. It's...

Went on a Sunday night. It's kind of pricey. $18 cover with drink I believe. I went in and sat down and was almost immediately approached by a dancer. She was a gorgeous Asian girl…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Second time in the new club....

Second time in the new club. Kinda slow for a Saturday afternoon, one hot blonde augmented sitting with a regular. One super skinny tatted up girl that was moving very slowly - got…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Every once in a while I...

Every once in a while I like to drop in here to do a status check and see if things have improved. This used to be an afternoon staple for me, but the combo…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I hadn't visited this club in...

I hadn't visited this club in three or four years but a friend of mine switched to dancing here so I figured I'd check it out. It pretty much hadn't changed. I think the nude…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

The Millstream Inn is a nice...

The Millstream Inn is a nice size club outside of Baltimore. Don’t let the outside or the neighborhood turn you off. I almost didn't stop, but decided to take a chance and it was the…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Occasionally have to visit the Myrtle...

Occasionally have to visit the Myrtle Beach area, and have typically visited this club as well as Secrets north on Rt. 17. These are the only two clubs in the area that I consider…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Even on a Tuesday this club...

Even on a Tuesday this club is packed! Ive been on a Friday or Saturday and couldn't find a seat anywhere. I figured a week days would be a little more forgiving. I was…

Tassels Cabaret

Matthews, North Carolina

I went to this club one...

I went to this club one night with my boyfriend. It is a little hard to get to because the entrance road is deserted and sits way back off independence. It was a free for…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

So I took a chance that...

So I took a chance that the closing of Jen's Den may have pushed some better quality girls into this club. Unfortunately it didn't. <br> <br> The girls were nice enough and it was clear there was…

Famous Flesh Gordons

Thames Centre, Ontario

Club is clean, plenty of parking....

Club is clean, plenty of parking. I walked in and the girls are very nice all say hi, hello etc, make you feel welcome. A very pretty black girl came by and took…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I hadn't been to OG on...

I hadn't been to OG on a mid-week night (Tuesday) in quite a while and decided to give it a shot instead of the Rhino. I arrived at around 10:30 PM and it was…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

First of all, gotta say they...

First of all, gotta say they have got some great dancers. Good selection of all sizes, shapes and colors.<br> <br> Every time I go there always a good time. Just be careful on the private dances. If…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Decided to go to Milwaukee recently...

Decided to go to Milwaukee recently and went to silk. Overall, u guess this is a good club for milwaukee-Wi standards. I enjoyed myself. Cover was average, 10 bucks. Nice…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

This the club I frequent...

This the club I frequent most and after a month of not going, the changes are drastic. All the girls I spend money on are gone, I talked to one of my backups who…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

My friend and I decided to...

My friend and I decided to check out TL after BJ's.We were a bit skeptical coming here considering it was a Monday.To our surprise when we entered the club,they had all the pretty girls working…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I reserved in advance on the...

I reserved in advance on the HustlerMegaClub.com website and got free admission and free ride in an Escalade to the club. It really was free, they didn't even ask me to buy drinks or…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Finally made it here when my...

Finally made it here when my wife and I were invited along with two other couples we hang out with. Everyone who raves about this place always comments on "$5 steak deal." Admittedly, the…

Exposé

San Diego, California

I went in again for the...

I went in again for the first time in over a year. It was a hot afternoon and the place was slow<br> Only one other customer and 4 dancers. Two of the dancers were old…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

My hockey buddies and I decided...

My hockey buddies and I decided to check this place out while in Philadelphia for the Frozen Four tournament. I had read many reviews and wanted to check this place out.<br> First of all BYOB but…

Pink Pony Pompano

Pompano Beach, Florida

First time going to The Pony...

First time going to The Pony in Pompano looking for something new but simply put; it was unimpressive. <br> <br> Hint#1: The location was a bit out of the way in a warehouse district, but once found…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

I have been here many times....

I have been here many times. I can say usually there is only a couple decent dancers in the building at any given time with that said there are usually a few fugly ones as…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

The atmosphere is standard...dark, not that...

The atmosphere is standard...dark, not that clean, and kind of a weird smell. Good news is if your a guy you don't really care. The girls are overall pretty good for a strip…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in during a break...

Stopped in during a break in my workday yesterday as I haven't been here in quite a while. I saw the big expansion of the night club but didn't go in -…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The Landing Strip has everything necessary...

The Landing Strip has everything necessary for a good strip club but one: pretty dancers. The club layout is nice, it's reasonably clean, the VIP setup is good, there's even safe, free parking a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

what can i say... i tried...

what can i say... i tried a few other clubs in the valley but find myself coming back to the HL. <br> <br> Wall dances are going to stay at $15 per song<br> VIP has been reduced back…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Great place for a cheaper lap...

Great place for a cheaper lap dance that is actually worth the money. Went in on a Saturday night and it was quite busy. Which meant there were a lot of girls to look at.…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by Rose City for the...

Stopped by Rose City for the first time in awhile. Found out that my ATF is no longer dancing. She will be missed.<br> <br> Met a new dancer who was trying to gather up some money before…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I came here late one night...

I came here late one night after visiting another club, as this was the only club open late. I'm not sure if the rules/vibe change after a certain time of night, but the place was…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

There was a lot of dancers...

There was a lot of dancers at the club. It was on a Friday night where the club have dancers from surrounding states. The cost of a lap dance is $20 per song.…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

I have been hitting this club...

I have been hitting this club up every winter for many years. It seems to get just a little shabbier each visit. This year dancers have to wear pasties and I presume keep bottoms on.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

So I'm currently sitting at the...

So I'm currently sitting at the FC on Tuesday evening. Thought I'd give a real time report. The day shift just left...and with that some of the long time favorites at this club, Maria (nit…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

A little better than last visit....

A little better than last visit. 5 girls and about 12 patrons, including the obligatory creepy d white guy next to the stage consistently not tipping. Drink specials at great, $2 bottle beers a some…

Juliet's Gentlemen's Club

Erie, Pennsylvania

Juliet's Gentleman's Club is a small...

Juliet's Gentleman's Club is a small strip club located in the heart of Erie, Pennsylvania. You pay your very reasonable five dollar cover charge to a guy just inside the entrance, then go through…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

As has been said before this...

As has been said before this club is a dive and and all black club and pretty run down. Not that all that is a bad thing, I love a good dive if the…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

This review combines two recent Friday...

This review combines two recent Friday visits: one afternoon, one evening. As always, YMMV.<br> <br> First off afternoon visit: get to club around 4pm to find about 10 dancers and 10-15 PLs inside. One thing I love…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Decided to make a return trip...

Decided to make a return trip to players club and was a bit disappointed. Went in late afternoon and there was no cover and plenty of parking outside the club. The area of the…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Either you like this club or...

Either you like this club or you don't. The layout is pretty odd, no tables and everyone sits around a very long double horseshoe shaped bar or stands at the wall. On entry,…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

Like others have said, this place...

Like others have said, this place is just Jaguars with some new furniture and lights. I don't remember if Jaguars always had a DJ, but there was definitely one this night and he was too…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

I usually stop in here when...

I usually stop in here when I'm working in the area and haven't been traveling out of state for a while. So counter the lack of contact dances and stricter rules in this state…

Sugar Shack

Clarion, Pennsylvania

All I can say is cheap...

All I can say is cheap is cheap and if you want more bang for your buck this is the place for you I had an excellent conversation with one of the dancers about her…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Went on Mondat noon, they had...

Went on Mondat noon, they had a deal of meal for 10 $, what they do not tell is that you have to buy a drink for 8$.<br> So it is actually a meal for 18,…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

My second trip to the roadhouse....

My second trip to the roadhouse. Still really friendly bartender, no alcohol but the drinks they do have are reasonably priced. Had 5 girls working and 1 was cute but huge, 1 ok…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Back to old faithful...haven't been to...

Back to old faithful...haven't been to Club 31 in sometime but figured it would be worth the visit again since the weather is getting warm and my friend and I needed to get the motorcycles…

Blush

Commack, New York

Stopped by on a Saturday around...

Stopped by on a Saturday around 11pm. $5 dollar cover and $8.50 beers. One thing to note is that smoking is allowed here so its a pretty smokey atmosphere if you don't smoke. Every other…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Under new management; and, this club...

Under new management; and, this club is now open, daytime (12pm)...<br> <br> I was passing by today, around 2pm; and, I had noticed that there was a guy sitting in a folding chair (door open) in front…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

I haven't visited in a long...

I haven't visited in a long while (it's been a year or so) so it was great to come back and see that not much has changed. I always enjoy my time here. I got…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Was in SF for business and...

Was in SF for business and came here late Wednesday night on my own. I had already known they did not serve alcohol so I had pregamed to be prepared. Walked to club from hotel,…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

New to club seen. Place...

New to club seen. Place is clean and many good looking girls. Everyone is friendly and easy going. On slow nights you can talk to the dancers a bit. You…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Lunchtime trip. Walked in around 11:30ish...

Lunchtime trip. Walked in around 11:30ish and the power was out. Bought a beer - $5.75 -from the the bar just inside the door (couldn't say no the the girl up front). Dancers were…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

One thing about this place that's...

One thing about this place that's either good or bad, depending on your perspective, is the high turn-over of the dancers. I guess there's a high turn-over in all of this industry, but for a…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

This is a very YMMV club....

This is a very YMMV club. I actually dropped by twice, both on Sundays. The first visit, there were plenty of girls around but few customers. Most of the girls just chatted between themselves,…

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Oh man, feeling guilty

So I've been having some really good luck getting OTC lately both in quantity and, definitely, in quality. I'm starting to feel like an OTC Master (the trick I guess is to just ask). Anyway, I'm in the sc today…

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why do you take strippers out to dinner?

To you people who do this: why do you take strippers out to dinner/dates? You are paying them for sex. They are with you for money. Is it really enjoyable, and sexy, for you to feed her or create the…

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Just Because I'm Gay Doesn't Mean I'm Gay!

See what I did there? Yep, my "personality damage" at work again. In the past it usually takes me at last two sentences before I contradict myself, but this is a new record for me. Contradicting myself in a single…

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private party talk

I was 18 when all of this happened. I'm not a push over but i;m very soft spoken and dont like confrontation. I used to strip at a clean club, but i left in november because i was making more…

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Are Any Of You Still Laughing?

Are any of you still laughing over CrazyJoe's Sunday Funnies about a week ago? Still LMAO over a few of them. My favorite: The tater chip in church one. I told it to my S.O. who is an ex-dancer. She…

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Have you noticed a slow down lately ?

We all know that the club scene has not been the same for the most part since the recession – but my question in the title is w.r.t. the last few months or year. I drove by 4 different SCs on…

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Failed in the Corporate World and in My Plan to Marry into Money...

...But in a mere ten years I was able to figure out how to pay hookers for sex. (It's all about being the only one wearing a suit in a dive club). Pretty impressive, overall ain't it?

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ON TOPIC: What kind of PL are you?

"Exotic Dance Patrons Dimensions of sexuality: psychology, culture, society, politics, and economics LONELY OR UNHAPPY MEN • Seek “understanding,” nonjudgmental and emotionally supportive listener • Seek attention from attractive woman desired as a spouse or lover or as spouse once was…

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are strippers the most fiscally irresponsible people in the world?

Why Is it that strippers have no concept of saving money? It really puzzles me because every stripper (that I've met) aspires to not work, yet they are incapable of saving any amount of money. I was seeing a girl…

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I gotten a stripper's number

So i was at the strip club the other day with my cousin and with his friend and this stripper was showing me love since i got to the bar so i said let me just get a lap dance…

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Letting go of the ATF

I've known my ATF for over 3 years, it's been a great ride, but I think it's time to move on. It's nothing she did, I just need a fresh start (I'm trying to give up strip clubs altogether, but…

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xo club in linden nj

I was curious as too if anyone has received "extras" in this club and which type of girls are most likely to do it? How far do their lapdances go sometimes? Hands on hands off? Thanks.

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Who is the Real RICH STUD? RickyBoy or LMN?

What are your thoughts on this very important matter?

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Albany Strip Clubs

If you are ever in Albany NY a heads up about the clubs. If you go enjoy the view, give a tip to the girl on the stage. But going to the VIP for a private dance. SAVE YOUR MONEY!!!!…

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When "great" turns into "just ok"

I have a very hot favorite who already seems to be taking things for granted, even though it has only been a few months. First, she assumes that I will see her each week. Then, when I finally…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

This place was pretty dead on...

This place was pretty dead on a Thursday night around 9-11pm. Even as dead as it was I could not get any attention from the girls, the blonde was sitting smoking and chatting with what…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Not sure whats going on with...

Not sure whats going on with this club. Back in KW after a long absence. They have a cover all of the time, I think $7. Many girls from out of town,…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Stopped by the adult drive in...

Stopped by the adult drive in last week trying to find some action but it was nothing but guys there. That's not my style so when I was driving home disappointed I decided to drop…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

I'm a very picky customer when...

I'm a very picky customer when it comes to clubs, so I hold them all to certain standards that are tough to live by. I enjoy trips to Tijuana to enjoy some of the…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Decided to try a Saturday for...

Decided to try a Saturday for improved quality of dancers and a little more of a challenge to find what you want than the weekday afternoon girls. Started at bar and had several dancers come…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Went here on a Friday afternoon...

Went here on a Friday afternoon by myself. Walked in grabbed a beer and saw about 5-6 girls walking around. I was approached by two of them asking for a dance. I politely declined stating…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

ONLY GO HERE IF YOU ARE...

ONLY GO HERE IF YOU ARE DESPERATE AND ON A TIGHT BUDGET!!! I read some decent reviews so I thought I'd check it out. Went Saturday from 11:30pm-2.am. close. The selection was terrible. All black…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

In Vegas for a work conference,...

In Vegas for a work conference, and we had a few hours to kill. I've had a good time here in the past during the afternoon, so I tried again, even though my last visit…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Was in Austin for business for...

Was in Austin for business for a few days and ended up with a free Thursday night. After a few hours on 6th street decide I wanted to see a little more. So headed…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

On my most recent visit to...

On my most recent visit to this establishment the quality of ladies was mixed..If you like chocolate then you are in the right place..All shapes and sizes to fit anyone...Quality is on the dances..$5 per…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

my most recent visit was about...

my most recent visit was about two weeks ago on a Wednesday. Bartender at apple bees gave me some coupons a while back so didn't have to pay $8 cover. It looked different than a…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Had a pretty good time with...

Had a pretty good time with a few of my buddies. Overall the prices are worse than Canada and the quality of the dances and looks of the girls In Canada is a lot better…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I went here on a Friday...

I went here on a Friday evening when I needed something to do, and I was definitely impressed. There were plenty of girls, Latina, black, white, all body types. Anyone could find a girl they…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

In y last review of Foxy...

In y last review of Foxy I had mentioned the place had gone downhill after the departure of many of the top dancers who left for Thorobreds. Well, it took a while but things are…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Made my annual visit to the...

Made my annual visit to the Blue last week while in CT on business. They've made a few renovations since my last visit, but it hasn't changed that much. Unfortunately, I had to…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Went on a sunday evening around...

Went on a sunday evening around 11 p.m. which is the best time imo when it's not as crowded as it is on Fri and Sat. A lot of hot chicks mostly latina and black.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Came in around 1pm in early...

Came in around 1pm in early May. I read many reviews and wanted to check out mileage and atmosphere. The club was just as most described. I had my license scanned when…

Bagdad

Barcelona, Spain

<br> Went to Bagdad after reading about...

<br> Went to Bagdad after reading about it on the net and even in some city guide books. Taught it would be great fun since I was in Barcelona alone for work. I am a bit…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

This place was alright. Checked it...

This place was alright. Checked it out on my visit to b.c was there for a weekend trip. Went for a dance with an asian girl, she was really sweet I wish I could remember…

Teezer'z Lounge

Fairview Township, Pennsylvania

Recent Friday afternoon visit. The quality...

Recent Friday afternoon visit. The quality was quite low with only one fairly hot dancer. Cover charge is $10 and that includes an ok lunch. Parking is excellent as there is a large lot which…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

I figured I should update y'all...

I figured I should update y'all in the unlikely event that you venture into Ptown. The 15 minute couch dance is now upped to $65 instead of $50. I have no idea why they did…

Peppermint Rabbit

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I got to the club around...

I got to the club around 10:45-11pm. Walked right in with no cover. When I first got there there was an Asian bartender kind of skinny with short shaved haircut and allot of…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I've described the interior before. ...

I've described the interior before. Club is huge. Usually has 15 plus girls on a day shift, 40 plus on a weeknight, 50 to 60 on a weekend night. In…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I noticed there were a lot...

I noticed there were a lot of new dancers from my last visit, and they were definitely an improvement. Lots of the more frumpy girls who were an unfortunately large percentage of the afternoon crew…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Back in KW after a long...

Back in KW after a long absence; this place stands out to me for a number of reasons. The staff and especially bartenders are friendly and funny, and have good memories. For ambiance…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I knew the Vegas experience wouldn't...

I knew the Vegas experience wouldn't be complete without a strip club visit. I got a free limo ride and drinks coupon from a guy on the street and decided to give this one a…

The Palace Gentlemens Resort

Houston, Texas

After reading a recent review of...

After reading a recent review of the palace here, I decided to give it another try. Needless to say my last visit at this club left me very disappointed (there was only one ugly dancer…

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Quality of girls you get extras from?

So in LMN/LNM's thread about asking for extras in the club, somebody mentioned that they should be "model or actress" quality for $900. Which got me thinking, if $900 gets you a model type girl, what do the dancers doing…

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LMN 🆚 LNM

That had me fooled! Good alias it really worked!

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Day In the Life of a Rich Party Animal

THIS IS ALL FUCKING TRUE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT YOU'RE JUST A JEALOUS HATER WHO DIDN'T HAVE SLAVEHOLDING ANCESTORS TO LEAVE YOU A FORTUNE YOU DON'T DESERVE! Knew today was a big day so I took it easy last night.…

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"alabegonz"

Dear "alabegonz" I assume you are mentally ill based on the incoherence and jumbled thought patterns in your posts. Somehow, you have managed to obtain and use a computer or internet viable phone, so I assume you are not institutionalized (yet).…

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asking for sex in the club

Whats the price for sex/otc youre paying in your area? I'm sure location and cost of living plays a huge role in the price of sex In the club/otc, so let's get some averages. I live in one of the…

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2AM stabbings

WOLCOTT {CT}– Three people were stabbed outside the RockStar Café strip club here early Sunday morning. Police received a report of a fight at the establishment, located at 1652 Wolcott Road, at 1:48 a.m. When they arrived, they saw people rushing…

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Are you happy with your stable?

By stable I mean known, dependable, providers be they dancers, escorts, AMPS etc.... With a little luck, I'm close to having the perfect combination of fineness, accessibility, dependability, and variety in my list of options. I'll need the…

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Asa Akira Interview

Semi on topic. Interesting that it would be NPR being sex positive. Maybe they are feeling the heat from CNBC. http://www.npr.org/2014/05/11/310536242/insatiable-one-womans-love-affair-with-the-porn-industry?utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=npr&utm_campaign=nprnews&utm_content=05112014

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stripper dress code for otc

Have you guys ever had the experience of meeting a stripper otc and being aghast at her dressing like a Parisian street walker? I have a "crash pad" (a condo I rent but don't live in) that I usually see…

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Pulling A Chick From CL

Posted an Ad on CL yesterday night while sucking on being uncool. So I wrote the message in a different tone/voice and it was written like targeting a very narrow population describing a woman who is tall about 5'9" to…

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Toronto

Heading to Toronto for a few days later this month. Any suggestions on clubs to check out and/or avoid while there? I'll be staying down by Rogers Centre and am hoping to stay within walking/public transit distance.

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Happy Mothers Day

Any of you MOFOs going clubbing today. I asked a pregnant stripper friend what she was doing today and she said that she was bringing her kid to the club. As for me. I went yesterday. Today I'm cooking BBQ for…

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average age of stripper

Whats the average age of strippers you prefer to see otc? I'm in my mid twenties, so I tend to like the 18-20 year old range.

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Thought some might like.

Some may enjoy this. Steve229, you reading? :) http://www.asian-sirens.net/wp/

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Study: "Internet Trolls' Are Actually Jerks in Real Life Too"

A new report from the University of Manitoba finds that people who troll on the Internet exhibit traits of “sadism, psychopathy, and Machiavellianism” in real life Hollywood media is no stranger to the vast amount of internet trolls that dominate social…

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Supposed To Be Clubbing Now, But...

I wasn't really expecting it to happen but it did happen. My last visit to the SC...a few days ago went pretty well. Me and this dancer who works at the east side of town was in the mood for loving.…

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The New And Improved Catholic Church

Check it out people. I went to my niece's first holy communion this Saturday and who am I greeted by but none other than church ushers who look more bouncers than ministers. Seriously, one usher looked like an…

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{UPDATE #2} I got extras without any extra cash, and I wasn't expecting it.

First post: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=27642 Update: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=27852 The PlannedParenthood tests for chlamydia and gonorrhea came back negative, which makes sense since the treatment had no effect. Symptoms diminished but never disappeared. I eventually hit up my PCP and told him the truth. He…

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Is knowing that she is pregnant a deal breaker?

Today I ran into one of my favorites at my favorite club. We have done VIP about a dozen times and as soon as I saw her, I was pretty sure that is where today would end up. Then she…

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I found a funny picture of Yoda

scroll down to the bottom after clicking the link. Although the image of the cat jumping away from the fish is a bit amusing. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread969348/pg205#pid17608331

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Have you seen the promo for Topless Prophet

Evidently there is a new show coming onto Cinemax or one of the cable networks focusing on Alan Markovitz and his Detroit strip clubs. He currently owns Penthouse, Coliseum, and Flight Club. Why would you want to paint a target…

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Do you believe in gray aliens?

I have a movie on. I once had a dream where gray aliens took my astral body. They must have ticked me off. I dreamed I killed several and almost took over their ship.…

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Cop shot security guard that shot another security guard. Yes it was atfer 2AM

Birmingham, Alabama -- One man is dead and other in the hospital following an early morning shooting at a Birmingham nightclub that had been ordered shut by the Birmingham City Council. According to officials, the shooting occurred after an altercation between…

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Why is a Stripper like...

Q Why is a stripper like a work of art? A Because I'd like to nail her against the wall.

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To the woman who rear ended me then...

You rear ended my VW with your Honda. You had no insurance, and said you "couldn't afford this" You asked if we could settle this with sex, then gave me a bj in my backseat in the middle of the…

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Tablets In The Strip Club

I recently bought a tablet with a 7" screen. It is not all that much larger than my smartphone which has about a 5" screen, and I have almost never had any issues using the smartphone inside of strip clubs.…

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Stripper Stench

Hey guys...I'm sure this has been covered before but would love to hear your thoughts on the matter. So I went to Follies this afternoon and had a great time with my ATF. She's phenomenal and always gets me off…

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The Price of Pussy

World prostitution prices posted below and the money paid to prostitutes is quoted in U.S. Dollars. The rates and prices for sex are collected from various reports, such as reports by criminal justice programs and public health programs, as well…

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Cock blocking ?

I tend to be a bit of an impatient guy. When I go to a SC; I just want to get what I went there for (and what I'm paying for). I can understand sometimes not getting what I want…

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working real hard

Ever work so hard in one day just the thought of a slut taking that hard earned filler just piss you the fuck off

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Is Houston dead?

Have the legislators of morality won? I used to club here many years ago and only recently moved back to the area. Thankfully at least after the so called compromise. But it seems like all the city is…

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how much will you spend this weekend?

How much do you expect to spend this weekend? My personal approximation: Quarter oz of cocaine - $220 8th of weed - $50 10 xanax - $40 Bottle service - $1,000 Stripper - $900 Hotel room - $500-600 Driver service - $200ish So around 2.5-3k for the weekend. I…

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Austin appeals court upholds strip club tax

The 3rd Court of Appeals on Friday upheld the $5-per-patron tax on Texas strip clubs. The so-called “pole tax” had already survived one round of legal challenges when the Texas Supreme Court ruled in 2011 that the fee did not violate…

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Vacations?

Is everyone on vacations, or is it there really this inactivity on TUSCL?

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It's Dangerous to be a Stripper's Fiance

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2014/05/plano-teen-sentenced-in-attempted-murder-of-former-strippers-fiance.html/

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The Finger Trap Test - the new test for beauty

Have y'all head about this? Ask you favorite dancers to try this http://www.thegloss.com/2014/04/30/beauty/finger-trap-test-are-you-pretty/

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Dancers On Trampolines

I was watching some old Man Show reruns yesterday, enjoying the Juggies jumping on trampolines. This got me to thinking which isn't ever healthy for anybody. What if the strip clubs got rid of stages and poles and…

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is it better to go to my favorite strip club once, or twice a month

Which sounds like more fun for a PL who likes to get alot of lapdances. Going to the club once a month and spending around 700. Or twice a month and spending around 350

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yeeeeeep

Yeeeeeep

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New Sexually Transmitted Infection Effects Brain Increasing Libido Before Rottin

On the plus side, at least you're horny? http://www.vice.com/read/this-new-deadly-sti-makes-its-victims-horny-before-killing-them

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Monica Lewinsky's Strip Club Job Offer

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/08/monica-lewinsky-scores-strip-club-cigar-bar-hostess/

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tuscl can be boaring

Without them trolls aka real true solid value tuscl members

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self destructive behavior

Do you find that seeing strippers/visiting the SC Is intertwined with self destructive behavior, for you? Perhaps in a rare moment of sober introspection (both my valium and ativan rx's have run out and can't be refilled for a few more…

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An Asian Stripper in Detroit

I see few Asian strippers in Detroit clubs. Detroit does not have a significant number of immigrants from the far east. It has a Mexican town but not a China town. However, an Asian dancer was in my favorite…

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Old school joke

How many letters in the alphabet? 24, cuz L&M got kicked out for smoking

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This is atest,this is only a test.

No new discussions in 17 hours?Founder!!!!

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Police suspect strip club patron died of 'excited delirium'

Having not heard the term before, I was somewhat disappointed to learn that it results from ingesting too much PCP . . . http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/2014/05/07/jason-jordan-pink-slip-nightclub-brooklyn-illinois-excited-delirium/8818975/

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How much does Bridgette B charge for lapdances when she feature dances at strip

I know some porn stars don't give lapdances and others do. Bridgette B told me that she does give lapdances when I sent her a tweet on Twitter.

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Life is good today - redux

Some of you may remember a month or so ago when I posted about the thirty six year old mother who finally let me catch her, but wouldn't take the money when we were done. http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=28339 Well, I've seen her a couple…

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New Articles

Three new articles have been published - I just happened to notice a few minutes ago and also noticed no comments on the articles - so thought I'd give out a PL notice :)

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OT:Deter's Final Season

Just had my family come back from the Yankees beating the Lamegels. Great game. I, for one, have nothing but respect for Jeter. Class, clutch, and leadership in the Big Apple. And this comes from…

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Strip club patron dies from excited delirium.

BROOKLYN, Ill. (KSDK) – Police suspect the death of a 30-year-old St. Louis man who was transported to a local hospital after exhibiting hallucinations and becoming agitated outside of a strip club early Saturday morning is due to "excited delirium." Jason…

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Strip Club Flooring

I, for one, am all about tile. Keep the carpet. Don't even let me hear the words pergo.

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How to hook up OTC.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/377829/VIDEO-Man-visits-strip-club-likes-one-stripper-so-much-he-carries-her-home

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Investing in a Strip Club

Has anyone here ever seriously considered investing in a strip club? From a business standpoint, its a pretty sound concept with all the employees being 1099's that pay "rent" to the house. Especially if you lived somewhere that you were…

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Homage for Gawker

Gawker is one of my favorite posters on TUSCL. I'm always eager to read what he has to say. 1. Gawker has weirder, wilder and woolier adventures than I have. I had lots of strange, fucked up times…

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Why do strippers almost exclusively have black boyfriends?

When I sat down and thought about it, almost every stripper I've ever known--regardless of their own ethnicity or state they grew up in--had black kids. Just an observation I've noticed (and apparently Randy as well). I have several theories…

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Belle Knox: Some Strippers are Coeds

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/06/duke-porn-star-belle-knox-is-building-her-brand-one-strip-club-at-a-time.html

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Test Drive

Been looking for a good, reliable daytime girl, but hadn't seen anyone to my liking until the other afternoon when a dancer caught my eye. A little older model, but her body was in great shape. Tipped her…

From Disaster to Delight: Banging a TJ Escort

I had arranged a session w/ a TJ escort this on a Sunday. I'm normally a bar girl (BG) guy w/ a little street girl (SG) thrown in for spice, but the search for a great GFE forced me to go the route of the escort on this trip. I chose Marina due to her positive reviews on other sites and her body type: I love petite hotties who are toned and carry C-cups on their frames. Making contact w/ this vixen was no small task as she initially did not return multiple emails and phone calls, but a "TJ Amigo" eventually helped me out and got me on the gravy train, so communication after that was no problem. I…

Reflections: A look back

So I started strip clubbing a little over 5 years ago. Let me take you back in the time machine. In one of my college classes (I was 20 at the time), a couple of my buddies were talking about a strip club they went to. At this point I had never been to a strip club, but I was kind of interested in checking one out. A couple of weeks later while I was waiting for a bus to get to school, I saw a building and it said "dancers" and there was a girl through the window dancing around. It looked like she was trying to get people to come inside the place. I decided I was going to go…

Memoirs of a Los Angeles Sugar Daddy

I am in my late forties; Indian guy, immigrated here in the mid 80s. I have been married for 25+ years. I am in extremely good shape and workout 5-6 days a week. Being married my monthly spending limit is about $500. I started visiting strip clubs while traveling for work about 10 years back. I travel a lot for work to client sites and am typically out of town at least 1-2 days a week. In strip clubs, I normally only watch and sometimes do laps in the main area. I am not interested in VIP extras since I am scared of catching something. About 6 years ago, I went to…

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I've fixed LMN's post!

Mr. "broken condom scares" LMN just PMed me with a groovy story. Apparently, he traveled to the year 2525 where he proceeded to pick up a future hooker. He told the following story... I took my DuhLorian time machine to the…

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Is Jim Jefferies trolling TUSCL?

The LMN character seems a bit like the version of himself that Jim Jefferies plays in Legit. Although, to be fair, the Jim Jeffries character is pretty cool to the paralyzed character that DJ Qualls plays. I mean reall, he…

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Delaware 2PMer. Thats right 2PMer.

A 29-year-old man was shot Tuesday afternoon outside a strip club just south of Wilmington city limits, state police said. The victim was taken by ambulance about 4:30 p.m. from the Gold Club Restaurant and Exotic Entertainment in the 1000 block…

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condom broke

Share your broken condom scares here 30mg adderall IR a few hours before Drank probably 3/4 bottle of DeLeon Killed a ball of white between myself and the stripper 2mg xanax to take the edge off Who knows how much pot 25mg (I think) viagra to…

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rough sex with strippers

Do you find the sex you have with strippers is rougher than with civilian women? The current stripper I'm seeing appears to have as many mental issues as I do, with none of the net worth. Sometimes I wonder if we…